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(MSNBC)   Shaquille O�Neal files a complaint with the LA Lakers human resources department about coach Phil Jackson, claims Jackson said "I�ve got Internet stocks in better shape than you�   ( divider line
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2001-11-20 08:52:59 PM  
2001-11-20 08:54:30 PM  
funny, didn't know you could be prosecuted for telling the truth...
2001-11-20 08:54:55 PM  
They need a half satire/half true tag on fark.. Yeah, that's what we need.
2001-11-20 08:59:45 PM  
2001-11-20 09:07:57 PM  
2001-11-20 09:09:48 PM  
This doesn't even sound like something you would read on MSNBC.
2001-11-20 09:11:21 PM  
funny, nice to see people are taking frivilous lawsuit threats less seriously for a change. (see todays sa update)
2001-11-20 09:15:08 PM  
That thing reads like an Onion.
2001-11-20 09:16:08 PM  
It reads like the script from a Dennis Miller Live intro...
2001-11-20 09:16:39 PM  
Ohhhhh... you poor, grossly-overpaid and molly-coddled little the big bad coach picking on you?

(Big idiot probably makes more per single game than both my parents made as teachers in a whole year, and I'm supposed to feel sorry for the big whiny egotistical bastard?)

Oooo, sorry -- did I say that out loud?

2001-11-20 09:18:29 PM  
What happened? Did someone's fellings get hurt?
2001-11-20 09:21:10 PM  
Bah! The mislabeled satire again
2001-11-20 09:27:21 PM  
2001-11-20 09:27:26 PM  
forbids employees from discriminating....on the basis of race, religion ....or excessive body mass....

if we can't make fun of fat people simply because they are fat, then the terrorists ha....nevermind
2001-11-20 09:30:33 PM  
I thought Shaq was a retard.
2001-11-20 09:41:05 PM  
all of you that read this and didn't realize that it is satire are fools.
2001-11-20 10:01:32 PM  
Satire is better when its not labeled as such, makes for better comments when some people don't see it right away.
2001-11-20 10:04:18 PM  
Why the fark would MSNBC have a satirical article on it?
2001-11-20 10:18:23 PM  
hmm, which is harder to believe, that phil would make fun of shaq and not apologize, that shaq would seek legal means to prevent people from making fun of his "game," or that MSNBC would write satire without the author contantly telling you how funny he thinks he is?
2001-11-20 10:43:29 PM  
I knew it was a give away when I saw the name Susie Serenity.
Funny though.
And as much as Shaq sucks at acting and rapping,the guy is like a man among boys when it comes to all the other centers in the league right now.
2001-11-20 10:52:52 PM  
What is Shaq's weight up to these days?
2001-11-20 11:06:13 PM  
> Why the fark would MSNBC have a satirical article on it?

It's a column, not a news story.
2001-11-20 11:21:50 PM  
excessive body-mass? Since when did being out of shape = fat? I'm hopelessly out of shape, and I weigh 100 pounds! I have a brother who is pretty chubby and he's in much better shape than me.
2001-11-20 11:28:46 PM  

100cc's of ass-kissing, stat!!
2001-11-20 11:38:05 PM  
Imagine if a guy that larrge went "spreewell" on his coach. I don't think Budda would be able to save his ass on this one.
2001-11-20 11:39:50 PM  
Zaq: So true.
2001-11-21 12:09:20 AM  
Let's call Shaq a wahhhhhhmbulance.
2001-11-21 12:51:57 AM  

go make another shiatty movie you dumb ape.
2001-11-21 05:19:21 AM  
Being very disappointed that this story is untrue, I'll just make my snide jealous comment as though it were fact: "If he wants to pay me the kind of money Shaq makes, Phil Jackson can whip me with a dildo every day on national telvision."
2001-11-21 12:55:38 PM  
Flignir: Ummm that's kinda creepy in a very leather gay kinda way.
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