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Baron Harkonnen		2012-11-07 04:12:39 AM

12 votes:

To be fair, I find the Orcish horde's position on rape to be a lot more moderate than the GOP.

Inigo		2012-11-07 05:31:06 AM

8 votes:

Ork politics > Orc politics.

Bonanza Jellybean		2012-11-07 05:22:38 AM

7 votes:

Did her opponent drop any good loot?

905		2012-11-07 01:01:44 PM

6 votes:

The President:
Would the clerk of the Senate please continue to record roll call.

Senator Baker?

Sen Baker: Present.

The President:
Senator Tompkins?

Sen Tompkins: Present

The President:
Senator Lachowicz?

Sen Lachowicz: Ready to work!

The President: Fine.

The present motion on the agenda is amendment IV, subsection four A of the proposed $3 million spending to improve highway sections four, six and seven on the DOT appropriation bill. Senators shall vote by voice.

Senator Baker?

Sen Baker: Aye.

The President:
Senator Tomkins?

Sen Tomkins: Nay

The President:
Senator Lachowicz?

Sen Lachowicz: FOR THE HORDE!

The President: Senator Lachowicz, for the last time, please indicate either "aye" "nay" or "present"

Sen Lachowicz: (grumbling) Grombolar

The President: What was that?

Sen Lachowicz: Nothing, my Warchief.

The President: And stop calling me... that. You're a Senator duly elected to serve the state of Maine, not some yahoo Newfie.

Sen Lachowicz: Swo'bu.

The President: So, how do you vote?

Sen Lachowicz: Zug zug.

The President: Alright, you leave me no choice. Sergeant of Arms, please escort Senator Lachowicz from the chamber until she starts speaking English again?

Sen Lachowicz withdraws a battleaxe from her cloak and quickly dispatches the Sergeant of Arms, turning her attention back to the President.

Sen Lachowicz: We need NEW Warchief now. (cleaves the President's head from his shoulders, holding it aloft with pride) Lok-Tar!

(The rest of the Senate watches in muted, horrified silence, Lachowicz ascends to the rostrum and buries the head of her axe in the wooden dias)

Sen Lachowicz: (grins and pulls a flask of bloodwine from her frostweave bag) Work complete!

(Graphic: ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - ASCEND TO POWER - STATE SENATE PRESIDENT)

Seriously though, congrats and good luck!

quatchi		2012-11-07 03:44:19 AM

6 votes:

Victory or Death!

Aw wow, today has been great on so many levels but seeing Colleen Lachowicz win out in her Maine Senate campaign especially after having her opponent attempt to besmirch her just because she happened to play a little WOW is really the icing on the cake!

Welcome to the Senate, CL. I think you'll find it's a lot like Barrens chat in many ways.

Skyfrog		2012-11-07 04:27:43 AM

5 votes:

They just destroyed Theramore and now we're letting them into Washington?

Danack		2012-11-07 05:01:47 AM

4 votes:

*DING*

So what new skills does she get?

OtherLittleGuy		2012-11-07 08:38:03 AM

3 votes:

The town hall meetings will be more interesting, interactive, and safer:

sharetv.org

"Santiaga is AFK again? Damn, I wanted to ask about jobs growth."

Apos		2012-11-07 04:28:31 AM

3 votes:

"Well done, my sister!"

Krieghund		2012-11-07 02:16:07 AM

3 votes:

For the Horde!

dittybopper		2012-11-07 08:46:42 AM

2 votes:

She doesn't look Orcish.

Ghastly		2012-11-07 07:32:56 AM

2 votes:

KEK

Forbidden Doughnut		2012-11-07 06:42:33 AM

2 votes:

quatchi: Victory or Death!

Aw wow, today has been great on so many levels but seeing Colleen Lachowicz win out in her Maine Senate campaign especially after having her opponent attempt to besmirch her just because she happened to play a little WOW is really the icing on the cake!

Welcome to the Senate, CL. I think you'll find it's a lot like Barrens chat in many ways.

I wouldn't be surprised if the Republican side mentions Chuck Norris often...

Arumat		2012-11-07 06:30:03 AM

2 votes:

I personally would prefer to have a gamer elected than some "rape rape" bs factory anyway.

BumpInTheNight		2012-11-07 05:55:51 AM

2 votes:

quatchi: Teknowaffle: quatchi: just because she happened to play a little WOW is really the icing on the cake!

Nothing against her, but doesn't it take more than a "little" playing to get to level ?

I ground a Pandaren Monk from level 1 to 90 in about 3 days. It doesn't take that long.

Trick is not sleeping, of course.

*blink*

/5 90s and 11 professions done 6 85s waiting to go.

Ahh, the ol 'no life' cheat :P

flamingboar		2012-11-07 05:22:59 AM

2 votes:

This is why I cannot run for office. The other candidate would use smear tactics against my Harvest Moon person!

starsrift		2012-11-07 04:57:44 AM

2 votes:

Skyfrog: They just destroyed Theramore and now we're letting them into Washington?

When you have a native population of barbarians who like to pillage, the best idea is to get them pointed at an enemy of your choice, instead of sitting around looking for one.

Trocadero		2012-11-07 12:07:33 PM

1 votes:

As someone who played casters exclusively (the three clothies, elemental/restoration shaman) from Zul'Gurub through Ulduar, I would never vote for a rogue.

mitEj		2012-11-07 10:18:48 AM

1 votes:

That's it I am moving to Booty bay.

amindtat		2012-11-07 10:07:16 AM

1 votes:

Pfffft...a minor victory for the Orcs, but Garrosh is still going to lose the office of Warchief.

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo		2012-11-07 09:33:25 AM

1 votes:

I think it's ridiculous that a grown woman with political ambitions plays WoW. I mean, she should have switched over to GW2 by now.

/got the Tribulation Rift vista point last night. w00t!

SteelDraco		2012-11-07 09:19:09 AM

1 votes:

JokerMattly: Has earned the title "Senator."

They should totally do that.

JokerMattly		2012-11-07 09:13:20 AM

1 votes:

has earned the achievement "Uncivil Society"!
Has earned the title "Senator."

OtherLittleGuy		2012-11-07 09:12:07 AM

1 votes:

bhcompy: Krieghund: For the ~~Horde~~ Raven God!

www.poetryfoundation.org

Dinobot		2012-11-07 09:03:00 AM

1 votes:

quatchi: Welcome to the Senate, CL. I think you'll find it's a lot like Barrens chat in many ways.

She'll pass a resolution honorin Mankrik's wife.

Cythraul		2012-11-07 08:58:56 AM

1 votes:

Ramien: This is going to really cut into her raid schedule.

I'm more worried about the Hellscream Lobby.

ChubbyTiger		2012-11-07 08:16:10 AM

1 votes:

Hail Nocturn!
Wait, WoW?
nm

wippit		2012-11-07 07:55:30 AM

1 votes:

fusillade762: STOP TOUCHING ME.

/obscure?

Zug zug.

xanadian		2012-11-07 07:31:35 AM

1 votes:

xanadian		2012-11-07 07:27:41 AM

1 votes:

Awesome.

Vaneshi		2012-11-07 06:46:24 AM

1 votes:

quatchi:
Welcome to the Senate, CL. I think you'll find it's a lot like Barrens chat in many ways.

White noise with a random penis? Actually yeah... sounds pretty much like centre of political power (Senate, House of Lords & Commons here, etc.)

abhorrent1		2012-11-07 06:25:55 AM

1 votes:

OMG she has a hobby! Kill Her!

ArtosRC		2012-11-07 06:14:47 AM

1 votes:

For the Horde!

Blue_Blazer		2012-11-07 05:47:59 AM

1 votes:

Lok'tar ogar! For the Horde!

cc_rider		2012-11-07 05:18:14 AM

1 votes:

Nice! So much farking win last night, I am cautiously optimistic about this country again. I hope we just witnessed the death of the Tea Party, and then some.