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2012-11-07 11:32:23 PM

nmemkha: Enjoy being alone, homeless, and poor in the land of plenty.


Hook

faeriefay: Farking ass. Have fun all by yourself on island douchebrain. Or grow up already and join the human race. We can't always win, we can't always be right, we must learn to work together if we want to grow a healthy well balanced society. You can't have a society without a little socialism. Notice those two words are very similar, now why would that be? Otherwise we will degenerate into a loose amalgamation of tribal despots, ie a bunch of little douchebag islands with no economic power or means whatsoever, the market cannot function without a stable society, derp. But naw, constant civil strife driven by tribalism, that sounds farking awesome!!!


Line

Barbecue Bob: You're probably the life of the party.

/The KKK party.


Sinker
 
2012-11-07 11:32:36 PM
Ole Miss? Isn't that where Sandra Bullock was adopting football players from?
 
2012-11-07 11:32:46 PM
The 30 for 30 would've been so much better with video of this racist riot too
 
2012-11-07 11:33:04 PM

faeriefay: elchip: It's time for the people who make this country work to put up or shut up. It's time to make the deadbeats feel some pain IMHO.

1) Minimize your spending. Take your savings out of the economy and hide it as best as you can.
2) In the same vein, take as much of your economic activity to the black market / cash only market as you can.
3) If you are thinking about closing your business down, go ahead
4) If you are keeping your business running, take a strong look at who you are hiring and firing (ie consider firing minorities and single women)
5) If you are a doctor begin limiting your patients or only take cash payments.
6) If you produce food (farmers) consider reducing your output to drive up prices and help Michelle O. with her fight on fat.
7)Do not associate, coach, elevate, or help in any way those who trend Democrat. This includes charities or even your own family.
8)If you are working hard to try and get ahead. Stop - enjoy your life and family while you still can.
9) Do not associate with liberal bastions such as schools, colleges, and the entertainment industry. Consider homeschooling your kids.
10) Move to a red state and start pushing for secession.
11) Military members near retirement should retire; make the Democrats fight the next war.

Farking ass. Have fun all by yourself on island douchebrain. Or grow up already and join the human race. We can't always win, we can't always be right, we must learn to work together if we want to grow a healthy well balanced society. You can't have a society without a little socialism. Notice those two words are very similar, now why would that be? Otherwise we will degenerate into a loose amalgamation of tribal despots, ie a bunch of little douchebag islands with no economic power or means whatsoever, the market cannot function without a stable society, derp. But naw, constant civil strife driven by tribalism, that sounds farking awesome!!!


Pretty sure he's having some fun.

There might be something to # 8 though and it was definately a theme among conservatives calling in to shows today.

Kind of a, "what's the farking point" mentality taking hold.

We'll see if it lasts.
 
2012-11-07 11:33:35 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: [ken_ashford.typepad.com image 493x303]


Thank you for posting that, I thought of that image when I read the article.

Always wondered if little miss white outrage ever realized how ugly that snarling hatred on her face made her look... or if she even knows she's (in)famous as a representation of racism from that era.
 
2012-11-07 11:34:08 PM

WhyKnot:
You are lame. There is ignorance and intolerance on each side.



Both sides, you say?
Well, we'll have wait and see the results of the 2012 election to see for sure. I think the majority will vote Republican, as both sides are bad.
 
2012-11-07 11:34:31 PM
I live in Ohio, and my 60 year old father actually said Monday, "I don't care if Mickey Mouse is running. I just want that n***** out of there."

Racism. Not nearly as dead as we'd like to think.
 
2012-11-07 11:36:52 PM

udhq: elchip: It's time for the people who make this country work to put up or shut up. It's time to make the deadbeats feel some pain IMHO.

1) Minimize your spending. Take your savings out of the economy and hide it as best as you can.
2) In the same vein, take as much of your economic activity to the black market / cash only market as you can.
3) If you are thinking about closing your business down, go ahead
4) If you are keeping your business running, take a strong look at who you are hiring and firing (ie consider firing minorities and single women)
5) If you are a doctor begin limiting your patients or only take cash payments.
6) If you produce food (farmers) consider reducing your output to drive up prices and help Michelle O. with her fight on fat.
7)Do not associate, coach, elevate, or help in any way those who trend Democrat. This includes charities or even your own family.
8)If you are working hard to try and get ahead. Stop - enjoy your life and family while you still can.
9) Do not associate with liberal bastions such as schools, colleges, and the entertainment industry. Consider homeschooling your kids.
10) Move to a red state and start pushing for secession.
11) Military members near retirement should retire; make the Democrats fight the next war.

The funny thing is that you think you're a victim, but in reality, you are far more of a burden to your country than any welfare recipient.


Illusions are not cheap.
 
2012-11-07 11:37:40 PM

ayrsayle: AverageAmericanGuy: [ken_ashford.typepad.com image 493x303]

Thank you for posting that, I thought of that image when I read the article.

Always wondered if little miss white outrage ever realized how ugly that snarling hatred on her face made her look... or if she even knows she's (in)famous as a representation of racism from that era.


Since you're interested. Hope you have a few minutes to spare.

Link
 
2012-11-07 11:37:44 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: nmemkha: Enjoy being alone, homeless, and poor in the land of plenty.

Hook

faeriefay: Farking ass. Have fun all by yourself on island douchebrain. Or grow up already and join the human race. We can't always win, we can't always be right, we must learn to work together if we want to grow a healthy well balanced society. You can't have a society without a little socialism. Notice those two words are very similar, now why would that be? Otherwise we will degenerate into a loose amalgamation of tribal despots, ie a bunch of little douchebag islands with no economic power or means whatsoever, the market cannot function without a stable society, derp. But naw, constant civil strife driven by tribalism, that sounds farking awesome!!!

Line

Barbecue Bob: You're probably the life of the party.

/The KKK party.

Sinker


It's a cut&pasta from Freeperland, via somebody else's Facebook posting. I saw it earlier today. elchip didn't even make it up himself. (figures)

What's really funny is that the douchebags who would REALLY follow these instructions--like minimizing spending, using only cash, stop working--are likely not contributing much to society anyway. They're probably marginal producers, unemployed or otherwise minimal contributors who would suffer the most if they did what these idiots suggest. Or they are survivalists or militia members who are already off the grid, in which case they wouldn't see these instructions because they already live them. It's just a way for panicky trolls to make themselves feel better, but it's pretty useless advice.
 
2012-11-07 11:38:02 PM

ayrsayle: AverageAmericanGuy: [ken_ashford.typepad.com image 493x303]

Thank you for posting that, I thought of that image when I read the article.

Always wondered if little miss white outrage ever realized how ugly that snarling hatred on her face made her look... or if she even knows she's (in)famous as a representation of racism from that era.


She does. I actually learned about that woman in high school and remember reading more on Wikipedia. She saw the error of her ways, so to speak, and got on semi-good terms with the black woman years after the fact.
 
2012-11-07 11:39:58 PM

dogboy360: elchip: It's time for the people who make this country work to put up or shut up. It's time to make the deadbeats feel some pain IMHO.

1) Minimize your spending. Take your savings out of the economy and hide it as best as you can.
2) In the same vein, take as much of your economic activity to the black market / cash only market as you can.
3) If you are thinking about closing your business down, go ahead
4) If you are keeping your business running, take a strong look at who you are hiring and firing (ie consider firing minorities and single women)
5) If you are a doctor begin limiting your patients or only take cash payments.
6) If you produce food (farmers) consider reducing your output to drive up prices and help Michelle O. with her fight on fat.
7)Do not associate, coach, elevate, or help in any way those who trend Democrat. This includes charities or even your own family.
8)If you are working hard to try and get ahead. Stop - enjoy your life and family while you still can.
9) Do not associate with liberal bastions such as schools, colleges, and the entertainment industry. Consider homeschooling your kids.
10) Move to a red state and start pushing for secession.
11) Military members near retirement should retire; make the Democrats fight the next war.

Nice troll. You got lots of bites.
9/10


One of the best copypasta trolls Ive seen in a long time
 
2012-11-07 11:40:08 PM

ayrsayle: AverageAmericanGuy: [ken_ashford.typepad.com image 493x303]

Thank you for posting that, I thought of that image when I read the article.

Always wondered if little miss white outrage ever realized how ugly that snarling hatred on her face made her look... or if she even knows she's (in)famous as a representation of racism from that era.


She knows. The story of how their lives turned out is sad and convoluted and a little ugly. I recommend going to read it, but I'm warning you that it has an ending that all life does; ambivalent.
 
2012-11-07 11:40:15 PM

elchip: tinyarena: That's it? We're reduced to elchip trolling? What has happened to us!

/where all the alts at?

Is it really trolling if you're quoting a gen-u-ine Freeper?


ah, no, thought you'd lost it, my bad
 
2012-11-07 11:40:43 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: ayrsayle: AverageAmericanGuy: [ken_ashford.typepad.com image 493x303]

Thank you for posting that, I thought of that image when I read the article.

Always wondered if little miss white outrage ever realized how ugly that snarling hatred on her face made her look... or if she even knows she's (in)famous as a representation of racism from that era.

Since you're interested. Hope you have a few minutes to spare.

Link


Damn. Faster on the draw AND with the link. Nice job.
 
2012-11-07 11:41:35 PM

doyner: As a proud Ole Miss alum, this saddens and disgusts me beyond measure. For all of us that live lives that demonstrate that the past is past, these assholes do their damnedest to try to burden us anew with the stereotypes of those dark days before the civil rights movement.

Seriously. Fark you guys.

But please accept my gratitude for finally admitting the source of the underlying hatred you have for the President, you racist pieces of shiat.


I feel I should apologize for mocking your school, but in my defense, I live in Georgia. If we don't have Mississippi to mock, then what do we have? Sure there's Alabama, but that's just Macon West. We know it. We need Mississippi to do things like this. Otherwise, we have to admit that Atlanta is just Birmingham but with sporadic literacy. I can't live in a world like that.
 
2012-11-07 11:41:48 PM
After reading TFA, it seems like there are in fact some classy people left in Mississippi. Hope there are more like him.
 
2012-11-07 11:41:49 PM

Aidan: AverageAmericanGuy: ayrsayle: AverageAmericanGuy: [ken_ashford.typepad.com image 493x303]

Thank you for posting that, I thought of that image when I read the article.

Always wondered if little miss white outrage ever realized how ugly that snarling hatred on her face made her look... or if she even knows she's (in)famous as a representation of racism from that era.

Since you're interested. Hope you have a few minutes to spare.

Link

Damn. Faster on the draw AND with the link. Nice job.


Hey, it's what I do. Now back to reading my employees' Facebook postings.
 
2012-11-07 11:43:44 PM

Rapmaster2000: I feel I should apologize for mocking your school, but in my defense, I live in Georgia.


Meh. Don't think I'm not used to it. We all inherit our combined history whether we like it or not.
 
2012-11-07 11:44:21 PM

tinyarena: That's it? We're reduced to elchip trolling? What has happened to us!


Hey, at least SOMEONE is trying.

And speaking of classy, I'll just leave this here.

31 Worst People On The Planet

Barack Obama must be pretty happy that he'll be president for four more years. These people are not...and they are terrible.
 
2012-11-07 11:45:07 PM

elchip: It's time for the people who make this country work to put up or shut up. It's time to make the deadbeats feel some pain IMHO.

1) Minimize your spending. Take your savings out of the economy and hide it as best as you can.
2) In the same vein, take as much of your economic activity to the black market / cash only market as you can.
3) If you are thinking about closing your business down, go ahead
4) If you are keeping your business running, take a strong look at who you are hiring and firing (ie consider firing minorities and single women)
5) If you are a doctor begin limiting your patients or only take cash payments.
6) If you produce food (farmers) consider reducing your output to drive up prices and help Michelle O. with her fight on fat.
7)Do not associate, coach, elevate, or help in any way those who trend Democrat. This includes charities or even your own family.
8)If you are working hard to try and get ahead. Stop - enjoy your life and family while you still can.
9) Do not associate with liberal bastions such as schools, colleges, and the entertainment industry. Consider homeschooling your kids.
10) Move to a red state and start pushing for secession.
11) Military members near retirement should retire; make the Democrats fight the next war.


I am quoting you because I read that over on freeperland and it made me lol a little in my pants.

I kept checking them out on election night and went from schadenfredue to fear to schadenfredue to depression to schadenfredue to lollarity to serious lollage to should i call the secret service to schadenfredue and now I don't even know what to think.

And I fully get republicans frustration with the election and have no problem with people being upste and venting, but man, some of the stuff that just happens there is... wow...

I fear this country has lost all sense of historical and global context and perspective and now every election cycle will just be evaluated on pure, unbridlled, instantaneous emotion. I'd love to believe our elected leaders can take an objective look at the practical realities of where we are as a country and come up with reasonable solutions, but hell, when I look at the electorate backing the fringe elements of both parties, and lately especially the far right, it's pretty unnerving.

Also can some one explain to me exactly how one 'Goes Galt'?
 
2012-11-07 11:45:37 PM

ayrsayle: AverageAmericanGuy: [ken_ashford.typepad.com image 493x303]

Thank you for posting that, I thought of that image when I read the article.

Always wondered if little miss white outrage ever realized how ugly that snarling hatred on her face made her look... or if she even knows she's (in)famous as a representation of racism from that era.


I remember reading a recent interview with the people in the picture. Apparently the white woman felt bad about it afterwards and reached out to the black woman, and they were briefly friends. But eventually they grew apart - the article suggested it was because of the white woman's racist friends and relatives.

People are dicks :(
 
2012-11-07 11:49:13 PM

God-is-a-Taco: WhyKnot:
You are lame. There is ignorance and intolerance on each side.



Both sides, you say?
Well, we'll have wait and see the results of the 2012 election to see for sure. I think the majority will vote Republican, as both sides are bad.


Not sure if I understand your post. Why would we need the results to of the election to confirm ignorance and intolerance?

Plenty of people voted for Romney because he wasn't the black guy. Plenty of people voted for Obama because he was the black guy.

Plenty of people despise Republicans simply because they are Republicans. Plenty of people despise democrats simply because they are democrats.

Our political system is broken and thrives on the negative instead of the positive.
 
2012-11-07 11:49:43 PM
Attention Proud Southerners:



THIS is why the rest country stereotypes you as ass-backward, inbred, illiterate, white trash, RACIST, rednecks who should be nuked from orbit.
 
2012-11-07 11:51:52 PM
s9.postimage.org

Right, Conservatives?
 
2012-11-07 11:52:22 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: [ken_ashford.typepad.com image 493x303]


Some things never change. This is the state where a majority of likely voters believe interracial marriage should be illegal.

It's a real shame because I'd love to there to see the... Um... Nothing. There is nothing for me to see or do in Mississippi ever.
 
2012-11-07 11:52:28 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Aidan: AverageAmericanGuy:

Since you're interested. Hope you have a few minutes to spare.

Link

Damn. Faster on the draw AND with the link. Nice job.

Hey, it's what I do. Now back to reading my employees' Facebook postings.


Hah.

At any rate, I'd like to point out that as I recall, Elizabeth (the black girl) had some problems later on (maybe stemming from being so suddenly infamous), and that Hazel seemed to sort of work out okay - in terms of job and family. For me that was the ambivalent part. Elizabeth didn't want the notoriety and really never got a choice to avoid it, even in later years. Plus all that unresolved angst (hers, others, America's) preyed on her IMO. The stories may paint her as a bit hard-nosed but my sympathy lies with her. Hazel did a good job maturing, but I think she had a bit easier row to hoe in general terms (my personal opinion again, obviously).
 
2012-11-07 11:53:10 PM

Marshal805: THIS is why the rest country stereotypes you as ass-backward, inbred, illiterate, white trash, RACIST, rednecks who should be nuked from orbit.


All of this ^^ sounds like your hang up, not mine, and not one I should concern myself with. Good luck with feeling that about every southerner, I hope your life is fuller because of it.
 
2012-11-07 11:53:10 PM

fusillade762: tinyarena: That's it? We're reduced to elchip trolling? What has happened to us!

Hey, at least SOMEONE is trying.

And speaking of classy, I'll just leave this here.

31 Worst People On The Planet

Barack Obama must be pretty happy that he'll be president for four more years. These people are not...and they are terrible.


I love the guy at #17 who calls him a "ni**er" and then attacks black people for voting on race... I also love that all their names/Twitter handles were shared to expose this idiocy.
 
2012-11-07 11:54:06 PM

PawisBetlog: There is nothing for me to see or do in Mississippi ever.


Obviously you don't like Blues or Elvis.
 
2012-11-07 11:54:39 PM

PawisBetlog: AverageAmericanGuy: [ken_ashford.typepad.com image 493x303]

Some things never change. This is the state where a majority of likely voters believe interracial marriage should be illegal.

It's a real shame because I'd love to there to see the... Um... Nothing. There is nothing for me to see or do in Mississippi ever.


Real Americans should Elvis Presley's birthplace.

But maybe you're one of those northern anti-American elitists.
 
2012-11-07 11:57:00 PM
i.imgur.com

It's just free speech. Both sides are bad. The black woman in this photo, for example, would likely do a poor job of washing a white woman's laundry after this incident. That's racism, because she's using the color of her skin.

Thus, in conclusion anyone can be racist, and who are we to judge these young men and women?
 
2012-11-07 11:57:58 PM

elchip: It's time for the people who make this country work to put up or shut up. It's time to make the deadbeats feel some pain IMHO.

6) If you produce food (farmers) consider reducing your output to drive up prices and help Michelle O. with her fight on fat.

you just had to go and troll too hard, didn't you?

 
2012-11-07 11:58:49 PM
 
2012-11-08 12:01:45 AM

Wayne 985: fusillade762: tinyarena: That's it? We're reduced to elchip trolling? What has happened to us!

Hey, at least SOMEONE is trying.

And speaking of classy, I'll just leave this here.

31 Worst People On The Planet

Barack Obama must be pretty happy that he'll be president for four more years. These people are not...and they are terrible.

I love the guy at #17 who calls him a "ni**er" and then attacks black people for voting on race... I also love that all their names/Twitter handles were shared to expose this idiocy.


I hope each of these people go for an interview and the hiring manager is black.

"Hi, thanks for coming in"
"Thank you for having me"
"First question, do you have a twitter account?"
"Nope"
"Are you sure? because there is a twitter account with your name and image"
"Alright, so thanks for having me in. I will just show myself out"
 
2012-11-08 12:02:43 AM
myFark > Tools > Ignored User List

elchip: OGT, where "T" is for "Troll".

Yup.
 
2012-11-08 12:05:43 AM

Shadow Blasko: Freeper Copypasta? Really?


yeah, i've been reading the thread there about how to "go galt"

a lot of them hoping for the complete destruction of this country, wanting every democrat to lose there job (wouldn't they then become the 47% scum they assume them to be?) and even one saying that he is considering starving himself to death rather than live in an oppresive regime.

the butthurt is STRONG
 
2012-11-08 12:06:13 AM

doyner: PawisBetlog: There is nothing for me to see or do in Mississippi ever.

Obviously you don't like Blues or Elvis.


I've heard the golfing is pretty good too.

www.talladegatornadoes.com

Not sure why this guy needs four caddies though.
 
2012-11-08 12:06:27 AM

gadian: Marshal805: THIS is why the rest country stereotypes you as ass-backward, inbred, illiterate, white trash, RACIST, rednecks who should be nuked from orbit.

All of this ^^ sounds like your hang up, not mine, and not one I should concern myself with. Good luck with feeling that about every southerner, I hope your life is fuller because of it.


All of this ^^ sounds like you have piss poor reading comprehension, so I'll explain it for you:


When I start my sentence with "THIS" it means I am referring to the incident in the article. I then go on to explain that it's incidents like the one in this article that causes most non-southerners to have negative view of the South.

In other words, using racial epithets in political protest to insult the duly elected president is reenforcing the southern stereotype.


Got it, Sparky?
 
2012-11-08 12:06:30 AM
Sounds like your average Tea Party.
 
2012-11-08 12:12:17 AM
Are racists so named because they frequently race to say and do the most ignorant, stupid sh*t as quickly as possible?
 
2012-11-08 12:16:39 AM

stuffy: Sounds like your average Tea Party.


Ignorance and intolerance.

You do realize that both sides, republicans and democrats, attached the tea party because they we scared of them, don't you? Or did John Stewart not teach you that?
 
2012-11-08 12:23:05 AM

Vexed Thespian: Shadow Blasko: Freeper Copypasta? Really?

yeah, i've been reading the thread there about how to "go galt"

a lot of them hoping for the complete destruction of this country, wanting every democrat to lose there job (wouldn't they then become the 47% scum they assume them to be?) and even one saying that he is considering starving himself to death rather than live in an oppresive regime.

the butthurt is STRONG


Yeah, I asked a couple of them on my facebook today if the new message was "We love our country so much we would rather burn it to the ground than to stand by while someone we disagree with runs it"?

They said I didn't understand.

I told them I understood better than they thought. I threw a brick through my TV watching Newt drive the "contract for America" through congress back in the 90's, but I did my part to help my country, and I worked for change.

*They* are the lazy that they seem to want to rail against. So interesting...
 
2012-11-08 12:23:22 AM
who wrote that news link -- a negro retard?
 
2012-11-08 12:26:23 AM
Libtardnortherneastcoastmitter, did you even read the farking page before you submitted it?

are now embarrassing themselves and everyone else associated with Ole Miss, the state of Mississippi, and the entire South. They are too naive/immature to realize how stupid they look and how embarrassing this is for all associated.


Of course not, because then your superior logic would have kept you from making such a stupid headline demeaning an entire state over some punk kids being stupid.
 
2012-11-08 12:32:34 AM

elchip: It's time for the people who make this country work to put up or shut up. It's time to make the deadbeats feel some pain IMHO.

1) Minimize your spending. Take your savings out of the economy and hide it as best as you can.
2) In the same vein, take as much of your economic activity to the black market / cash only market as you can.
3) If you are thinking about closing your business down, go ahead
4) If you are keeping your business running, take a strong look at who you are hiring and firing (ie consider firing minorities and single women)
5) If you are a doctor begin limiting your patients or only take cash payments.
6) If you produce food (farmers) consider reducing your output to drive up prices and help Michelle O. with her fight on fat.
7)Do not associate, coach, elevate, or help in any way those who trend Democrat. This includes charities or even your own family.
8)If you are working hard to try and get ahead. Stop - enjoy your life and family while you still can.
9) Do not associate with liberal bastions such as schools, colleges, and the entertainment industry. Consider homeschooling your kids.
10) Move to a red state and start pushing for secession.
11) Military members near retirement should retire; make the Democrats fight the next war.


Al Qaeda thanks you, no doubt.
 
2012-11-08 12:32:46 AM

Gyrfalcon: PC LOAD LETTER: nmemkha: Enjoy being alone, homeless, and poor in the land of plenty.

Hook

faeriefay: Farking ass. Have fun all by yourself on island douchebrain. Or grow up already and join the human race. We can't always win, we can't always be right, we must learn to work together if we want to grow a healthy well balanced society. You can't have a society without a little socialism. Notice those two words are very similar, now why would that be? Otherwise we will degenerate into a loose amalgamation of tribal despots, ie a bunch of little douchebag islands with no economic power or means whatsoever, the market cannot function without a stable society, derp. But naw, constant civil strife driven by tribalism, that sounds farking awesome!!!

Line

Barbecue Bob: You're probably the life of the party.

/The KKK party.

Sinker

It's a cut&pasta from Freeperland, via somebody else's Facebook posting. I saw it earlier today. elchip didn't even make it up himself. (figures)

What's really funny is that the douchebags who would REALLY follow these instructions--like minimizing spending, using only cash, stop working--are likely not contributing much to society anyway. They're probably marginal producers, unemployed or otherwise minimal contributors who would suffer the most if they did what these idiots suggest. Or they are survivalists or militia members who are already off the grid, in which case they wouldn't see these instructions because they already live them. It's just a way for panicky trolls to make themselves feel better, but it's pretty useless advice.


Anyone know where I can get some toilet paper on the black market?

/Do they realize how expensive stuff is when it is being sold on (in?) the black market?
 
2012-11-08 12:34:27 AM

elchip: It's time for the people who make this country work to put up or shut up. It's time to make the deadbeats feel some pain IMHO.

1) Minimize your spending. Take your savings out of the economy and hide it as best as you can.
2) In the same vein, take as much of your economic activity to the black market / cash only market as you can.
3) If you are thinking about closing your business down, go ahead
4) If you are keeping your business running, take a strong look at who you are hiring and firing (ie consider firing minorities and single women)
5) If you are a doctor begin limiting your patients or only take cash payments.
6) If you produce food (farmers) consider reducing your output to drive up prices and help Michelle O. with her fight on fat.
7)Do not associate, coach, elevate, or help in any way those who trend Democrat. This includes charities or even your own family.
8)If you are working hard to try and get ahead. Stop - enjoy your life and family while you still can.
9) Do not associate with liberal bastions such as schools, colleges, and the entertainment industry. Consider homeschooling your kids.
10) Move to a red state and start pushing for secession.
11) Military members near retirement should retire; make the Democrats fight the next war.


I was about to start the troll slow clap, but then I Googled and discovered it was legit copypasta. At that point, I was forced to accept that someone out there really thinks like this, and... sigh.
 
2012-11-08 12:36:27 AM

Creative Name: It was a small group of drunken idiots, and we had a farking counter-rally the very next night with a lot more people.

But hey, don't let that get in the way.


The rest of us don't turn into racist dicks when we get drunk, no counter-rallies needed to prove we aren't hateful protohumans.
 
2012-11-08 12:46:23 AM

Britney Spear's Speculum: I was watching a cool documentary on the secret service. In it they discussed how at inaugurations they have snipers sweeping through the crowd ready to take out any nutters trying to ruin the party.


When I attended a presidential inauguration there were snipers on top of the buildings surrounding the Capitol building but they were quite visible.

I need to figure out which photo hosing site I have some of the photos on but I took one where it looks like the guy is watching me take the photo through the scope.
 
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