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(Short List)   For all those who like being watched 24/7 by an attractive Japanese girl, there's now an app for that   ( shortlist.com) divider line
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6636 clicks; posted to Geek » on 07 Nov 2012 at 11:31 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-11-07 11:36:22 AM  
Please oh please dear lord can I have a hot Japanese girl thread.
 
2012-11-07 11:44:37 AM  

kvinesknows: Please oh please dear lord can I have a hot Japanese girl thread.


Seconded. All opposed? Motion passes.
 
2012-11-07 11:45:56 AM  
I'm all for the motion, but that app is misleading. Being watched by an actual hot Japanese girl would be ... interested. Being watched by a picture? Um, yeah, not so much.
 
2012-11-07 11:48:34 AM  
But who watches the watchgirl? I'm serious. Where do I sign up for that job?
 
2012-11-07 11:50:27 AM  

Grapple: kvinesknows: Please oh please dear lord can I have a hot Japanese girl thread.

Seconded. All opposed? Motion passes.


nuts, can't remember her name, and I'm sure as hell not going to do a wide "hot Japanese girl" GIS from work. Sorry gents.
 
2012-11-07 11:54:54 AM  

Grapple: kvinesknows: Please oh please dear lord can I have a hot Japanese girl thread.

Seconded. All opposed? Motion passes.


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Let's get this rice ball a rollin'.

/not trying to sound racist
//probably do anyway, though
///bewbs
 
2012-11-07 11:55:51 AM  

Bhruic: I'm all for the motion, but that app is misleading. Being watched by an actual hot Japanese girl would be ... interested. Being watched by a picture? Um, yeah, not so much.


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HOT
 
2012-11-07 11:57:38 AM  
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wuts going on in this thread?
 
2012-11-07 12:00:36 PM  
WTF was in those bombs....
 
2012-11-07 12:05:58 PM  
Hey, if I want to be watched by cute Japanese girls I'll just head off to Tokyo and 'accidentally' slip off my pants at Harajuku station. Of course, that's usually followed by being led off by not so cute Japanese policemen.
 
2012-11-07 12:06:44 PM  
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2012-11-07 12:14:43 PM  
Later on while you're charging your phone, enjoy the Crying Girl DVD:

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2012-11-07 12:17:09 PM  

Grapple: kvinesknows: Please oh please dear lord can I have a hot Japanese girl thread.

Seconded. All opposed? Motion passes.


I'm in.

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2012-11-07 12:25:26 PM  

Grapple: kvinesknows: Please oh please dear lord can I have a hot Japanese girl thread.

Seconded. All opposed? Motion passes.


Paging Dirk the Daring, you are needed in this thread
 
2012-11-07 12:31:23 PM  
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2012-11-07 12:35:17 PM  
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2012-11-07 12:38:01 PM  

Broken Logic: Grapple: kvinesknows: Please oh please dear lord can I have a hot Japanese girl thread.

Seconded. All opposed? Motion passes.

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Let's get this rice ball a rollin'.

/not trying to sound racist
//probably do anyway, though
///bewbs


i lul'd
would lol again
/boooooooobs
 
2012-11-07 12:47:28 PM  
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Will there be a North American version of the app?
 
2012-11-07 12:49:30 PM  
I've had this app for about two years now. It just recently stopped smiling, and is now saying "Why don't you get off your fat ass and do something?!?"
 
2012-11-07 01:01:21 PM  
If she'll watch me fap and cheer me on I'll use it.
 
2012-11-07 01:44:54 PM  
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2012-11-07 01:49:31 PM  
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2012-11-07 01:52:01 PM  
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2012-11-07 01:55:03 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: I've had this app for about two years now. It just recently stopped smiling, and is now saying "Why don't you get off your fat ass and do something?!?"


You must have downloaded the tiger mom update
 
2012-11-07 01:58:52 PM  
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2012-11-07 02:07:58 PM  
Yay!
 
2012-11-07 02:10:21 PM  
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2012-11-07 02:13:30 PM  
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2012-11-07 02:20:14 PM  
They should market this app to those fellas who can't find their junk over in the other thread (http://www.fark.com/comments/7421854) - sort of like an i-spy app.

"Just watching you makes me happy" - indeed.

/not just a bookmark.
 
2012-11-07 02:20:55 PM  
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2012-11-07 02:36:22 PM  
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2012-11-07 02:36:54 PM  
so, there's a rule 34 corollary: if it exists, there's an app for that

/ circularity notice: which, in turn, will be turned into porn.
 
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