Dinobot: Did some monk finish writing all possible names of god?
Kingly Weevil: It's because Obama was re-elected. The Republicans would have really bolstered star production.
Psychopusher: I wouldn't worry. In about 5 billion years, Andromeda will swing by for a booty call and we'll have another baby boom.
Egoy3k: This is clearly a man-made phenomenon. I demand grant money to study anthropogenic universal star birth rate decline. Quick everyone we need to hold a summit!
Kit Fister: If, say, light reached us much slower, and all we saw was one sunset, how could we know there'd be a sunrise?
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