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(Network World)   Microsoft technology will have your friends hiding behind your couch   (networkworld.com) divider line 6
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2012-11-07 09:29:00 AM
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2012-11-07 04:18:39 PM
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Porous Horace: Has anyone hooked up a kinect so that it can control a porn movie (or some kind of simulation) by "watching" the person who's masturbating?
Or go beyond that and control house appliances, etc.


I would not want to control my appliances with masturbating. The poor blender!
2012-11-07 12:57:34 PM
2 votes:
t3.gstatic.com 

There I fixed it
2012-11-07 01:36:38 PM
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2012-11-07 01:08:08 PM
1 votes:
If viewers can be identified, this might keep everyone else out of my porn.
2012-11-07 12:58:01 PM
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sasbazooka: I kinda had a feeling they were going this way. I know it's paranoia, but I disconnect my kinect when not using it.


I feel the same way, but I walk up to it and spread my cheeks wide to give them a good view of the brown eye. Hopefully if they spo any polips they'll shoot me an email or Xbox message

DoBeDoBeDo,

We noticed a small mass forming on your rectal tissue, you might want to get that checked out.

The Microsoft Team
 
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