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(Sports Illustrated)   Jerry Jones is determined not to win the Super Bowl at any cost   ( divider line
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3611 clicks; posted to Sports » on 07 Nov 2012 at 10:25 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-07 12:10:16 PM  
3 votes:
Speaking as a fan who has detested the Cowgirls dating from their "America's Team" BS, allow me to salute owner Jerry Jones for sticking by his GM, Jerry Jones.
2012-11-07 08:09:53 PM  
2 votes:

intotheabyss81: Romolicious

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2012-11-07 10:33:33 AM  
2 votes:

farbekrieg: with al davis dead, id say that the nfc east has the lead with the jerry and dan snyder

they should put the Oakland Raiders, Dallas Cowboys, Washington Redskins and Tennessee Titans in the same division and call it the crazy old bastard division
2012-11-07 05:29:36 PM  
1 vote:

muck4doo: Finally Jimmy!

Dammit I love that guy so much. JIMMY IF YOU'RE READING THIS I LOVE YOU

JohnBigBootay: Getting credit is the thing that scratches Jerry's itch - more than titles and more than money. This seems self-evident at this point.

You know what? If he hired a good GM for us that took us back to the SB, he'd get credit for doing that. We'd all be so grateful & we wouldn't forget the relief we felt. I won't hold my breath, though.

JohnBigBootay: raptusregaliter: Holy crap, he looks terrible and sounds worse. Age is catching up to that sumbeetch no matter how much he f*cks up his face.

If Jerry hasn't had some work done I'll eat my hat. Dollars to doughnuts he's way into alternative not approved by the FDA anti-aging treatments. I'm sure the cryogenic agreement is already in place.

His mother just died at the age of like, 110. He has the longevity gene. He has the money to buy the best in experimental surgery and cyborg technology, so we're basically hosed.
2012-11-07 05:01:33 PM  
1 vote:
Jerry Jones is a cancer on pro football...

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... and HE'S the cure.

2012-11-07 04:27:01 PM  
1 vote:
Dear Cowboys fans,

See you in about 15 years after Jerry Jones is taking his dirt nap.


2012-11-07 12:27:58 PM  
1 vote:
Dear Jerry,

Don't you EVER change.

Someone who hates the Dallas Cowboys with the fire of 1000 suns.

2012-11-07 11:49:29 AM  
1 vote:

farbekrieg: snyder on the other hand has brought how many titles to dc?

I'll never forget Tony Kornheiser's on-air orgasm (airgasm?) when Washington resigned Dan Reeves circa 2005. he (Mistah Tony) was counting rings. "we're gettin' the band back together, maaaan!"
2012-11-07 11:49:07 AM  
1 vote:
Another Jerry Jones thread? He's crazy. He has an ego. I thought we already went over this?
2012-11-07 11:05:36 AM  
1 vote:

farbekrieg: with al davis dead, id say that the nfc east has the lead with the jerry and dan snyder

I mistyped the face off gauntlet, it should have been crazy/incompetent.

Some entries off the top of my head:

NFC East:
Manning's Manningface

AFC West:
Romeo's stare
Manning's Manningface
Al Davis' eternal flame
Raider Nation
Full Jake Rivers
Those creepy Rivers mouth-eye pics
Courageous Quinn
2012-11-07 10:52:12 AM  
1 vote:

muck4doo: The game had passed him by. He used that "flex" defense long past its shelf life.

Here I sit, asshole flexin', givin' birth to another Tex -- ehhh.....nevermind.
2012-11-07 10:49:02 AM  
1 vote:
Sorry Jerry. You suck as a GM and as an owner. I won't go so far as saying you suck as a human being, but you ARE the owner of the Dallas Cowboys.

He really needs to step down and hire someone more competent. 1996 was a LONG time ago; I know, because that's the year I got married. And divorced in 2010. You have NO excuse.
2012-11-07 10:47:28 AM  
1 vote:

macdaddy357: Jerry Jones' first act when he bought the team was to fire Tom Landry, the only coach the team ever had until then, and hire a crony.

You should check out a more detailed history of the Dallas Cowboys. Landry (while a legend) was no longer an effective NFL head coach and firing him was a condition of purchasing the team. A condition that Bum Bright put out and had been asking Tex Schramm for since 1987.
2012-11-07 10:42:17 AM  
1 vote:
Jerry Jones' first act when he bought the team was to fire Tom Landry, the only coach the team ever had until then, and hire a crony. While that was Jimmy Johnson, it still seemed dirty at the time. Firing Johnson after he won two Super Bowls in a row proved Jones is an idiot. The only other owner arrogant and stupid enough to be his own GM is Mike Brown of the Cincinnati Bungles.
2012-11-07 10:39:26 AM  
1 vote:
I wish he would just put himself in the ring of honor and retire to his pizza business.
2012-11-07 10:03:22 AM  
1 vote:
Could an entire stadium be sentenced if at the next home win, Jerry got trampled on the sidelines as people rushed the field?

I feel like no.

///NFC East vs. AFC West for the NFL title of craziest incompetence. I think it would end in a draw.
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