ArkAngel: Hey, Gandalf? Let me ask you something: what is it that's not exactly water and it ain't exactly earth?QUICKSAND!!!
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Will they serve potatoes?
urger: In America they're called speeders. The National organization is called NARCOA. They arrange insurance and places to ride. Riding in one is cool as fark./Brother owns a Fairmont.
Monkeyfark Ridiculous: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Will they serve potatoes?Will they serve what?
prjindigo: most awesomely god damned stupid thing I have ever heardHow do you get a stalled golfcart off the trackshow do you travel both directions at once on a single line?How do you stop people from parking in the tunnels.How do you GET to a dead cart when the rail line is full of stopped golf carts aimed both ways and you can't get to the railway except by the railway?How many miles does a golf cart cover before the batteries are dead?How much do those batteries weight?How long does it take to charge them?What's the cost and life expectancy?A good 20% of the golf carts are going to be dead 20 miles into the trip and take six hours to charge up. So your actual speed, baring having to get off every few hundred feet and flip someone else off the rails, will be just over two miles per hour. That's forty hours sitting on a rubber seat with mosquitoes eating your face.farking stupid.
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