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(Some Guy)   Today is National Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day. No, seriously, it really is   (nationalwhateverday.com) divider line 77
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2012-11-07 05:19:56 PM
And isn't that typical, all I have is Milk.
 
2012-11-07 05:31:57 PM
Well, some random blog on the Internet says it is, so it must be!
 
2012-11-07 06:28:25 PM
I have some sweet chocolate and some cyanide, does that count?
 
2012-11-07 06:52:10 PM
"Sometimes you feel like a nut; sometimes you don't."
 
2012-11-07 06:52:17 PM
11/7
Never forget.
 
2012-11-07 06:52:45 PM
Good to see congress spending their valuable time passing these worthless national bullshiat days.
 
2012-11-07 06:52:56 PM
Meh. Wake when it's National Linguini Asiago with Artichokes and a Side of Three Cheese Garlic Bread Day.
 
2012-11-07 06:53:30 PM
I have nothing to say on this subject.
 
2012-11-07 06:54:41 PM
P.S. Huzzah!
 
2012-11-07 06:56:03 PM
I just had some organic dark chocolate with almonds and it was delicious.
 
2012-11-07 06:57:44 PM

AbbeySomeone: I just had some organic dark chocolate with almonds and it was delicious.


That's hot.
 
2012-11-07 06:58:54 PM

Indubitably: AbbeySomeone: I just had some organic dark chocolate with almonds and it was delicious.

That's hot.


With a comma to separate your two independent statements of fact.

Word.
 
2012-11-07 07:00:46 PM
I'm still waiting on National Whatchamacallit Day... but to no avail.
 
2012-11-07 07:02:23 PM
My birthday:

All is Ours Day
Draw a Picture of a Bird Day

/Draw a Picture of a Spider Day would have been better
 
2012-11-07 07:02:32 PM
Bittersweet chocolate is an excellent pairing with the sweet, sweet Republican tears that are flowing so readily today.
 
2012-11-07 07:03:38 PM
 
2012-11-07 07:03:56 PM
Best chocolate I could get in my local shops used to be lindt bittersweet with almonds. Naturally as it tasted very nice and was popular, they stopped selling it.

Can`t find it anywhere now.
 
2012-11-07 07:06:48 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Bittersweet chocolate is an excellent pairing with the sweet, sweet Republican tears that are flowing so readily today.


Huzzah!
 
2012-11-07 07:07:09 PM
4/13 -- Blame Someone Else Day

4/15 -- Rubber Eraser Day
 
2012-11-07 07:07:32 PM
Finally, a useless national holiday I can get behind.
 
2012-11-07 07:07:58 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'm still waiting on National Whatchamacallit Day... but to no avail.


Will this suffice?
6/22 -- National Chocolate Eclair Day
 
2012-11-07 07:09:14 PM
chocolate almonds with a dark beer is wonderful. makes me wish i still had teeth.
 
2012-11-07 07:10:39 PM

dready zim: Best chocolate I could get in my local shops used to be lindt bittersweet with almonds. Naturally as it tasted very nice and was popular, they stopped selling it.

Can`t find it anywhere now.


It`s late, sorry. I meant Cote D`or not Lindt.
 
2012-11-07 07:11:18 PM
This day sounds fat.
 
2012-11-07 07:11:39 PM
"Almond is also the name of the edible and widely cultivated see of this tree."

See?
 
2012-11-07 07:11:46 PM
media.lunch.com

Dinner is served
 
2012-11-07 07:11:48 PM

Banned on the Run: Will this suffice?
6/22 -- National Chocolate Eclair Day


Judges?

(suspenseful silence, followed by...)

*DING!*

We'll allow it!
 
2012-11-07 07:12:59 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: AbbeySomeone: I just had some organic dark chocolate with almonds and it was delicious.

That's hot.

With a comma to separate your two independent statements of fact.

Word.


Here's what New-Hem would say:

"Just speak, woman. Use short sentences. Quit embellishing. Word."

*)
 
2012-11-07 07:14:14 PM
Sometimes you feel like a nut.
 
2012-11-07 07:15:16 PM

L.D. Ablo: Sometimes you feel like a nut.


COUNTERPOINT: Sometimes, you don't.
 
2012-11-07 07:15:29 PM
Let me know when it's National Elect TheDavidTM to Congress Day, okay?
 
2012-11-07 07:17:27 PM
How about You're Trying Too Hard day?
 
2012-11-07 07:20:26 PM

ZzeusS: How about You're Trying Too Hard day?


Trying too hard?

The President of the United States of America, man.

Huzzah!
 
2012-11-07 07:22:20 PM

Indubitably: ZzeusS: How about You're Trying Too Hard day?

Trying too hard?

The President of the United States of America, man.

Huzzah!


Why not Bishop of Rome, i.e. God's chosen ruler of the entire planet Earth?

Or would I have to believe in God first?
 
2012-11-07 07:23:51 PM
I cant wait for "National subby's wife can suck your cock and swallow" day.

Or "National I'm sick and tired of everyday being some stupid day" day.
 
2012-11-07 07:28:21 PM
I liked National Chocolate with Almonds Day before it went all emo.
 
2012-11-07 07:29:12 PM

The One True TheDavid: Indubitably: ZzeusS: How about You're Trying Too Hard day?

Trying too hard?

The President of the United States of America, man.

Huzzah!

Why not Bishop of Rome, i.e. God's chosen ruler of the entire planet Earth?

Or would I have to believe in God first?


No, you'd have to live in America first.

America is America.

We must now work together to do the people's work squared. You have much to do, elected and incumbent. The people can't take much more intransigence. They won't take it. Please don't try them. Thank you.

Make peas.

*)
 
2012-11-07 07:30:12 PM

Robert1966: I liked National Chocolate with Almonds Day before it went all emo.


Um,
 
2012-11-07 07:30:25 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener


L.D. Ablo: Sometimes you feel like a nut.

COUNTERPOINT: Sometimes, you don't.


COCONUTPOINT: Both are tasty.
 
2012-11-07 07:33:15 PM

dready zim: "Almond is also the name of the edible and widely cultivated see of this tree."

See?


See.
See the tree.
See, tree see.
The tree is by the sea.
See the tree by the sea.
 
2012-11-07 07:34:30 PM

Gyrfalcon: dready zim: "Almond is also the name of the edible and widely cultivated see of this tree."

See?

See.
See the tree.
See, tree see.
The tree is by the sea.
See the tree by the sea.


*bow*
 
2012-11-07 07:35:15 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: COCONUTPOINT: Both are tasty.


SERIOUS POINT: Indeed. I won't shy away from coconut.

SILLY POINT: The Hall & Oates song "I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)" is that much better if one sings "I can't coconut" instead of "I can't go for that."
 
2012-11-07 07:36:31 PM

Gyrfalcon: dready zim: "Almond is also the name of the edible and widely cultivated see of this tree."

See?

See.
See the tree.
See, tree see.
The tree is by the sea.
See the tree by the sea.


How about:

See the tree still in the sea.

Sea rises.

*)
 
2012-11-07 07:37:26 PM
Ain't nobody got no time for dat!
 
2012-11-07 07:38:01 PM

RoyBatty: I like my chocolate the way I like my women - bittersweet and nuts


... preferably Fair Trade.
 
2012-11-07 07:38:48 PM

Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: dready zim: "Almond is also the name of the edible and widely cultivated see of this tree."

See?

See.
See the tree.
See, tree see.
The tree is by the sea.
See the tree by the sea.

How about:

See the tree still in the sea.

Sea rises.

*)


*edit*

"See the tree still in the rising sea."

Word.

*cut it*

Golden.
 
2012-11-07 07:40:15 PM
FTA: "With both Bittersweet Chocolate and Almonds having health benefits there is no reason why one should indulge in a little Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds on November 7th."

Agree.

Farkin' nuts ruin it.
 
2012-11-07 07:44:31 PM

crabsno termites: FTA: "With both Bittersweet Chocolate and Almonds having health benefits there is no reason why one should indulge in a little Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds on November 7th."

Agree.

Farkin' nuts ruin it.


Ruin what, crybaby?

Your party?
 
2012-11-07 07:45:30 PM

Indubitably: AbbeySomeone: I just had some organic dark chocolate with almonds and it was delicious.

That's hot.


I read that as "orgasmic".

That's hot.
 
2012-11-07 07:45:50 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener


SILLY POINT: The Hall & Oates song "I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)" is that much better if one sings "I can't coconut" instead of "I can't go for that."


COCOAPOINT: Ghirardelli makes very tasty stuff.

PS Thanks for the earworm, ya bastage! :-)
 
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