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(Chicago Trib)   I'm not saying it's aliens, but   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 91
    More: Cool, Chinese, border dispute, paranormal investigators, military officials, Yoshiaki Iwasaki, Indian Government, Chinese side  
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2012-11-07 09:32:07 PM  
Extraterrestrial life exists. Get over it.
 
2012-11-07 09:32:53 PM  
the Zeborxzianz were looking for cheap labor for their ship, or sum yung tandoori
 
2012-11-07 09:33:13 PM  
Is it me, or does it seem slightly more credible since it didn't come from Huffington Post or The Hindustan Times?
 
2012-11-07 09:34:03 PM  
BALL LIGHTNING RETARDS!
 
2012-11-07 09:34:20 PM  
Bucky Balls.
 
2012-11-07 09:34:33 PM  
Is.
 
2012-11-07 09:35:39 PM  
it's earthlights, online idiots. Google 'hessdalen.'
 
2012-11-07 09:36:07 PM  
However, American humans elected Obama.

Deal with it.

Make peace.

Lead by example.

Do.
 
2012-11-07 09:36:47 PM  
this could be a crude psychological operation by the Chinese

India done gettin' trolled.
 
2012-11-07 09:36:59 PM  
I'll go with the crop circle explanation - it's a bunch of art students pulling a prank. 100 times.
 
2012-11-07 09:37:59 PM  
You know, in re-watching The X-Files, I am reminded how much more exposure the 'UFO' chasers had back in the 90s and even a little into the early 'aughts. These days you hardly hear about them, but I can't help but think that someone must still be tracking reports or something...
 
2012-11-07 09:38:01 PM  
www.inflatable-advertisingballoon.com
 
2012-11-07 09:38:18 PM  
Bags with candles under them. Someone is goofing with the Indians.
 
2012-11-07 09:38:53 PM  
"The UFOs in this area should be studied," he said. "Why in such remote topography? That is important."

Yeah. Why IS it exactly that we only hear stories like this coming out of BFE? Never seems to happen in highly populated areas.

Truly perplexing.
 
2012-11-07 09:42:33 PM  
yellow spheres that appear to lift off from the Chinese side

The heads of Tibetan dissidents?
 
2012-11-07 09:43:58 PM  

tekneex: Is it me, or does it seem slightly more credible since it didn't come from Huffington Post or The Hindustan Times?


www.trbimg.com

It's just you. Even the main picture was shopped.
 
2012-11-07 09:44:02 PM  
if it's aliens, maybe they know the future.. China vs India doesn't seem to far fetched. and not a bad idea if you really want cheaper gas..

Maybe we should promote this somehow...
 
2012-11-07 09:45:51 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Extraterrestrial life exists. Get over it.


Well, there is a 100% chance of intelligent life existing in the universe. There is a likely chance it is elsewhere than on this planet. Our chances of meeting that life are probably quite small.
 
2012-11-07 09:46:33 PM  
Obama: WE won this biatch! Take those F 119s out and do some laps around the farking world.
China: UFOs
 
2012-11-07 09:47:43 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Extraterrestrial life exists....Get over it.



Until they do something more interesting than flash lights in the sky, who actually gives a fark?
 
2012-11-07 09:47:49 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: AverageAmericanGuy: Extraterrestrial life exists. Get over it.

Well, there is a 100% chance of intelligent life existing in the universe. There is a likely chance it is elsewhere than on this planet. Our chances of meeting that life are probably quite small.


Pro: Some people are extraordinary.
Con: The southern states.
 
2012-11-07 09:48:01 PM  
rlv.zcache.com

...when suddenly, amidst all of the tension, they broke out into song and performed an incredibly well choreographed dance routine.
 
2012-11-07 09:48:54 PM  
What a crock.
 
2012-11-07 09:49:57 PM  
*smarty-dance*
 
2012-11-07 09:50:40 PM  
Newspaper fire kites:

s3.hubimg.com

farm4.static.flickr.com

/one of many things I got away with as a child
 
2012-11-07 09:50:56 PM  
i1126.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-07 09:52:08 PM  
China is testing new military hardware?!


Nah.
 
2012-11-07 09:52:46 PM  
As long as the mysterious yellow spheres serve two years in the military or go to college, I say they should let them in.
 
2012-11-07 09:53:10 PM  
It is time to activate the X-COM Project!

Panic levels have increased in Asia!

/got nothing, probably some benign explanation that will be revealed in the coming days.
 
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2012-11-07 09:54:13 PM  
Gaurav Tiwari, founder of the 500-member Indian Paranormal Society, said the news dovetails with reports he's read of alien camps in the Himalayas that the Indian army tolerates. But he hasn't been able to do his own research in the area, he said.
 
2012-11-07 09:54:31 PM  
Check the angry plasma-sphere from The Onion.

I hear it's eating everything.

*)
 
2012-11-07 09:56:27 PM  
when smaller, affordable aliens are available, you bet your ass China will be making them.
 
2012-11-07 09:59:04 PM  

KrispyKritter: when smaller, affordable aliens are available, you bet your ass China will be making them.


To wut.
 
2012-11-07 09:59:58 PM  
飞碟
 
2012-11-07 10:01:30 PM  

ladyfortuna: You know, in re-watching The X-Files, I am reminded how much more exposure the 'UFO' chasers had back in the 90s and even a little into the early 'aughts. These days you hardly hear about them, but I can't help but think that someone must still be tracking reports or something...


MUFON, a hobbyist organization. still tracks of sightings per year, if not thousands.
 
2012-11-07 10:03:04 PM  
Streetlights. Nothing but streetlights.
 
2012-11-07 10:03:39 PM  
FTA : "Earlier reports said the Indian government was in touch with aliens and was getting technology from them,"

Those must be some low-rent aliens.

"We thought about showing the Americans, but our research showed that they already had digital watches."
 
2012-11-07 10:05:34 PM  

ladyfortuna: You know, in re-watching The X-Files, I am reminded how much more exposure the 'UFO' chasers had back in the 90s and even a little into the early 'aughts. These days you hardly hear about them, but I can't help but think that someone must still be tracking reports or something...


Sh*t I can remember seeing all sorts of tabloid-y UFO magazines in grocery stores back in the 70s.

www.nicap.org 

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-07 10:05:59 PM  

Somaticasual: ladyfortuna: You know, in re-watching The X-Files, I am reminded how much more exposure the 'UFO' chasers had back in the 90s and even a little into the early 'aughts. These days you hardly hear about them, but I can't help but think that someone must still be tracking reports or something...

MUFON, a hobbyist organization. still tracks of sightings per year, if not thousands.


I mean, there are only about a dozen shows on TV about alien encounters. It's so little known that in no way could one of them even become a meme.... But yeah, don't hear much about them these days...
 
2012-11-07 10:09:26 PM  
Oh, and anybody remember this TV show?

2.bp.blogspot.com 

That was 15 years before X-Files.
 
2012-11-07 10:11:27 PM  
They are UFO's, as in they're unidentified, flying, and likely objects. So, they have that going for them. Which is nice.
 
2012-11-07 10:12:49 PM  

Alleyoop: tekneex: Is it me, or does it seem slightly more credible since it didn't come from Huffington Post or The Hindustan Times?

[www.trbimg.com image 600x405]

It's just you. Even the main picture was shopped.


Somebody go back and get a shiatload of dimes!
 
2012-11-07 10:15:10 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: AverageAmericanGuy: Extraterrestrial life exists. Get over it.

Well, there is a 100% chance of intelligent life existing in the universe. There is a likely chance it is elsewhere than on this planet. Our chances of meeting that life are probably quite small.


Relevant:
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
 
2012-11-07 10:20:10 PM  
Yeah; the India / China border. Gotta be little green men from mars; no way that it could be military drones.
 
2012-11-07 10:20:11 PM  
Mitt Romney warned us. He told us if we didn't get tough on China this would happen. And now China has our streetlight technology. For shame, Obama, for shame.
 
2012-11-07 10:20:30 PM  

KrispyKritter: when smaller, affordable aliens are available, you bet your ass China will be making them using them for unskilled labor.

 
2012-11-07 10:25:57 PM  
Chinese lanterns?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-07 10:27:34 PM  
I am just waiting for the invasion, or the day when they actually show themselves to the world.
 
2012-11-07 10:30:36 PM  

Pardon Me Sultan: Yeah; the India / China border. Gotta be little green men from mars; no way that it could be military drones.


We have a winner! That's like saying there are a lot of UFO sightings in Waziristan
 
2012-11-07 10:31:20 PM  
They shiat in their gutters over there
It was probably swamp gas
 
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