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(The Atlantic)   1 in 3 men cannot see their weener, which about matches the number that want to   (theatlantic.com) divider line 250
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2012-11-07 10:10:52 AM  
Geez, subby. Don't be a dick about.
 
2012-11-07 10:17:59 AM  
That statistic seems a little small to me.
 
2012-11-07 10:26:09 AM  
i89.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-07 10:45:27 AM  
dtdstudios.com
 
2012-11-07 11:59:52 AM  
i can see mine very very well
 
2012-11-07 12:02:06 PM  
Well that explains the piss on the floor, walls, esentially anywhere but the toilet. I always wondered how that happened in an office. I can understand bars with drunks trying to hit anything, but sober people should be able to aim. But if you can only see the target and not the gun that might be an issue.
 
2012-11-07 12:02:11 PM  

Freakin Rican: i can see mine very very well


Put on some damn pants already.
 
2012-11-07 12:02:39 PM  
Are the other two men eager to see a penis?
 
2012-11-07 12:03:11 PM  
I HAVE to keep an eye on mine, otherwise I'd be stepping on it all the time.
 
2012-11-07 12:03:20 PM  
I can't see mine.

/not fat
//dammit
 
2012-11-07 12:03:26 PM  

DerAppie: Freakin Rican: i can see mine very very well

Put on some damn pants already.


they are on. its coming out the bottom of my pants leg.......lol


not
 
2012-11-07 12:03:35 PM  
So, 2/3 of men are not wearing pants????
 
2012-11-07 12:03:50 PM  

DerAppie: Freakin Rican: i can see mine very very well

Put on some damn pants already.


It's too damn early for pants. Unless you work, then it's awkward to walk around the office pants-less.
 
2012-11-07 12:05:04 PM  
but but but...I wear mormon underwear.
 
2012-11-07 12:05:56 PM  
They still project that it's down there, even with 0% of it reporting.
 
2012-11-07 12:06:04 PM  
Umm, why is there a picture of a snowman?
 
2012-11-07 12:06:27 PM  
Eddie Murphy didn't expect to see "her" penis. Remember that incident?
 
2012-11-07 12:06:43 PM  
So how fat I am now depends on how cold the room is?
 
2012-11-07 12:07:03 PM  
It's because I'm Asian, OK? Not because I'm fat. It's because I'm Asian! (sobs) It's because I'm Asian...   
 
2012-11-07 12:07:19 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-07 12:07:32 PM  
WTF, shouldn't that be one of those things where you get shocked into changing your behavior. The day you can no longer see your manhood.
 
2012-11-07 12:08:14 PM  
No WIENERS tag? Come on now.
 
2012-11-07 12:08:25 PM  
what bothers me is the wife made it clear she has no interest in seeing the penis about 10 years ago. i'm so lonely.
 
2012-11-07 12:09:15 PM  
I wish I couldn't see mine. It's always telling me what to do.
 
2012-11-07 12:09:24 PM  
That is why I workout everyday.

/has to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2012-11-07 12:10:11 PM  
c810354.r54.cf2.rackcdn.com
 
2012-11-07 12:10:25 PM  

hundreddollarman: It's because I'm Asian, OK? Not because I'm fat. It's because I'm Asian! (sobs) It's because I'm Asian...


there there.....ill take care of the asian women for you!! thats what friends do for each other



fiance is asian
 
2012-11-07 12:10:32 PM  
Time to post these:
Me:
i29.photobucket.com

Oh I can see my weener just fine....now my ballsack.....

img19.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-07 12:10:39 PM  
I don't need to see it, only the other people on the bus need to.
 
2012-11-07 12:10:57 PM  
U HAZ NO MIRROR?
 
2012-11-07 12:11:07 PM  

KrispyKritter: what bothers me is the wife made it clear she has no interest in seeing the penis about 10 years ago. i'm so lonely.


Yeah, I didn't know that about marriage until after the fact.

/Scotch helps
 
2012-11-07 12:11:18 PM  

hundreddollarman: It's because I'm Asian, OK? Not because I'm fat. It's because I'm Asian! (sobs) It's because I'm Asian...


i101.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-07 12:11:52 PM  

Headso: WTF, shouldn't that be one of those things where you get shocked into changing your behavior. The day you can no longer see your manhood.


I feel fat if I'm running and can feel anything jiggle. My wife (who is pregnant) is getting really tired of hearing me complain that I'm fat.
 
2012-11-07 12:12:41 PM  

Phony_Soldier: That is why I workout everyday.

/has to be at the gym in 26 minutes.


If you get to the point that you can't see it when you look down, it's time to lay off the junk food and get a little exercise.
 
2012-11-07 12:13:08 PM  
Aroused?

I'm pretty sure I can see it, but mostly I go off feel so...
 
2012-11-07 12:13:13 PM  

blatz514: Umm, why is there a picture of a snowman?


I think it's Dr Sarah.
At least the gloves seem familiar anyway
 
2012-11-07 12:13:57 PM  

DoBeDoBeDo: Well that explains the piss on the floor, walls, esentially anywhere but the toilet. I always wondered how that happened in an office. I can understand bars with drunks trying to hit anything, but sober people should be able to aim. But if you can only see the target and not the gun that might be an issue.


I do not aim with my eye;
He who aims with his eye has forgotten the face of his father.
I aim with my hand.
I do not shoot with my hand;
He who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I shoot with my mind.
 
2012-11-07 12:16:29 PM  
I just sling it on my shoulder like a Continental soldier
 
2012-11-07 12:17:39 PM  
I'm more concerned on what mine feels like than what it looks like.
 
2012-11-07 12:18:04 PM  
my penis. let me show you it.
 
2012-11-07 12:19:27 PM  

Headso: WTF, shouldn't that be one of those things where you get shocked into changing your behavior. The day you can no longer see your manhood.


One would think. Apparently not, though

Suflig: DoBeDoBeDo: Well that explains the piss on the floor, walls, esentially anywhere but the toilet. I always wondered how that happened in an office. I can understand bars with drunks trying to hit anything, but sober people should be able to aim. But if you can only see the target and not the gun that might be an issue.

I do not aim with my eye;
He who aims with his eye has forgotten the face of his father.
I aim with my hand.
I do not shoot with my hand;
He who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I shoot with my mind.


Solid Dark Tower reference
 
2012-11-07 12:20:54 PM  

Fano: I just sling it on my shoulder like a Continental soldier


I tie mine in a bow like an Eskimo.
 
2012-11-07 12:21:09 PM  
Insecurity in five...four...three...
 
2012-11-07 12:21:36 PM  
Find your penis, one dollar! Find your penis, one dollar!

/couldn't find the right pic of Stewie Griffin
 
2012-11-07 12:21:49 PM  
I can't see mine right now when I look down...'cuz it's in your mom's mouth.
 
2012-11-07 12:22:01 PM  
I'm so glad i have 6 pack abs and a 2 foot pecker, i will never have this problem.
 
2012-11-07 12:22:32 PM  
i guess i'll hang out in the penis thread today. politics thread kind of sucks.
 
2012-11-07 12:23:37 PM  

Headso: WTF, shouldn't that be one of those things where you get shocked into changing your behavior. The day you can no longer see your manhood.


It no doubt creeps up slowly, but yeah that is a real bellwether moment for any man. "I know it is still there but damn if I can't spot it." Seriously, that needs to be a "I'm throwing down this cheesesteak and going for a long, long walk NOW."

wambu: I'm more concerned on what mine feels like than what it looks like.


I can't imagine that a shed of such magnitude over the tool is going to have a positive effect on getting either women to want to feel it nor physically able to get it that close to the important zones.
 
2012-11-07 12:23:50 PM  

colon_pow: i guess i'll hang out in the penis thread today. politics thread kind of sucks.


Liar, there are plenty of dicks in the politics threads.
 
2012-11-07 12:24:59 PM  

CygnusDarius: DerAppie: Freakin Rican: i can see mine very very well

Put on some damn pants already.

It's too damn early for pants. Unless you work, then it's awkward to walk around the office pants-less.


Considering that it is 17:24 here I declare your argument irrelevant.

/your timezone is inferior
 
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