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(Short List)   For all those who like being watched 24/7 by an attractive Japanese girl, there's now an app for that   (shortlist.com) divider line 127
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6610 clicks; posted to Geek » on 07 Nov 2012 at 11:31 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-07 11:36:22 AM  
Please oh please dear lord can I have a hot Japanese girl thread.
 
2012-11-07 11:44:37 AM  

kvinesknows: Please oh please dear lord can I have a hot Japanese girl thread.


Seconded. All opposed? Motion passes.
 
2012-11-07 11:45:56 AM  
I'm all for the motion, but that app is misleading. Being watched by an actual hot Japanese girl would be ... interested. Being watched by a picture? Um, yeah, not so much.
 
2012-11-07 11:48:34 AM  
But who watches the watchgirl? I'm serious. Where do I sign up for that job?
 
2012-11-07 11:50:27 AM  

Grapple: kvinesknows: Please oh please dear lord can I have a hot Japanese girl thread.

Seconded. All opposed? Motion passes.


nuts, can't remember her name, and I'm sure as hell not going to do a wide "hot Japanese girl" GIS from work. Sorry gents.
 
2012-11-07 11:54:54 AM  

Grapple: kvinesknows: Please oh please dear lord can I have a hot Japanese girl thread.

Seconded. All opposed? Motion passes.


a0.twimg.com

Let's get this rice ball a rollin'.

/not trying to sound racist
//probably do anyway, though
///bewbs
 
2012-11-07 11:55:51 AM  

Bhruic: I'm all for the motion, but that app is misleading. Being watched by an actual hot Japanese girl would be ... interested. Being watched by a picture? Um, yeah, not so much.


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HOT
 
2012-11-07 11:57:38 AM  
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wuts going on in this thread?
 
2012-11-07 12:00:36 PM  
WTF was in those bombs....
 
2012-11-07 12:05:58 PM  
Hey, if I want to be watched by cute Japanese girls I'll just head off to Tokyo and 'accidentally' slip off my pants at Harajuku station. Of course, that's usually followed by being led off by not so cute Japanese policemen.
 
2012-11-07 12:06:44 PM  
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2012-11-07 12:14:43 PM  
Later on while you're charging your phone, enjoy the Crying Girl DVD:

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2012-11-07 12:17:09 PM  

Grapple: kvinesknows: Please oh please dear lord can I have a hot Japanese girl thread.

Seconded. All opposed? Motion passes.


I'm in.

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2012-11-07 12:25:26 PM  

Grapple: kvinesknows: Please oh please dear lord can I have a hot Japanese girl thread.

Seconded. All opposed? Motion passes.


Paging Dirk the Daring, you are needed in this thread
 
2012-11-07 12:31:23 PM  
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2012-11-07 12:35:17 PM  
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2012-11-07 12:38:01 PM  

Broken Logic: Grapple: kvinesknows: Please oh please dear lord can I have a hot Japanese girl thread.

Seconded. All opposed? Motion passes.

[a0.twimg.com image 675x962]

Let's get this rice ball a rollin'.

/not trying to sound racist
//probably do anyway, though
///bewbs


i lul'd
would lol again
/boooooooobs
 
2012-11-07 12:47:28 PM  
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Will there be a North American version of the app?
 
2012-11-07 12:49:30 PM  
I've had this app for about two years now. It just recently stopped smiling, and is now saying "Why don't you get off your fat ass and do something?!?"
 
2012-11-07 01:01:21 PM  
If she'll watch me fap and cheer me on I'll use it.
 
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2012-11-07 01:55:03 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: I've had this app for about two years now. It just recently stopped smiling, and is now saying "Why don't you get off your fat ass and do something?!?"


You must have downloaded the tiger mom update
 
2012-11-07 01:58:52 PM  
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2012-11-07 02:07:58 PM  
Yay!
 
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2012-11-07 02:20:14 PM  
They should market this app to those fellas who can't find their junk over in the other thread (http://www.fark.com/comments/7421854) - sort of like an i-spy app.

"Just watching you makes me happy" - indeed.

/not just a bookmark.
 
2012-11-07 02:20:55 PM  
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2012-11-07 02:36:22 PM  
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2012-11-07 02:36:54 PM  
so, there's a rule 34 corollary: if it exists, there's an app for that

/ circularity notice: which, in turn, will be turned into porn.
 
2012-11-07 02:37:03 PM  
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2012-11-07 02:37:43 PM  
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2012-11-07 02:39:34 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: I've had this app for about two years now. It just recently stopped smiling, and is now saying "Why don't you get off your fat ass and do something?!?"


Mine recently told me it wanted to start watching other people.
 
2012-11-07 03:35:39 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img204.imageshack.us image 682x1024]


you do seem to have a lot of time on your hands
 
2012-11-07 03:37:39 PM  

mjjt: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img204.imageshack.us image 682x1024]

you do seem to have a lot of time on your hands


l'd like to point out that l wasn't complaining
 
2012-11-07 03:42:37 PM  
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2012-11-07 03:42:43 PM  
Japanese women might be the most perfect human specimens on the planet.
 
2012-11-07 03:42:49 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: I've had this app for about two years now. It just recently stopped smiling, and is now saying "Why don't you get off your fat ass and do something?!?"


Funny, I've had mine for about and all it does is scream "Who the hell is this Siri biatch you're always talking to?"
 
2012-11-07 03:43:30 PM  
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2012-11-07 03:43:34 PM  

Death Eats a Cracker: Japanese women might be the most perfect human specimens on the planet.


we should nuke sweden and see what happens there.
 
2012-11-07 03:46:17 PM  
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2012-11-07 03:47:34 PM  
Kangaroo_Ralph: I've had this app for about two years now. It just recently stopped smiling, and is now saying "Why don't you get off your fat ass and do something?!?"

Funny, I've had mine for about a year and all it does is scream "Who the hell is this Siri biatch you're always talking to?"

/FIFM
 
2012-11-07 03:47:59 PM  
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2012-11-07 04:12:40 PM  
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2012-11-07 04:38:02 PM  

mjjt: mjjt: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img204.imageshack.us image 682x1024]

you do seem to have a lot of time on your hands

l'd like to point out that l wasn't complaining


The Stealth Hippopotamus, whom I have farkied in green as "Boob farker that doesn't afraid of bannination" has the wise technique of one picture for post. Back in the day I have no idea how many posts I lost as a result of hotlinking multiple images, or one "objectionable" pic deleting a whole post. (Asian posteriors, being so compact, sometimes attract the attention of mods who apparently use some sort of ratio of visible flesh to declare a picture indecent)

He is a mensch.
 
2012-11-07 04:40:14 PM  
*followup, I see that 2 pics already have been wiped by imageshack.

Again, a wise poster, a veteran of the epic Boobquake threads
 
2012-11-07 04:44:16 PM  
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2012-11-07 04:45:04 PM  
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fellow posters
 
2012-11-07 05:26:08 PM  
I have found some amazing new websites with Japanese hotties due to this thread. :)
 
2012-11-07 05:54:46 PM  
Good Lord! All those pictures!

/fap
 
2012-11-07 06:26:07 PM  

Fano: The Stealth Hippopotamus, whom I have farkied in green as "Boob farker that doesn't afraid of bannination" has the wise technique of one picture for post. Back in the day I have no idea how many posts I lost as a result of hotlinking multiple images, or one "objectionable" pic deleting a whole post. (Asian posteriors, being so compact, sometimes attract the attention of mods who apparently use some sort of ratio of visible flesh to declare a picture indecent)

He is a mensch.


1) thanks

2) It's not always the Fark Admin that gets you. Some days Image Shack goes on the war patch and starts removing your pictures. Fark has the very wise policy of removing any image that is replaced by another. It doesnt matter if you get swapped out with a NSFW image or just Image Shack's "image removed" pic. If that happens to just one of pictures the whole post is gone.
3) Don't do anything stupid. I got a "time out" for a few days, I think 8, for threadjacking with boobie pictures. I can see their point, I just went ape that day.
4)The way I find it is that if you make a honest mistake they just take it down and you get a little in thread message about it. Remember preview is your friend! That thumbnail may not show you the problem.
 
2012-11-07 06:36:42 PM  
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2012-11-07 06:42:19 PM  
This is the greatest thread that has ever been threaded.
 
2012-11-07 07:31:51 PM  
Know what would be freaky cool? If the app was just a picture pretending to watch you 95% of the time, but every once in awhile it would actually be the girl from the pictures...And you'd never know when it was really her watching......O-o
 
2012-11-07 07:41:22 PM  

artthehypnotist: Good Lord! All those pictures!

/fap


Fap indeed!

/Fap fap fap
 
2012-11-07 08:00:27 PM  
Good lord, that's a lot of sideways vaginas.
 
2012-11-08 12:20:20 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus:


Ima have to give ya a point for that one.

/have a thing for women with glasses...
 
2012-11-08 12:56:25 AM  
There's an app a fap for that.
 
2012-11-08 09:32:36 AM  
Dead thread, and the election is over, but I would like to nominate The Stealth Hippopotamus for President of these United States anyway. I don't even care if he's a foreign citizen.
 
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