GhostFish: This is like the Judgment of Solomon.Except Solomon isn't suggesting that the baby be cut in half.Instead, the two women are tearing the baby in half with their bare hands. So maybe it's not like the Judgment of Solomon after all.
Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: justtray:Name one thing, other than smugness, that Apple has been truly innovative with. They've never been the first to bring a given technology to market, and they have a long history of failing to adapt even basic features their competitors have until years later. FFS, the only reason Apple even still exists today is because Microsoft gave them a shiat-ton of money in the 90s. But I'm sure you're too busy sucking on Jobs' zombie wang to be aware of any of that.
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