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(Metro)   Herd of elephants downs 500 liters of moonshine, hilarity ensues   (metro.co.uk) divider line 40
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2012-11-07 09:47:13 AM
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"I love you, bro." - "No bro, I love you."
 
2012-11-07 10:07:33 AM
I honestly thought this would be about a group of moo-moo wearing Appalachian women.
 
2012-11-07 10:30:53 AM
They're drowning their sorrows now that Romney lost.

I'M SO EDGY AND ORIGINAL
 
2012-11-07 10:43:13 AM
Do they see pink humans while drunk?
 
2012-11-07 10:59:10 AM
tailgating always gets out of hand at some point.
 
2012-11-07 10:59:36 AM

UberDave: I honestly thought this would be about a group of moo-moo wearing Appalachian women.


That's mu'u-mu'u. But the cattle reference works better. IMHO.
 
2012-11-07 11:00:19 AM
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What did he mean by "Great booze-up, Edmund!"?? EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!
 
2012-11-07 11:02:49 AM
Pink elephants on parade....
 
2012-11-07 11:04:52 AM
I'm only interested in drunken elephants at bar time.
 
2012-11-07 11:07:49 AM

BAMFinator: Pink elephants on parade....


I am disappointed that the FP isn't a screencap from Dumbo.
 
2012-11-07 11:14:14 AM
FTFA: " 'They were like any other drunk - aggressive and unreasonable but much, much bigger.' "

Soooo...they're farkers then?
 
2012-11-07 11:20:41 AM
Dear Discovery Channel,

A show about something like this would be noticeably better than your current offering of Toothless Redneck Theatre.

Regards,

Someone who remembers when you were interesting and educational
 
2012-11-07 11:21:01 AM

gopher321: Do they see pink humans while drunk?


Golf clap, old chap, golf clap!
 
2012-11-07 11:22:17 AM

blatz514: I'm only interested in drunken elephants at bar time.


So, you are into big trunks? I've heard they are good at blowing.
 
2012-11-07 11:31:03 AM
Also known as "last call at Applebee's"
 
2012-11-07 11:32:02 AM

UberDave: I honestly thought this would be about a group of moo-moo wearing Appalachian women.


I thought it was going to be about a Republican post-election celebration/lamentation.
 
2012-11-07 11:33:58 AM
How long has that writer waited to use the phrase "trunk and disorderly"?
 
2012-11-07 11:33:59 AM

UberDave: I honestly thought this would be about a group of moo-moo wearing Appalachian women.


I thought was a preview of the next "Honey Boo Boo" episode.
 
2012-11-07 11:36:37 AM
You got your mahua in my kahlua.
 
2012-11-07 11:37:16 AM

Spiralmonkey


How long has that writer waited to use the phrase "trunk and disorderly"?


Not long enough. :-)
 
2012-11-07 11:40:10 AM
And if you want to feel what its like to be a drunken elephant, get some Amarula Creme, available at select liquor outlets.

Its made from the fruit of the African marula tree, which elephants eat. The fruit falls on the ground and ferments, and the elephants then eat the now alcohol laced fruit.

Lots of hilarity there too.... but best viewed from a safe distance.
 
2012-11-07 11:50:37 AM
I'm third on the left.
 
2012-11-07 11:52:52 AM
At least when I get too drunk I have the luxury of forgetting.
 
2012-11-07 12:07:37 PM

Spiralmonkey: How long has that writer waited to use the phrase "trunk and disorderly"?


I groaned so loud at this that the windows shook.
 
2012-11-07 12:09:06 PM

UberDave: I honestly thought this would be about a group of moo-moo wearing Appalachian women.


OMG!! This comment almost made me stroke out! LMFAO!!
 
2012-11-07 12:09:10 PM
Go home elephant, you're drunk.
 
2012-11-07 12:17:22 PM
trying to picture 'Lost Weekend' with an all-elephant cast
 
2012-11-07 12:19:10 PM
I was expecting this to be an article about Bentley.edu girls out for a night on the town...
 
2012-11-07 12:21:28 PM
Thought this was going to be about the Honey-Boo-Boo family reunion, guess it'll be a repeat then.
 
2012-11-07 12:26:32 PM
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I'm calling the little one "Drew".
 
2012-11-07 12:52:22 PM
does anyone else want to know more about the elephant who decided to start speaking in Korean?
 
2012-11-07 01:19:16 PM
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2012-11-07 03:02:28 PM
So is it just me or what the hell is this story about - I mean not once did they say how these elephants got the alcohol! Horrible jouralism!!! Did they just stumble upon it in some field, buy it at the near by 7-Eleven or WTF???
 
2012-11-07 03:33:12 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: Dear Discovery Channel,

A show about something like this would be noticeably better than your current offering of Toothless Redneck Theatre.

Regards,

Someone who remembers when you were interesting and educational


Here's your fix of intoxicated animals!
 
2012-11-07 04:30:30 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Englebert Slaptyback: Dear Discovery Channel,

A show about something like this would be noticeably better than your current offering of Toothless Redneck Theatre.

Regards,

Someone who remembers when you were interesting and educational

Here's your fix of intoxicated animals!


FYI, this footage is actually fake. The filmographers had actually shot the animals with tranquilizer guns.
 
2012-11-07 05:44:04 PM
"Herd of elephants?" No, I haven't. Tell me about them.
 
2012-11-07 06:52:18 PM
...and unlike humans, they'll remember every minute of it.
 
2012-11-07 08:47:29 PM
Amateurs...

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//what a hangover
 
2012-11-07 09:09:16 PM
Go home, Moose. You are drunk.
 
2012-11-08 01:22:45 AM
Well, of course I've heard of elephants.

Also: "18 containers" > 500 litres .:. 1 container > 27.778 L ~= 7.338 G. Who the fark uses ~27.778 L or ~7.338 G jugs to keep their hootch in? Are those standard sizes? Do they make 28 L jugs... or 8 G ?? How stange.
 
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