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(Reuters)   Rihanna unveils duet with Chris Brown, complete lack of understanding of the English language   (reuters.com) divider line 34
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2012-11-07 11:56:25 AM  
I bet it's gonna be a hit...
 
2012-11-07 11:58:51 AM  
A black eye for the music industry.
 
2012-11-07 12:06:17 PM  
She's got a huge melon but a great ass. Perhaps a barrage of pictures of said ass will help clear up my confusion
 
2012-11-07 12:11:58 PM  
Maybe the song is about how all pop music is really a business made up of "nobodies"? Or maybe she just hates the English language/has to pander to the painfully stupid people that enjoy her "music".
 
2012-11-07 12:13:35 PM  
Girl needs have some sense knocked into her.
 
2012-11-07 12:15:32 PM  
Is that 'duet' or is it a typo for 'duel'?
 
2012-11-07 12:15:42 PM  
I'd hit it.
 
2012-11-07 12:18:39 PM  
They haven't done "duets" in 20 years. The music industry is confused by what was once a common concept. Now, they can't do squat without it "featuring" someone else. It'll be "Chris Brown f/Rihanna" on his album and "Rihanna f/Chris Brown" on hers.

//and she sounds like a nasally narwhal.
 
2012-11-07 12:26:33 PM  
My neighbor used to beat his dog, that dumb biatch would always come back too.
 
2012-11-07 12:40:24 PM  

Onkel Buck: My neighbor used to beat his dog, that dumb biatch would always come back too.


THIS.
 
2012-11-07 12:59:32 PM  
When is she just going to tell him to beat it?
 
2012-11-07 01:03:32 PM  
Back in the days
www3.pictures.zimbio.com
assaulting you girlfriend actually meant something



2.bp.blogspot.com: Bada-tish
 
2012-11-07 01:05:36 PM  
Stop singing and do porn already
 
2012-11-07 01:10:48 PM  
This reconciliation
images.theage.com.au
gave me cancer
 
 
2012-11-07 01:28:55 PM  
Side A:

1. "Fark Y'all"
2. "This is MY life"
3. "Shiat yeah"
4. "Pon de Replay II: Hit Me Up"
5. "Love Hurts"
6. "Unapologetic"

Side B: Skrillex-produced remixes of side A
 
2012-11-07 01:36:44 PM  

Cletus C.: A black eye for the music industry.


O_o
 
2012-11-07 01:52:17 PM  
Way to lower your standards.

/I will never understand why this shiat happens
 
2012-11-07 01:52:32 PM  
Bwhahaha - this is exactly why nice guys finish last.
 
2012-11-07 01:57:53 PM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: Bwhahaha - this is exactly why nice guys finish last.


*grumble* *grumble* *grumble* .
 
2012-11-07 02:16:42 PM  

CygnusDarius: Way to lower your standards.

/I will never understand why this shiat happens


GIS "chris brown naked"

I'm not saying I approve of it, but I can understand it.
 
2012-11-07 02:26:03 PM  
If she can forgive him, why can't we?
 
2012-11-07 02:28:31 PM  
So I guess when he beats the crap out of her again, we can just say, Hey, it's none of our business, and completely ignore her. Apologetically.

IamPatSajak:
GIS "chris brown naked"
I'm not saying I approve of it, but I can understand it.


No thank you. There is no amount of naked skin that makes him worth looking at. I'm not a GUY.
 
2012-11-07 03:06:02 PM  
 
2012-11-07 03:33:04 PM  
She had all my sympathy the first time. Now when this dippy biatch gets put in a farking coma you just watch how many farks I give.
 
2012-11-07 03:40:06 PM  

cryinoutloud: So I guess when he beats the crap out of her again, we can just say, Hey, it's none of our business, and completely ignore her. Apologetically.

IamPatSajak:
GIS "chris brown naked"
I'm not saying I approve of it, but I can understand it.

No thank you. There is no amount of naked skin that makes him worth looking at. I'm not a GUY.


Breezy is 'blessed'. Rih Rih is a size queen. Karreuche was a cover for them fking all along.
 
2012-11-07 03:48:12 PM  
if someone lets you on stage as a brother or sister you're making coin. no talent required. comedian, actor, singer, whatever. show up, get on stage, enjoy the applause. go cash your check.
 
2012-11-07 05:53:43 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Breezy is 'blessed'. Rih Rih is a size queen. Karreuche was a cover for them fking all along.


I kind of liked her for the very same attitude she's giving here--she doesn't give a fark what anyone thinks. But as a veteran of a few abusive relationships myself, there's no way I can give her props for this. She's not only back with him, she's throwing it in everybody's face, guaranteeing that no one is going to give her an ounce of sympathy when he beats on her some more.

Maybe she'll grow up. It's like the guy I saw on Cheaters the other night--22 years old, discovered that his fiancee was cheating on him with his best friend of many years. The guy was a complete tool, but the look on his face when his cheatin' ho took off with the other guy--you had to feel for him, getting such a lesson about how much it all sucks at such an early age.

Rihanna's going to have to learn the hard way, I guess.
 
2012-11-07 06:18:20 PM  

WhippingBoy: If she can forgive him, why can't we?


who had hte war on women again?

cryinoutloud: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Breezy is 'blessed'. Rih Rih is a size queen. Karreuche was a cover for them fking all along.

I kind of liked her for the very same attitude she's giving here--she doesn't give a fark what anyone thinks. But as a veteran of a few abusive relationships myself, there's no way I can give her props for this. She's not only back with him, she's throwing it in everybody's face, guaranteeing that no one is going to give her an ounce of sympathy when he beats on her some more.

/CSB

Maybe she'll grow up. It's like the guy I saw on Cheaters the other night--22 years old, discovered that his fiancee was cheating on him with his best friend of many years. The guy was a complete tool, but the look on his face when his cheatin' ho took off with the other guy--you had to feel for him, getting such a lesson about how much it all sucks at such an early age.

Rihanna's going to have to learn the hard way, I guess.


A lot of that show is staged. I knew the guy in the episode where he was cheating on his girlfriend, who was in a wheelchair, with her best friend. When actually the girl he was cheating with was his real girlfriend. His girlfriend was friends with someone on the show and they contrived the whole episode because they needed footage.
 
2012-11-07 07:31:55 PM  

WhippingBoy: If she can forgive him, why can't we?


Because he has continued to be a hateful, remorseless ass.

More succinctly, because Chris Brown.
 
2012-11-07 09:43:01 PM  
Absolutely no surprise to me. I guess she's still willing to work double time covering up for him. All he needs is love. True love. *Ufda
 
2012-11-07 09:50:41 PM  
thejasminebrand.com

RIP Dumbass 
 
2012-11-07 10:09:52 PM  
I'll just take a guess at what Rihanna's hobbies are

www.psychosexual.com
 
2012-11-08 01:07:00 AM  

Tommy Moo: She had all my sympathy the first time. Now when this dippy biatch gets put in a farking coma you just watch how many farks I give.


Pretty much this. Now all I want to do is punch her in the face for being so stupid until I remember she'd like that.
 
2012-11-09 10:51:46 AM  
I'm not a sharp knees kinda guy, but that biatch always looked like she had downs-syndrome.

i guess this just proves it.
 
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