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(Joystiq)   First Orcish-American candidate elected to Maine State Senate, living up to her campaign slogan of "Lok'tar ogar"   (wow.joystiq.com) divider line 37
    More: Amusing, Maine Senate, tars, slogans, Colleen Lachowicz  
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2012-11-07 04:12:39 AM
12 votes:
To be fair, I find the Orcish horde's position on rape to be a lot more moderate than the GOP.
2012-11-07 05:31:06 AM
8 votes:
i.imgur.com 

Ork politics > Orc politics.
2012-11-07 05:22:38 AM
7 votes:
Did her opponent drop any good loot?
905
2012-11-07 01:01:44 PM
6 votes:
The President:
Would the clerk of the Senate please continue to record roll call.

Senator Baker?

Sen Baker: Present.

The President:
Senator Tompkins?

Sen Tompkins: Present

The President:
Senator Lachowicz?

Sen Lachowicz: Ready to work!

The President: Fine.

The present motion on the agenda is amendment IV, subsection four A of the proposed $3 million spending to improve highway sections four, six and seven on the DOT appropriation bill. Senators shall vote by voice.

Senator Baker?

Sen Baker: Aye.

The President:
Senator Tomkins?

Sen Tomkins: Nay

The President:
Senator Lachowicz?

Sen Lachowicz: FOR THE HORDE!

The President: Senator Lachowicz, for the last time, please indicate either "aye" "nay" or "present"

Sen Lachowicz: (grumbling) Grombolar

The President: What was that?

Sen Lachowicz: Nothing, my Warchief.

The President: And stop calling me... that. You're a Senator duly elected to serve the state of Maine, not some yahoo Newfie.

Sen Lachowicz: Swo'bu.

The President: So, how do you vote?

Sen Lachowicz: Zug zug.

The President: Alright, you leave me no choice. Sergeant of Arms, please escort Senator Lachowicz from the chamber until she starts speaking English again?

Sen Lachowicz withdraws a battleaxe from her cloak and quickly dispatches the Sergeant of Arms, turning her attention back to the President.

Sen Lachowicz: We need NEW Warchief now. (cleaves the President's head from his shoulders, holding it aloft with pride) Lok-Tar!

(The rest of the Senate watches in muted, horrified silence, Lachowicz ascends to the rostrum and buries the head of her axe in the wooden dias)

Sen Lachowicz: (grins and pulls a flask of bloodwine from her frostweave bag) Work complete!

(Graphic: ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - ASCEND TO POWER - STATE SENATE PRESIDENT)

Seriously though, congrats and good luck!
2012-11-07 03:44:19 AM
6 votes:
Victory or Death!

Aw wow, today has been great on so many levels but seeing Colleen Lachowicz win out in her Maine Senate campaign especially after having her opponent attempt to besmirch her just because she happened to play a little WOW is really the icing on the cake!

Welcome to the Senate, CL. I think you'll find it's a lot like Barrens chat in many ways.
2012-11-07 04:27:43 AM
5 votes:
They just destroyed Theramore and now we're letting them into Washington?
2012-11-07 05:01:47 AM
4 votes:
*DING*

So what new skills does she get?
2012-11-07 08:38:03 AM
3 votes:
The town hall meetings will be more interesting, interactive, and safer:

sharetv.org

"Santiaga is AFK again? Damn, I wanted to ask about jobs growth."
2012-11-07 04:28:31 AM
3 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com



"Well done, my sister!"
2012-11-07 02:16:07 AM
3 votes:
For the Horde!
2012-11-07 08:46:42 AM
2 votes:
She doesn't look Orcish.
2012-11-07 07:32:56 AM
2 votes:
KEK
2012-11-07 06:42:33 AM
2 votes:

quatchi: Victory or Death!

Aw wow, today has been great on so many levels but seeing Colleen Lachowicz win out in her Maine Senate campaign especially after having her opponent attempt to besmirch her just because she happened to play a little WOW is really the icing on the cake!

Welcome to the Senate, CL. I think you'll find it's a lot like Barrens chat in many ways.


I wouldn't be surprised if the Republican side mentions Chuck Norris often...
2012-11-07 06:30:03 AM
2 votes:
I personally would prefer to have a gamer elected than some "rape rape" bs factory anyway.
2012-11-07 05:55:51 AM
2 votes:

quatchi: Teknowaffle: quatchi: just because she happened to play a little WOW is really the icing on the cake!

Nothing against her, but doesn't it take more than a "little" playing to get to level ?

I ground a Pandaren Monk from level 1 to 90 in about 3 days. It doesn't take that long.

Trick is not sleeping, of course.

*blink*

/5 90s and 11 professions done 6 85s waiting to go.


Ahh, the ol 'no life' cheat :P
2012-11-07 05:22:59 AM
2 votes:
This is why I cannot run for office. The other candidate would use smear tactics against my Harvest Moon person!
2012-11-07 04:57:44 AM
2 votes:

Skyfrog: They just destroyed Theramore and now we're letting them into Washington?


When you have a native population of barbarians who like to pillage, the best idea is to get them pointed at an enemy of your choice, instead of sitting around looking for one.
2012-11-07 12:07:33 PM
1 votes:
As someone who played casters exclusively (the three clothies, elemental/restoration shaman) from Zul'Gurub through Ulduar, I would never vote for a rogue.
2012-11-07 10:18:48 AM
1 votes:
That's it I am moving to Booty bay.
2012-11-07 10:07:16 AM
1 votes:
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Pfffft...a minor victory for the Orcs, but Garrosh is still going to lose the office of Warchief.
2012-11-07 09:33:25 AM
1 votes:
I think it's ridiculous that a grown woman with political ambitions plays WoW. I mean, she should have switched over to GW2 by now.

/got the Tribulation Rift vista point last night. w00t!
2012-11-07 09:19:09 AM
1 votes:

JokerMattly: Has earned the title "Senator."


They should totally do that.
2012-11-07 09:13:20 AM
1 votes:
has earned the achievement "Uncivil Society"!
Has earned the title "Senator."
2012-11-07 09:12:07 AM
1 votes:

bhcompy: Krieghund: For the Horde Raven God!


www.poetryfoundation.org
2012-11-07 09:03:00 AM
1 votes:

quatchi: Welcome to the Senate, CL. I think you'll find it's a lot like Barrens chat in many ways.


She'll pass a resolution honorin Mankrik's wife.
2012-11-07 08:58:56 AM
1 votes:

Ramien: This is going to really cut into her raid schedule.


I'm more worried about the Hellscream Lobby.
2012-11-07 08:16:10 AM
1 votes:
Hail Nocturn!
Wait, WoW?
nm
2012-11-07 07:55:30 AM
1 votes:

fusillade762: STOP TOUCHING ME.

/obscure?


Zug zug.
2012-11-07 07:31:35 AM
1 votes:

quatchi: Teknowaffle: quatchi: just because she happened to play a little WOW is really the icing on the cake!

Nothing against her, but doesn't it take more than a "little" playing to get to level ?

I ground a Pandaren Monk from level 1 to 90 in about 3 days. It doesn't take that long.

Trick is not sleeping, of course.

*blink*

/5 90s and 11 professions done 6 85s waiting to go.


I ..... what?

You need a new distraction. Try running for public office.

/two 90s
//and that's all I'll EVER have
2012-11-07 07:27:41 AM
1 votes:
Awesome.

i249.photobucket.com
2012-11-07 06:46:24 AM
1 votes:

quatchi:
Welcome to the Senate, CL. I think you'll find it's a lot like Barrens chat in many ways.


White noise with a random penis? Actually yeah... sounds pretty much like centre of political power (Senate, House of Lords & Commons here, etc.)
2012-11-07 06:25:55 AM
1 votes:
OMG she has a hobby! Kill Her!
2012-11-07 06:14:47 AM
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com
img.photobucket.com

For the Horde!
2012-11-07 05:47:59 AM
1 votes:
Lok'tar ogar! For the Horde!
2012-11-07 05:18:14 AM
1 votes:
Nice! So much farking win last night, I am cautiously optimistic about this country again. I hope we just witnessed the death of the Tea Party, and then some.
2012-11-07 05:11:20 AM
1 votes:
For the (Democrat) Horde!
2012-11-07 02:20:19 AM
1 votes:
She'll just panic and stick her head in the sand

/wait... what?
//sorry... I read that as 'ostrich'
 
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