Bob the Internet Barbarian: For those of you who don't get it, allow us to educate you.Chinese Buffet!/You scare my wife!
vudukungfu: IsNoGood: vudukungfu: 这是一个抢劫Some of the results from google, + tralation, I give 5 points to "God Strategy"I was a robbery committed, this is my story - radish network,Elderly for pension deliberately robbery imprisonment: This is a sad story"God strategy," and the body of the seventy-third robbery a careerYeah yeah, just pull that out of your fortune cookie and whip out a pair of numchunks*, and they'll comply.*that's how my redneck cousin says it.
Kerr Avon: Obviously absent.[i465.photobucket.com image 683x1024]
mr_fulano: Kerr Avon: Obviously absent.[i465.photobucket.com image 683x1024]Could you possibly find a bigger picture?
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Valiente: Your redneck cousin sounds like a real numchunk.
Haliburton Cummings: uberaverage: I'm sure they play the same "No speaky engrish" when it's time to pay their taxes.wow...there is this line see...between funny stereotyping and just whiny racist butthurt...and you just crossed it buddy boy....[i45.tinypic.com image 350x192]
mortimer_ford: No English, my ass. Good job, Chinamen.
jshine: Haliburton Cummings: uberaverage: I'm sure they play the same "No speaky engrish" when it's time to pay their taxes./and, of course, there are a number of other Chinese restaurants around here that are strictly cash-only
Haliburton Cummings: jshine: Haliburton Cummings: uberaverage: I'm sure they play the same "No speaky engrish" when it's time to pay their taxes./and, of course, there are a number of other Chinese restaurants around here that are strictly cash-onlyyeah, and the $1.50 they save bought them the BIG MANSION they live in so they have somewhere to park the rolls royce..gimme a break Himmler...you know, if people not paying their taxes gets your ass in a sandpaper sling, why don't you fire up your chainsaw and go take it out on the rich guy down the road who is laughing at you as opposed to the guy who came to North America to feed his family and live the north american dream who has to deal with myopic racist pricks all day...as John Stewart said so well,"Why is it that if you take advantage of a tax break and you're a corporation, you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something you need to not be hungry, you're a moocher?"but since we're going on about the "ethnicity that don't pay taxes", what about the Italian rackets?oh right, "they" are white looking enough not to bother anyone..we can forget about "those guys".. if it's "white" it's alright...oh yeah, and "they" gave us the mob. right on. and that's ALL Italians right? all italians are in the mob?pleeease.....you know, if you knee jerk xenophobes went after the real cancer in your country to pay what they should, you'd ALL be living well and have less time to f blame your crap on the poor.it's that systemic racism that keeps them poor. it's why a physicist /doctor / engineer in one country becomes a cab driver the second they set foot in your backwards ass country...it's bad enough you steal the land from the natives, then when someone else comes over and doesn't pay taxes...OH THE INDIGNANT BUTTHURT....fark off with your David Dukes apologist garbage moran. you white folks are a minority now..get used to it.us more cultured folks are laughing at your inability to integrate with the modern ...
uberaverage: I'm sure they play the same "No speaky engrish" when it's time to pay their taxes.
Bobbi Wickham: They were lucky they were arrested most Chinese take out places are secretly run by the Chinese mob (and the employees are slave labor). If the Chinese mob got them, there wouldn't be much left.
weapon13: We close now, you go.On a serious note though, language barrier or not, in what country does 3 guys waving guns and banging on the cash register NOT mean a robbery?
onyxruby: 这是一个抢劫 = this is a robbery.
Barnstormer: I went out to "cold tea" late one night (that's slang for after-hours liquor at a Chinese restaurant) and asked the owner for a table for three. He said, "No table for free! You pay!"
vudukungfu: onyxruby: 这是一个抢劫 = this is a robbery.forgot your numchunks, cuz.
onyxruby: vudukungfu: onyxruby: 这是一个抢劫 = this is a robbery.forgot your numchunks, cuz.My very Chinese girlfriend says that grew up in China disagrees with you.
starsrift: I'm not banking on your transcribing skills
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