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(UPI)   Three men try to rob Chinese restaurant but can't make themselves understood by employees. You go now   (upi.com) divider line 87
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2012-11-07 09:45:05 AM  
You eat vegetable
 
2012-11-07 09:46:11 AM  
No English, my ass. Good job, Chinamen.
 
2012-11-07 09:48:04 AM  
www.eventimagecenter.com
 
2012-11-07 09:48:50 AM  
Awesome headline
 
2012-11-07 09:48:58 AM  
Rucky chinamen.
 
2012-11-07 09:51:40 AM  
You here 4 hour!!!!!
 
2012-11-07 09:51:51 AM  
chinesedishnamerelatingtoarticle.jpeg
 
2012-11-07 09:52:38 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-07 09:55:36 AM  
Their failure must have left them very hot and sour.
 
2012-11-07 09:57:56 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-07 09:58:20 AM  
You so big.
 
2012-11-07 09:59:27 AM  
some good prison reading for them:

"Dark Spots on the Wall" by Hu Flung Dung
 
2012-11-07 09:59:28 AM  
Obviously absent.

i465.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-07 09:59:38 AM  
Was on the scene:

cghm.org
 
2012-11-07 10:01:05 AM  
I have a gub

seattle98.files.wordpress.com 
 
2012-11-07 10:02:01 AM  

Kerr Avon: Obviously absent.

[i465.photobucket.com image 683x1024]


"San Francisco cocksucker!"

"Swangen!"
 
2012-11-07 10:02:37 AM  
Wonder about the wisdom of a stick-up in a place that employs gentlemen adroit with sharp knives and heavy cleavers.
Then again, stickup man isn't on the Mensa employment list.

i.qkme.me
 
2012-11-07 10:02:44 AM  
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2012-11-07 10:04:45 AM  
i.imgur.com
We all look alike to them.
 
2012-11-07 10:07:32 AM  
Now dat ownge cheeken! Unbereavabuh!
 
2012-11-07 10:09:51 AM  
We close now, you go.

On a serious note though, language barrier or not, in what country does 3 guys waving guns and banging on the cash register NOT mean a robbery?
 
2012-11-07 10:14:19 AM  
这是一个抢劫
 
2012-11-07 10:15:10 AM  
Ancient Chinese secret, eh?
 
2012-11-07 10:16:09 AM  
I'm sure they play the same "No speaky engrish" when it's time to pay their taxes.
 
2012-11-07 10:18:32 AM  

vudukungfu: 这是一个抢劫


Some of the results from google, + tralation, I give 5 points to "God Strategy"

I was a robbery committed, this is my story - radish network,
Elderly for pension deliberately robbery imprisonment: This is a sad story
"God strategy," and the body of the seventy-third robbery a career
 
2012-11-07 10:20:03 AM  
Missed this one

Robbery escape broke his leg stolen money into hospital charges

4 Points.
 
2012-11-07 10:22:26 AM  
Never rob a Chinese kitchen.

This is the best thing that could have happened to the robbers.

They were smart not to escalate.
 
2012-11-07 10:24:47 AM  
And thennnn....
 
2012-11-07 10:24:57 AM  

IsNoGood: vudukungfu: 这是一个抢劫

Some of the results from google, + tralation, I give 5 points to "God Strategy"

I was a robbery committed, this is my story - radish network,
Elderly for pension deliberately robbery imprisonment: This is a sad story
"God strategy," and the body of the seventy-third robbery a career


Yeah yeah, just pull that out of your fortune cookie and whip out a pair of numchunks*, and they'll comply.

*that's how my redneck cousin says it.
 
2012-11-07 10:26:32 AM  

Enemabag Jones: Never rob a Chinese kitchen.

.


There is one near my job that has a lady so mean behind the counter, I don't even go in to buy lunch.
And you don't need to know Chinese to know what she is saying about your order to the cooks.
 
2012-11-07 10:27:37 AM  
You got beef?
 
2012-11-07 10:32:57 AM  
YOUR FOOD READY. YOUR FOOD READY TEN FIVE MINUTE.

Says the place near me.
 
2012-11-07 10:35:07 AM  
I'm pretty sure they were faking just to frustrate the robbers.
 
2012-11-07 10:35:32 AM  
A police dog led officers to a car and three men were detained, but not officially arrested.

Not officially arrested = "We found three dudes that look like the guys we're after.. but we're not sure they're them... so that's an detaining"

...they must be guilty of SOMETHING, right?
 
2012-11-07 10:36:16 AM  
Did they confuse them with the Asian Penis Gambit?

Chinese have tiny Asian penises, smaller than Japs. You have big European penises. You must go. We have no room for your big European penises in our tiny Chinese restaurant. We feel bad, no can make Tiger Dong soup with giant European penises in restaurant.
 
2012-11-07 10:36:33 AM  
Nice job subby. I lol'd

/that's racist
 
2012-11-07 10:37:29 AM  

walkerhound: [www.eventimagecenter.com image 300x180]


Beat me.

"You been here four hour!"

/laughed so hard
 
2012-11-07 10:37:32 AM  

weapon13: We close now, you go.

On a serious note though, language barrier or not, in what country does 3 guys waving guns and banging on the cash register NOT mean a robbery?


Actually that is the international symbol for number 7 with snow peas.
 
2012-11-07 10:39:44 AM  
vudukungfu
Enemabag Jones: Never rob a Chinese kitchen.
There is one near my job that has a lady so mean behind the counter, I don't even go in to buy lunch. And you don't need to know Chinese to know what she is saying about your order to the cooks.


Don't be afraid of a Chinese hostess being slightly aggressive rude...be afraid of a Chinese hostess being too nice.
 
2012-11-07 10:44:36 AM  

Enemabag Jones: vudukungfu
Enemabag Jones: Never rob a Chinese kitchen.
There is one near my job that has a lady so mean behind the counter, I don't even go in to buy lunch. And you don't need to know Chinese to know what she is saying about your order to the cooks.

Don't be afraid of a Chinese hostess being slightly aggressive rude...be afraid of a Chinese hostess being too nice.


//// this...
 
2012-11-07 10:45:58 AM  
For those of you who don't get it, allow us to educate you.

Chinese Buffet!

/You scare my wife!
 
2012-11-07 10:46:55 AM  
So...they had the urge to rob again a half-hour later?
 
2012-11-07 10:50:25 AM  
i50.tinypic.com

"i just do eyes..."
 
2012-11-07 10:54:39 AM  
Then his wife said, "Why you want beef chop-suey at 2 am???"
 
2012-11-07 10:55:23 AM  
I went out to "cold tea" late one night (that's slang for after-hours liquor at a Chinese restaurant) and asked the owner for a table for three. He said, "No table for free! You pay!"
 
2012-11-07 10:55:27 AM  

uberaverage: I'm sure they play the same "No speaky engrish" when it's time to pay their taxes.


wow...there is this line see...between funny stereotyping and just whiny racist butthurt...
and you just crossed it buddy boy....

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-07 10:57:19 AM  
media.giantbomb.com

Does not approve
 
2012-11-07 10:57:32 AM  
/fluctuations
 
2012-11-07 11:03:43 AM  
"How you like the spicy? Mild, medium, or large?"
 
2012-11-07 11:07:23 AM  
img.photobucket.com 

Wanted for questioning...
 
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