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(TMZ)   Ariel Winter, one of the Dunphy daughters from Modern Family removed from her home over allegations of emotional and physical abuse. Chris Hansen will monitor this thread closely   (tmz.com) divider line 169
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2012-11-07 10:20:06 PM
Awe Chris, you spoil all our fun.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-07 10:34:04 PM
Ariel Winter, one of the Dunphy daughters from Modern Family

Subby must be new to Fark.... you don't really have to qualify who Ariel Winter is around here.

/waiting for the usual suspects
 
2012-11-07 11:21:26 PM
You mean Chris Handsome?

www.uthoughtuseenitall.com

Sorry... Been on a Boondocks tear lately.
 
2012-11-07 11:27:43 PM
There is such a thing as non-sexual physical abuse.
 
2012-11-07 11:30:01 PM
I really don't want to be "that guy" but who ever the primates that spew out these poorly written TMZ articles are in serious need of a dictionary or maybe even a semester or two of journalism classes at a local community college.

"Ironically, we've learned Shanelle suffered the same alleged abuse as Ariel. Nearly two decades ago, the Department of Children and Family Services removed her from Crystal's home based on similar abuse allegations.

That is the exact opposite of ironic. It indicates a pattern and is not at all surprising
 
2012-11-07 11:34:56 PM
We are here to post Ariel Winter pictures right?

i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-07 11:40:28 PM

natgab: We are here to post Ariel Winter pictures right?

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x1121]


Dude... This isn't 4chan. I mean, the people here are pervy, but I'm pretty sure most of us are not chasing kids.
 
2012-11-07 11:45:58 PM

natgab: We are here to post Ariel Winter pictures right?

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x1121]


That's creepy as fark.

See: not 4chan.

Or Redditt.
 
2012-11-07 11:47:05 PM

Wayne 985: natgab: We are here to post Ariel Winter pictures right?

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x1121]

Dude... This isn't 4chan. I mean, the people here are pervy, but I'm pretty sure most of us are not chasing kids.


When I did a GIS for her, one of the suggestions was "ariel winter bikini."
 
2012-11-07 11:47:58 PM

Wayne 985: natgab: We are here to post Ariel Winter pictures right?

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x1121]

Dude... This isn't 4chan. I mean, the people here are pervy, but I'm pretty sure most of us are not chasing kids.


Not a kid chaser but I did step on a dwarf today at a fast food joint. I felt a little bad, she was the size of a 7 year old and I'm 6'2.She was pissed.
 
2012-11-07 11:50:44 PM
 
2012-11-07 11:54:37 PM

Wayne 985: You mean Chris Handsome?

[www.uthoughtuseenitall.com image 320x240]

Sorry... Been on a Boondocks tear lately.


That episode was SO wrong, yet SO funny.
 
2012-11-08 12:00:37 AM

Marshal805: Wayne 985: You mean Chris Handsome?

[www.uthoughtuseenitall.com image 320x240]

Sorry... Been on a Boondocks tear lately.

That episode was SO wrong, yet SO funny.


I was thinking about that after I posted it... The episode (and the original clip) never stop being funny, but it is about a real dude who serial raped men in prison. I sort of laugh and cringe at the same time.
 
2012-11-08 12:03:32 AM
" There's a report Ariel is seeking legal emancipation from her mom so she can be with her boyfriend "

sounds like the kid needs a good ass whooping.

/don't know the show or the kid
 
2012-11-08 12:04:01 AM

wholedamnshow: When I did a GIS for her, one of the suggestions was "ariel winter bikini."


I hope most of those searches are from teenage boys, but I'm skeptical.

Evil Mackerel: Not a kid chaser but I did step on a dwarf today at a fast food joint. I felt a little bad, she was the size of a 7 year old and I'm 6'2.She was pissed.


She should've worn a bell, like my cat.
 
2012-11-08 12:07:30 AM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: " There's a report Ariel is seeking legal emancipation from her mom so she can be with her boyfriend "

sounds like the kid needs a good ass whooping.

/don't know the show or the kid


Did you really just stop quoting that sentence halfway through? Just...wow. FTFA: There's a report Ariel is seeking legal emancipation from her mom so she can be with her boyfriend, but that report is false.
 
2012-11-08 12:13:17 AM
Thank god TMZ is watching over this little angel and definitely not making her life any worse
 
2012-11-08 12:14:21 AM

Hillbilly Jim: Someone say Abby Winters?

/NSFW


it's sad that I have to go all the way to australia to seem some bush
 
2012-11-08 12:18:51 AM

VTGremlin: What_Would_Jimi_Do: " There's a report Ariel is seeking legal emancipation from her mom so she can be with her boyfriend "

sounds like the kid needs a good ass whooping.

/don't know the show or the kid

Did you really just stop quoting that sentence halfway through? Just...wow. FTFA: There's a report Ariel is seeking legal emancipation from her mom so she can be with her boyfriend, but that report is false.


yes, and since when is leaving 5 words out of a 23 word quote half?
 
2012-11-08 12:21:53 AM

Wayne 985: natgab:

We are here to post Ariel Winter pictures right?

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x1121]

Dude... This isn't 4chan. I mean, the people here are pervy, but I'm pretty sure most of us are not chasing kids.


You don't have to "chase kids" to look at what young women who are old and developed enough to carry a fetus to term insist on showing off.

For most of human existence a virgin of 14 was either in a guarded castle or damn ugly and a non-virgin of 14 was usually a wife (or concubine) and perhaps a mother.

But of course those who think somebody is a poor little baby until they magically change at age 18 (or whatever happens to be the Age of Consent where they happen to be) will now proceed to get all huffy and call me impolite things.
 
2012-11-08 12:27:29 AM
Her mom abused her and her older sister. Thus has nothing to do with a boyfriend. Her sister is seeking legal guardianship.
 
2012-11-08 12:28:32 AM
What the hell, I'll post it...

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-08 12:29:51 AM
flaminio:

What the hell, I'll post it...

[i.imgur.com image 500x494]


Golly, what an INFANT. Is she out of diapers yet?
 
2012-11-08 12:30:27 AM

The One True TheDavid: You don't have to "chase kids" to look at what young women who are old and developed enough to carry a fetus to term insist on showing off.

For most of human existence a virgin of 14 was either in a guarded castle or damn ugly and a non-virgin of 14 was usually a wife (or concubine) and perhaps a mother.

But of course those who think somebody is a poor little baby until they magically change at age 18 (or whatever happens to be the Age of Consent where they happen to be) will now proceed to get all huffy and call me impolite things.


It's one thing to acknowledge that adolescence is when those physiological changes do occur and that, from an evolutionary standpoint, a person is "good to go" as it were. It's another entirely to be completely oblivious to the massive cognitive differences between an early adolescent and someone in their 20s, 30s, or older, on top of being so incredibly unaware of or unphased by societal expectations, mores, taboos and laws that dictate appropriate social-sexual behaviors and issues of consent.
 
2012-11-08 12:31:33 AM

flaminio: What the hell, I'll post it...

[i.imgur.com image 500x494]




ohdeargod

But seriously, way too young. I can't imagine anything sexual about her.
 
2012-11-08 12:38:23 AM
She'll turn out OK. Let's try and keep Wilmer Valderrama and meth away from her, please. If possible assign a dire wolf to follow her around and prevent the thing that always happens.
 
2012-11-08 12:40:41 AM

dletter: Ariel Winter, one of the Dunphy daughters from Modern Family

Subby must be new to Fark.... you don't really have to qualify who Ariel Winter is around here.

/waiting for the usual suspects


I had no idea who she is. Might have to start watching this show, though...
 
2012-11-08 12:44:52 AM
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

Oblig

Would it be worth the jail time?

/si
//that means yes
 
2012-11-08 12:50:33 AM

Kome: The One True TheDavid: You don't have to "chase kids" to look at what young women who are old and developed enough to carry a fetus to term insist on showing off.

For most of human existence a virgin of 14 was either in a guarded castle or damn ugly and a non-virgin of 14 was usually a wife (or concubine) and perhaps a mother.

But of course those who think somebody is a poor little baby until they magically change at age 18 (or whatever happens to be the Age of Consent where they happen to be) will now proceed to get all huffy and call me impolite things.

It's one thing to acknowledge that adolescence is when those physiological changes do occur and that, from an evolutionary standpoint, a person is "good to go" as it were. It's another entirely to be completely oblivious to the massive cognitive differences between an early adolescent and someone in their 20s, 30s, or older, on top of being so incredibly unaware of or unphased by societal expectations, mores, taboos and laws that dictate appropriate social-sexual behaviors and issues of consent.


I think one of the problems with the way we, as a society, think about "pedophilia" is that we don't make much distinction between thought and action. i.e. it would be despicable to have sex with a 15 year old for the exact reasons you've cited, but that 15 year old's mind is not present in abstracted representations of her body (which is often indistinguishable from that of a 20 something, aside from face)
 
2012-11-08 12:59:41 AM
i486.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-08 01:00:43 AM

The One True TheDavid: Pedosplaining


Go back to reddit perv.
 
2012-11-08 01:25:59 AM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: VTGremlin: What_Would_Jimi_Do: " There's a report Ariel is seeking legal emancipation from her mom so she can be with her boyfriend "

sounds like the kid needs a good ass whooping.

/don't know the show or the kid

Did you really just stop quoting that sentence halfway through? Just...wow. FTFA: There's a report Ariel is seeking legal emancipation from her mom so she can be with her boyfriend, but that report is false.

yes, and since when is leaving 5 words out of a 23 word quote half?



When said five words encompass the the main point of the sentence in question.
 
2012-11-08 01:30:24 AM
Dude, she's 14
 
2012-11-08 01:32:11 AM
Who? What?

I only know the name Chris Hanson from Fark. The rest of the headline is ijbberish.
 
2012-11-08 01:34:54 AM
i.imgur.com

/oblig
 
2012-11-08 01:42:18 AM
I was going to post in this thread to say how awful for her... but it got too weird in here.
 
2012-11-08 01:43:43 AM
I haven't seen Modern Family, but when I caught an Inside the Actor's Studio with the whole Modern Family cast, it looked very good. But I'm asleep every evening during prime time.

flaminio: What the hell, I'll post it...

[i.imgur.com image 500x494]


Looks better than Upton, or Selma Gomez to me. Those two look a bit underdeveloped, in my eyes.
 
2012-11-08 01:57:35 AM
Well, that'll teach her to grow boobs that young.

:(
 
2012-11-08 02:07:45 AM
I always like to imagine Jay Pritchett and Al Bundy as the same person. Like maybe Bud and Kelly moved out, Peggy divorced him, and without them all leeching his money he was able to save up and take a vacation to Columbia while Peg went out west and joined the sons of anarchy.

/she doesn't look like any of the 14 year olds I remember
 
2012-11-08 02:32:28 AM

styckx: [i.imgur.com image 386x1500]

/oblig


Don't the idiots who make these posters understand that pedos aren't interested in girls with big tits?
 
2012-11-08 02:35:59 AM
Penis V. Brain.

Penis: Hey Brain, did you see that bikini picture? I wanna see what's underneath and then I want to penis it with all of my penis.
Brain:Yeah.. Says here she's 14.
Penis: Nothing looks 14 about her
Brain:Yeah... But she is a 14 year old girl. In every way other than those huge jugs, she is a child.
Penis: Oh yea I want to penis those too.
Brain: Well my dear Penis, it's a good thing you are not calling the shots.

That's my process. Just being honest.
 
2012-11-08 02:37:10 AM
Would abuse that rotten.
 
2012-11-08 02:37:38 AM

mantabulous: Dude, she's 14


You're right. Way too old.
 
2012-11-08 02:40:44 AM

The Man Who Laughs: /she doesn't look like any of the 14 year olds I remember


I've been hearing that comment for over thirty years. I'm always amazed that so many people have such horrible memories.
 
2012-11-08 02:49:38 AM
Oh Fark. A story about a young girl being violently abused by her mother and you guys talk about her boobs. I love you guys.
 
2012-11-08 02:59:48 AM
I have no idea who she is.
But i'm making a bit of math here, seems that Ariel's sister, who's seeking guardianship, was removed from that house "almost two decades ago" and kept in a foster home for two years, probably her 18th birthday. Ariel being 14, that means that even though she had lost her daughter to child services, the mother had another one a few years later without a follow-up by child services.

Some actors are just good because they were bred in crazy, i guess we have such a case here.
 
2012-11-08 03:12:44 AM

styckx: [i.imgur.com image 386x1500]

/oblig


jesus those are some nice tits.
 
2012-11-08 03:43:11 AM

Kome: It's one thing to acknowledge that adolescence is when those physiological changes do occur and that, from an evolutionary standpoint, a person is "good to go" as it were. It's another entirely to be completely oblivious to the massive cognitive differences between an early adolescent and someone in their 20s, 30s, or older, on top of being so incredibly unaware of or unphased by societal expectations, mores, taboos and laws that dictate appropriate social-sexual behaviors and issues of consent.



vwarb: I think one of the problems with the way we, as a society, think about "pedophilia" is that we don't make much distinction between thought and action. i.e. it would be despicable to have sex with a 15 year old for the exact reasons you've cited, but that 15 year old's mind is not present in abstracted representations of her body (which is often indistinguishable from that of a 20 something, aside from face)



DisregardTheFollowing: Penis V. Brain.

Penis: Hey Brain, did you see that bikini picture? I wanna see what's underneath and then I want to penis it with all of my penis.
Brain:Yeah.. Says here she's 14.
Penis: Nothing looks 14 about her
Brain:Yeah... But she is a 14 year old girl. In every way other than those huge jugs, she is a child.
Penis: Oh yea I want to penis those too.
Brain: Well my dear Penis, it's a good thing you are not calling the shots.

That's my process. Just being honest.


These.
/Not giving TMZ a click, but I wish a good escape and healthy recovery for any kid in an abusive home
//Bikini pic: hubba!
 
HBK
2012-11-08 03:44:25 AM
Goddamnit. Have all the 4channers and reddit pedos come to fark?

Go back to your caves pedophiles. Or better yet, eat a bullet.
 
2012-11-08 03:45:17 AM
She'll be fine as long as she reads this...
25.media.tumblr.com
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-08 03:46:38 AM
Isn't modern family a cartoon ?

She looks like a real live girl.

With nice boobs.

I'm 14. It's ok.
 
2012-11-08 03:47:14 AM

100 Watt Walrus: Not giving TMZ a click, but I wish a good escape and healthy recovery for any kid in an abusive home
//Bikini pic: hubba!


TMZ=bad. Pedophilia=good.

Got it.
 
2012-11-08 03:48:29 AM

farkingismybusiness: She'll be fine as long as she reads this...
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x280]
[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x280]


wait the guy on the left is not the gay guy?
 
2012-11-08 03:54:23 AM

moothemagiccow: farkingismybusiness: She'll be fine as long as she reads this...
[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x280]
[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x280]

wait the guy on the left is not the gay guy?

 

images.wikia.com
 
2012-11-08 04:07:14 AM
I thought fark was all about parent's rights; humans don't have rights until they become adults, so whatever issue the child may have is clearly some behavioral problem that could be resolved with parent-approved and/or parent-administered violence.

Or does that rule not apply if the child in question has a measurable cup size?
 
2012-11-08 04:13:28 AM

DisregardTheFollowing: Penis V. Brain.

Penis: Hey Brain, did you see that bikini picture? I wanna see what's underneath and then I want to penis it with all of my penis.
Brain:Yeah.. Says here she's 14.
Penis: Nothing looks 14 about her
Brain:Yeah... But she is a 14 year old girl. In every way other than those huge jugs, she is a child.
Penis: Oh yea I want to penis those too.
Brain: Well my dear Penis, it's a good thing you are not calling the shots.

That's my process. Just being honest.


This made me laugh harder than I should have. "...and then I want to penis it with all of my penis." That shouldn't be funny, but it is.

/penis
 
2012-11-08 04:15:32 AM

jmr61: Isn't modern family a cartoon ?

She looks like a real live girl.

With nice boobs.

I'm 14. It's ok.


Family Guy is the cartoon.
 
2012-11-08 04:55:16 AM

Evil Mackerel: Wayne 985: natgab: We are here to post Ariel Winter pictures right?

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x1121]

Dude... This isn't 4chan. I mean, the people here are pervy, but I'm pretty sure most of us are not chasing kids.

Not a kid chaser but I did step on a dwarf today at a fast food joint. I felt a little bad, she was the size of a 7 year old and I'm 6'2.She was pissed.


reminds me of the Canadian women's volleyball team tripped over my 5'5 ass in a mall.

/best day of my life
// csb
 
2012-11-08 05:08:02 AM

Ed Grubermann: styckx: [i.imgur.com image 386x1500]

/oblig

Don't the idiots who make these posters understand that pedos aren't interested in girls with big tits?


I think their target audience is guys who say things like, "I'm not a pedo, I'm into chicks with big tits like Ariel Winters." Just sayin'.

Ed Grubermann: The Man Who Laughs: /she doesn't look like any of the 14 year olds I remember

I've been hearing that comment for over thirty years. I'm always amazed that so many people have such horrible memories.


Agreed, although I'm going to note that the 14 year olds I knew who did look like that were either pep squad perfect or absolute trouble, with almost no middle ground.
 
2012-11-08 05:18:57 AM

jmr61: Isn't modern family a cartoon ?

She looks like a real live girl.

With nice boobs.

I'm 14. It's ok.


If you were 14 you'd know more about cartoons than me
 
2012-11-08 05:20:29 AM

farkingismybusiness: 100 Watt Walrus: Not giving TMZ a click, but I wish a good escape and healthy recovery for any kid in an abusive home
//Bikini pic: hubba!

TMZ=bad. Pedophilia=good.

Got it.


i.imgur.com

Get over yourself. I'm not luring her into a van, nor am I condoning sex with 14-year-olds. To imply otherwise is a serious indicator of farkwittery.

But since you seem to consider yourself an expert on the subject, please tell me when it will be OK for anyone not in her own age group to find her physically attractive. What's your criteria?

Note that I'm not asking when it will be OK to boink her. But apparently by your definition of "pedophilia," anyone who thinks she looks good in a bikini is some kind of monster. So apparently I need guidance as to where to draw the line.

This girl is apparently 14 or 15. Kate Upton is 19. Is it OK to think she's hot? How about two years ago when she modeling bikinis and underwear at 17? Would it have been it OK to have found Upton hot at that point? If so, does that make 16 the demarkation line? If so, is it the 16th birthday or the 17th birthday? Or is it somewhere in between?

PLEASE MAN, YOU GOTTA HELP ME! I DON'T WANT TO BE A "farkingismybusiness perv"™! PLEASE TELL ME WHEN IT'S OK TO THINK "NICE BOOBS." I'M LOST IN THE TALL GRASS WITHOUT YOU, MAN.
 
2012-11-08 05:22:01 AM
Sorry about all the "apparently" in that post.

/Lisa Miller's gonna kill me
 
2012-11-08 05:48:16 AM

100 Watt Walrus: farkingismybusiness: 100 Watt Walrus: Not giving TMZ a click, but I wish a good escape and healthy recovery for any kid in an abusive home
//Bikini pic: hubba!

TMZ=bad. Pedophilia=good.

Got it.

[i.imgur.com image 500x277]

Get over yourself. I'm not luring her into a van, nor am I condoning sex with 14-year-olds. To imply otherwise is a serious indicator of farkwittery.

But since you seem to consider yourself an expert on the subject, please tell me when it will be OK for anyone not in her own age group to find her physically attractive. What's your criteria?

Note that I'm not asking when it will be OK to boink her. But apparently by your definition of "pedophilia," anyone who thinks she looks good in a bikini is some kind of monster. So apparently I need guidance as to where to draw the line.

This girl is apparently 14 or 15. Kate Upton is 19. Is it OK to think she's hot? How about two years ago when she modeling bikinis and underwear at 17? Would it have been it OK to have found Upton hot at that point? If so, does that make 16 the demarkation line? If so, is it the 16th birthday or the 17th birthday? Or is it somewhere in between?

PLEASE MAN, YOU GOTTA HELP ME! I DON'T WANT TO BE A "farkingismybusiness perv"™! PLEASE TELL ME WHEN IT'S OK TO THINK "NICE BOOBS." I'M LOST IN THE TALL GRASS WITHOUT YOU, MAN.


I get your point, I do. She doesn't look 14. I just think it's funny that 1. you think depriving TMZ of one click matters and 2. you use the word "hubba" describing a 14 year old.
 
2012-11-08 06:01:57 AM

farkingismybusiness: I get your point, I do. She doesn't look 14. I just think it's funny that 1. you think depriving TMZ of one click matters and 2. you use the word "hubba" describing a 14 year old.


Points taken. For the record, it's not that I want to deprive TMZ of traffic thinking my click would make a difference - it's that I don't want to pollute my brain with TMZ. My girlfriend watches that crap, and I can't farking stand it. (She's otherwise a lovely girl.) As for the "hubba," well, I'll grant I may have tipped slightly into the creepy-meter red zone with that. But I feel it was only to, say, the Craig Ferguson level of creepy (as it was partially in jest) and not even remotely approaching the the Doug Hutchison apex of the scale.
 
2012-11-08 06:11:14 AM

moothemagiccow: Hillbilly Jim: Someone say Abby Winters?

/NSFW

it's sad that I have to go all the way to australia to seem some bush


Just remember to beat the bushes first to make sure there isn't something hiding in there that wants to kill you.
 
2012-11-08 06:21:36 AM
"2. you use the word "hubba" describing a 14 year old"

Not trying to jump in, but I just wanted to say that sometimes I use the word "hubba" when I know I'm going to Chick-fil-A, because I love their chicken strips and dipping sauces? Does this make me a pedo?
 
2012-11-08 06:27:27 AM

ingineervt: "2. you use the word "hubba" describing a 14 year old"

Not trying to jump in, but I just wanted to say that sometimes I use the word "hubba" when I know I'm going to Chick-fil-A, because I love their chicken strips and dipping sauces? Does this make me a pedo?


Yes. Obviously.
 
2012-11-08 07:04:55 AM

ingineervt: "2. you use the word "hubba" describing a 14 year old"

Not trying to jump in, but I just wanted to say that sometimes I use the word "hubba" when I know I'm going to Chick-fil-A, because I love their chicken strips and dipping sauces? Does this make me a pedo?


How old are these chickens
 
2012-11-08 07:27:19 AM
i26.photobucket.com
Dunphy?
 
2012-11-08 07:29:41 AM
She's not Alex Winter's daughter, is she?
 
2012-11-08 07:33:06 AM

The One True TheDavid: Wayne 985: natgab:

We are here to post Ariel Winter pictures right?

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x1121]

Dude... This isn't 4chan. I mean, the people here are pervy, but I'm pretty sure most of us are not chasing kids.

You don't have to "chase kids" to look at what young women who are old and developed enough to carry a fetus to term insist on showing off.

For most of human existence a virgin of 14 was either in a guarded castle or damn ugly and a non-virgin of 14 was usually a wife (or concubine) and perhaps a mother.

But of course those who think somebody is a poor little baby until they magically change at age 18 (or whatever happens to be the Age of Consent where they happen to be) will now proceed to get all huffy and call me impolite things.


Apparently Piers Anthony has a Fark account.
 
2012-11-08 08:32:09 AM

styckx: /oblig


Those have to be heads shopped onto bodies. The heads just don't look right.
 
2012-11-08 08:36:07 AM

Wayne 985: wholedamnshow: When I did a GIS for her, one of the suggestions was "ariel winter bikini."

I hope most of those searches are from teenage boys, but I'm skeptical.





They weren't.
 
2012-11-08 08:46:48 AM
Begun the Lohan 2.0 has.
 
2012-11-08 09:00:04 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: Begun the Lohan 2.0 has.


Begun the Britney 3.0 has.

Begun the Barrymore 4.0 has.
 
2012-11-08 09:11:33 AM

Onkel Buck: [i26.photobucket.com image 319x211]
Dunphy?


Greetings Dunph. What's happening? I got your letter today. Cornhole Academy sounds like it really sucks the big one. I can't believe they make everyone work a lot and not smoke. You should tell that piece of shiat Thunderturd to shove it. You didn't want to go there in the first place. Eat shiat, man.
Today you should've seen me and Mousy today at school today. I got cocked on a pint of Blackberry brandy, ate some THC on the bus. We were farked. This teacher Mr. Rivera goes, "What's wrong with you Delaney?" I go, "I'm totally farked, maaaaan!" Everybody laughed like a bastard. Oh man, you should see this song I'm listenin' to. It's called "Don't Bogart That Joint, My Friend." I think it's by a group called...
...This is a couple of hours later. Must have nodded out, man. I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again. Want me to send you some squeef? Or you got enough? Good luck not getting caught. Cocked in Rhode Island, Drugs.

P.S. - Mousy says he stinkfingered Bunny Cote.
 
2012-11-08 09:11:58 AM

Gramma: Jim from Saint Paul: Begun the Lohan 2.0 has.

Begun the Britney 3.0 has.

Begun the Barrymore 4.0 has
.


No love for Liza Minelli?
 
2012-11-08 09:12:19 AM
i51.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-08 09:14:26 AM

kroonermanblack: styckx: /oblig

Those have to be heads shopped onto bodies. The heads just don't look right.


Good job Columbo.
 
2012-11-08 09:30:21 AM

styckx: [i.imgur.com image 386x1500]

/oblig


The first time I ever saw those I just assumed they were the product of some pervert from 4chan or reddit.

I'm still not convinced they aren't.
 
2012-11-08 09:30:27 AM

dletter: kroonermanblack: styckx: /oblig

Those have to be heads shopped onto bodies. The heads just don't look right.

Good job Columbo.


He's obviously done a bit of collage work himself.

/definitely not obscure
 
2012-11-08 09:46:05 AM

dletter: kroonermanblack: styckx: /oblig

Those have to be heads shopped onto bodies. The heads just don't look right.

Good job Columbo.


They look like they could be real photos but I wasn't sure, because shopping heads on porn star bodies is NOT what pedos are out for at all so I don't get the point.
 
2012-11-08 09:55:06 AM

flaminio: What the hell, I'll post it...

[i.imgur.com image 500x494]


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-08 09:55:53 AM

Wolsey: What_Would_Jimi_Do: VTGremlin: What_Would_Jimi_Do: " There's a report Ariel is seeking legal emancipation from her mom so she can be with her boyfriend "

sounds like the kid needs a good ass whooping.

/don't know the show or the kid

Did you really just stop quoting that sentence halfway through? Just...wow. FTFA: There's a report Ariel is seeking legal emancipation from her mom so she can be with her boyfriend, but that report is false.

yes, and since when is leaving 5 words out of a 23 word quote half?


When said five words encompass the the main point of the sentence in question.


Shh. He's a Romney campaign writer. It's reflex.
 
2012-11-08 09:56:39 AM
Watch it kid! She's underage!

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-08 09:59:14 AM

vudukungfu: Gramma: Jim from Saint Paul: Begun the Lohan 2.0 has.

Begun the Britney 3.0 has.

Begun the Barrymore 4.0 has.

No love for Liza Minelli?


Well her ass isn't big and red.
 
2012-11-08 10:02:58 AM
1. Hope she gets free of that shiatty situation

2. The other daughter was looking good last night
 
2012-11-08 10:03:03 AM
I'd molest it.

/kidding
//maybe
 
2012-11-08 10:04:20 AM

kroonermanblack: dletter: kroonermanblack: styckx: /oblig

Those have to be heads shopped onto bodies. The heads just don't look right.

Good job Columbo.

They look like they could be real photos but I wasn't sure, because shopping heads on porn star bodies is NOT what pedos are out for at all so I don't get the point.


No, those to most anyone are clearly 7-9 yr old girls heads photoshopped on very developed women's bodies.

So, the campaign is trying to say that being attracted to fully developed 14 year olds is equivalent to being interested in 8 year olds, which is ludicrous. Yes, it is still statutory rape, and, you need to be not so dumb guys, and just lookie at the beach, but don't touchy (and, that is the point of the ad campaign I guess, to get that across to the dolts). But, that bikini pic of Ariel, or the photos that came out of Madonna's daughter who was 15 I believe... those are easily bodies that could be on a 19 or 20 year old.... they just got to a fully developed shape much earlier than other women. Again, yes, don't cross the line for many reasons (the law, not enough life experience to make those decisions, etc), but, there is no real visceral difference in the visuals between those 14-15 year olds and legally aged women.
 
2012-11-08 10:14:53 AM
Someone say "Abby"?

activerain.com
 
2012-11-08 10:15:14 AM

Snatch Bandergrip: 1. Hope she gets free of that shiatty situation

2. The other daughter was looking good last night


www.givememyremote.com

Yeah, you can tell she wants it.
 
2012-11-08 10:24:17 AM
Okay... now this thread is beginning to disturb me...
 
2012-11-08 10:25:17 AM

Crudbucket: Snatch Bandergrip: 1. Hope she gets free of that shiatty situation

2. The other daughter was looking good last night

[www.givememyremote.com image 450x600]

Yeah, you can tell she wants it.


[/thread]
 
2012-11-08 10:26:05 AM
She bears an uncomfortable resemblance to Jordan Capri.
 
2012-11-08 10:31:22 AM
Ironically, we've learned Shanelle suffered the same alleged abuse as Ariel.


No, that's completely NOT IRONIC. Why do people use words in the direct OPPOSITE of their intended meaning?! Both "ironically" and "literally" have just lost their meaning. I weep for a populace that is so f*cking stupid that it can't even master its own language.

/bonus hate points for people who think "begs the question" means the same thing as "poses the question"
 
2012-11-08 10:35:24 AM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Ironically, we've learned Shanelle suffered the same alleged abuse as Ariel.


No, that's completely NOT IRONIC. Why do people use words in the direct OPPOSITE of their intended meaning?! Both "ironically" and "literally" have just lost their meaning. I weep for a populace that is so f*cking stupid that it can't even master its own language.

/bonus hate points for people who think "begs the question" means the same thing as "poses the question"


They are using ironic ironically.
 
2012-11-08 10:36:15 AM

Wellon Dowd: They are using ironic ironically.


But now it's such a common problem it's not ironic anymore.

Head.
Asplode.
 
2012-11-08 10:36:51 AM

AnthraxRipple: She bears an uncomfortable resemblance to Jordan Capri.


Who is Jordan Capri? Let me google that shiat...

MOTHER OF GOD
 
2012-11-08 10:38:24 AM

This is Winter's real-life sister. There is a strong family resemblance.

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com 
 
2012-11-08 10:45:55 AM

twiztedjustin: flaminio: What the hell, I'll post it...

[i.imgur.com image 500x494]



ohdeargod

But seriously, way too young. I can't imagine anything sexual about her.



You're not trying hard enough.
 
2012-11-08 10:49:38 AM
well that enough chatter about pedophiles. lets talk about big hats for awhile.

i.fitperez.com
 
2012-11-08 10:50:24 AM
broken home? maybe she could have a long career in pornography.
 
2012-11-08 10:59:25 AM
I looked up her family on wiki. Apparently her brother is Pugsley from the early 90s Adams Family movies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Workman
 
2012-11-08 11:22:37 AM
mlkshk.com
 
2012-11-08 11:36:09 AM

Kome: The One True TheDavid:

You don't have to "chase kids" to look at what young women who are old and developed enough to carry a fetus to term insist on showing off.

For most of human existence a virgin of 14 was either in a guarded castle or damn ugly and a non-virgin of 14 was usually a wife (or concubine) and perhaps a mother.

But of course those who think somebody is a poor little baby until they magically change at age 18 (or whatever happens to be the Age of Consent where they happen to be) will now proceed to get all huffy and call me impolite things.


Kome: It's one thing to acknowledge that adolescence is when those physiological changes do occur and that, from an evolutionary standpoint, a person is "good to go" as it were.

Yes, but... I know there's a "but" coming...

It's another entirely to be completely oblivious to the massive cognitive differences between an early adolescent and someone in their 20s, 30s, or older,

True. I'm so much wiser than I was at 14. For that matter at 49 I'm wiser than at 39.

So? I wasn't suggesting tying her up in a basement or even talking to her, merely looking at what she insists on showing off to everyone in public. You know, for glossy magazines to show everybody in line at the supermarket.


on top of being so incredibly unaware of or unphased by societal expectations, mores, taboos and laws that dictate appropriate social-sexual behaviors and issues of consent.

Let me guess, you're proud of your liberal arts degree.

Tellya what: if you and several hundred thousand of your closest friends make it a felony for the parents of anybody under the age of consent, which will be set at 27 for every state, to let their kids wear anything skimpier than a full burka in public you'll no longer need to explain to people exactly why you should get to be the final authority on "societal expectations, mores, taboos and laws that dictate appropriate social-sexual behaviors and issues of consent."

Fair enough? I'm only trying to help you here.
 
2012-11-08 11:38:45 AM

Mokmo: I have no idea who she is.
But i'm making a bit of math here, seems that Ariel's sister, who's seeking guardianship, was removed from that house "almost two decades ago" and kept in a foster home for two years, probably her 18th birthday. Ariel being 14, that means that even though she had lost her daughter to child services, the mother had another one a few years later without a follow-up by child services.

Some actors are just good because they were bred in crazy, i guess we have such a case here.


Amazing how many people don't know who she is. Well, I didn't know her real name but I would have recognized "the younger daughter from modern family".

In the sea of crap that is prime time network TV, that show is an island of brilliance.
 
2012-11-08 11:40:29 AM

twiztedjustin: flaminio: What the hell, I'll post it...

[i.imgur.com image 500x494]

ohdeargod

But seriously, way too young. I can't imagine anything sexual about her.


I can imagine it but I'd never actually try it. Unless she paid me LOTS of money and resurrected F. Lee Bailey.
 
2012-11-08 11:42:16 AM

The Man Who Laughs: I always like to imagine Jay Pritchett and Al Bundy as the same person. Like maybe Bud and Kelly moved out, Peggy divorced him, and without them all leeching his money he was able to save up and take a vacation to Columbia while Peg went out west and joined the sons of anarchy.

/she doesn't look like any of the 14 year olds I remember


That'd be awesome. But of course, jay has adult kids so no way to work in a Newhart-like ending or Katey Sagal showing up at the front door whining "AAAAAAAALLLLLL!!"
 
2012-11-08 11:44:43 AM
mantabulous:

Dude, she's 14

So make her wear a full burka in public if you don't want her looked at "that way." Or make a law that every less-than-100%-homosexual male must be blinded at age 18. Or both!
 
2012-11-08 11:46:52 AM
styckx:

[i.imgur.com image 386x1500]

/oblig


Let me guess, that's an ad for a law firm specializing in defending certain kinds of cases.
 
2012-11-08 11:48:25 AM
Max Awesome:

I was going to post in this thread to say how awful for her... but it got too weird in here.

Too address the article, it's too bad she has to be stuck with such a crazy mother. Let her buy a saner one then.
 
2012-11-08 12:05:38 PM
The Man Who Laughs:

/she doesn't look like any of the 14 year olds I remember

My girlfriends her age when I was that age were more developed than that and weren't so babyfaced.

When I was 15 a 27 year old "adult model" kidnapped me up on Sunset Blvd. and forced me to consume drugs and alcohol while she assaulted me, but the 16 year old who molested me when I was 12 made me read Kahlil Gibran on top of that. But neither of them was as voluptuous as Ms. Winter here so maybe they thought they had to try harder.

The above is true, but by age 34 I closely resembled a used-to-death dishrag. Guard your chastity, young men, or it could happen to you!
 
2012-11-08 12:09:27 PM

Debeo Summa Credo: That'd be awesome. But of course, jay has adult kids so no way to work in a Newhart-like ending or Katey Sagal showing up at the front door whining "AAAAAAAALLLLLL!!"


Make her hair purple and give her an eye patch while you are at it

Come to think of it, Jay has two kids...a blonde older daughter, and a son....Just like Al Bundy....
 
2012-11-08 12:15:29 PM

Ed Grubermann: styckx: [i.imgur.com image 386x1500]

/oblig

Don't the idiots who make these posters understand that pedos aren't interested in girls with big tits?


This. Pedophilia is properly defined as being into PRE-PUBESCENT kids. Humbert Humbert liked 'em around 11-12 with slightly swollen nipples & no pubic hair at all, and he was a borderline case.

If you're into 34 year old women with flat chests and hairless "bikini areas" you might be leaning toward the pedo. If a grown man is unable to get a boner for a very developed 14 year old he might be pedo and/or gay, or maybe he has medical problems.

But then this is the Internet, where Sarah Palin is queen.
 
2012-11-08 12:19:05 PM
Look, she's 14. Obviously I wouldn't touch it. But based on that bikini picture, I'm going to build a time machine, go back 20 years and drag my 14 year old self into the future risking a complete unravelling of the space-time continuum, and tell him to go take one for the home team so that the memories of it will be implanted in my brain.

/ Hate time-travel sci-fi ... so I don't even know if that's possible.
// Screw it - I'm just going to go make a sandwich instead.
 
2012-11-08 12:19:22 PM

The One True TheDavid: Wayne 985: natgab:

We are here to post Ariel Winter pictures right?

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x1121]

Dude... This isn't 4chan. I mean, the people here are pervy, but I'm pretty sure most of us are not chasing kids.

You don't have to "chase kids" to look at what young women who are old and developed enough to carry a fetus to term insist on showing off.

For most of human existence a virgin of 14 was either in a guarded castle or damn ugly and a non-virgin of 14 was usually a wife (or concubine) and perhaps a mother.

But of course those who think somebody is a poor little baby until they magically change at age 18 (or whatever happens to be the Age of Consent where they happen to be) will now proceed to get all huffy and call me impolite things.


I don't pretend that 18 is a magical age, but I do know that as a 27-year-old man, the thought of 14-year-old in any sexual context is goddamn creepy.

I don't really care about the standards of certain ancient societies. That's the sort of thing NAMBLA uses to justify its own ick factor.
 
2012-11-08 12:24:15 PM

LowbrowDeluxe:
Ed Grubermann: The Man Who Laughs:

/she doesn't look like any of the 14 year olds I remember

I've been hearing that comment for over thirty years. I'm always amazed that so many people have such horrible memories.

Agreed, although I'm going to note that the 14 year olds I knew who did look like that were either pep squad perfect or absolute trouble, with almost no middle ground.


In my experience the ones who looked like that and seemed "pep squad perfect" were being sexually exploited by their dads and kept away from everybody else, while the ones who were obviously trouble got around with almost everybody but their dads.

There's nothing crazier than a father jealous of anyone but him touching his 12 year old, even another 12 year old. His first name was Peter...
 
2012-11-08 12:25:39 PM
100 Watt Walrus:

PLEASE MAN, YOU GOTTA HELP ME! I DON'T WANT TO BE A "farkingismybusiness perv"™! PLEASE TELL ME WHEN IT'S OK TO THINK "NICE BOOBS." I'M LOST IN THE TALL GRASS WITHOUT YOU, MAN.

This.
 
2012-11-08 12:27:58 PM

Gramma: Jim from Saint Paul: Begun the Lohan 2.0 has.

Begun the Britney 3.0 has.

Begun the Barrymore 4.0 has.


Shirley Temple 7.2.
 
2012-11-08 12:35:05 PM
Debeo Summa Credo:

Amazing how many people don't know who she is. Well, I didn't know her real name but I would have recognized "the younger daughter from modern family".

I had no idea before this thread. I haven't owned a TV since 1994. TV totally distorts your view of reality, as we see from this thread.
 
2012-11-08 01:21:27 PM
Well I will say it. The strongest argument against underage sex is that they do not have the intelligence (maturity) to handle a sexual relationship, but I have to ask what about all the adults who are equally if not more incapable?
 
2012-11-08 01:30:01 PM
Profedius:

Well I will say it. The strongest argument against underage sex is that they do not have the intelligence (maturity) to handle a sexual relationship, but I have to ask what about all the adults who are equally if not more incapable?

Simple: force them to date only teenagers.


/trolling now
 
2012-11-08 01:31:32 PM

Profedius: but I have to ask what about all the adults who are equally if not more incapable?


That's why god invented liquor.
 
2012-11-08 01:34:29 PM

The One True TheDavid: Debeo Summa Credo:

Amazing how many people don't know who she is. Well, I didn't know her real name but I would have recognized "the younger daughter from modern family".

I had no idea before this thread. I haven't owned a TV since 1994. TV totally distorts your view of reality, as we see from this thread.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-08 01:45:53 PM

SPna15: The One True TheDavid: Pedosplaining

Go back to reddit perv.


If you didn't know she was 14, could you tell?

/I've seen the same body type on 40-year old women.
 
2012-11-08 01:49:10 PM

Profedius: Well I will say it. The strongest argument against underage sex is that they do not have the intelligence (maturity) to handle a sexual relationship, but I have to ask what about all the adults who are equally if not more incapable?


There's a point at which your age stops being a valid excuse for the fact that you're dimmer than a dead lightning bug in a paper sack.
 
2012-11-08 01:50:02 PM

100 Watt Walrus: farkingismybusiness: 100 Watt Walrus: Not giving TMZ a click, but I wish a good escape and healthy recovery for any kid in an abusive home
//Bikini pic: hubba!

TMZ=bad. Pedophilia=good.

Got it.

[i.imgur.com image 500x277]

Get over yourself. I'm not luring her into a van, nor am I condoning sex with 14-year-olds. To imply otherwise is a serious indicator of farkwittery.

But since you seem to consider yourself an expert on the subject, please tell me when it will be OK for anyone not in her own age group to find her physically attractive. What's your criteria?

Note that I'm not asking when it will be OK to boink her. But apparently by your definition of "pedophilia," anyone who thinks she looks good in a bikini is some kind of monster. So apparently I need guidance as to where to draw the line.

This girl is apparently 14 or 15. Kate Upton is 19. Is it OK to think she's hot? How about two years ago when she modeling bikinis and underwear at 17? Would it have been it OK to have found Upton hot at that point? If so, does that make 16 the demarkation line? If so, is it the 16th birthday or the 17th birthday? Or is it somewhere in between?

PLEASE MAN, YOU GOTTA HELP ME! I DON'T WANT TO BE A "farkingismybusiness perv"™! PLEASE TELL ME WHEN IT'S OK TO THINK "NICE BOOBS." I'M LOST IN THE TALL GRASS WITHOUT YOU, MAN.


Hell, I've had a guy accuse me of being a "wannabe pedo" for being a fan of an actress who was 37 years old at the time of the accusation. Of course, since she never hit 5 feet tall and was able to play teen roles on television into her late 20's, it's easy to see where the misconception comes from.
 
2012-11-08 01:50:48 PM
The One True TheDavid: This. Pedophilia is properly defined as being into PRE-PUBESCENT kids. Humbert Humbert liked 'em around 11-12 with slightly swollen nipples & no pubic hair at all, and he was a borderline case.

I'm not calling you bad, pedo, pervy, wrong, or even inappropriate. But I am saying I got very very squicked from that sentence.
 
2012-11-08 01:53:14 PM

Profedius: Well I will say it. The strongest argument against underage sex is that they do not have the intelligence (maturity) to handle hide a sexual relationship, but I have to ask what about all the adults who are equally if not more incapable?


There, FTFY. Pet peeve and all...
 
2012-11-08 01:53:59 PM

Profedius: Well I will say it. The strongest argument against underage sex is that they do not have the intelligence (maturity) to handle a sexual relationship, but I have to ask what about all the adults who are equally if not more incapable?


There are also statutory rape laws against those deemed mentally handicapped.

/I know, I know, screwing retards isn't what you were talking about.
//The real answer is: There's gotta be a number somewhere. For most things it's 16-18, for alcohol it's 21.
 
2012-11-08 01:57:34 PM
There is a HUGE difference between finding this sexually attractive (A):

i.imgur.com

And this (B):

www.givememyremote.com

To find a sexually mature (note I did not say MENTALLY or EMOTIONALLY mature) human being such as (A) attractive or sexually desirable is perfectly natural. This does not make you a "pedophile". It might make you a creep, or an exploiter, if you act on those feelings, but you'd only truly be guilty of bad judgement. It is ok to admire and compliment her body or imagine yourself motorboating there for a few minutes. But then you check yourself and move on to more socially acceptable objects of desire.

The sexual desire of a pre-pubescent CHILD, such as (B) makes you a pedophile and morally abhorrent. All societies deplore this behavior. But there is NO comparison between (A) and (B). Until recent times, subjects such as (A) were fair game once they were past puberty. Not passing judgement on wrong or right, just stating a fact.
 
2012-11-08 02:05:03 PM

The One True TheDavid: Gramma: Jim from Saint Paul: Begun the Lohan 2.0 has.

Begun the Britney 3.0 has.

Begun the Barrymore 4.0 has.

Shirley Temple 7.2.



i.imgur.com
Ohhh, yea she does.
 
2012-11-08 02:08:25 PM

100 Watt Walrus: The One True TheDavid: Gramma: Jim from Saint Paul: Begun the Lohan 2.0 has.

Begun the Britney 3.0 has.

Begun the Barrymore 4.0 has.

Shirley Temple 7.2.


[i.imgur.com image 438x594]
Ohhh, yea she does.


Not sure if that's intentional, but Temple is 13 years-old in that picture.
 
2012-11-08 02:28:23 PM

Wellon Dowd: Not sure if that's intentional, but Temple is 13 years-old in that picture.



i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-08 02:36:27 PM

Big John's Breakfast Log: To find a sexually mature (note I did not say MENTALLY or EMOTIONALLY mature) human being such as (A) attractive or sexually desirable is perfectly natural. This does not make you a "pedophile". It might make you a creep, or an exploiter, if you act on those feelings, but you'd only truly be guilty of bad judgement. It is ok to admire and compliment her body or imagine yourself motorboating there for a few minutes. But then you check yourself and move on to more socially acceptable objects of desire.


See, that's the difference between you and the Xavier Von Ercks of the world. To those types (exemplified in Perverted Justice), even thinking of doing anything untoward to an innocent snowflake is enough for them to target you, your family, your workplace, and everyone you hang out with. They only held back when they were working with NBC because NBC wouldn't work with them if they didn't. Even then, their tactics and their failure to cooperate with police got hundreds of those "To Catch a Predator" cases thrown out. Naturally, they called the prosecutors who wouldn't prosecute pedophiles as well.
 
2012-11-08 02:37:20 PM

Wellon Dowd: 100 Watt Walrus: The One True TheDavid: Gramma: Jim from Saint Paul: Begun the Lohan 2.0 has.

Begun the Britney 3.0 has.

Begun the Barrymore 4.0 has.

Shirley Temple 7.2.


[i.imgur.com image 438x594]
Ohhh, yea she does.

Not sure if that's intentional, but Temple is 13 years-old in that picture.


LMFAO
 
2012-11-08 02:52:47 PM

Wellon Dowd: 100 Watt Walrus: The One True TheDavid: Gramma: Jim from Saint Paul: Begun the Lohan 2.0 has.

Begun the Britney 3.0 has.

Begun the Barrymore 4.0 has.

Shirley Temple 7.2.


[i.imgur.com image 438x594]
Ohhh, yea she does.

Not sure if that's intentional, but Temple is 13 years-old in that picture.


Actually the magazine's dated about a month short of her 14th birthday. A month can make a big difference: if she's 17 years and 11 months you face jail in some states.

Anyway: the almost-14 year old Miss Temple's breasts are prominently featured in the photograph. And you can't get more mainstream than Life Magazine in 1942. So either the USA has always been ruled by pervy pedos, or today's "children savers" are neurotic to an un-American degree.
 
2012-11-08 02:59:46 PM

The One True TheDavid: Anyway: the almost-14 year old Miss Temple's breasts are prominently featured in the photograph.


...There's overboard, and there's the bottom of the ocean. You're closer to the latter.
 
2012-11-08 03:04:05 PM

IlGreven: The One True TheDavid: Anyway: the almost-14 year old Miss Temple's breasts are prominently featured in the photograph.

...There's overboard, and there's the bottom of the ocean. You're closer to the latter.


You want Shirley Temple's breasts displayed prominently? You got it.

i.imgur.com

Of course, she is 18 in this photo.
 
2012-11-08 03:19:56 PM

Wellon Dowd: IlGreven: The One True TheDavid: Anyway: the almost-14 year old Miss Temple's breasts are prominently featured in the photograph.

...There's overboard, and there's the bottom of the ocean. You're closer to the latter.

You want Shirley Temple's breasts displayed prominently? You got it.

[i.imgur.com image 696x900]

Of course, she is 18 in this photo.


I can't wait until Honey Boo Boo turns 18.
 
2012-11-08 03:34:01 PM

The One True TheDavid: Wayne 985: natgab:

We are here to post Ariel Winter pictures right?

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x1121]

Dude... This isn't 4chan. I mean, the people here are pervy, but I'm pretty sure most of us are not chasing kids.

You don't have to "chase kids" to look at what young women who are old and developed enough to carry a fetus to term insist on showing off.

For most of human existence a virgin of 14 was either in a guarded castle or damn ugly and a non-virgin of 14 was usually a wife (or concubine) and perhaps a mother.


For most of human existence, rape, murder, cannibalism, and slavery were all common, too.

Just because you're a sick fark doesn't mean that the rest of us are.
 
2012-11-08 03:36:34 PM
Look what's gonna happen if you prudes make us wait until Ariel is "old enough".

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-08 03:38:08 PM

The One True TheDavid: Debeo Summa Credo:

Amazing how many people don't know who she is. Well, I didn't know her real name but I would have recognized "the younger daughter from modern family".

I had no idea before this thread. I haven't owned a TV since 1994. TV totally distorts your view of reality, as we see from this thread.


Perhaps. Case in point, I thought of this girl as a typical somewhat pretty teenage actress playing a role in a particularly funny show.

I had no idea until this thread that she had such a smoking body.

Damn you TV for distorting my views on this chick whatever her name is!!!
 
2012-11-08 03:40:04 PM

farkingismybusiness: The One True TheDavid: Debeo Summa Credo:

Amazing how many people don't know who she is. Well, I didn't know her real name but I would have recognized "the younger daughter from modern family".

I had no idea before this thread. I haven't owned a TV since 1994. TV totally distorts your view of reality, as we see from this thread.


That's pretty funny. Never saw that episode I guess.
 
2012-11-08 04:00:58 PM

Debeo Summa Credo: The One True TheDavid: Debeo Summa Credo:

Amazing how many people don't know who she is. Well, I didn't know her real name but I would have recognized "the younger daughter from modern family".

I had no idea before this thread. I haven't owned a TV since 1994. TV totally distorts your view of reality, as we see from this thread.

Perhaps. Case in point, I thought of this girl as a typical somewhat pretty teenage actress playing a role in a particularly funny show.

I had no idea until this thread that she had such a smoking body.

Damn you TV for distorting my views on this chick whatever her name is!!!


I've always thought that the casting director was an idiot for casting such short teens to be the Dunphy daughters. By the time my daughter was 14 she was 4 inches taller than her mother. There is no reason at all for both parents to be six or more inches taller than two high school aged daughters. If you've ever been in a middle school you'd know that girls get a growth spurt that starts a year or so before puberty and they hit adult height be age 15. Boys start growing a year or so later and don't reach their full height until age 17.
 
2012-11-08 04:03:36 PM

The One True TheDavid: Debeo Summa Credo:

Amazing how many people don't know who she is. Well, I didn't know her real name but I would have recognized "the younger daughter from modern family".

I had no idea before this thread. I haven't owned a TV since 1994. TV totally distorts your view of reality, as we see from this thread.


TV distorts your view of reality, but Fark is OK?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
 
2012-11-08 04:11:20 PM

Wellon Dowd: IlGreven: The One True TheDavid: Anyway: the almost-14 year old Miss Temple's breasts are prominently featured in the photograph.

...There's overboard, and there's the bottom of the ocean. You're closer to the latter.

You want Shirley Temple's breasts displayed prominently? You got it.

[i.imgur.com image 696x900]

Of course, she is 18 in this photo.


And that, like the Life ad, had no "prominent" breasts. That's just a young woman posing for a regular old photograph.
 
2012-11-08 04:14:00 PM

steve_wmn: Debeo Summa Credo: The One True TheDavid: Debeo Summa Credo:

Amazing how many people don't know who she is. Well, I didn't know her real name but I would have recognized "the younger daughter from modern family".

I had no idea before this thread. I haven't owned a TV since 1994. TV totally distorts your view of reality, as we see from this thread.

Perhaps. Case in point, I thought of this girl as a typical somewhat pretty teenage actress playing a role in a particularly funny show.

I had no idea until this thread that she had such a smoking body.

Damn you TV for distorting my views on this chick whatever her name is!!!

I've always thought that the casting director was an idiot for casting such short teens to be the Dunphy daughters. By the time my daughter was 14 she was 4 inches taller than her mother. There is no reason at all for both parents to be six or more inches taller than two high school aged daughters. If you've ever been in a middle school you'd know that girls get a growth spurt that starts a year or so before puberty and they hit adult height be age 15. Boys start growing a year or so later and don't reach their full height until age 17.


Well, they don't want to risk real life intruding, and they can't have the kids be taller than the adults, 'cuz that would confuse the average teevee watcher. Which is why 30-year-old women who are 5'2'' or less can still play "teenaged" roles.
 
2012-11-08 04:26:35 PM

shabu: Profedius: Well I will say it. The strongest argument against underage sex is that they do not have the intelligence (maturity) to handle hide a sexual relationship, but I have to ask what about all the adults who are equally if not more incapable?

There, FTFY. Pet peeve and all...


You have no idea how close you are to the truth. I was sexually active with an adult woman when I was only 13 years old and I never told anyone, because I knew she would get in trouble not because I was threatened or anything. I was not forced into the relationship physically or mentally. She was a teacher who watched me afterschool until my mother got off work. One day this teacher had her hand on my leg as she was kneeling beside me helping me with my homework and I became aroused which resulted in an erection. My erections have always been large and very noticeable so she saw it and moved her hand over the top of it. She played with me like that without saying a word and it was me who reached down undoing my pants giving her full access. Over the months we ending up doing more and I never felt forced or upset in anyway.

IlGreven: Profedius: Well I will say it. The strongest argument against underage sex is that they do not have the intelligence (maturity) to handle a sexual relationship, but I have to ask what about all the adults who are equally if not more incapable?

There are also statutory rape laws against those deemed mentally handicapped.

/I know, I know, screwing retards isn't what you were talking about.
//The real answer is: There's gotta be a number somewhere. For most things it's 16-18, for alcohol it's 21.


I don't agree I think we have to look at the nature of the relationship to see if there is a victim and not just assume the minor is a victim, because the other member of the relationship is an adult. Like in my above statement I was not a victim and I know of many others both male and female who would report that they were also not victims. I think we like to live in a fantasy world were teenagers are not engaged in sexual activity so we create laws under that assumption. Sex is great and feels great as long as a person is not forced into it. Many of the females that I have spoke with that report themselves as victims have told me that they had not seen themselves as victims until after the relationship was discovered.
 
2012-11-08 04:50:30 PM
As Bill Wyman certainly knows, AOC in Great Britain is freaking 16, and tells in his book how one time on tour in the 60's, he and a couple of the guys on the tour picked up some very young girls, all of whom said they were 16. About halfway through the night, the cops come running - turns out one of the girls was really 14 and was missing. Ended up they made sure the rest of the girls WERE 16 - Bill's had just turned 16 two days before! (and Wyman was pushing 30!)

Ah, to be in England some time....

///jk - I like to be able to TALK to my partner....
 
2012-11-08 05:11:14 PM
zeppo:

///jk - I like to be able to TALK to my partner....

I prefer to gag mine. But then I'm weird.
 
2012-11-08 05:30:31 PM

Big John's Breakfast Log: The sexual desire of a pre-pubescent CHILD, such as (B) makes you a pedophile and morally abhorrent. All societies deplore this behavior. But there is NO comparison between (A) and (B). Until recent times, subjects such as (A) were fair game once they were past puberty. Not passing judgement on wrong or right, just stating a fact.


You DO realize stating these facts and even knowing them, make you very creepy.
 
2012-11-08 05:38:57 PM

The One True TheDavid: mantabulous:

Dude, she's 14

So make her wear a full burka in public if you don't want her looked at "that way." Or make a law that every less-than-100%-homosexual male must be blinded at age 18. Or both!


Or you could not be a creepy f*cking pedophile.
 
2012-11-08 05:59:47 PM
I feel like I should report myself on the Megan's Law website.

/Aaaaaand bookmark.
//Purely to pray for your souls
 
2012-11-08 06:01:22 PM

styckx: [i.imgur.com image 386x1500]

/oblig


Ironically, some pedophile somewhere has these posters in a room in his house.
 
2012-11-08 06:10:56 PM

SPna15: The One True TheDavid: mantabulous:

Dude, she's 14

So make her wear a full burka in public if you don't want her looked at "that way." Or make a law that every less-than-100%-homosexual male must be blinded at age 18. Or both!

Or you could not be a creepy f*cking pedophile.


Grow up. You are 12, right?
 
2012-11-08 06:16:47 PM

Zombie DJ: Big John's Breakfast Log:

The sexual desire of a pre-pubescent CHILD, such as (B) makes you a pedophile and morally abhorrent. All societies deplore this behavior. But there is NO comparison between (A) and (B). Until recent times, subjects such as (A) were fair game once they were past puberty. Not passing judgement on wrong or right, just stating a fact.

You DO realize stating these facts and even knowing them, make you very creepy.


You do realize that taking that view shows you have the intellect and discernment of a snail. But that's okay because that shows smart people that we can make you do things for us by playing on your idiotic prejudices.

If only you had had something I might talk you out of or a skill I could put to use. But since you clearly don't I'll just subscribe you to my Ignore list.
 
2012-11-08 06:23:57 PM

ferretman: flaminio: What the hell, I'll post it...

[i.imgur.com image 500x494]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 568x798]


Actually, if I recall my ancienty history correctly, the "bikini area" isn't really useful until the breasts are measurable. That's the sequence: first breasts, then hair, then "juices."

My sister, about a year younger than me, had some precocious friends. She'd have them over to hang with me if I didn't tell the 'rents that she was sneaking out at night with a 17 year old in a Trans Am.
 
2012-11-08 07:05:07 PM
Jeez-o-f♥ck, am I glad that people weren't this repressed in the 70s, 80s and early 90s. It used to be entirely common for a 20-year-old to date someone 15 or older with nobody thinking anything of it.

When I was in high school, I was considered LATE to the game when I saved my virginity (intentionally. I took a vow) until I was 16 (and I lost it ON my 16th birthday, thank you very much). Most girls were deflowered before they were 15. Most guys who weren't total slugs or social outcasts lost their virginity by the time they were 16. When I was 15 years old I was dating a 19-year-old. These days, the poor girl would be in jail and on the sex offender's list. Back then, it was no big deal. Her parents didn't mind. My parents didn't mind. The cops who interrupted us in the middle of fooling around in her car didn't mind. She was never hauled off and treated like a predator.

We should protect CHILDREN; Not post-pubescent, sexually-active, non-impaired teenagers. I keep hearing that their emotional maturity and judgement aren't "fully developed", but these same people making this claim also expect these teenagers to take on the duties, chores, and responsibilities of a modern teenager without any remorse. If you let your kid drive, attend classes, take lessons, deal with social issues in school, act in a major television network prime time show, or have lunch with her agent to discuss residuals, then it's a pretty good bet your kid is mentally mature enough to decide whether or not she wants to have a penis inside her.

It's like parents think that the way to keep children youthful and innocent is to prevent them from having sex.. As if THAT thing, among all the other responsibilities you heap on teenagers, is the ONE thing that "ruins" them.

Jeez... You expect them to cope with so much, and yet you don't trust them to make judgments regarding their own sexuality. I just don't get it. As if you weren't ready when you were their age? As if you would have had a problem if your partner was four years older than you? Give me a break.

All I'm saying is that the holier-than-thou, protect-the-teenagers-from-sex, dude-she's-only-16 crowd needs to chill out. Nobody here is actually going to f♥ck this celebrity, and chances are--- in the business she's involved in-- she has consented to having sex with guys a LOT older than she is. She doesn't need you protecting her from FARK admirers.

For the record, I'm happily taken and don't trust anyone under 30, but I just get sick of seeing the two camps square off to shout "Pervert!" and "Prude!" at each other all day. Isn't there a sensible, logical, reasonable medium here?
 
2012-11-08 07:51:51 PM

100 Watt Walrus: The One True TheDavid: Gramma: Jim from Saint Paul: Begun the Lohan 2.0 has.

Begun the Britney 3.0 has.

Begun the Barrymore 4.0 has.

Shirley Temple 7.2.


[i.imgur.com image 438x594]
Ohhh, yea she does.


she is one of the most beautiful women of all time.
 
2012-11-08 08:47:38 PM

dletter: kroonermanblack: dletter: kroonermanblack: styckx: /oblig

Those have to be heads shopped onto bodies. The heads just don't look right.

Good job Columbo.

They look like they could be real photos but I wasn't sure, because shopping heads on porn star bodies is NOT what pedos are out for at all so I don't get the point.

No, those to most anyone are clearly 7-9 yr old girls heads photoshopped on very developed women's bodies.

So, the campaign is trying to say that being attracted to fully developed 14 year olds is equivalent to being interested in 8 year olds, which is ludicrous. Yes, it is still statutory rape, and, you need to be not so dumb guys, and just lookie at the beach, but don't touchy (and, that is the point of the ad campaign I guess, to get that across to the dolts). But, that bikini pic of Ariel, or the photos that came out of Madonna's daughter who was 15 I believe... those are easily bodies that could be on a 19 or 20 year old.... they just got to a fully developed shape much earlier than other women. Again, yes, don't cross the line for many reasons (the law, not enough life experience to make those decisions, etc), but, there is no real visceral difference in the visuals between those 14-15 year olds and legally aged women.


If it qualifies at all, I was using an iphone and the pictures were about as big as my pinky, so all I could really see was 'GIANT BREASTS' and 'wtf little girl heads?' It's...more obvious on my monitor.
 
2012-11-08 09:18:26 PM

Zombie DJ: Big John's Breakfast Log: The sexual desire of a pre-pubescent CHILD, such as (B) makes you a pedophile and morally abhorrent. All societies deplore this behavior. But there is NO comparison between (A) and (B). Until recent times, subjects such as (A) were fair game once they were past puberty. Not passing judgement on wrong or right, just stating a fact.

You DO realize stating these facts and even knowing them, make you very creepy.


I also know water is wet and the sky is blue. Does that also make me creepy? Jeez, what did I say that wasn't obvious to anyone with a thinking brain?
 
2012-11-08 11:14:18 PM
Christ, this thread is creepy. Seriously.
 
2012-11-08 11:32:07 PM
styckx:i.imgur.com
/oblig

You forgot one:

celebsfunda.com

/talk about a child's head on a woman's body...
 
2012-11-08 11:54:55 PM

Profedius: Well I will say it. The strongest argument against underage sex is that they do not have the intelligence (maturity) to handle a sexual relationship, but I have to ask what about all the adults who are equally if not more incapable?


Well too bad for them. I remember talking to a smoking hot stripper once. She was amazingly beautiful, both in face and body. After telling her I was from California, she mentioned that she had been planning to move to L.A. at one point, but had heard that it was going to sink into the ocean after the next big earthquake. Not that I had a chance with her (she was a stripper on the job, I'm not that delusional) but I died a little inside. The body of a gymnast, brains of a tree. I'm sure some guys would have thought that was great, and would have proceeded to tell whatever lies were necessary to get her in the sack. But even if I somehow had a chance with her, I can't do dumb.
 
2012-11-09 01:10:25 AM
Quote from the mother in another article:

"My fourteen-year-old daughter has been dating an eighteen-and-a-half-year-old man, and when I caught them engaging in behavior that I feel my daughter is too young mentally and physically to understand and fully grasp I put a stop to it immediately."
 
2012-11-09 01:27:50 AM
She's a cute girl who will one day soon probably blossom into a sexy young woman ala Alexa Vega from Spy Kids. If I was 14 and went to school with her I'd definitely try to get in her pants but I'm 28 now so I'd rather hook up with somebody I could relate to in conversation after sex . What's the formula again...half your age plus seven?
 
2012-11-09 10:13:51 AM

Repo Man: Profedius: Well I will say it. The strongest argument against underage sex is that they do not have the intelligence (maturity) to handle a sexual relationship, but I have to ask what about all the adults who are equally if not more incapable?

Well too bad for them. I remember talking to a smoking hot stripper once. She was amazingly beautiful, both in face and body. After telling her I was from California, she mentioned that she had been planning to move to L.A. at one point, but had heard that it was going to sink into the ocean after the next big earthquake. Not that I had a chance with her (she was a stripper on the job, I'm not that delusional) but I died a little inside. The body of a gymnast, brains of a tree. I'm sure some guys would have thought that was great, and would have proceeded to tell whatever lies were necessary to get her in the sack. But even if I somehow had a chance with her, I can't do dumb.


I am right there with you man. I have passed up a lot of women, because they opened their mouths and what came out was about as painful to hear as fingernails on a chalkboard. I don't know if guys are only thinking about the sex or what the deal is, but for me it is a no go.
 
2012-11-09 02:11:00 PM

ZeroCorpse: As if THAT thing, among all the other responsibilities you heap on teenagers, is the ONE thing that "ruins" them.


THANK YOU.

Being a teenager blows because you get all the responsibilities of adulthood with none of the benefits. Especially today, when parents have seem to gone absolutely batshiat.

I sub at a high school. Most kids are normal, down-to-earth, just trying to get by. Most kids know to wear rubbers, know to stay away from hard drugs, know not to drive farked-up. I have a theory that the way kids today rebel from their parents is to be rational adults - you know, the complete opposite of their authority figures.

There is no greater way to cripple a kid's chances in the world than to shield them from it.
 
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