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2012-11-07 02:05:56 PM  
Just Wow, its like every insane relative at Thanksgiving and Christmas rolled into one video.

Right down to the demand to share videos and forward emails.
 
2012-11-07 02:09:03 PM  
This fills my heart with joy.
 
2012-11-07 02:09:28 PM  
This is too much schadenfreude.
 
2012-11-07 02:13:38 PM  

Im having to listen to it in small doses.

I can't do it all in one sitting, its just too much whargarble.

imageshack.us

 
2012-11-07 02:15:11 PM  
I pity anyone who lives with that woman.
 
2012-11-07 02:15:21 PM  
That's... really sad.
 
2012-11-07 02:17:19 PM  

I just noticed she had comments and voting turned off..


nomoreliesplease.com

 
2012-11-07 02:18:45 PM  
Her rant about Facebook and Rush Limbaugh was amazing.

FACEBUTT.
 
2012-11-07 02:19:06 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-07 02:23:42 PM  
I'm glad Al Gore invented the internets so I can experience sage wisdom such as that.
 
2012-11-07 02:34:11 PM  

ralanprod: I'm glad Al Gore invented the internets so I can experience sage wisdom such as that.



mashable.com
watch it, TBL will kill you with the claw
 
2012-11-07 02:34:24 PM  
Oh she's gonna internet famous. The best kind of famous.
 
2012-11-07 02:35:20 PM  
I am giggling like a little school girl.


/my niece posted this on fb this am

Ok so unless he gets assassinated we are stuck with Obama. So looking on the bright side... 1. He can never run for president again! 2. Maybe be will actually do something useful this term. (Doubtful) 3. There's always a chance he could have a heart attack. But then who knows what the vice president would do. so we're screwed no matter what cause 2 and 3 probably wont happen. ... . oh and boooo on you Burkley and the guy that won, I just heard $9,000,000 was spent on campaigning for both of you. what a wait of money.

I don't know what to say.
 
2012-11-07 02:37:56 PM  
This is so great.

"I don't have children and I live alone"

/obvious
 
2012-11-07 02:38:15 PM  
Wow, I thought I could curse
 
2012-11-07 02:42:21 PM  
Oh, butternut schnapps.
 
2012-11-07 02:45:14 PM  
Listening to that, I couldn't help picturing some unholy amalgamation of Tan Mom, the cat lady from The Simpsons, and the mother on Honey Boo Boo.
 
2012-11-07 02:45:47 PM  
"I just got a computer 4 years ago"

LOL
 
2012-11-07 02:55:48 PM  
19 in she gets wound up again
 
2012-11-07 03:01:01 PM  
Yeah, that reads like she spunds
 
2012-11-07 03:25:37 PM  

IamPatSajak: This is so great.

"I don't have children and I live alone"

/obvious


So...she's single then?

What, don't judge me!
 
2012-11-07 03:32:24 PM  

Barfmaker: IamPatSajak: This is so great.

"I don't have children and I live alone"

/obvious

So...she's single then?

What, don't judge me!


Too late.

We live in a cruel and unjust society.
 
2012-11-07 03:55:16 PM  
I shut it off after about two-three minutes, but I think I could have gone longer. I had other stuff to do.
 
2012-11-07 03:59:04 PM  
This is awesome.
 
2012-11-07 04:01:23 PM  
Can hear the ice in her glass.
 
2012-11-07 04:03:15 PM  
She from Oklahoma?

/I bet she's at least got family here.
 
2012-11-07 04:04:16 PM  
HAHAHAHA. This is epic.

"GET THE F*CK OFF THE INTERNET!"
 
2012-11-07 04:05:46 PM  
Wow. She really doesn't like Libertarians like Ron Paul or Gary Johnson.
 
2012-11-07 04:08:00 PM  
Figure out how to use the internet or get the f*ck off it!.
 
2012-11-07 04:08:36 PM  
"I don't have children, I live alone..."

No sh*t.
 
2012-11-07 04:08:44 PM  
RIGHT WING COUPE TRANQ
 
2012-11-07 04:09:41 PM  
wow, now that is some butthurt.
 
2012-11-07 04:10:51 PM  
"I ate CHIPS with my CHEESE DIP. My BEER and my GODDAMN BUTTERSCOTCH SCHNAPPS."
 
2012-11-07 04:12:34 PM  
Someone needs to come up with an animation for this.
 
2012-11-07 04:13:37 PM  
tl;dw -- "Romney lost because nobody shared my memes and videos on Facebook! I spent hours on them, you f*cking ingrates!"
 
2012-11-07 04:13:44 PM  
I came in my pants after 24 seconds, but then my penis head got a bit too sensitive and so I had to turn the whole thing off by 30 seconds.

HTH
 
2012-11-07 04:20:37 PM  
"I hope no one who reads this book has been quite as miserable as Susan and Lucy were that night; but if you have been - if you've been up all night and cried till you have no more tears left in you - you will know that there comes in the end a sort of quietness. You feel as if nothing is ever going to happen again." 

/not even obscure
 
2012-11-07 04:21:02 PM  
The cigarettes, the wood paneling from either a trailer or cabin and the tv on the couch.
I've seen all I need to.

That was the blond from Reno 911 doing a sketch.
 
2012-11-07 04:22:53 PM  
Wow, she's gonna regret this.

For more teabagger hilarity: Boehner: New taxes OK under right conditions
 
2012-11-07 04:30:04 PM  

Glenford: "I just got a computer 4 years ago"

LOL


I know, right? People don't want to share this shiat, for some reason.
 
2012-11-07 04:30:16 PM  
 
2012-11-07 04:30:42 PM  
A response:

it's settling well with me, thanks
you just got your first computer in 2008? Wow, welcome to the 20th century.
yeah, I'm looking at my farking work, thanks! It seems to have gone as expected.
yup, I'm sharing it with my friends that voted with Obama
you're mining the news? Do you think perhaps you're finding bullshiat that only meets your skewed worldview?
did you ever think that it's the people that support Obama that are better able to use the internet? Romney's supporters do tend to skew to the elderly and the less educated.
Romney doesn't get the popular vote? Perhaps because he's not that popular?
You're blaming Ron Paul and Gary Johnson supporters? Why not blame Romney for not generating appeal among them?
You think people that support Obama are too stupid to live here? You're the type of person who had to "spend a year" figuring out how to use a computer.
You don't forgive me? Well, that ruins my day.
America is now a officially socialist country? You might want to learn what socialism is.
Obamaphones? Do you mean Reaganphones?
Every socialist country in the whole world is failing? You might want to take another look at that.
You're a biatch? Is that how you spell "moron"
You live alone? That is shocking.
No one shares the "shiat you post"... perhaps that's because it's stupid. The people who "like" your posts and videos probably only do because they're amusing at your ranting.
You thought this election would be a landslide? So you haven't been paying attention to anything but the voices in your head for the last three years?


Alrighty, stopping at ten minutes, that's all I can take. She seems to be repeating herself a lot at this point anyway.
 
2012-11-07 04:31:21 PM  
Is that drunk Diane Sawyer?
 
2012-11-07 04:33:54 PM  

timujin: Alrighty, stopping at ten minutes, that's all I can take. She seems to be repeating herself a lot at this point anyway.


Sad. You missed the part where she calls out Birthers for being idiots. No, really!

As loony as this lady is, as hate-filled as she is, as mentally-poisoned as she is by Breitbart/Rush/etc., she still has a better grasp of reality than Birthers.
 
2012-11-07 04:41:15 PM  

violentsalvation: Can hear the ice in her glass.


I caught that too. Also heard her light up a smoke.
 
2012-11-07 04:43:11 PM  

Zombie DJ: The cigarettes, the wood paneling from either a trailer or cabin and the tv on the couch.
I've seen all I need to.

That was the blond from Reno 911 doing a sketch.


I didn't get a pic, just drunken sexually frustrated rage. She needs to get laid and switch to decent booze. Her blood sugar must be f*cked up too.
 
2012-11-07 04:47:33 PM  

timujin: Alrighty, stopping at ten minutes, that's all I can take. She seems to be repeating herself a lot at this point anyway.


Wow. I wouldn't even try to translate that particular dialect of potato.
 
2012-11-07 04:50:33 PM  
She gets all wound up again around 19.
 
2012-11-07 04:51:16 PM  
I would love to have parts of this as a long ringtone.
 
2012-11-07 04:51:49 PM  

flamingboar: Is that drunk Diane Sawyer?


Sounds more like an angry Justin Bieber. He/she has some pretty violent hate for 3rd party folks. Either way, it was funny as hell.
 
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