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(SeattlePI)   Lost in all the election coverage is the fact that Sasha and Malia probably won't be dating anyone for the next four years   (seattlepi.com) divider line 243
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2012-11-07 12:28:23 PM  
I'd keep an eye on the President's personal assistant if I were them.
 
2012-11-07 12:33:20 PM  
Yeah, there's a couple of Secret Service guys they've got their eyes on.
 
2012-11-07 12:34:01 PM  
Obama the Cockblocker.
 
2012-11-07 12:35:28 PM  

Demetrius: Yeah, there's a couple of Secret Service guys they've got their eyes on.


They can always ditch them in their bmw and run over a mexican lady.
 
2012-11-07 12:35:53 PM  
For dads, this wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing.
 
mjg
2012-11-07 12:36:04 PM  
'Homeland' would advise against it.
 
2012-11-07 12:36:18 PM  

Demetrius: Yeah, there's a couple of Secret Service guys they've got their eyes on.


Like the one that committed "suicide" a week or so ago?
 
2012-11-07 12:36:19 PM  
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2012-11-07 12:36:22 PM  

Nick Nostril: Obama the Cockblocker.


The Cockblocker in Chief.
 
2012-11-07 12:36:34 PM  
Two words: Secret Service.
 
2012-11-07 12:38:48 PM  
Aunt Esther won't allow it.
 
2012-11-07 12:38:50 PM  

Rindred: For dads, this wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing.


Amen to that.
 
2012-11-07 12:39:23 PM  

Joe Peanut: Two words: Secret Service.


Makes you wonder how secret that service is, amirite?
 
2012-11-07 12:40:03 PM  
My standard line whenever any of my friends daughters turn 11 that it's time to get a shotgun.

Obama just has to say "Son, I can make you disappear."
 
2012-11-07 12:40:34 PM  

Joe Peanut: Two words: Secret Service.


In other words, every dad's sick twisted dream for playing pranks on the poor kids?.
 
2012-11-07 12:43:34 PM  
Lets be fair here no sane young man would want to date the president's daughter. think about how messed up his life would become. Meeting her parents would be nosebleed inducing and the media attention would suck not to mention that it's not like you could take her out to the movies or anything without renting the whole theater.
 
2012-11-07 12:43:35 PM  
remember the Clintons? it was like they didn't have a child until they announced her wedding a few years ago. now, the Bush girls - that was some fine Texas two-steppin' right there.
 
2012-11-07 12:44:03 PM  

Joe Peanut: Two words: Secret Service.


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Two words: Ugly girls.
 
2012-11-07 12:44:40 PM  
So now that they're moving into their adolescence I expect to be hearing about how ugly they are from Drudge, Rush, etc, or as they refer to themselves, The Adults.
 
2012-11-07 12:44:44 PM  
Yeah, I'd think a 16 year old boy would have a difficult time sneaking in, at least.

Meet the parents intimidation level 11. Would you want to date a girl who's dad retained authority to eliminate, without trial or judge, citizens he has determined to be enemies of the USA?
 
2012-11-07 12:45:22 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Joe Peanut: Two words: Secret Service.

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Two words: Ugly girls.


Suck it, libs. The Adults are talking.
 
2012-11-07 12:46:05 PM  
One of them is 11 years old, for crying out loud. I guess I'm old fashioned, but someone who is a pre-teen really shouldn't be dating.

And no, Abe, they're not "ugly", they're normal. I think too many farkers like to insist everyone look like a supermodel. There's a huge spectrum between two paper bags and Victoria's Secret.
 
2012-11-07 12:46:08 PM  
Wasn't there an episode of The West Wing about this?
 
2012-11-07 12:47:07 PM  
I'd love it if they got knocked up. It's the perfect ghetto family then
 
2012-11-07 12:48:07 PM  

Joe Peanut: Two words: Secret Service.


Nah, better three words "Seal Team 6" But then I think that Seal Team 6 may be scared of Michelle
 
2012-11-07 12:48:44 PM  
Oh sure they will. I'm sure both of them will find good, white boys to spend time with.
 
2012-11-07 12:49:02 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Two words: Ugly girls.


They're not particularly ugly, but they are at an awkward age. The older one looks like she'd shape up nicely in a few years. You can never tell.
 
2012-11-07 12:49:28 PM  

Contents Under Pressure: And no, Abe, they're not "ugly", they're normal. I think too many farkers like to insist everyone look like a supermodel.


Well that's cause all farkers think they look like supermodels.
 
2012-11-07 12:50:48 PM  
Thank you, Daddy Namegoeshere, for never running for President.
 
2012-11-07 12:52:56 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: I'd love it if they got knocked up. It's the perfect ghetto family then


Obongo went to Harvard which is the most ghetto place because a ghetto is technically an isolated group of segregated people living together which is just like Harvard so really Obozo is ghetto.

Suck it, libs.
 
2012-11-07 12:52:59 PM  

Contents Under Pressure: One of them is 11 years old, for crying out loud. I guess I'm old fashioned, but someone who is a pre-teen really shouldn't be dating.


She'll be 15 when they leave office. Still young, in my parenting opinion, but kids do date at that age. Well, other kids do. Not these kids. Poor kids.
 
2012-11-07 12:53:13 PM  
Since the Secret Service can't have hookers anymore, maybe they could put the under some extra special protection.
 
2012-11-07 12:53:34 PM  
Whatevs. Malia has turned into a hottie

/ Sasha? Not so much
// having a seat
 
2012-11-07 12:54:07 PM  

Egoy3k: Lets be fair here no sane young man would want to date the president's daughter. think about how messed up his life would become. Meeting her parents would be nosebleed inducing and the media attention would suck not to mention that it's not like you could take her out to the movies or anything without renting the whole theater.


Actually renting the whole theater might be a good thing. I'm watching a farking movie. Stop talking and stop texting.
 
2012-11-07 12:54:29 PM  
H31N0US: They're not particularly ugly, but they are at an awkward age. The older one looks like she'd shape up nicely in a few years. You can never tell.

Yep. The absolute best girls in the world are the ones who weren't hot until they had a bit of seasoning on them. I can remember being 16, 17, 18 years old, and seeing a girl who all of a sudden had gone from plain Jane to Hottie McSexalot. Not only are those girls attractive (and they're the ones who STAY attractive), but they're also usually really nice.

I don't see the Obama girls becoming good looking, since neither parent is even remotely attractive, but like was said above, you can just never tell sometimes.
 
2012-11-07 12:56:17 PM  

Contents Under Pressure: One of them is 11 years old, for crying out loud. I guess I'm old fashioned, but someone who is a pre-teen really shouldn't be dating.

And no, Abe, they're not "ugly", they're normal. I think too many farkers like to insist everyone look like a supermodel. There's a huge spectrum between two paper bags and Victoria's Secret.


Secret Muslim remember - too old
 
2012-11-07 12:56:38 PM  

47 is the new 42: Egoy3k: Lets be fair here no sane young man would want to date the president's daughter. think about how messed up his life would become. Meeting her parents would be nosebleed inducing and the media attention would suck not to mention that it's not like you could take her out to the movies or anything without renting the whole theater.

Actually renting the whole theater might be a good thing. I'm watching a farking movie. Stop talking and stop texting.


There is a movie theater in the White House. Problem solved. Except, you know, President Daddy being right there.
 
2012-11-07 12:56:48 PM  
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It's happened before.
 
2012-11-07 12:59:13 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Joe Peanut: Two words: Secret Service.

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Two words: Ugly girls.


Lol. Still sinking in, is it? Sorry, we won't have blone haired, blue-eyed kids in the WH for at least the next four years. Deal with it.
 
Ehh
2012-11-07 01:00:19 PM  
Could make for a wacky sitcom. Older daughter starts dating a Republican, younger one is jealous for attention and starts acting out by slipping well-crafted "nuke Burma" memos into her dad's briefcase. Little bratty neighbor boy breaks a window of the White House and finds out what the basement interrogation room looks like.
 
2012-11-07 01:00:29 PM  
i253.photobucket.comAs a kid I had a huge crush on Amy Carter. She was such an uber-dork.I loved that she would always insist on being photographed with her hilariously named siamese cat, Misty Malarky Ying Yang. She seemed so earnest and interesting to me.
 
2012-11-07 01:01:03 PM  

thisiszombocom: Whatevs. Malia has turned into a hottie

/ Sasha? Not so much
// having a seat


Yup once she has reached the age of consent have her bathed and brought to my chambers.

/Anyone know what the movie on the flight is?
 
2012-11-07 01:04:28 PM  

Ehh: Could make for a wacky sitcom. Older daughter starts dating a Republican, younger one is jealous for attention and starts acting out by slipping well-crafted "nuke Burma" memos into her dad's briefcase. Little bratty neighbor boy breaks a window of the White House and finds out what the basement interrogation room looks like.


I'd watch that.
 
2012-11-07 01:08:09 PM  
Not my type, but whatevs. I'd have bigger things to worry about:

1) The Secret Service. Most boyfriends have enough to worry about with one guy who may or may not have a gun and can't watch all the time. Their boyfriends will be dealing with ten guys who most definitely have guns, and can watch all the time (and are being paid quite well to do just that).
2) The paparazzi. You will be caught, Dad will find out, and this will happen in the most embarrassing possible way.
 
2012-11-07 01:09:37 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Joe Peanut: Two words: Secret Service.



Two words: Ugly girls.


Don't be a dick.

If the world could just follow that rule.
We could have nice things.
 
2012-11-07 01:13:49 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Joe Peanut: Two words: Secret Service.



Two words: Ugly girls.


How does it feel to be you?
 
2012-11-07 01:13:51 PM  
I think that wins the Pointless Fluff Piece During Election Week Award.
 
2012-11-07 01:14:38 PM  

namegoeshere: Contents Under Pressure: One of them is 11 years old, for crying out loud. I guess I'm old fashioned, but someone who is a pre-teen really shouldn't be dating.

She'll be 15 when they leave office. Still young, in my parenting opinion, but kids do date at that age. Well, other kids do. Not these kids. Poor kids.


She should be pregnant and on welfare by that time with the babby daddy no where in sight.
 
2012-11-07 01:14:52 PM  

TheMysticS: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Joe Peanut: Two words: Secret Service.



Two words: Ugly girls.

Don't be a dick.

If the world could just follow that rule.
We could have nice things.


Sigh, yeah, and from a fav too. And as a rule I unfavorite people who act like dicks. Sad to see less green again on Fark.
 
2012-11-07 01:15:43 PM  

Contents Under Pressure: One of them is 11 years old, for crying out loud. I guess I'm old fashioned, but someone who is a pre-teen really shouldn't be dating.

And no, Abe, they're not "ugly", they're normal. I think too many farkers like to insist everyone look like a supermodel. There's a huge spectrum between two paper bags and Victoria's Secret.


I for one am just glad they will have free birth control
 
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