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(Twitter)   One of the best things to come out of this election has been Donald Trump's hyper-delusional Twitter feed, with gems like "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive"   (twitter.com) divider line 112
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2012-11-07 01:03:07 PM
Sorry. I couldn't remember Jesse Whozit's name. But if you have a bald Governor, just insert his or her name in the space provided.

And don't forget Karl Rove. He should be in the list of people whose brain-parasites have starved to death long ago.
 
2012-11-07 01:05:09 PM

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: Hey! I have you shaded in grey!


ok, I have you shaded in white. What's gray mean?

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: How about that election last night!?


Great victory speech by BO.

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: that is all.


I think you have more
 
2012-11-07 01:07:23 PM
Somebody told Donald Trump that Obama got 52% of the popular vote and that Romney only got 48%. We may never know who this nameless and faceless hero was. I suspect it was his daughter.

"Oh, Daddy!" She Tweeted, "Get a grip!"

Daughters are great that way. They are sometimes the only person who can call you out like that.

You can't just get a new one like you can with wives.
 
2012-11-07 01:09:06 PM
I often wonder how anyone can go bankrupt buying New York Real Estate or owning a casino. Then Donald Trump shows me.
 
2012-11-07 01:10:23 PM

skullkrusher: Great victory speech by BO.


Kinda a shiatty speech by Romney. "Join me in praying for the country?" Nice one Mitt, nice.
 
2012-11-07 01:12:00 PM

lennavan: skullkrusher: Great victory speech by BO.

Kinda a shiatty speech by Romney. "Join me in praying for the country?" Nice one Mitt, nice.


I was surprised that he managed to keep it together and not be a humongous douche. Considering how he couldn't even turn down the douche for the press correspondents' dinner, it was a farking miracle.
 
2012-11-07 01:12:48 PM
The Donald is just bitter because his daughter is banged by a staunched Democrat.
 
2012-11-07 01:14:17 PM

sprawl15: LarryDan43: Why can't he be the old rich eccentric who becomes a recluse? Instead we get old rich eccentric with a need for attention on a Kardashian level.

Don't give him any ideas for a sex tape.


I would pay money to watch a black man piss on Donald Trump.

// I'm lying. I wouldn't pay for that. Buy I would watch it and laugh.
/// was K.K. actually peed on in her sex tape, or did her mom make her edit that part out?
 
2012-11-07 01:23:38 PM
I think Trump jumped the shark right about the time he ate pizza with Sara Palin.

Every time I hear any Donald Trump jokes now, I just imagine someone who's still saying "whaaazzzuuup" like on those beer commercials 10 years ago.
 
2012-11-07 01:24:21 PM
Dear Donald the Patriotic Merkin,

China did not invent global warming. China has only been an economic power of any consequence since, say, 2000 plus or minus five years.

The Rio Conference took place before China found it could profit from offset schemes created by Europe.

Global warming was already a big government and public issue back in the Eighties--I know because I worked at Environment Canada for a while and they already had old outdated pamphlets explaining what the Canadian Government was supposedly going to do about it.

The CO2 series produced by Al Gore's climate change mentor in the 1950s had already established the basis for global climate change concerns before I was born.

John Callendar, a climatologist of the 1940s already believed the globe was warming, but was not alarmed as like many nineteenth century scientists, he felt the world could use a bit of warming.

In May, 1859, the year the Charles Darwin was forced to reluctantly publish a curtailed version of The Origin of the Species, the great Irish scientist John Tyndale (they named a major climate centre after him) did experiments in the basement labs of the Royal Society to establish how much various global warming gases, such as CO2 and water vapour, actually warm the atmosphere. Scientists thus had a firm grip on climate change basics before Darwinism became the rage among biologists.

In the 1830s, Joseph Fourier coined the term "greenhouse effect". He did not fully understand how it works, and his term. "l'effet de serre" was a bit of a misnomer since greenhouses merely trap warm air under glass rather than heat it. But there it was in ovo, the theory of global warming.

In short, the Chinese did not invent global warming. In fact, they barely acknowledged it. They certainly aren't goinig to go out of their way to stop it unless the West acknowledges that it has produced most of the greenhouse gases and other climate changing factors (such as deforestation) and that the poorer nations (such as China) have every right to become as rich as the rich nations, by doing what the rich nations did and are still doing, so long as their is no agreement to compensate the poorer nations and help them to become rich without carbon.

In short, the Chinese are not stupid, which is at least one advantage they have on climate change denialists and their dupes.

Sincerely yours, Brantgoose

P.S. Donald the Patriotic Merkin would be a good name for one of those fake children's books that satirists love to write. Sorry, I have no time to read or write. I'm too busy on the web reading and writing.
 
2012-11-07 01:25:04 PM

sprawl15: lennavan: skullkrusher: Great victory speech by BO.

Kinda a shiatty speech by Romney. "Join me in praying for the country?" Nice one Mitt, nice.

I was surprised that he managed to keep it together and not be a humongous douche. Considering how he couldn't even turn down the douche for the press correspondents' dinner, it was a farking miracle.


I think that's why it took so long for him to concede. It was over more than an hour before the Romney camp was willing to acknowledge it.
 
2012-11-07 01:28:28 PM
Hey guys! I have me on my favorites list. It makes it easier to find my posts so I can start where I left off or ignore myself.

I suppose I could put myself on my ignore list, but this works better because I can re-read what I said just to be sure I know what I think before I post.

I only have two people on my favourite's list. The other one is Jon Snow. That way I know what he thinks before I post, which saves a lot of typing, trust me.
 
2012-11-07 01:28:29 PM

cretinbob: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 480x341]

**snicker**


The cartoonist captured Obama's trollface pretty damn nicely, considering the size.
 
2012-11-07 01:33:14 PM
If Donald Trump really annoys you, try humming "Send in the Clowns" and remind yourself that a parade is nothing without clowns. It's one of the places where they are least scary.

Isn't he rich?
Isn't he queer?
Losing his timing this late in his career?
Where is the Clown?
There ought to be Clown.
Wait, he's already here!
 
2012-11-07 01:39:30 PM
Lennavan. He said: the nation chose another leader. And so Ann and I join with you to earnestly pray for him and for this great nation.
 
2012-11-07 01:40:37 PM
The fact that he tweeted that while in a city that was smashed by a massive freak hurricane is either ironic or indicative of cinching the belt WAY too tight while autoerotically asphyxiating oneself to one's own board game rules.
 
2012-11-07 02:01:35 PM
Is Ted Nugent dead or in jail yet?
 
2012-11-07 02:01:58 PM

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: Cletus C.: vpb: It's starting to look like he isn't just after the attention. I don't remember him being this crazy.

I was thinking the same thing, that he was playing the crazy old rich coot for the cameras. I was giving his acting skills too much credit.

Hey! I have you shaded in grey too!

How about that election last night!?


Well, hello. Shades of gray, huh. Wink, wink.

In answer to your question, that was indeed quite an election.
 
2012-11-07 02:03:38 PM

stealthd: Lennavan. He said: the nation chose another leader. And so Ann and I join with you to earnestly pray for him and for this great nation.


Fair enough, lets add even more context:

I ran for office because I''m concerned about America.... I so wish that I had been able to fulfill your hopes to lead the country in a different direction, but the nation chose another leader, and so Ann and I join with you to earnestly pray for him and for this great nation.

I'm concerned about America [and the direction Obama is taking it] I so wish I had been able to lead the country in a different direction but lost, so pray for him and this country.

This is not a "lets join together with him" moment. This is a "we lost, so the best we can do now is pray he changes his mind."
 
2012-11-07 02:08:09 PM
My favorite part about that Donald tweet was that he didn't even wait for the west coast polls to close yet. He called the neck and neck popular vote before CA, WA, and OR had a chance to total. A foolish man.
 
2012-11-07 02:16:24 PM
 
2012-11-07 02:19:54 PM

PapaChester: My favorite part about that Donald tweet was that he didn't even wait for the west coast polls to close yet. He called the neck and neck popular vote before CA, WA, and OR had a chance to total. A foolish man.


I'm really starting to believe that there are a lot of people in the New york real estate market who have been laughing their asses off about how they've shafted Donald 'The Art of the Deal" Trump. I have a feeling that it might be rather easy to use his monumental ego and his lack of logical thought to get him to agree to terms that are not so good for him.
 
2012-11-07 02:34:57 PM

Hobodeluxe: this is better than Donald's tweets.

nsfw language


Oh my. HAHAHAHA!

How come I can't see her, but i know what she looks like........
 
2012-11-07 02:37:57 PM
He's really pissed at Brian Williams at the moment. It's hilarious. He sounds like a 14 year old mean-girl.
 
2012-11-07 02:41:27 PM

Karne: Too bad he wussed out and deleted some of his good ones:

[i.imgur.com image 454x145]


I think it was pointed out that people like him usually don't fare too well when the revolution comes.
 
2012-11-07 02:42:43 PM

Max Awesome: He's really pissed at Brian Williams at the moment. It's hilarious. He sounds like a 14 year old mean-girl.


He's pissed because of this: Link

"Donald Trump, who has driven well past the last exit to relevance and peered into something closer to irresponsible here, is tweeting tonight," the NBC newsman said.

He referred to some of Trump's tweets, before saying, "That happened," and moving on to more important news.
 
2012-11-07 02:45:33 PM

brap: I'm tired of having to listen to every brainfart that doofus has.
 
Can we have a Trumpfree news week?


You could just not click on headlines that include the words "Donald Trump." You aren't required to do so.
 
2012-11-07 02:47:32 PM

skullkrusher: Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: Hey! I have you shaded in grey!

ok, I have you shaded in white. What's gray mean?

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: How about that election last night!?

Great victory speech by BO.

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: that is all.

I think you have more


Now I have to decide whether you just outed Cletus C. as your sockpuppet or not...
 
2012-11-07 02:48:28 PM
Dolan pls.
 
2012-11-07 02:50:17 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: skullkrusher: Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: Hey! I have you shaded in grey!

ok, I have you shaded in white. What's gray mean?

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: How about that election last night!?

Great victory speech by BO.

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: that is all.

I think you have more

Now I have to decide whether you just outed Cletus C. as your sockpuppet or not...


what did you come up with? I mean, it makes perfect sense that I would respond to a post I already responded to while accidentally logged in as my alt so I can see why you are having an internal debate on the topic.
 
2012-11-07 02:51:18 PM

skullkrusher: what did you come up with? I mean, it makes perfect sense that I would respond to a post I already responded to while accidentally logged in as my alt so I can see why you are having an internal debate on the topic.


I'd say that confirms it. Hi, Cletus.
 
2012-11-07 03:01:56 PM
Didn't he somehow manage to lose money owning a farking casino?
 
2012-11-07 03:02:20 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: skullkrusher: what did you come up with? I mean, it makes perfect sense that I would respond to a post I already responded to while accidentally logged in as my alt so I can see why you are having an internal debate on the topic.

I'd say that confirms it. Hi, Cletus.


You also noticed how the eyebrow licker said virtually the exact same thing to me Cletus and I he was responding to that?
 
Bf+
2012-11-07 03:06:42 PM

Hobodeluxe: this is better than Donald's tweets.

nsfw language



Oh wow. Just wow.
That's just....
wow.
 
2012-11-07 03:08:59 PM
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2012-11-07 03:28:27 PM

vpb: It's starting to look like he isn't just after the attention. I don't remember him being this crazy.


Me, too. I thought he was trying to gain ratings, but now I think he may have Alzheimer's.

Not that I really care.
 
2012-11-07 03:32:18 PM
Man, after a big lunch, I have to take a huuuuuuge Trump.
 
2012-11-07 03:32:54 PM
HA! Confusion.

Seriously. I just color right-leaning farkers in gray.

Today I am figuratively elbowing them in ribs & saying "How about that election last night?!"

It's fun!!

If I have mistakenly "grayed" anyone, my apologies.

//anyone seen 10lbsofcurds or Envirodud?
 
2012-11-07 03:35:46 PM

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: HA! Confusion.

Seriously. I just color right-leaning farkers in gray.

Today I am figuratively elbowing them in ribs & saying "How about that election last night?!"

It's fun!!

If I have mistakenly "grayed" anyone, my apologies.

//anyone seen 10lbsofcurds or Envirodud?


I saw 10lbs claiming that Nate Silver was proven wrong earlier.
 
2012-11-07 03:36:54 PM

Hobodeluxe: this is better than Donald's tweets.

nsfw language


This is too funny.
 
Ant
2012-11-07 03:49:16 PM
How the hell do I see replies to this tweet? I just don't get Twitter.
 
2012-11-07 04:00:39 PM
FTA: The key now will be for Republicans not to form a circular firing squad, but to grasp important lessons as to why we lost.

For some reason, this term keeps popping up on the right's postings today. It makes me... nervous.
 
2012-11-07 04:27:36 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: skullkrusher: Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: Hey! I have you shaded in grey!

ok, I have you shaded in white. What's gray mean?

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: How about that election last night!?

Great victory speech by BO.

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: that is all.

I think you have more

Now I have to decide whether you just outed Cletus C. as your sockpuppet or not...


Whaaaaaaa?
 
2012-11-07 04:33:42 PM

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: HA! Confusion.

Seriously. I just color right-leaning farkers in gray.

Today I am figuratively elbowing them in ribs & saying "How about that election last night?!"

It's fun!!

If I have mistakenly "grayed" anyone, my apologies.

//anyone seen 10lbsofcurds or Envirodud?


I'm sure I deserved your "graying," to my everlasting shame. I have been critical of Obama and I especially like to poke at his uh, supporters here. Some of you can't handle it, I guess. Mono thought is your game.

But I'm not deep in the other side. I want the country to be successful, and by extension a successful second term for Obama. But even if I I have had problems with him and do so again in the future, he deserves nothing but congratulations and best wishes today.
 
2012-11-07 04:34:19 PM

skullkrusher: Vegan Meat Popsicle: skullkrusher: what did you come up with? I mean, it makes perfect sense that I would respond to a post I already responded to while accidentally logged in as my alt so I can see why you are having an internal debate on the topic.

I'd say that confirms it. Hi, Cletus.

You also noticed how the eyebrow licker said virtually the exact same thing to me Cletus and I he was responding to that?


If Cletus C. is one of your alts, I'd say you're waaaay overdue for a review of meds.
 
2012-11-07 04:36:43 PM

fringedmyotis: skullkrusher: Vegan Meat Popsicle: skullkrusher: what did you come up with? I mean, it makes perfect sense that I would respond to a post I already responded to while accidentally logged in as my alt so I can see why you are having an internal debate on the topic.

I'd say that confirms it. Hi, Cletus.

You also noticed how the eyebrow licker said virtually the exact same thing to me Cletus and I he was responding to that?

If Cletus C. is one of your alts, I'd say you're waaaay overdue for a review of meds.


Jeebus. What is this? I am Cletus. One registration. Ever.
 
2012-11-07 04:43:50 PM
Hey, Donnie - those 70,000 extra followers you picked up aren't following you for your intellect and wisdom...

They're just here for the lolz...
 
2012-11-07 04:58:51 PM
I think the "Made in China" glue that holds his toupee in place is toxic and seeping into his brain.
 
2012-11-07 04:59:47 PM

brantgoose: Hey guys! I have me on my favorites list. It makes it easier to find my posts so I can start where I left off or ignore myself.

I suppose I could put myself on my ignore list, but this works better because I can re-read what I said just to be sure I know what I think before I post.

I only have two people on my favourite's list. The other one is Jon Snow. That way I know what he thinks before I post, which saves a lot of typing, trust me.


That Jon Snow is such a whiny Bastard, who would know that there were emo douchebags in Westros.
 
2012-11-07 05:01:00 PM
Esteemed Mr. Trump,

I sympathize with your plight. To be a visionary, or prophet, pecked to death in a culture that it little more than an ocean of idiots is a cruel fate. But while you might be a colossas isolated from your contemporaries an endless morass of senseless, gibbering, biting mouths, it is not so in the fullness of time and histories worth remembering. Your burden is be that fixed point for that history and an enduring example to your critics ignorance. Or shock them, as other greats have done. Great people like Hannibal, Mark Anthony, Cleopatra, and Ernest Hemingway have chosen how to end their chapters of history, and have done so with an exclaimation point, this may suit you as well. The alternative, of course, is to await the inevitable betrayal.

A concerned admirer,

Tickle E. Mittens, esq.
 
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