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(Daily Mail)   Revealed: The President's $223 million 'doomsday' plane that protects him against nuclear war, asteroids and Republicans   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 19
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2012-11-07 11:06:52 PM
5 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

This communications hub gives the President access to 24/7 porn, NBA games, and YouTube videos of Republicans crying for a recount.
2012-11-07 11:11:23 PM
3 votes:

SithLord: But no access to ambassadors crying for assistance in Libya.


I'll bet that's the first time you ever cared about a gay man crying out for help.
2012-11-07 10:17:51 PM
3 votes:

Dinki: sno man: The annual budget for the U.S. doomsday plane is between $5 billion and $6 billion dollars according to the article. And the plane is $223M according to subby.
And they don't have a new plane every year? WTF?

You didn't actually believe one word of a Mail online article did you?


After the last month or so in the Politics tab, I don't even believe what I typed, let alone you, subby or the article...
2012-11-07 09:34:47 PM
3 votes:

Dead for Tax Reasons: He was afraid of a doomsday plane gap


animals could be bred and SLAUGHTERED!
2012-11-07 11:32:49 PM
2 votes:

Smingleigh: So, does the President get a little bag of peanuts, or is it a little bag of pretzels?


Bush tended to opt for the peanuts after a specific incident.
2012-11-07 11:32:29 PM
2 votes:
If I was Obama I'd be playing that thing 24/7 for a week over New York with a banner behind it that reads "Come Get Me Trump!".
GBB
2012-11-08 04:49:51 AM
1 votes:

CrimsonMeerkat: FTFA: "The federal government also has a top-secret underground complex called 'Mount Weather' located 64 miles from Washington, D.C. in Virginia. Buried 300 feet underground, the massive complex features 20 multistory buildings, water reservoirs, a sewage treatment plant, a hospital, a crematorium and a television studio where the president can keep the American people apprised of what's going on. The compound has enough supplies to last 200 personnel a month, but enough bunks for 2,000 people.


Hence, the crematorium.
2012-11-08 01:11:01 AM
1 votes:

StopLurkListen: buzzcut73: rooftop235: Obviously AF1. But I wonder if there are some tricks that can be done to make it fly at least 24 hours without refueling. Much slower speeds, shutting down an engine or two, extra fuel...

Or one of these every 12 hours or so
[www.boeing.com image 375x300]

Zoinks. Doing this trick every 12 hours for long periods is playing dice with the continuity of the American government. You gotta do what you gotta do, and I know our pilots and crew refueling Air Force One will be extra-extra careful, but you're always taking a risk doing it. Yeep.


Ass. I just spent 45 minutes on youtube watching planes get refueled.
2012-11-08 12:15:46 AM
1 votes:

CrimsonMeerkat: FTFA: "The federal government also has a top-secret underground complex called 'Mount Weather' located 64 miles from Washington, D.C. in Virginia. Buried 300 feet underground, the massive complex features 20 multistory buildings, water reservoirs, a sewage treatment plant, a hospital, a crematorium and a television studio where the president can keep the American people apprised of what's going on. The compound has enough supplies to last 200 personnel a month, but enough bunks for 2,000 people.

WTF kind of top secret is that??? Does top secret mean something different from what I think it means???


I don't think knocking on every door in a 64 mile radius of a massive metropolitan area is going to find it.. and code names can be deliberately misleading. I'd check pits, valleys, canyons..
2012-11-07 11:57:50 PM
1 votes:
This will be the command center from which Obama will launch his coup. He will fly in it 24/7 and will dictate policy that will destroy America. He knows he has free reign now.

You liberals do not know what evil you have unleashed.
2012-11-07 11:44:02 PM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Ghastly: If I was Obama I'd be playing that thing 24/7 for a week over New York with a banner behind it that reads "Come Get Me Trump!".

New York just went through the worst disaster in over century and is still reeling from the impact. Have some class.


How about over Maricopa with "Come at me, Joe!"?
2012-11-07 11:42:58 PM
1 votes:

SithLord: But no access to ambassadors crying for assistance in Libya.


That chicken.... keep on f**king it.
2012-11-07 11:35:18 PM
1 votes:

Ghastly: If I was Obama I'd be playing that thing 24/7 for a week over New York with a banner behind it that reads "Come Get Me Trump!".


New York just went through the worst disaster in over century and is still reeling from the impact. Have some class.
2012-11-07 11:33:07 PM
1 votes:
"The annual budget for the U.S. doomsday plan is between $5 billion and $6 billion dollars."

I don't know if that's a typo, but I suspect it isn't, it's just bad writing to interchange carelessly the similar words "plane" and "plan" -- a $223m doomsday "plane", and a $5-$6b doomsday "plan" that includes a secret multi-story underground facility, personnel who are always on alert, multi-day drills, and *four aircraft* and all associated maintenance and operating expenses.
2012-11-07 11:24:19 PM
1 votes:

KangTheMad: I want to get this out of the way, for the morons that are gonna whine about a $223 million plane

You'd be lucky to get a brand new jumbo-jet today for that little.

//The new Dreamliner is over $300 million a plane


WHY DOESN'T THE PRESIDENT HAVE THE BEST PLANE AVAILABLE?
2012-11-07 11:12:57 PM
1 votes:
Hundreds of millions of dollars all so a plane won't crash if you use a cell phone.
2012-11-07 11:08:53 PM
1 votes:

FatherChaos: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x286]

This communications hub gives the President access to 24/7 porn, NBA games, and YouTube videos of Republicans crying for a recount.


But no access to ambassadors crying for assistance in Libya.
2012-11-07 10:05:36 PM
1 votes:

sno man: The annual budget for the U.S. doomsday plane is between $5 billion and $6 billion dollars according to the article. And the plane is $223M according to subby.
And they don't have a new plane every year? WTF?


You didn't actually believe one word of a Mail online article did you?
2012-11-07 09:30:59 PM
1 votes:
He was afraid of a doomsday plane gap
 
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