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(Twitter)   One of the best things to come out of this election has been Donald Trump's hyper-delusional Twitter feed, with gems like "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive"   ( ) divider line 16
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2864 clicks; posted to Politics » on 07 Nov 2012 at 12:31 PM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-07 12:18:03 PM  
13 votes:

2012-11-07 09:12:52 AM  
9 votes:
The best part of waking up was Trump's bitter tears in my cup!
2012-11-07 10:20:59 AM  
4 votes:
The best part about this is the President has taken goading Donald Trump as a personal hobby of his.

Donald, if you haven't figured it out're never ever going to be able to humiliate Obama like he humiliated you. Just cut your losses.

Or don't. Keep on going. It's amusing to watch.
2012-11-07 01:01:17 PM  
2 votes:

PsyLord: I think the "hair" is growing into his brain.

That's how hair works. It's a parasitic organism that feeds on your brain power. The more hair you have, the stupider you are. This explains why bald men are wise. It also explains why some bald men are so in the Zen moment of things they have no thoughts at all. You probably know both types, perhaps tending bar in your favorite dive bars.

Hipsters grow superfluous hair because they think it makes them look smart but in fact it just makes them dumber. In some political and cultural circles, becoming dumber does make them look smarter, but not to the rest of us.

Examples of brain-parasite free people:

Saint Paul
Captain Picard

Examples of people whose brain-parasites have starved to death:

William Shatner
James Carville
Colonel Klink
Zim the Invader

People who have been destroyed by their hair

Carrot Top
Anybody with a Jew-fro
Ann Coulter
Anybody with a bee hive or page boy, except Marge Simpson (maybe)
Salvador Dali (devoured by a very clever mustache, a terrible way to go)
Yosimite Sam

People who have managed to control their unruly hair despite falling victim to it:

John Waters
Any moron with a crew cut
Sharon Osbourne
2012-11-07 12:47:42 PM  
2 votes:
Somebody ought to make a little book, a little red book, The Collected Tweets of Donald Trump.

Take that Chinese Communist Party!

I'd do it myself but I'm lazy. I figure it is easier if other people write the books and I just read them. In fact, the more books I convince other people to write, the fewer I have to buy and read since in principle at least, I already know the contents.
2012-11-07 12:42:15 PM  
2 votes:
Is this like the time on David Letterman that Trump said we had to elect Mitt Romney because of his tough stance on China and Barack Obama was doing nothing to protect American jobs from China and then after the commercial break, we found out that Trump's line of ties are made in China?

Because that must have been embarrassing.
2012-11-07 09:58:36 AM  
2 votes:
So slathering aircraft-grade industrial adhesives on your skull every day for decades has a long-term mental health impact? Who knew?
2012-11-07 01:33:14 PM  
1 vote:
If Donald Trump really annoys you, try humming "Send in the Clowns" and remind yourself that a parade is nothing without clowns. It's one of the places where they are least scary.

Isn't he rich?
Isn't he queer?
Losing his timing this late in his career?
Where is the Clown?
There ought to be Clown.
Wait, he's already here!
2012-11-07 01:14:17 PM  
1 vote:

sprawl15: LarryDan43: Why can't he be the old rich eccentric who becomes a recluse? Instead we get old rich eccentric with a need for attention on a Kardashian level.

Don't give him any ideas for a sex tape.

I would pay money to watch a black man piss on Donald Trump.

// I'm lying. I wouldn't pay for that. Buy I would watch it and laugh.
/// was K.K. actually peed on in her sex tape, or did her mom make her edit that part out?
2012-11-07 01:09:06 PM  
1 vote:
I often wonder how anyone can go bankrupt buying New York Real Estate or owning a casino. Then Donald Trump shows me.
2012-11-07 12:40:37 PM  
1 vote:
It would be awesome if Obama released his College Transcripts this week just for spite.
2012-11-07 12:39:19 PM  
1 vote:
What the hell does Trump know about manufacturing, anyway?? I thought his expertise was supposed to be commercial real estate and stiffing contractors.
2012-11-07 12:37:59 PM  
1 vote:
So did he ever take Colbert's balls into his mouth?
2012-11-07 10:27:47 AM  
1 vote:

Lando Lincoln: Or don't. Keep on going. It's amusing to watch.

It's kinda like watching a moth bump it's fool head into a light bulb over and over and over again.

I mean one level it's kinda sad and pathetic, of course, but on another it's morbidly amusing.

YMMV, of course, I'm told my sense of humour is somewhat oddish.
2012-11-07 10:19:06 AM  
1 vote:
Is it wrong that I sometimes fantasize about Trump finally pissing off the wrong person and getting the unholy SH*T beat out of him?

Seriously, his idiotic attention-whoring bullshiat is not funny and it never was.
2012-11-07 09:40:53 AM  
1 vote:
I thought his hair was going to shoot off into space he was so mad.
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