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(Network World)   Microsoft technology will have your friends hiding behind your couch   ( divider line 6
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8238 clicks; posted to Geek » on 07 Nov 2012 at 12:39 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-07 09:29:00 AM  
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2012-11-07 04:18:39 PM  
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Porous Horace: Has anyone hooked up a kinect so that it can control a porn movie (or some kind of simulation) by "watching" the person who's masturbating?
Or go beyond that and control house appliances, etc.

I would not want to control my appliances with masturbating. The poor blender!
2012-11-07 12:57:34 PM  
2 votes: 

There I fixed it
2012-11-07 01:36:38 PM  
1 votes:
2012-11-07 01:08:08 PM  
1 votes:
If viewers can be identified, this might keep everyone else out of my porn.
2012-11-07 12:58:01 PM  
1 votes:

sasbazooka: I kinda had a feeling they were going this way. I know it's paranoia, but I disconnect my kinect when not using it.

I feel the same way, but I walk up to it and spread my cheeks wide to give them a good view of the brown eye. Hopefully if they spo any polips they'll shoot me an email or Xbox message


We noticed a small mass forming on your rectal tissue, you might want to get that checked out.

The Microsoft Team
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