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(Sun Sentinel)   Giddy-up and go to jail. Drunk dude tried to shoot horse that bucked him. Horse:1; Sharpshooter: 0   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 37
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2012-11-07 09:56:01 AM
arch.413chan.net

When I bucks somebody, they stay bucked.
 
2012-11-07 10:20:11 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-07 12:58:24 PM
Hold on, Wilbur. Let's not be so hasty. - Mr. Ed
 
2012-11-07 01:06:25 PM
Lonnie just a pawn in the game of life.
 
2012-11-07 01:08:18 PM
Obligatory
Link
 
2012-11-07 01:08:47 PM
jstacer.myweb.uga.edu
 
2012-11-07 01:13:45 PM
Subby: I think giddy up and go to the pokey was funnier. If you're going to rip off TFA don't remove the silliest word!

/although I can't say why I think pokey is a hilarious word for jail. It just is.
 
2012-11-07 01:16:27 PM

Horse:1; Sharpshooter: 0


MORE LIKE DULLSHOOTER, AMIRITE??
 
2012-11-07 01:22:00 PM
Should have tried punching it instead. Worked for Mongo.
 
2012-11-07 01:24:42 PM
www.theglobaldispatch.com
 
2012-11-07 01:27:46 PM
Ponies made an appearance before Buford Tannen.

Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2012-11-07 01:29:46 PM

TofuTheAlmighty: Ponies made an appearance before Buford Tannen.

Fark, I am disappoint.


Thems mighty strong words runt.
 
2012-11-07 01:30:57 PM
cache.ohinternet.com

Shot by horse.
 
2012-11-07 01:32:49 PM
Could have been worse...

tvmedia.ign.com
 
2012-11-07 01:34:22 PM

probesport: [jstacer.myweb.uga.edu image 717x386]


Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: You owe me money, blacksmith.
Doc: How do ya figure?
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: My horse threw a shoe. And seein' as you was the one that done the shoein', I say that makes you responsible.
Doc: Well, since you never paid me for the job, I say that makes us even!
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Wrong! See I was *on* my horse when it threw the shoe and I got throwed *off*! And *that* caused me to bust a perfectly good bottle of fine Kentucky red-eye. So, the way I figure it, blacksmith, you owe me five dollars for the whiskey and $75 for the horse.
Marty McFly: [hoarsely] That's the $80.
Doc: Look! If your horse threw a shoe, bring him back and I'll reshoe him!
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: I done shot that horse!
 
2012-11-07 01:37:42 PM
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www.rowthree.com
 
2012-11-07 01:39:15 PM
Bucked him? No, he probably just fell off. Take guns away from morons like that.
 
2012-11-07 01:41:38 PM

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I see what you did there...
 
2012-11-07 01:42:01 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-11-07 01:45:04 PM
cdn-images.hollywood.com

Did he donkey punch her?
 
2012-11-07 01:47:48 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-07 01:58:50 PM
The 64-year-old Chiefland man, who was armed with a 40-caliber pistol, allegedly became enraged and began to fire bullets aimed at the horse.

This guy sounds like a sociopath. Exile him to Mexico.
 
2012-11-07 02:01:09 PM
Giddy up now Deon
 
2012-11-07 02:04:13 PM

ongbok: Giddy up now Deon


Let me try that again.

Giddy up now Deon.
 
2012-11-07 02:08:13 PM
Is FARK choking on a dick right now or is it just me...?
 
2012-11-07 02:15:35 PM
v028o.popscreen.com
 
2012-11-07 02:19:20 PM

crab66: Is FARK choking on a dick right now or is it just me...?


Nope, I've had problems all day.
 
2012-11-07 02:20:30 PM

probesport: Thems mighty strong words runt.


You should be grateful I only do my killin' before breakfast.
 
2012-11-07 03:10:48 PM

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Apparently not while drunk
 
2012-11-07 03:12:35 PM

crab66: Is FARK choking on a dick right now or is it just me...?


Day after the election. Atleast we're not beerspilling all the damn time like last night.
www.dailyfundose.net
 
2012-11-07 03:25:40 PM
I'll have the.....ummmm, the vodka infused Lonnie sounds interesting. Let's go with that.
 
2012-11-07 03:52:18 PM

blatz514: crab66: Is FARK choking on a dick right now or is it just me...?

Nope, I've had problems all day.


It was a rough night. Their seatbelts are still wrapped around their necks.
 
2012-11-07 04:05:32 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: crab66: Is FARK choking on a dick right now or is it just me...?

Day after the election. Atleast we're not beerspilling all the damn time like last night.
[www.dailyfundose.net image 349x412]


That guy's balls are showing. Looks like a wad of gum.
 
2012-11-07 04:44:58 PM

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Came for this reference. Leaving now. I am satisfied.
 
2012-11-07 06:43:12 PM
i303.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-07 06:44:37 PM
Horse:1; Sharpshooter: 0

You should have known better, Bret Hart.
 
2012-11-07 07:10:07 PM
Bob Dylan was right.

^bow^

*bow-squared*
 
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