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(Salon)   The twenty biggest sore losers of last night's election. Yes, there were nineteen people just as awful as Donald Trump   (salon.com) divider line 194
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2012-11-07 09:27:38 AM
i194.photobucket.com

This would also be a great time to own a prostitution service that specializes in queefing prostitutes who have sex with men who can't help farting during sex so they can only sleep with someone whose queefs block out the noise from their farts. Lol.
 
2012-11-07 09:36:25 AM
Winners: Barack Obama, Saul Alinsky, Nate Silver, Bayes, Jay Pharaoh, Lee Miringoff. Losers: Me, America.
- John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) November 7, 2012



Jordan Peele Obama > Jay Pharoah Obama
 
2012-11-07 09:36:51 AM
Twitter? Considering I'm from the Houston suburbs, you should have seen my Facebook Newsfeed. It was magnificent...and it is still going on.
 
2012-11-07 09:39:55 AM
I love how Nate Silver has become The Enemy because... his statistical models were accurate. What the fark?

And have any of these assholes ever read Saul Alinsky? Or were aware of his existence before Obama ran for office? Or can actually explain any relationship between the two? Or can explain why he's so bad? Or explain what he did at all?
 
2012-11-07 10:10:08 AM
Losers: Me, America.
- John Podhoretz


Well, you're half right John.
 
2012-11-07 10:16:01 AM
I really, really want to see Victoria Jackson on TV right now.
 
2012-11-07 10:20:38 AM

Bloody William: And have any of these assholes ever read Saul Alinsky?


No.

Bloody William: Or were aware of his existence before Obama ran for office?


Possibly.

Bloody William: Or can actually explain any relationship between the two?


Factually? No.

Bloody William: Or can explain why he's so bad? Or explain what he did at all?


All they know is he helped people and that's bad.
 
2012-11-07 10:23:42 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I really, really want to see Victoria Jackson on TV right now.


She's probably still crying.
 
2012-11-07 10:33:17 AM
I had a full meltdown on facebook this morning.
 
2012-11-07 10:36:03 AM
Dear President Obama's Team: Thanks at least for not making us have to stay up all night.
- Erick Erickson (@EWErickson) November 7, 2012


I dunno. That one's not all that bad.


Bloody William: I love how Nate Silver has become The Enemy because... his statistical models were accurate. What the fark?


He will be The Friend as soon as his model shows them winning again.
 
2012-11-07 10:37:25 AM
And yet, Romney exited the stage with grace and poise.

LEARN FROM HIM, YOU IDIOTS

/will never happen
 
2012-11-07 10:40:20 AM

GAT_00: Mr. Coffee Nerves: I really, really want to see Victoria Jackson on TV right now.

She's probably still crying.


That or she's in a hospital burn ward after Patton Oswalt's smackdown.
 
2012-11-07 10:48:01 AM
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2012-11-07 10:53:35 AM

GAT_00: Bloody William: And have any of these assholes ever read Saul Alinsky?

No.

Bloody William: Or were aware of his existence before Obama ran for office?

Possibly.

Bloody William: Or can actually explain any relationship between the two?

Factually? No.

Bloody William: Or can explain why he's so bad? Or explain what he did at all?

All they know is he helped people and that's bad.


Every time I hear conservatives invoke Saul Alinsky, it reminds me of Party members in 1984 talking about Emmanuel Goldstein.
 
2012-11-07 11:04:47 AM

sweetmelissa31: [i194.photobucket.com image 411x147]

This would also be a great time to own a prostitution service that specializes in queefing prostitutes who have sex with men who can't help farting during sex so they can only sleep with someone whose queefs block out the noise from their farts. Lol.


Aw yeah John, fart on my vagina aww yeaahhhhh
 
2012-11-07 11:44:54 AM

Sybarite: Winners: Barack Obama, Saul Alinsky, Nate Silver, Bayes, Jay Pharaoh, Lee Miringoff. Losers: Me, America.
- John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) November 7, 2012


Jordan Peele Obama > Jay Pharoah Obama


God damn I love that show.
 
2012-11-07 11:54:04 AM
I REALLY like the one about the mass emigration to Texas. It would be AMAZING if all the right wing loons started moving and concentrating themselves in one state.
 
2012-11-07 11:54:12 AM

xanadian: And yet, Romney exited the stage with grace and poise.

LEARN FROM HIM, YOU IDIOTS

/will never happen


As long as he exits.

The best thing about today is that I will never have to hear from or about that guy or his snotty wife ever again.
 
2012-11-07 11:55:24 AM

Bloody William: I love how Nate Silver has become The Enemy because... his statistical models were accurate. What the fark?


I think it's an assumption of backdoor-bandwagoning. In other words, the GOP crybabies that go after Silver are thinking that Silver's reports and models aren't reflecting reality but helping shape it. Certain types of people want to vote for the guy who will win.

/Backdoor-bandwagoning is the name of my Village People cover band
 
2012-11-07 11:55:55 AM

WorldCitizen: I REALLY like the one about the mass emigration to Texas. It would be AMAZING if all the right wing loons started moving and concentrating themselves in one state.


Especially since they'll soon find their neighbors are an exponentially increasing population of Messicans they've spent the past 8 years demonizing.

/Texas will be purple in 10 years
 
2012-11-07 11:57:01 AM

SlothB77: I had a full meltdown on facebook this morning.


Mine wasn't too bad. Mostly old high school people and my brother's mother-in-law. I tried to ask what exact Obama policies they were against in his first term and what specifically and exactly they feared from the next term. All I got bunch was a bunch of gut feeling derp with no actual facts, policies, statistics or sources. Standard.
 
2012-11-07 11:57:39 AM
This one didn't seem so bad:

@EWErickson
Dear President Obama's Team: Thanks at least for not making us have to stay up all night.
6 Nov 12
 
2012-11-07 11:58:14 AM

sweetmelissa31: [i194.photobucket.com image 411x147]

This would also be a great time to own a prostitution service that specializes in queefing prostitutes who have sex with men who can't help farting during sex so they can only sleep with someone whose queefs block out the noise from their farts. Lol.


LOL indeed.
 
2012-11-07 12:00:46 PM

Bloody William: I love how Nate Silver has become The Enemy because... his statistical models were accurate. What the fark?

And have any of these assholes ever read Saul Alinsky? Or were aware of his existence before Obama ran for office? Or can actually explain any relationship between the two? Or can explain why he's so bad? Or explain what he did at all?


It isn't that there is anything wrong with Sliver himself, it is all the stupid libs that point to him as if his predictions have any actual relevance/value at all.

That makes sense right?
 
2012-11-07 12:07:43 PM
I posted this in another thread but it's more appropriate here:

i8.photobucket.com 

You're disgusted at your brothers and sisters of faith? How very Christian of you, Victoria.
 
2012-11-07 12:09:49 PM
Eighteen, subby. They gave The Donald two slots.
 
2012-11-07 12:09:55 PM
Deliciousness:

"Conservatism didn't lose last night, it's just impossible to beat Santa Claus," Limbaugh said to open this a.m.

/on Mitt: "not the optimal candidate but he's a fine man."
 
2012-11-07 12:10:10 PM
David Limbaugh @DavidLimbaugh

We also don't know 4 sure that the public is as pathetically wrongheaded as it appears. It really could be they rely on a corrupt media


If anyone knows about corrupt media misleading Americans, it's the Limbaugh family.
 
2012-11-07 12:10:10 PM
i194.photobucket.com
Isn't that always the case whenever a Democrat is elected? Every time one is elected as President, they think that the sky is falling.
 
2012-11-07 12:10:12 PM
I probably would have voted republican if they had been able to seperate some kind of fiscally responsible platform from insane evangelical horse shiat.
 
2012-11-07 12:10:32 PM
meh, just mostly crying about the liebral-leftist-lamestream-driveby-media-conspiracy... not sure how this is different than any other day.
 
2012-11-07 12:10:34 PM
Alinsky?
 
2012-11-07 12:11:05 PM
Listening to Rush today, for the LULZ -

His main argument, I shiat you negatory, is 'It's hard to beat Santa Clause'. Yes...the GOP cataclysmic implosion..because Romney was all about traditional America, and Obama was Santa Clause.
 
2012-11-07 12:11:50 PM
4.)

OH, SICK BURN!

// dahell was up with numbers being skipped?
// were those from the phantom Republicans that were supposed to win Minnesota for Romney?
 
2012-11-07 12:11:55 PM

Crewmannumber6: I probably would have voted republican if they had been able to seperate some kind of fiscally responsible platform from insane evangelical horse shiat.


For that to happen, they would need to get a fiscally responsible platform first.
 
2012-11-07 12:12:29 PM

WorldCitizen: I REALLY like the one about the mass emigration to Texas. It would be AMAZING if all the right wing loons started moving and concentrating themselves in one state.


Hush, you.

My property taxes are already insane, we can't afford what it would cost to build defensive fortifications around Travis County.
 
2012-11-07 12:13:04 PM

Crewmannumber6: I probably would have voted republican if they had been able to seperate some kind of fiscally responsible platform from insane evangelical horse shiat.


This!!


Plus i got into a FB battle over how this is how Obama will take over with his Obamacare. Mind you this person is VERY religious....i simply put on her page that i dont remember Jesus saying to the lepers....you have a pre-existing condition sorry.. I damn near caused a riot with her even more religious family. I felt warm and fuzzy though
 
2012-11-07 12:13:08 PM
I decided to write a thanks to all the MI Prop 2 volunteers who I saw work their cold butts off yesterday - for months and months really - on Craigslist. They were freaking sweet and awesome at the 20 or so poll locations my coworkers and I were.


So I did. Then I looked at the rest of the rants and raves. Holy crap that was scary.

Feel free to actually GTFO of the US before the Obama apocalypse comes, douchebags.
 
2012-11-07 12:14:02 PM
I said it in the West thread but this seems relevant in this one too:

When you wake up to hearing that the American people have decided against rape as a political policy, that working classes should be represented, that prohibition is stupid, that equality should be for all people regardless and that we have another 4 years of an improving, worthwhile growth as a nation; it renews your faith in the people and this country. It's morning in America and I couldn't be happier.

Good morning, America. I missed you.
 
2012-11-07 12:14:20 PM
Has Coulter been strangely quiet last night and today or am I just missing it?
 
2012-11-07 12:14:51 PM
Sheldon Adelson and the Penis twins, er, Koch brothers, dumped hundreds of millions into this, with absolutely no tangible results. that's got to sting.
 
2012-11-07 12:15:15 PM
Also, t

Crewmannumber6: I probably would have voted republican if they had been able to seperate some kind of fiscally responsible platform from insane evangelical horse shiat.


That would need to involve them actually having a fiscally responsible platform. All the have is a fiscally "conservative" platform, with insane evangelical horse shiat tacked on.

/Fiscal conservatism and fiscal responsibility are not the same thing.
 
2012-11-07 12:15:23 PM

THX 1138: I posted this in another thread but it's more appropriate here:

 

You're disgusted at your brothers and sisters of faith? How very Christian of you, Victoria.


Awesome. Beautiful. Thank you for sharing. I want to grind your post up and brew something with it.
 
2012-11-07 12:16:03 PM

BeatrixK: His main argument, I shiat you negatory, is 'It's hard to beat Santa Clause'.


also known as the middle class and poor voting for their own financial interests instead of those as rich as Rash Limbaugh.
 
2012-11-07 12:16:23 PM

sweetmelissa31: [i194.photobucket.com image 411x147]

This would also be a great time to own a prostitution service that specializes in queefing prostitutes who have sex with men who can't help farting during sex so they can only sleep with someone whose queefs block out the noise from their farts. Lol.


how did you come up with this? I just googled this, with no results. How did this image appear in your mind? I have to know.
 
2012-11-07 12:16:27 PM

GAT_00: Bloody William: And have any of these assholes ever read Saul Alinsky?

No.


Maybe some of them did, after Dick Armey gave them Alinsky's book and told them to use it as a guide for how to agitate.
 
2012-11-07 12:16:44 PM

henryhill: Has Coulter been strangely quiet last night and today or am I just missing it?


hopefully he killed himself.
 
2012-11-07 12:17:24 PM

henryhill: Has Coulter been strangely quiet last night and today or am I just missing it?


She pulled her Adam's apple.
 
2012-11-07 12:17:26 PM
Oh god, its even better than I thought. I doubt they will admit there was anything wrong with their thinking or actions though.
 
2012-11-07 12:17:28 PM

THX 1138: I posted this in another thread but it's more appropriate here:

[i8.photobucket.com image 508x107] 

You're disgusted at your brothers and sisters of faith? How very Christian of you, Victoria.


These are the same people who preach that this is a Christian nation and in the next sentence yell, "fark you, I got mine!"
 
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