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(TMZ)   Ariel Winter, one of the Dunphy daughters from Modern Family removed from her home over allegations of emotional and physical abuse. Chris Hansen will monitor this thread closely   (tmz.com) divider line 22
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9935 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 07 Nov 2012 at 11:15 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-08 02:35:59 AM  
3 votes:
Penis V. Brain.

Penis: Hey Brain, did you see that bikini picture? I wanna see what's underneath and then I want to penis it with all of my penis.
Brain:Yeah.. Says here she's 14.
Penis: Nothing looks 14 about her
Brain:Yeah... But she is a 14 year old girl. In every way other than those huge jugs, she is a child.
Penis: Oh yea I want to penis those too.
Brain: Well my dear Penis, it's a good thing you are not calling the shots.

That's my process. Just being honest.
2012-11-08 12:04:01 AM  
3 votes:

wholedamnshow: When I did a GIS for her, one of the suggestions was "ariel winter bikini."


I hope most of those searches are from teenage boys, but I'm skeptical.

Evil Mackerel: Not a kid chaser but I did step on a dwarf today at a fast food joint. I felt a little bad, she was the size of a 7 year old and I'm 6'2.She was pissed.


She should've worn a bell, like my cat.
2012-11-07 11:47:58 PM  
3 votes:

Wayne 985: natgab: We are here to post Ariel Winter pictures right?

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x1121]

Dude... This isn't 4chan. I mean, the people here are pervy, but I'm pretty sure most of us are not chasing kids.


Not a kid chaser but I did step on a dwarf today at a fast food joint. I felt a little bad, she was the size of a 7 year old and I'm 6'2.She was pissed.
2012-11-08 12:27:58 PM  
2 votes:

Gramma: Jim from Saint Paul: Begun the Lohan 2.0 has.

Begun the Britney 3.0 has.

Begun the Barrymore 4.0 has.


Shirley Temple 7.2.
2012-11-08 03:45:17 AM  
2 votes:
She'll be fine as long as she reads this...
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2012-11-08 03:36:34 PM  
1 votes:
Look what's gonna happen if you prudes make us wait until Ariel is "old enough".

i.imgur.com
2012-11-08 02:08:25 PM  
1 votes:

100 Watt Walrus: The One True TheDavid: Gramma: Jim from Saint Paul: Begun the Lohan 2.0 has.

Begun the Britney 3.0 has.

Begun the Barrymore 4.0 has.

Shirley Temple 7.2.


[i.imgur.com image 438x594]
Ohhh, yea she does.


Not sure if that's intentional, but Temple is 13 years-old in that picture.
2012-11-08 01:53:14 PM  
1 votes:

Profedius: Well I will say it. The strongest argument against underage sex is that they do not have the intelligence (maturity) to handle hide a sexual relationship, but I have to ask what about all the adults who are equally if not more incapable?


There, FTFY. Pet peeve and all...
2012-11-08 01:49:10 PM  
1 votes:

Profedius: Well I will say it. The strongest argument against underage sex is that they do not have the intelligence (maturity) to handle a sexual relationship, but I have to ask what about all the adults who are equally if not more incapable?


There's a point at which your age stops being a valid excuse for the fact that you're dimmer than a dead lightning bug in a paper sack.
2012-11-08 01:34:29 PM  
1 votes:

The One True TheDavid: Debeo Summa Credo:

Amazing how many people don't know who she is. Well, I didn't know her real name but I would have recognized "the younger daughter from modern family".

I had no idea before this thread. I haven't owned a TV since 1994. TV totally distorts your view of reality, as we see from this thread.


i.imgur.com
2012-11-08 01:31:32 PM  
1 votes:

Profedius: but I have to ask what about all the adults who are equally if not more incapable?


That's why god invented liquor.
2012-11-08 12:15:29 PM  
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: styckx: [i.imgur.com image 386x1500]

/oblig

Don't the idiots who make these posters understand that pedos aren't interested in girls with big tits?


This. Pedophilia is properly defined as being into PRE-PUBESCENT kids. Humbert Humbert liked 'em around 11-12 with slightly swollen nipples & no pubic hair at all, and he was a borderline case.

If you're into 34 year old women with flat chests and hairless "bikini areas" you might be leaning toward the pedo. If a grown man is unable to get a boner for a very developed 14 year old he might be pedo and/or gay, or maybe he has medical problems.

But then this is the Internet, where Sarah Palin is queen.
2012-11-08 10:45:55 AM  
1 votes:

twiztedjustin: flaminio: What the hell, I'll post it...

[i.imgur.com image 500x494]



ohdeargod

But seriously, way too young. I can't imagine anything sexual about her.



You're not trying hard enough.
2012-11-08 10:15:14 AM  
1 votes:

Snatch Bandergrip: 1. Hope she gets free of that shiatty situation

2. The other daughter was looking good last night


www.givememyremote.com

Yeah, you can tell she wants it.
2012-11-08 09:55:06 AM  
1 votes:

flaminio: What the hell, I'll post it...

[i.imgur.com image 500x494]


2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-08 07:33:06 AM  
1 votes:

The One True TheDavid: Wayne 985: natgab:

We are here to post Ariel Winter pictures right?

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x1121]

Dude... This isn't 4chan. I mean, the people here are pervy, but I'm pretty sure most of us are not chasing kids.

You don't have to "chase kids" to look at what young women who are old and developed enough to carry a fetus to term insist on showing off.

For most of human existence a virgin of 14 was either in a guarded castle or damn ugly and a non-virgin of 14 was usually a wife (or concubine) and perhaps a mother.

But of course those who think somebody is a poor little baby until they magically change at age 18 (or whatever happens to be the Age of Consent where they happen to be) will now proceed to get all huffy and call me impolite things.


Apparently Piers Anthony has a Fark account.
2012-11-08 01:42:18 AM  
1 votes:
I was going to post in this thread to say how awful for her... but it got too weird in here.
2012-11-08 12:59:41 AM  
1 votes:
i486.photobucket.com
2012-11-08 12:38:23 AM  
1 votes:
She'll turn out OK. Let's try and keep Wilmer Valderrama and meth away from her, please. If possible assign a dire wolf to follow her around and prevent the thing that always happens.
2012-11-08 12:07:30 AM  
1 votes:

What_Would_Jimi_Do: " There's a report Ariel is seeking legal emancipation from her mom so she can be with her boyfriend "

sounds like the kid needs a good ass whooping.

/don't know the show or the kid


Did you really just stop quoting that sentence halfway through? Just...wow. FTFA: There's a report Ariel is seeking legal emancipation from her mom so she can be with her boyfriend, but that report is false.
2012-11-07 11:40:28 PM  
1 votes:

natgab: We are here to post Ariel Winter pictures right?

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x1121]


Dude... This isn't 4chan. I mean, the people here are pervy, but I'm pretty sure most of us are not chasing kids.
2012-11-07 11:21:26 PM  
1 votes:
You mean Chris Handsome?

www.uthoughtuseenitall.com

Sorry... Been on a Boondocks tear lately.
 
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