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(UPI)   Three men try to rob Chinese restaurant but can't make themselves understood by employees. You go now   (upi.com) divider line 36
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2012-11-07 09:48:04 AM
6 votes:
www.eventimagecenter.com
2012-11-07 09:46:11 AM
4 votes:
No English, my ass. Good job, Chinamen.
2012-11-07 10:55:27 AM
3 votes:

uberaverage: I'm sure they play the same "No speaky engrish" when it's time to pay their taxes.


wow...there is this line see...between funny stereotyping and just whiny racist butthurt...
and you just crossed it buddy boy....

i45.tinypic.com
2012-11-07 10:46:55 AM
3 votes:
So...they had the urge to rob again a half-hour later?
2012-11-07 10:15:10 AM
3 votes:
Ancient Chinese secret, eh?
2012-11-07 09:51:40 AM
3 votes:
You here 4 hour!!!!!
2012-11-07 11:37:37 AM
2 votes:
Damn yoo Mongorians! Stop tearing down my shiatty warr!
2012-11-07 10:37:32 AM
2 votes:

weapon13: We close now, you go.

On a serious note though, language barrier or not, in what country does 3 guys waving guns and banging on the cash register NOT mean a robbery?


Actually that is the international symbol for number 7 with snow peas.
2012-11-07 09:57:56 AM
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-07 09:52:38 AM
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-07 09:45:05 AM
2 votes:
You eat vegetable
2012-11-07 04:27:03 PM
1 votes:
www.achristmasstoryhouse.com
2012-11-07 03:37:15 PM
1 votes:

Bobbi Wickham: They were lucky they were arrested most Chinese take out places are secretly run by the Chinese mob (and the employees are slave labor). If the Chinese mob got them, there wouldn't be much left.


Sure there would: leftover moo shu pork, pork fried rice, sweet and sour pork, pork egg rolls, etc.

/Robber: the other, other white meat.
2012-11-07 01:46:56 PM
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2012-11-07 01:46:19 PM
1 votes:
You no come here anymore...
2012-11-07 01:19:16 PM
1 votes:

Haliburton Cummings: jshine: Haliburton Cummings: uberaverage: I'm sure they play the same "No speaky engrish" when it's time to pay their taxes.

/and, of course, there are a number of other Chinese restaurants around here that are strictly cash-only

yeah, and the $1.50 they save bought them the BIG MANSION they live in so they have somewhere to park the rolls royce..
gimme a break Himmler...

you know, if people not paying their taxes gets your ass in a sandpaper sling, why don't you fire up your chainsaw and go take it out on the rich guy down the road who is laughing at you as opposed to the guy who came to North America to feed his family and live the north american dream who has to deal with myopic racist pricks all day...

as John Stewart said so well,

"Why is it that if you take advantage of a tax break and you're a corporation, you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something you need to not be hungry, you're a moocher?"

but since we're going on about the "ethnicity that don't pay taxes", what about the Italian rackets?
oh right, "they" are white looking enough not to bother anyone..
we can forget about "those guys".. if it's "white" it's alright...
oh yeah, and "they" gave us the mob. right on. and that's ALL Italians right? all italians are in the mob?
pleeease.....

you know, if you knee jerk xenophobes went after the real cancer in your country to pay what they should, you'd ALL be living well and have less time to f blame your crap on the poor.

it's that systemic racism that keeps them poor. it's why a physicist /doctor / engineer in one country becomes a cab driver the second they set foot in your backwards ass country...

it's bad enough you steal the land from the natives, then when someone else comes over and doesn't pay taxes...OH THE INDIGNANT BUTTHURT....

fark off with your David Dukes apologist garbage moran. you white folks are a minority now..get used to it.
us more cultured folks are laughing at your inability to integrate with the modern ...



/you sound indignant and butthurt.
2012-11-07 01:07:44 PM
1 votes:

jshine: Haliburton Cummings: uberaverage: I'm sure they play the same "No speaky engrish" when it's time to pay their taxes.

/and, of course, there are a number of other Chinese restaurants around here that are strictly cash-only


yeah, and the $1.50 they save bought them the BIG MANSION they live in so they have somewhere to park the rolls royce..
gimme a break Himmler...

you know, if people not paying their taxes gets your ass in a sandpaper sling, why don't you fire up your chainsaw and go take it out on the rich guy down the road who is laughing at you as opposed to the guy who came to North America to feed his family and live the north american dream who has to deal with myopic racist pricks all day...

as John Stewart said so well,

"Why is it that if you take advantage of a tax break and you're a corporation, you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something you need to not be hungry, you're a moocher?"

but since we're going on about the "ethnicity that don't pay taxes", what about the Italian rackets?
oh right, "they" are white looking enough not to bother anyone..
we can forget about "those guys".. if it's "white" it's alright...
oh yeah, and "they" gave us the mob. right on. and that's ALL Italians right? all italians are in the mob?
pleeease.....

you know, if you knee jerk xenophobes went after the real cancer in your country to pay what they should, you'd ALL be living well and have less time to f blame your crap on the poor.

it's that systemic racism that keeps them poor. it's why a physicist /doctor / engineer in one country becomes a cab driver the second they set foot in your backwards ass country...

it's bad enough you steal the land from the natives, then when someone else comes over and doesn't pay taxes...OH THE INDIGNANT BUTTHURT....

fark off with your David Dukes apologist garbage moran. you white folks are a minority now..get used to it.
us more cultured folks are laughing at your inability to integrate with the modern world. 

your "us and them" attitude is why you can't have anything nice.

you and your racist pal can fark off...
2012-11-07 12:14:31 PM
1 votes:
2012-11-07 12:11:44 PM
1 votes:

Tax Boy: [24.media.tumblr.com image 468x700]


www.hwdyk.com

I yell "Cartwright".
2012-11-07 11:03:43 AM
1 votes:
"How you like the spicy? Mild, medium, or large?"
2012-11-07 10:55:23 AM
1 votes:
I went out to "cold tea" late one night (that's slang for after-hours liquor at a Chinese restaurant) and asked the owner for a table for three. He said, "No table for free! You pay!"
2012-11-07 10:54:39 AM
1 votes:
Then his wife said, "Why you want beef chop-suey at 2 am???"
2012-11-07 10:50:25 AM
1 votes:
i50.tinypic.com

"i just do eyes..."
2012-11-07 10:45:58 AM
1 votes:
For those of you who don't get it, allow us to educate you.

Chinese Buffet!

/You scare my wife!
2012-11-07 10:36:16 AM
1 votes:
Did they confuse them with the Asian Penis Gambit?

Chinese have tiny Asian penises, smaller than Japs. You have big European penises. You must go. We have no room for your big European penises in our tiny Chinese restaurant. We feel bad, no can make Tiger Dong soup with giant European penises in restaurant.
2012-11-07 10:32:57 AM
1 votes:
YOUR FOOD READY. YOUR FOOD READY TEN FIVE MINUTE.

Says the place near me.
2012-11-07 10:24:47 AM
1 votes:
And thennnn....
2012-11-07 10:22:26 AM
1 votes:
Never rob a Chinese kitchen.

This is the best thing that could have happened to the robbers.

They were smart not to escalate.
2012-11-07 10:18:32 AM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: 这是一个抢劫


Some of the results from google, + tralation, I give 5 points to "God Strategy"

I was a robbery committed, this is my story - radish network,
Elderly for pension deliberately robbery imprisonment: This is a sad story
"God strategy," and the body of the seventy-third robbery a career
2012-11-07 10:14:19 AM
1 votes:
这是一个抢劫
2012-11-07 10:09:51 AM
1 votes:
We close now, you go.

On a serious note though, language barrier or not, in what country does 3 guys waving guns and banging on the cash register NOT mean a robbery?
2012-11-07 10:04:45 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
We all look alike to them.
2012-11-07 10:02:44 AM
1 votes:
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
2012-11-07 10:01:05 AM
1 votes:
I have a gub

seattle98.files.wordpress.com 
2012-11-07 09:55:36 AM
1 votes:
Their failure must have left them very hot and sour.
2012-11-07 09:48:50 AM
1 votes:
Awesome headline
 
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