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2012-11-07 12:16:29 PM  

ddam: Tanner seems a bit lost out there but he's a rookie (I think or second year).


Dunbar put in a 4.44 40 IIRC. I know 40 time isn't the end-all but he's much faster than Tanner and Felix isn't nearly who he used to be.
 
2012-11-07 12:17:33 PM  

ddam: farbekrieg: Treygreen13: ***snip***
However, even with those two RBs the Cowboys can have a running game if the defense is breathing hard and not able to substitute players and are too tired to even line up like it happened in the TD drive in 4th quarter against Atlanta. Do that for the whole game and the wins will come.


If you ever figure out how to get Jason Garrett to effectively run the no huddle, please send instructions so we can beat them into Mike McCarthy. Gracias.
 
2012-11-07 12:20:02 PM  

roc6783: ddam: farbekrieg: Treygreen13: ***snip***
However, even with those two RBs the Cowboys can have a running game if the defense is breathing hard and not able to substitute players and are too tired to even line up like it happened in the TD drive in 4th quarter against Atlanta. Do that for the whole game and the wins will come.

If you ever figure out how to get Jason Garrett to effectively run the no huddle, please send instructions so we can beat them into Mike McCarthy. Gracias.


I've found the best way to run the no-huddle is just to have Jason Witten on your roster.
 
2012-11-07 12:24:41 PM  

ddam: However, even with those two RBs the Cowboys can have a running game if the defense is breathing hard and not able to substitute players and are too tired to even line up like it happened in the TD drive in 4th quarter against Atlanta. Do that for the whole game and the wins will come.


one drive and a handful of carries seems like an awfully small sample size.

seeing as the collection of carries for the evening was abysmal. (like 18 for 60 yards?)
 
2012-11-07 12:26:34 PM  

Treygreen13: roc6783: ddam: farbekrieg: Treygreen13: ***snip***

I've found the best way to run the no-huddle is just to have Jason Witten on your roster.



"If there's anything that has held the no huddle back, I would say it's been me," McCarthy said. "There are certain things that go on during the course of the game, if I don't like it, I probably pull the chain too many times. If I want to be critical of myself after the season, it would be that."

If McCarthy's stupid OC would stop screwing it up, the Packers would be much more effective on offense.

//That's the joke.
 
2012-11-07 12:27:58 PM  
Dear Jerry,

Don't you EVER change.

Love,
Someone who hates the Dallas Cowboys with the fire of 1000 suns.

/Romolicious
 
2012-11-07 12:35:33 PM  

roc6783: Treygreen13: roc6783: ddam: farbekrieg: Treygreen13: ***snip***

I've found the best way to run the no-huddle is just to have Jason Witten on your roster.


"If there's anything that has held the no huddle back, I would say it's been me," McCarthy said. "There are certain things that go on during the course of the game, if I don't like it, I probably pull the chain too many times. If I want to be critical of myself after the season, it would be that."

If McCarthy's stupid OC would stop screwing it up, the Packers would be much more effective on offense.

//That's the joke.


In his defense, he probably has to stop and think who is still available for plays.

"Who should I use in this set?...hmm. Jennings. wait no. Jordy...crap. Bens..aww crap... uh jermichashoot can't.....ahhhh OH PLAY CLOCK! Run someone off Bulaga!...aww ffffffuuuuuUUUUU BOMB IT TO COBB!!!!"

Touch down.

aaaaand scene
 
2012-11-07 12:39:59 PM  

Di Atribe: rickythepenguin: I couldn't bear to not see you, hotness. I knew I'd find you here.

[i.imgur.com image 310x295]


/jk keep going


Hay Di! I'm playing you this week in the Jinxes league. Need to turn this 2 game skid around. Good thing I get Hernandez and Welker back.
 
2012-11-07 12:46:44 PM  
Can the NFC North trade the Packers to the NFC East for the Cowboys? I hate being a fan of a team that has to deal with the well oiled machine that is the Packers twice a season. The Cowboys are only good once every 5-10 years, not year-in, year-out.
 
2012-11-07 12:50:42 PM  

thecpt: roc6783: Treygreen13: roc6783: ddam: farbekrieg: Treygreen13: ***snip***


In his defense, he probably has to stop and think who is still available for plays.

"Who should I use in this set?...hmm. Jennings. wait no. Jordy...crap. Bens..aww crap... uh jermichashoot can't.....ahhhh OH PLAY CLOCK! Run someone off Bulaga!...(Rodgers sarcastically rolls his eyes, calmly walks to the line, and calls out his own play, a strike to Cobb in the end zone) aww ffffffuuuuuUUUUU BOMB IT TO COBB!!!!"

Touch down.

aaaaand scene


Fixed for truthiness
 
2012-11-07 12:51:59 PM  
Tony Romo is not and hasn't been your problem.

Having a god awful offensive line since the days of Aikman and Co, incosistency (AT BEST) at RB during that same time period and a secondary that would hit hard yet couldn't actually defend the pass are the reasons the team has failed since the Jimmy Johnson era.
 
2012-11-07 12:56:16 PM  

roc6783: ist of living retired head coaches who will never return to coaching (feel free to add the ones I of course missed):

Bill Cowher
Brian Billick
Eric Mangini
Jim Mora Sr.
Herm Edwards
Tony Dungy
Jon Gruden
Mike Holmgren - Kind of doesn't count as he is a front office guy now
Joe Gibbs - Kind of doesn't count as he is a front office guy now
Bill Parcells
Steve Mariucci



good list.....Billick, Mooch, Edwards, and Gruden i think would come back. Dungy, Parcells, Gibbs, Cowher, and Holmgren are done, i believe.

I'd say Billick or Gruden comes back first. I heard Billick give that "yeah, I'd consider it if the right offer came by" speech maybe a year ago. Mooch is a bit of a long shot, as is Edwards, but I could see them coaching again.

but billick and gruden i think are certain to return.

/ig uess we could add joe bugel, marty morninwheg (DC or OC for someone), Mike Tice (Tennessee OC i think), Jack Del Rio (denver?), Jim Fassell (coaching in the now defunct UFL) to the list. bleh.
 
2012-11-07 01:03:43 PM  

rickythepenguin: roc6783: ist of living retired head coaches who will never return to coaching (feel free to add the ones I of course missed):
***snip***

/ig uess we could add joe bugel, marty morninwheg (DC or OC for someone), Mike Tice (Tennessee OC i think), Jack Del Rio (denver?), Jim Fassell (coaching in the now defunct UFL) to the list. bleh.


I didn't include anyone who is a coordinator or non-NFL coach, taking into account the Gerald Ford effect.
 
2012-11-07 01:07:31 PM  

rickythepenguin: I'd say Billick or Gruden comes back first.


Gruden is quickly becoming one of the NFL's top on-air personalities. Given that he's probably now making a ton of money to talk about football (easy) as opposed to coach football (hard) I'd be very surprised to see him back in the NFL. But, who knows, ego and boredom might change his mind.
 
2012-11-07 01:08:13 PM  

rickythepenguin: roc6783: Sean Payton?


isn't it about time for the annual "Where Will Bill Cowher Land?" rumor mill to start up?


Cowher is done, I think he finally convinced the media of that after 3 off seasons of "Where's the Chin and Spittle going?"
 
2012-11-07 01:15:36 PM  

iamskibibitz: Given that he's probably now making a ton of money to talk about football (easy) as opposed to coach football (hard) I'd be very surprised to see him back in the NFL. But, who knows, ego and boredom might change his mind.



i think he would come back in a second. I could see him going to San Diego just so he could stick it to the Raiders.

I bet Gruden is back within two years.
 
2012-11-07 01:16:05 PM  

roc6783: thecpt: roc6783: Treygreen13: roc6783: ddam: farbekrieg: Treygreen13: ***snip***


In his defense, he probably has to stop and think who is still available for plays.

"Who should I use in this set?...hmm. Jennings. wait no. Jordy...crap. Bens..aww crap... uh jermichashoot can't.....ahhhh OH PLAY CLOCK! Run someone off Bulaga!...(Rodgers sarcastically rolls his eyes, calmly walks to the line, and calls out his own play, a strike to Cobb in the end zone, jones runs the wrong route) aww ffffffuuuuuUUUUU BOMB IT TO COBB!!!!"

Touch down.

aaaaand scene

Fixed for truthiness


ftfm and for even more truthiness
 
2012-11-07 01:18:22 PM  

Treygreen13: Tony Romo is not a headcase. He's frighteningly consistent. He has a bad game occasionally, just like every other QB. He's had 2 games with high INT totals this season but there's a story behind them. Statistically Tony is a solid QB in pretty much any situation.


Tony Romo's Annual DYAR:
2012: 10
2011: 4
2010: 19
2009: 7
2008: 11
2007: 4
2006: 8

What a model of consistency.
 
2012-11-07 01:32:03 PM  

roc6783: List of living retired head coaches who will never return to coaching (feel free to add the ones I of course missed):

Bill Cowher
Brian Billick
Eric Mangini
Jim Mora Sr.
Herm Edwards
Tony Dungy
Jon Gruden
Mike Holmgren - Kind of doesn't count as he is a front office guy now
Joe Gibbs - Kind of doesn't count as he is a front office guy now
Bill Parcells
Steve Mariucci


I think Holmgren will be back as a coach. I wish Gruden and Cowher would so I wouldn't have to hear them talk any more.

germ78: Can the NFC North trade the Packers to the NFC East for the Cowboys? I hate being a fan of a team that has to deal with the well oiled machine that is the Packers twice a season. The Cowboys are only good once every 5-10 years, not year-in, year-out.


Man, don't do that. Packers games are the highlight (and often lowlight) of my season. I have so many relatives and friends that are cheeseheads.

/DET should turn in their NFC North "man card" until they start playing outside though.
 
2012-11-07 01:33:02 PM  

Coach_J: Tony Romo's Annual DYAR:
2012: 10
2011: 4
2010: 19
2009: 7
2008: 11
2007: 4
2006: 8

What a model of consistency.


Roc pointed me into this site recently and I'm getting use to their statistics, but isn't that pretty damn good? The stats are going to be inconsistent as they are based off of the replacement that year and his dvoa is pretty high too.
 
2012-11-07 01:36:38 PM  

skrame: /DET should turn in their NFC North "man card" until they start playing outside though.


Why do the Vikes get a pass? That roof got put back up.

/or is it because their moving west?
 
2012-11-07 01:54:58 PM  

SkylineRecords: muck4doo: Setting the DVR for Jimmy Johnson: A Football Life tonight on NFL network. I'd like to see the whole fall out with Jones re-visited.

Have you seen ESPN's "30 for 30" on the University of Miami? Great special.


Will have to check that out
 
2012-11-07 01:58:04 PM  

rickythepenguin: farbekrieg: snyder on the other hand has brought how many titles to dc?


I'll never forget Tony Kornheiser's on-air orgasm (airgasm?) when Washington resigned Dan Reeves circa 2005. he (Mistah Tony) was counting rings. "we're gettin' the band back together, maaaan!"


You mean Joe Gibbs, not Dan Reeves.
Tony Kornheiser made his reputation in the DC area in 1991. The Redskins dominated their first win, and he wrote a 'going to the superbowl get on the bandwagon' story. At the time he meant it to sort of be a joke about how passionate people would get after a single win--but every week the team won, or the loss was not significant, and eventually they won the Superbowl. The weekly editorials talked about the bandwagon, the musicians, the shiny polish, the trip to the playoffs, the snacks for the trip, he named names of fans and made good jokes for the time. It was must read stuff in the DC area at the time. He was joking on the air about those columns, which are probably still on washingtonpost.com if you care enough to find them.
 
2012-11-07 01:58:32 PM  

Coach_J: Treygreen13:

Tony Romo's Annual DYAR:
2012: 10
2011: 4
2010: 19
2009: 7
2008: 11
2007: 4
2006: 8

What a model of consistency.


Uhh...that's his rank compared to everyone else in the league, not the stat. So he is ranked in the top 10 in DYAR 5 of his 7 years in the league. Seems somewhat consistent to me. I don't pay for their site, so i only see data from 2009-11, but all of his rate stats, except INTs, on pro-football-reference.com are above average almost every year too.
 
2012-11-07 02:35:24 PM  
Why are there 73 posts about a 3-5 team with no QB, no head coach and no GM?
 
2012-11-07 02:39:22 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Why are there 73 posts about a 3-5 team with no QB, no head coach and no GM?


It's America's team. Duh.
 
2012-11-07 02:45:21 PM  

Rhypskallion: Tony Kornheiser made his reputation in the DC area in 1991


oh, i knew that. he was just giddy as shiat when gibbs got hired.

i worked in DC and regret never going to ESPN Radio studios to get his book signed. i listened to his show daily on streaming internet and remember how during commercial breaks, they kept the mics hot. He would KILL ESPN. and drop tons of shiat, fark, "dumb sonofabiatch", etc. on the streaming radio. he was then suspended for awhile and when he came back, they didn't air the streaming stuff. i guess ESPN got tired of him wearing them out on commercial breaks.
 
2012-11-07 02:52:34 PM  

rickythepenguin: poo. image blocked.


It was just the "oh you" picture, but it had on blonde hair & a bow LIKE ME!


grinding_journalist: Hay Di! I'm playing you this week in the Jinxes league. Need to turn this 2 game skid around. Good thing I get Hernandez and Welker back.


Hay GJ! Don't you mean 3 game skid? Ha! Hahaha! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA


HaywoodJablonski: Why are there 73 posts about a 3-5 team with no QB, no head coach and no GM?


Why is there one post complaining about other people posting in a thread? Just move onto the next story. You don't have to comment in every thread.
 
2012-11-07 02:55:14 PM  

skrame: germ78: Can the NFC North trade the Packers to the NFC East for the Cowboys? I hate being a fan of a team that has to deal with the well oiled machine that is the Packers twice a season. The Cowboys are only good once every 5-10 years, not year-in, year-out.

Man, don't do that. Packers games are the highlight (and often lowlight) of my season. I have so many relatives and friends that are cheeseheads.


Oh, I don't doubt that Bears-Packers games are a lot of fun since I have quite a few Packer fan friends. It's just that they don't make many mistakes at an organizational level like the Bears and Lions have in the past.

/cutting Nick Barnett is the most recent mistake of theirs I can think of
//beyond that, maybe letting Favre linger with the club for too long, and that's about it for the last decade
///maybe a bad coach or two, but they usually corrected those problems quickly
 
2012-11-07 03:03:03 PM  

thecpt: skrame: /DET should turn in their NFC North "man card" until they start playing outside though.

Why do the Vikes get a pass? That roof got put back up.

/or is it because their moving west?


I thought I had read here on fark that the new stadium would not be covered, or would have a retractable roof with games being played without roof unless there was thunderstorms in the forecast. Looking at vikings.com, I guess I remember wrong. Consider my statement amended.

germ78: Oh, I don't doubt that Bears-Packers games are a lot of fun since I have quite a few Packer fan friends. It's just that they don't make many mistakes at an organizational level like the Bears and Lions have in the past.


I think it's better for the Bears organization to play GB twice a year. I mean, how would we improve ourselves playing scrubs like DET and MN all the time?
 
2012-11-07 03:08:26 PM  

germ78: /cutting Nick Barnett is the most recent mistake of theirs I can think of
//beyond that, maybe letting Favre linger with the club for too long, and that's about it for the last decade
///maybe a bad coach or two, but they usually corrected those problems quickly


Yeah the switch to the 3-4 and not resigning Cullen Jenkins and Barnett were their fails of recent memory. Really the Favre thing was the best outcome, he was playing well that yeah and they practically got to the super bowl and no one could predict choking of that magnitude. Its fun to be a fan of them right now, but its not like the Bears have been terrible. Cutler doesn't get hurt and suddenly the Packers only score 14 at soldier field and 2010 could have ended very differently.
 
2012-11-07 03:09:21 PM  

Rhypskallion: rickythepenguin: farbekrieg: snyder on the other hand has brought how many titles to dc?


I'll never forget Tony Kornheiser's on-air orgasm (airgasm?) when Washington resigned Dan Reeves circa 2005. he (Mistah Tony) was counting rings. "we're gettin' the band back together, maaaan!"

You mean Joe Gibbs, not Dan Reeves.
Tony Kornheiser made his reputation in the DC area in 1991. The Redskins dominated their first win, and he wrote a 'going to the superbowl get on the bandwagon' story. At the time he meant it to sort of be a joke about how passionate people would get after a single win--but every week the team won, or the loss was not significant, and eventually they won the Superbowl. The weekly editorials talked about the bandwagon, the musicians, the shiny polish, the trip to the playoffs, the snacks for the trip, he named names of fans and made good jokes for the time. It was must read stuff in the DC area at the time. He was joking on the air about those columns, which are probably still on washingtonpost.com if you care enough to find them.


I had those all saved when I was a kid. The cartoons they had with them were even great.
 
2012-11-07 03:11:19 PM  

roc6783: Coach_J: Treygreen13:

Tony Romo's Annual DYAR:
2012: 10
2011: 4
2010: 19
2009: 7
2008: 11
2007: 4
2006: 8

What a model of consistency.

Uhh...that's his rank compared to everyone else in the league, not the stat. So he is ranked in the top 10 in DYAR 5 of his 7 years in the league. Seems somewhat consistent to me. I don't pay for their site, so i only see data from 2009-11, but all of his rate stats, except INTs, on pro-football-reference.com are above average almost every year too.


My point (originally) was that he's basically the same player at all points in the game. The biggest knock on him for people who don't watch the games was that he wasn't good in "clutch" situations, but of course that led us to finding out that Tony had the best QB Rating in the 4th quarter and earlier this season one of the trivia stats was that in late and close games Tony is the most accurate passer in the league.

Tony's average QB rating is 95.3. Very good.

On the road, it's 95.6 - at home 95.0

In his career, these are his QB Ratings per year:
95.1, 97.4, 91.4, 97.6, 94.9, 102.5

His last full season, these are his situational stats:
1st Half - 107.2
2nd Half - 96.7
Last two minutes of half - 94.7
Within 7 - 98.1
Up by 15 - 105.5
Within 15 - 111.7
Ahead - 102.6
Ahead by 1-8 - 109.4
Ahead by 9-16 - 95.7
Behind - 102.9
Behind by 1-8 - 102.4
Behind by 9-16 - 112.3
Tied - 101.8
1st Quarter - 103.8
2nd Quarter - 109.5
3rd Quarter - 86.8
4th Quarter - 104.4
4th Quarter Within 7 - 99.8
Overtime - 116.7

If Tony was a headcase, he'd have huge swings in situations where he's just not as good. But he's essentially exactly the same passer regardless of down, distance, score, time, anything.
 
2012-11-07 03:29:19 PM  

Treygreen13: roc6783: Coach_J: Treygreen13:

***snip***
If Tony was a headcase, he'd have huge swings in situations where he's just not as good. But he's essentially exactly the same passer regardless of down, distance, score, time, anything.


Firstly, i agree with you. Thusly, I was rebutting a weak statistical argument with other weak statistics in regards to your original assertion. Ergo, your argument, while parallel, is superior.
 
2012-11-07 03:31:06 PM  

Treygreen13: If Tony was a headcase, he'd have huge swings in situations where he's just not as good. But he's essentially exactly the same passer regardless of down, distance, score, time, anything.


with the exception of this year
 
2012-11-07 03:40:06 PM  

Di Atribe: Another Jerry Jones thread? He's crazy. He has an ego. I thought we already went over this?


We did. Several times. But I have to say I love his reasoning - "We're not structured that way." Of course he could just, you know, hire a GM. Then they'd be structured differently. I sort of have to respect the arrogance of an oil and gas guy with an insurance background who obviously loves football but at the same time has such a total lack of respect for his 'colleagues' that he could reasonably conclude that the best man for the job is himself.
 
2012-11-07 03:50:23 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Why are there 73 posts about a 3-5 team with no QB, no head coach and no GM?


Love or hate the Cowboys, you can't ignore them. Thank you for contributing to the the thread count.
 
2012-11-07 03:55:47 PM  
Finally Jimmy!

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/07/jimmy-johnson-calls- je rry-jones-g-m-claims-a-crock/

Jerry is an egotistical douche that has destroyed the greatest franchise in sports!
 
2012-11-07 04:02:49 PM  

muck4doo: Finally Jimmy!

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/07/jimmy-johnson-calls- je rry-jones-g-m-claims-a-crock/

Jerry is an egotistical douche that has destroyed the greatest franchise in sports!


Well, I don't know about all that but clearly he could not stand the fact that Jimmy got a lot of credit for the SB wins. Getting credit is the thing that scratches Jerry's itch - more than titles and more than money. This seems self-evident at this point.
 
2012-11-07 04:08:05 PM  

thecpt: but its not like the Bears have been terrible.


True. It's just hardwired into my Bears fandom that I expect the collapse. I've seen plenty of promising Bears starts get nuked from orbit due to key injuries at inopportune times. Cutler and Forte last year, Tommie Harris in 2006, Jim Miller in 2001...

/if the Bears lose Peppers its game over man
 
2012-11-07 04:08:37 PM  

muck4doo: I wish he would just put himself in the ring of honor and retire to his pizza business.


As an Eagles fan, I hope he and Andy Reid spend the next 14 years together.
 
2012-11-07 04:09:40 PM  

JohnBigBootay: muck4doo: Finally Jimmy!

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/11/07/jimmy-johnson-calls- je rry-jones-g-m-claims-a-crock/

Jerry is an egotistical douche that has destroyed the greatest franchise in sports!

Well, I don't know about all that but clearly he could not stand the fact that Jimmy got a lot of credit for the SB wins. Getting credit is the thing that scratches Jerry's itch - more than titles and more than money. This seems self-evident at this point.


He fired the greatest GM and coach he ever had in Johnson, and is now trying to take credit for building those SB winning teams. He wants to be known as a great football mind, and he isn't. He's a tard and a fool. Trust me, us Dallas fans appreciate that he is willing to spend money, and do what it takes to bring the new stadium and such, but he is the biggest dumbass in the league as a GM. There are so many people out there who could run the team better, but he won't let that happen because he wants full credit if he succeeds, but doesn't accept full credit for all his fails. The Cowboys Nation really need to start attacking him and get him to back down, but i expect he'll probably take the hose to us for doing so.
 
2012-11-07 04:18:33 PM  

germ78: True. It's just hardwired into my Bears fandom that I expect the collapse. I've seen plenty of promising Bears starts get nuked from orbit due to key injuries at inopportune times. Cutler and Forte last year, Tommie Harris in 2006, Jim Miller in 2001...

/if the Bears lose Peppers its game over man


I just saw on the ticker that Tillman might be out this sunday due to his wife popping one out. That would suck to happen. As a football fan I want to see him and Andre Johnson duke it out, also Foster is getting an attitude and I would love to see a strong corner pop him when he undoubtedly bounces a run to the outside.

Been generally waiting to see the Bears play good teams.
/mainly for the Pack's sake
 
2012-11-07 04:23:23 PM  
As an aside, I was watching DCC - Making the Team (or squad or whatever they're called) last week, and they had a segment where Jerruh was speaking at an event - training camp in California, I think. Holy crap, he looks terrible and sounds worse. Age is catching up to that sumbeetch no matter how much he f*cks up his face.

//you're all missing one thing - penalties are the achilles' heel of this team
/the Curse of the Cowboys are the stupid pile of ridiculous penalties, all game, every game
///been that way since I was a lil kid
 
2012-11-07 04:27:01 PM  
Dear Cowboys fans,

See you in about 15 years after Jerry Jones is taking his dirt nap.

Sincerely,

Relevance
 
2012-11-07 04:28:30 PM  

muck4doo: He fired the greatest GM and coach he ever had in Johnson, and is now trying to take credit for building those SB winning teams. He wants to be known as a great football mind, and he isn't. He's a tard and a fool. Trust me, us Dallas fans appreciate that he is willing to spend money, and do what it takes to bring the new stadium and such, but he is the biggest dumbass in the league as a GM. There are so many people out there who could run the team better, but he won't let that happen because he wants full credit if he succeeds, but doesn't accept full credit for all his fails. The Cowboys Nation really need to start attacking him and get him to back down, but i expect he'll probably take the hose to us for doing so.


Well, I hate to just parrot the old Al Davis comparisons but who else gets rid of coaches that just went to the super bowl? I think you'll just have to get used to it. A shiat sandwich and a cowboy SB trophy with someone else calling the shots have equivalent appeal to JJ. I have no doubt that he'll keep the job much longer than common sense would dictate but 70 years old is 70 years old. Dude ain't gonna last forever. At some point even he will realize he's getting too old for this shiat. Unless he really is another Al Davis. Either way the fan base will be set free in less than a decade at worst - he's not gonna be an 80 year old GM.
 
2012-11-07 04:31:55 PM  

raptusregaliter: Holy crap, he looks terrible and sounds worse. Age is catching up to that sumbeetch no matter how much he f*cks up his face.


If Jerry hasn't had some work done I'll eat my hat. Dollars to doughnuts he's way into alternative not approved by the FDA anti-aging treatments. I'm sure the cryogenic agreement is already in place.
 
2012-11-07 04:37:09 PM  

JohnBigBootay: muck4doo: He fired the greatest GM and coach he ever had in Johnson, and is now trying to take credit for building those SB winning teams. He wants to be known as a great football mind, and he isn't. He's a tard and a fool. Trust me, us Dallas fans appreciate that he is willing to spend money, and do what it takes to bring the new stadium and such, but he is the biggest dumbass in the league as a GM. There are so many people out there who could run the team better, but he won't let that happen because he wants full credit if he succeeds, but doesn't accept full credit for all his fails. The Cowboys Nation really need to start attacking him and get him to back down, but i expect he'll probably take the hose to us for doing so.

Well, I hate to just parrot the old Al Davis comparisons but who else gets rid of coaches that just went to the super bowl? I think you'll just have to get used to it. A shiat sandwich and a cowboy SB trophy with someone else calling the shots have equivalent appeal to JJ. I have no doubt that he'll keep the job much longer than common sense would dictate but 70 years old is 70 years old. Dude ain't gonna last forever. At some point even he will realize he's getting too old for this shiat. Unless he really is another Al Davis. Either way the fan base will be set free in less than a decade at worst - he's not gonna be an 80 year old GM.


The fan base is sick of him now. He has ruined this team.
 
2012-11-07 05:01:33 PM  
Jerry Jones is a cancer on pro football...

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... and HE'S the cure.
 
2012-11-07 05:07:44 PM  

thecpt: germ78: True. It's just hardwired into my Bears fandom that I expect the collapse. I've seen plenty of promising Bears starts get nuked from orbit due to key injuries at inopportune times. Cutler and Forte last year, Tommie Harris in 2006, Jim Miller in 2001...

/if the Bears lose Peppers its game over man

I just saw on the ticker that Tillman might be out this sunday due to his wife popping one out. That would suck to happen. As a football fan I want to see him and Andre Johnson duke it out, also Foster is getting an attitude and I would love to see a strong corner pop him when he undoubtedly bounces a run to the outside.

Been generally waiting to see the Bears play good teams.
/mainly for the Pack's sake


Well at least the Pack still has Matthews and Perry to sustain the pass rush....oh shiatburger.
 
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