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(UPI)   Boy, 9, finds parents' $4,000 worth of savings, spends it all on candy. 'Why, you little...'   ( divider line
    More: Fail, romantic drama, Ukraine, John Travolta  
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16835 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Nov 2012 at 5:03 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-08 12:45:13 PM  
What was it? Bolivian nose candy?
2012-11-08 01:23:53 PM
2012-11-08 01:45:26 PM  

illicit: Jon iz teh kewl: d-fens99: Chinchillazilla: farkingismybusiness: I sound fat: 4000 in "candy", right.

/ wait, is candy a NAME? At least the dad could be proud.

It was actually Krokodil. I wouldn't google that if I were you. NSFL and NSFHumanity.

Thanks for reminding me of that.

/the first related search google suggests is "how to make krokodil"

In Russia, drug take you!

/got nuthin'
//never heard of krokodil before now

krokodil in it's pure form is safe. it's the additives that turn your body into Flintstones steak

You misspelled "impurities".

so am i supposed to be worried about the impuritiies in McDonald's beef. or the yoga mat additives
2012-11-08 02:25:48 PM  
He should send a video to Jimmy Kimmel.

"Mom, Dad, I'm sorry but last night I got really hungry so I took a big chunk of your money, spent it on candy and ate it all."
2012-11-08 02:31:53 PM
2012-11-08 04:04:05 PM  

abhorrent1: Why the fark would you hide it in the couch?

I'm guessing either the guy didn't trust the banks, or thought they'd take advantage of him because of his mental disorder (which the article failed to describe).
2012-11-08 04:06:54 PM  

abhorrent1: Why the fark would you hide it in the couch?

Maybe to cushion yourself from the effects of inflation.
2012-11-08 05:31:05 PM  
One thing I can guarantee you is that before I posted this comment not a single farker (with an account) is from Ukraine.
2012-11-08 05:32:02 PM  

I meant, not a single farker reading this thread was from Ukraine.
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