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(Buzzfeed)   37 people who so hate Obama they are now going to move to a country with higher taxes, socialised medicine, strict gun control, double the gas price, is pro-choice, has several openly gay politicians and judges, and an unwed, atheist Prime Minister   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 84
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2012-11-07 09:10:08 AM
List fails without this gem:
@KristenNeel_
Kristen Neel
I'm moving to Australia, because their president is a Christian and actually supports what he says.

I'm betting Julia Gillard would personally put the denied stamp on Ms. Neel's application form.
 
2012-11-07 09:11:35 AM
For a second I thought it was Canada until the last qualifier.

So, they want to go to down under for going down?
 
2012-11-07 09:11:41 AM
www.nickmitchellblog.com
 
2012-11-07 09:12:57 AM
It's interesting to note how many of those are women, and what looks like relatively young women.
 
2012-11-07 09:13:26 AM
My suggestion is Iraq: low taxes, cheap gasoline, they love god and guns. Plus you can continue the search for Weapons of Mass Destruction. And maybe get a DOD subcontract while you're at it.
 
2012-11-07 09:14:04 AM
But is their prime minister black?

I didn't think so.
 
2012-11-07 09:14:29 AM
Julia Gillard's awesome beatdown of Tony Abbott.
 
2012-11-07 09:14:30 AM
Stephen Harper is an arsehole.

I feel these people would like a central american country, they're more bootsrrappy and independent. Guatemala for example.

/csb, father-in-law was uber repub until moving to panama, now he sees people suffering every day and is more liberal than kucinicj
 
2012-11-07 09:16:01 AM
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-07 09:18:39 AM
Yeah, sure they will.
 
2012-11-07 09:18:43 AM
Let them go. When they leave, it will raise the national I.Q average by several points.
 
2012-11-07 09:18:56 AM
Not seeing how this is a bad thing, as their odds of being eaten by local wildlife is very high. I say it's a win for everyone.
 
2012-11-07 09:20:18 AM

pregerstheHobo: I feel these people would like a central american country, they're more bootsrrappy and independent. Guatemala for example.


Nah. Too many brown people.
 
2012-11-07 09:20:56 AM

Thats No Moose: It's interesting to note how many of those are women, and what looks like relatively young women.


I don't want to seem sexist, but fark it.

I have never met a woman who was conservative and backed it up with at least some well versed, intelligent rhetoric. I have some guy friends who say stupid shiat and spout out talking points, but I have other friends who have respectable views and use them to illustrate their own personal challenges. Every single woman (keep in mind I am late 20s) I see on Facebook is just flat out retarded. Elementary school teachers calling obama a Muslim socialist, asking for a good book on communist leaders so they know how the next four years will be, etc.

There is no scientific explanation for the derp.
 
2012-11-07 09:20:59 AM
Good. I heard enough Romney supporters saying they'll move to Canada if Obama wins.

Well, we don't WANT you up here, not even in Alberta. Not if you think Obama is too "socialist".

We've had legalized abortion for 30 years, lax drug laws, and a government that (traditionally) stays the fark out of people's private lives except to tax the living shiat out of them.

If you really DO want to move to Canada to get away from "liberals", you might want to think about the far north. Like, really far. Baffin Islands or somewhere close to the Artic Circle.

/and stay away from aboriginal communities, they'll flay you alive
 
2012-11-07 09:23:11 AM
Let them go. Tax the hell out of them before leaving. But seriously, let them go. Fark 'em. More land and natural resources for me.
 
2012-11-07 09:27:51 AM
Romnulins please don't move here, we have packs of wild gay Bigfoot roaming the streets. I recommend Mexico it is warmer and the boarder is easier to cross.
 
2012-11-07 09:28:39 AM
Found it hilarious when my father in law sent out his sad little email this morning about how socialist America has become overnight and that he was considering moving to Australia. I just replied back to him after ignoring months of annoying right wingnut email forwards from him to remind him of Australia's universal healthcare, Love of Obama, and gays and mentioning that it was originally a prison island and he'd fit in quite nicely. (Felon for money laundering from a bank)
 
2012-11-07 09:31:25 AM
If New Zealand is open, they could go to The Shire!
 
2012-11-07 09:37:35 AM
If this girl is of legal age, she can move to my house...

si0.twimg.com

She's probably not of legal age...
 
2012-11-07 09:38:59 AM
Obviously not a one of them has looked up Aussie immigration rules. One does not simply "move to Australia.". Like Canada, they do not simply allow anyone with a passport and a healthy case of butthurt to set up housekeeping.

Took their immigration test once out of curiosity. Passed, but I think I will stick with playing the Ugly American Tourist for now.
 
2012-11-07 09:43:41 AM
How the hell do these retards think they'll get in to Australia in the first place? We have very strict border control rules, I assure you.
 
2012-11-07 09:43:53 AM
 
2012-11-07 09:43:55 AM
So there's three dozen Republicans singing this today:

I'm gonna live on a mountain
Way down under in Australia
It's either that or suicide
It's such a strange strain on you
Ooh, I got a mind
Over you it's not the first time
Ooh, I got a mind
 
2012-11-07 09:46:31 AM
Why do they think Australia would let them ?
 
2012-11-07 09:46:57 AM
Don't forget "and is also still a commonwealth of Great Britain". I'm sure all of those people will love having a monarch.
 
2012-11-07 09:48:06 AM

WienerButt: Thats No Moose: It's interesting to note how many of those are women, and what looks like relatively young women.

I don't want to seem sexist, but fark it.

I have never met a woman who was conservative and backed it up with at least some well versed, intelligent rhetoric. I have some guy friends who say stupid shiat and spout out talking points, but I have other friends who have respectable views and use them to illustrate their own personal challenges. Every single woman (keep in mind I am late 20s) I see on Facebook is just flat out retarded. Elementary school teachers calling obama a Muslim socialist, asking for a good book on communist leaders so they know how the next four years will be, etc.

There is no scientific explanation for the derp.


I don't really think it's sexist to suggest that any woman voting for a Republican is a moron. Republicans have shown their misogyny over and over and over.

At least rich white males could find actual reasons to vote for Republicans. Everyone else, though-gays, women, minorities, non-Christians-if they voted for a Republican, they're morons.
 
2012-11-07 09:49:22 AM
Meant to add "nttawwt" to the above statement.

/good friends in Tasmania
//went there one summer for almost a month
///loved it, but wouldn't move there simply because of election results
 
2012-11-07 09:49:50 AM

steerforth: How the hell do these retards think they'll get in to Australia in the first place? We have very strict border control rules, I assure you.


Its not that hard to sneak across the Swiss border.
 
2012-11-07 09:49:53 AM

max_pooper: If this girl is of legal age, she can move to my house...

[si0.twimg.com image 256x256]

She's probably not of legal age...


She can come to my house then.....

what? I can wait.
 
2012-11-07 09:51:57 AM
Australian PM prefers Obama voters, or Obama's butt.

static.guim.co.uk
 
2012-11-07 09:52:28 AM
Here's one from my FB feed:
Well, thats it! Im packing my bags and moving to Paris! I don't want to live in America anymore! Paris here I come!

Bonus: One of her friends posted that she should visit the Leurve.
 
2012-11-07 09:54:40 AM
Somehow I do not think that Australia would allow them in. Canada doesn't want them either. They can't move south of the border because "OMG brown people" not to mention the Mexicans would not put up with their shiat. As for the EU, they all think our right wingers are nuts, and it takes a miracle to get a permanent expat status in France or Germany these days even if you are highly skilled and not an anti-science religious wingnut. So, basically they are screwed. They are not only the minority in the U.S. they are by far the minority world wide, and they need to examine why that is the case. If 99.9% of the global population thinks you are an extremist nut case, then maybe you need to rethink WHY you believe the crap clogging your neurons. It's either that or find some loosely controlled area in the center of S. America or Africa and try to set up your own little theocratic utopian mecca. Good luck trying to defend it against the locals, and the wildlife, though.
 
2012-11-07 09:54:41 AM

Jacobin: steerforth: How the hell do these retards think they'll get in to Australia in the first place? We have very strict border control rules, I assure you.

Its not that hard to sneak across the Swiss border.


True, but the Czechs are the real problem. They keep arriving wearing funny hats, thinking they'll blend in.
 
2012-11-07 09:59:17 AM
Perhaps they'll all get tourist visas or enter on a visa waiver and just stay there...thus making them illegal immigrants.
 
2012-11-07 10:01:28 AM
News flash:

Australia doesn't want you to move there.
 
2012-11-07 10:01:50 AM

Jacobin: steerforth: How the hell do these retards think they'll get in to Australia in the first place? We have very strict border control rules, I assure you.


It's easy to enforce border control rules when your country is completely surrounded by sharks.
 
2012-11-07 10:08:18 AM
Sounds like my facebook.
 
2012-11-07 10:10:21 AM
We don't want you.
 
2012-11-07 10:14:56 AM

Teresaol31: Somehow I do not think that Australia would allow them in. Canada doesn't want them either. They can't move south of the border because "OMG brown people" not to mention the Mexicans would not put up with their shiat. As for the EU, they all think our right wingers are nuts, and it takes a miracle to get a permanent expat status in France or Germany these days even if you are highly skilled and not an anti-science religious wingnut. So, basically they are screwed. They are not only the minority in the U.S. they are by far the minority world wide, and they need to examine why that is the case. If 99.9% of the global population thinks you are an extremist nut case, then maybe you need to rethink WHY you believe the crap clogging your neurons. It's either that or find some loosely controlled area in the center of S. America or Africa and try to set up your own little theocratic utopian mecca. Good luck trying to defend it against the locals, and the wildlife, though.


They'd have a stroke if anybody told them this, but they'd be most at home in a strict Muslim country. They share a lot of the same values.
 
2012-11-07 10:23:18 AM

Free Radical: [i1.kym-cdn.com image 300x170]


Pretty much this. I don't think they will be missed.
 
2012-11-07 10:31:11 AM
Is it a common thing for Americans to think you can just emmigrate? Because I used to hang out/lurk on a travel message board and a lot of people would talk about moving to Europe Australia and sometimes New Zealand, like it was easy to do. I work with a bunch of former refugees now legal aliens soon to be citizens and it was not an easy road.

Also: To all republicans who wish to come to Australia, I recommend taking a boat not a plane. We really respect people who come here by boat. We even give them free homes on tropical islands! I promise it is not socialism!
 
2012-11-07 10:32:34 AM
I truly wish those idiots were serious and left the country. Hell, they can leave the planet for all I care. Why is anyone shocked that the biggest liar lost the election? Do they even have a brain? Are you seriously telling me that they thought building an entire platform around alienating every form of minority would result in a landslide victory? This just proves it: people that go all in to support the republican party aren't just stupid, they're delusional. Which explains McCain/Palin...
 
2012-11-07 10:33:11 AM
So, to sum it all up:

"Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out."


You're welcome.
 
2012-11-07 10:36:11 AM

Da Bum: Found it hilarious when my father in law sent out his sad little email this morning about how socialist America has become overnight and that he was considering moving to Australia. I just replied back to him after ignoring months of annoying right wingnut email forwards from him to remind him of Australia's universal healthcare, Love of Obama, and gays and mentioning that it was originally a prison island and he'd fit in quite nicely. (Felon for money laundering from a bank)


Additionally funny in that with a criminal record, he would be luck to be able to visit Australia on a holiday, let alone move here.
 
2012-11-07 10:37:54 AM
Australia has lower effective tax rates than the US, once you bundle in state income tax. And they throw the healthcare in for free. The rest sounds about right.
 
2012-11-07 10:40:33 AM

pregerstheHobo: Stephen Harper is an arsehole.

I feel these people would like a central american country, they're more bootsrrappy and independent. Guatemala for example.

/csb, father-in-law was uber repub until moving to panama, now he sees people suffering every day and is more liberal than kucinicj


As soon as Canada merge's there two Liberal parties, Harper's gone. It is a safety valve that we will activate if we have to.
 
2012-11-07 10:47:39 AM

balial: Australia has lower effective tax rates than the US, once you bundle in state income tax. And they throw the healthcare in for free.


I'm going to guess this has something to do with Australia not building a ton of kajillion dollar fighter jets every year to go sit on a lot and rust somewhere. I could be wrong.
 
2012-11-07 10:51:54 AM

Hoban Washburne: balial: Australia has lower effective tax rates than the US, once you bundle in state income tax. And they throw the healthcare in for free.

I'm going to guess this has something to do with Australia not building a ton of kajillion dollar fighter jets every year to go sit on a lot and rust somewhere. I could be wrong.


That is why war with Iran is a good thing, so that we don't waste all this stuff we bought.

Sort of like if you get a triple mortgage on your house to buy a 35 foot blue water fishing boat. If you don't spend the $1,500 to fuel it up, another few hundred on supplies and a few thousand on deep sea fishing gear, you are just wasting your money!
 
2012-11-07 10:52:28 AM
My grandpa is moving to Belize. He's apparently applying for a passport today. We'll see what happens after the 65 day waiting period.
 
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