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(Daily Mail)   Man cons his way back into Michigan high school with forged documents so he can play football. How much you wanna bet he can throw it over them mountains?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 69
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2012-11-08 07:16:01 AM
Had this happen at my high school, sort of.

New guy on the first day of school, looked upwards of 22 years old. Immediately got nicknamed "Narc".

"Oh, I'm not a narc, I am just a humble transfer student!"

He was built like a refridgerator so everyone encouraged him to go out for football.
He did, played backup middle linebacker, was actually pretty good.

Six weeks into the season, lo and behold, he WAS a narc. Fresh out of the police academy.

We forfeited two games he played in.
 
2012-11-08 07:46:01 AM
Somebody rang?
 
2012-11-08 07:47:55 AM
"And because he was overage by at least three years in the school's team, the Oilers could be forced to forfeit two of their victories."


It's Detroit, he could be 30 and not be 3 years over the team's age
 
2012-11-08 08:08:58 AM
You silly git. Michigan does not have mountains.
 
2012-11-08 08:17:32 AM
Bet the kids are pissed, there goes their easy beer connection.
 
2012-11-08 08:34:47 AM
whatculture.com
 
2012-11-08 08:35:45 AM
Man cons his way back into Michigan high school with forged documents so he can play football. How much you wanna bet he can throw it over them mountains?

I thought Smallville was in Kansas...?
 
2012-11-08 08:52:30 AM
Is this any more audacious than the man who used forged documents to become President?
 
2012-11-08 09:08:14 AM

66dude: You silly git. Michigan does not have mountains.


www.boyne.com

hotlinked
 
2012-11-08 09:16:28 AM

hbk72777: "And because he was overage by at least three years in the school's team, the Oilers could be forced to forfeit two of their victories."


It's Detroit, he could be 30 and not be 3 years over the team's age


You might want to consider getting a map.

/or a clue
 
2012-11-08 09:17:36 AM
So I looked up Hiding Out, remembering that annebeth gish is a very attractive woman, even tho she was 16 in that movie, and saw that Cryers cousin in the movie is a coogan, and looked up and holy crap his grandad was uncle fester and he uncle fester helped to LYNCH someone when he was 18. And that lynching was praised by the governor.

Oh..why did times have to change?
 
2012-11-08 09:28:47 AM
Dude was at least 3 years older than anyone else on the team and still only made it into 5 games?
 
2012-11-08 09:30:56 AM
"You're jealous because I rocked in high school and you didn't. I'm Emilio Estevez and you're Ally Sheedy,"
t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-08 10:12:07 AM
thecount.com

lol. He's the only black guy on an all white football team. Link
 
2012-11-08 11:46:24 AM

hbk72777: "And because he was overage by at least three years in the school's team, the Oilers could be forced to forfeit two of their victories."


It's Detroit, he could be 30 and not be 3 years over the team's age


it's Mt Pleasant you idiot. Center of the effing mitten, about a three hour drive from Detroit.


66dude: You silly git. Michigan does not have mountains.


Porcupines in the UP.

/kinda.
 
2012-11-08 11:48:54 AM

WhyKnot: Al buddy - check
Uncle Rico - check
The "Billdozer" - check

Thank you for restoring my faith in Fark after months and months or political derp.


This is as far as I needed to read this thread.

Well done, Farkers.
 
2012-11-08 12:20:45 PM

gnoshyt_sherlocque: Re: reviewing the national attitude toward high school sports. I wonder how many of the people in the NASA control room, at the time the Mars rover landed, were Captains of their HIgh School footbal teams. Just aksin'


Somebody has to sweep up after the smart people.
 
2012-11-08 04:15:15 PM
It's the American way.
 
2012-11-09 02:05:32 PM
68 posts and I'm the first one to think of this?

content7.flixster.com
 
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