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(Twitter)   One of the best things to come out of this election has been Donald Trump's hyper-delusional Twitter feed, with gems like "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive"   (twitter.com) divider line 112
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2012-11-07 09:12:52 AM
The best part of waking up was Trump's bitter tears in my cup!
 
2012-11-07 09:17:57 AM
I'm tired of having to listen to every brainfart that doofus has.
 
Can we have a Trumpfree news week?
 
2012-11-07 09:17:58 AM
How long until Macy's and NBC drop him?
 
2012-11-07 09:18:05 AM
@MRbelzer is a stone cold loser with no talent--why did they ever put him on "Law and Order?

Dead wrong again.
 
2012-11-07 09:31:31 AM
Donald Trump is a giant moron whose significance wanes with every passing moment.
 
2012-11-07 09:40:53 AM
I thought his hair was going to shoot off into space he was so mad.
 
2012-11-07 09:58:36 AM
So slathering aircraft-grade industrial adhesives on your skull every day for decades has a long-term mental health impact? Who knew?
 
2012-11-07 10:06:11 AM

brap: I'm tired of having to listen to every brainfart that doofus has.
 
Can we have a Trumpfree news week?


It depends how rapid is his slide into complete undeniable batshiattery.
 
2012-11-07 10:19:06 AM
Is it wrong that I sometimes fantasize about Trump finally pissing off the wrong person and getting the unholy SH*T beat out of him?

Seriously, his idiotic attention-whoring bullshiat is not funny and it never was.
 
2012-11-07 10:20:59 AM
The best part about this is the President has taken goading Donald Trump as a personal hobby of his.

Donald, if you haven't figured it out yet...you're never ever going to be able to humiliate Obama like he humiliated you. Just cut your losses.

Or don't. Keep on going. It's amusing to watch.
 
2012-11-07 10:27:47 AM

Lando Lincoln: Or don't. Keep on going. It's amusing to watch.


It's kinda like watching a moth bump it's fool head into a light bulb over and over and over again.

I mean one level it's kinda sad and pathetic, of course, but on another it's morbidly amusing.

YMMV, of course, I'm told my sense of humour is somewhat oddish.
 
2012-11-07 10:29:19 AM

Lando Lincoln: he best part about this is the President has taken goading Donald Trump as a personal hobby of his.

Donald, if you haven't figured it out yet...you're never ever going to be able to humiliate Obama like he humiliated you. Just cut your losses.


Agreed; I like that the President actually found a way to have a little fun with Trump and blow off some of the steam that he surely wants to for all of the ridiculous birther crap that was thrown at him for the past 5 years.
 
2012-11-07 10:58:06 AM

brap: Can we have a Trumpfree news week?


Just posted this in the Trump revolution thread, but it fits well as a reply to your comment...

Time to slightly rephrase a '68 political chant. People unhappy with HHH, considering him LBJ's stand in, chanted "Dump the Hump" now it's time to "Dump the Trump!"
 
2012-11-07 10:58:12 AM
Looks like he fell asleep.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-11-07 11:33:02 AM
It's starting to look like he isn't just after the attention. I don't remember him being this crazy.
 
2012-11-07 12:18:03 PM
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

**snicker**
 
2012-11-07 12:32:27 PM
The concept of a lower standard of living was created by China and Mississippi to make lower wages more competitive.
 
2012-11-07 12:34:31 PM
holy crap Donald - there are 1,459 days until the next election. Don't blow your load
 
2012-11-07 12:35:44 PM
Wow Trump does troll Fark climate change threads after all. I wonder what his login is?
 
2012-11-07 12:35:46 PM

Ennuipoet: The best part of waking up was Trump's bitter tears in my cup!


Are his tears like player tears?.

threepanelsoul.com
 
2012-11-07 12:36:30 PM

cretinbob: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 480x341]

**snicker**


"TRANSCIPTS"?
 
2012-11-07 12:37:03 PM
I think the "hair" is growing into his brain.
 
2012-11-07 12:37:59 PM
So did he ever take Colbert's balls into his mouth?
 
Bf+
2012-11-07 12:38:51 PM
Trump is revolting?
Didn't we already know this?
 
2012-11-07 12:39:13 PM

whidbey: Wow Trump does troll Fark climate change threads after all. I wonder what his login is?


skookums
 
2012-11-07 12:39:19 PM
What the hell does Trump know about manufacturing, anyway?? I thought his expertise was supposed to be commercial real estate and stiffing contractors.
 
2012-11-07 12:40:02 PM
The best part was Brokaw's reaction last night. He was basically like "we're only going to talk about this because other people are right now" and then they showed a few of the loonier tweets.

Brokaw's only comment: "Yeah... So that happened."
 
2012-11-07 12:40:04 PM
Wow, you can actually feel the butthurt Trump has from whatever it was Brian Williams said about him. Also, I love reading this one:

The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy.

Oh so nourishing and delicious tears. I have been looking forward to this day for 12 years.

www.meanroostersoup.com 

By the way, Don, I'm all for getting rid of the electoral college. Have been so for actually more than 12 years.
 
2012-11-07 12:40:37 PM
It would be awesome if Obama released his College Transcripts this week just for spite.
 
2012-11-07 12:40:40 PM
He has the resources, he really should move to another country
 
2012-11-07 12:41:34 PM

tnpir: Is it wrong that I sometimes fantasize about Trump finally pissing off the wrong person and getting the unholy SH*T beat out of him?

Seriously, his idiotic attention-whoring bullshiat is not funny and it never was.


Is Buzz Aldrin still around? America needs him now more than ever.
 
2012-11-07 12:41:38 PM
Donald Trump is dominating a new Republican presidential nominee poll released by Public Policy Polling.

He leads with 26 percent, followed by Mike Huckabee at 17 percent, Mitt Romney at 15 percent, Newt Gingrich at 11 percent, Sarah Palin at 8 percent, Ron Paul at 5 percent, Tim Pawlenty at 4 percent, and Michele Bachmann at 4 percent.


From April 15, 2011.
 
2012-11-07 12:42:07 PM

CygnusDarius: Ennuipoet: The best part of waking up was Trump's bitter tears in my cup!

Are his tears like player tears?.

[threepanelsoul.com image 760x378]


this comic is funny because the cup is full of semen
 
2012-11-07 12:42:15 PM
Is this like the time on David Letterman that Trump said we had to elect Mitt Romney because of his tough stance on China and Barack Obama was doing nothing to protect American jobs from China and then after the commercial break, we found out that Trump's line of ties are made in China?

Because that must have been embarrassing.
 
2012-11-07 12:43:27 PM
Why can't he be the old rich eccentric who becomes a recluse? Instead we get old rich eccentric with a need for attention on a Kardashian level.
 
2012-11-07 12:44:38 PM

LarryDan43: Why can't he be the old rich eccentric who becomes a recluse? Instead we get old rich eccentric with a need for attention on a Kardashian level.


Don't give him any ideas for a sex tape.
 
2012-11-07 12:44:58 PM
What an idiot: "2005 The national science academies of the G8 nations, plus Brazil, China and India, three of the largest emitters of greenhouse gases in the developing world, signed a statement on the global response to climate change. The statement stresses that the scientific understanding of climate change is now sufficiently clear to justify nations taking prompt action"
 
2012-11-07 12:45:16 PM
In the interest of fairness, I will post something appealing about Trump.

cdn.mhpbooks.com
 
2012-11-07 12:45:17 PM
Too bad he wussed out and deleted some of his good ones:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-07 12:45:31 PM

ArcadianRefugee: cretinbob: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 480x341]

**snicker**

"TRANSCIPTS"?


Hah, I didn't catch that. Poor bastard is going to get rape raped by the GOP now.
 
2012-11-07 12:45:37 PM

vpb: It's starting to look like he isn't just after the attention. I don't remember him being this crazy.


I was thinking the same thing, that he was playing the crazy old rich coot for the cameras. I was giving his acting skills too much credit.
 
2012-11-07 12:46:28 PM
He's currently having an absolute meltdown over something Brian Williams said to him.

He reminds me of that crazy asshole on Youtube threatening to call the cyberpolice if people don't stop making fun of him.
 
2012-11-07 12:47:42 PM
Somebody ought to make a little book, a little red book, The Collected Tweets of Donald Trump.

Take that Chinese Communist Party!

I'd do it myself but I'm lazy. I figure it is easier if other people write the books and I just read them. In fact, the more books I convince other people to write, the fewer I have to buy and read since in principle at least, I already know the contents.
 
2012-11-07 12:53:38 PM

brantgoose: Somebody ought to make a little book, a little red book, The Collected Tweets of Donald Trump.


Hard wooden cover, faux gold details on the edges. Bold golden letters for the title, and studded fake diamonds alongside it. The collector's edition will not have common pages, but the edges will be metallic, and each time you open the book, a random Donald Trump quote will be heard.

It will be the book equivalent of this guy's business cards.
 
2012-11-07 12:53:49 PM

skullkrusher: whidbey: Wow Trump does troll Fark climate change threads after all. I wonder what his login is?

skookums


Victor E. Mosk
 
2012-11-07 12:59:18 PM

phaseolus: skullkrusher: whidbey: Wow Trump does troll Fark climate change threads after all. I wonder what his login is?

skookums

Victor E. Mosk


he's just misunderstood
 
2012-11-07 12:59:38 PM

Karne: Too bad he wussed out and deleted some of his good ones:

[i.imgur.com image 454x145]




lol

a revolution against Democracy.
 
2012-11-07 01:00:18 PM

skullkrusher: holy crap Donald - there are 1,459 days until the next election. Don't blow your load


Hey! I have you shaded in grey!

How about that election last night!?

that is all.
 
2012-11-07 01:01:17 PM

PsyLord: I think the "hair" is growing into his brain.


That's how hair works. It's a parasitic organism that feeds on your brain power. The more hair you have, the stupider you are. This explains why bald men are wise. It also explains why some bald men are so in the Zen moment of things they have no thoughts at all. You probably know both types, perhaps tending bar in your favorite dive bars.

Hipsters grow superfluous hair because they think it makes them look smart but in fact it just makes them dumber. In some political and cultural circles, becoming dumber does make them look smarter, but not to the rest of us.

Examples of brain-parasite free people:

Socrates
Saint Paul
Captain Picard

Examples of people whose brain-parasites have starved to death:

William Shatner
Governor
James Carville
Colonel Klink
Zim the Invader

People who have been destroyed by their hair

Carrot Top
Garfunkle
Anybody with a Jew-fro
Ann Coulter
Anybody with a bee hive or page boy, except Marge Simpson (maybe)
Salvador Dali (devoured by a very clever mustache, a terrible way to go)
Yosimite Sam

People who have managed to control their unruly hair despite falling victim to it:

John Waters
Any moron with a crew cut
Sharon Osbourne
 
2012-11-07 01:01:49 PM

Cletus C.: vpb: It's starting to look like he isn't just after the attention. I don't remember him being this crazy.

I was thinking the same thing, that he was playing the crazy old rich coot for the cameras. I was giving his acting skills too much credit.


Hey! I have you shaded in grey too!

How about that election last night!?
 
2012-11-07 01:03:07 PM
Sorry. I couldn't remember Jesse Whozit's name. But if you have a bald Governor, just insert his or her name in the space provided.

And don't forget Karl Rove. He should be in the list of people whose brain-parasites have starved to death long ago.
 
2012-11-07 01:05:09 PM

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: Hey! I have you shaded in grey!


ok, I have you shaded in white. What's gray mean?

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: How about that election last night!?


Great victory speech by BO.

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: that is all.


I think you have more
 
2012-11-07 01:07:23 PM
Somebody told Donald Trump that Obama got 52% of the popular vote and that Romney only got 48%. We may never know who this nameless and faceless hero was. I suspect it was his daughter.

"Oh, Daddy!" She Tweeted, "Get a grip!"

Daughters are great that way. They are sometimes the only person who can call you out like that.

You can't just get a new one like you can with wives.
 
2012-11-07 01:09:06 PM
I often wonder how anyone can go bankrupt buying New York Real Estate or owning a casino. Then Donald Trump shows me.
 
2012-11-07 01:10:23 PM

skullkrusher: Great victory speech by BO.


Kinda a shiatty speech by Romney. "Join me in praying for the country?" Nice one Mitt, nice.
 
2012-11-07 01:12:00 PM

lennavan: skullkrusher: Great victory speech by BO.

Kinda a shiatty speech by Romney. "Join me in praying for the country?" Nice one Mitt, nice.


I was surprised that he managed to keep it together and not be a humongous douche. Considering how he couldn't even turn down the douche for the press correspondents' dinner, it was a farking miracle.
 
2012-11-07 01:12:48 PM
The Donald is just bitter because his daughter is banged by a staunched Democrat.
 
2012-11-07 01:14:17 PM

sprawl15: LarryDan43: Why can't he be the old rich eccentric who becomes a recluse? Instead we get old rich eccentric with a need for attention on a Kardashian level.

Don't give him any ideas for a sex tape.


I would pay money to watch a black man piss on Donald Trump.

// I'm lying. I wouldn't pay for that. Buy I would watch it and laugh.
/// was K.K. actually peed on in her sex tape, or did her mom make her edit that part out?
 
2012-11-07 01:23:38 PM
I think Trump jumped the shark right about the time he ate pizza with Sara Palin.

Every time I hear any Donald Trump jokes now, I just imagine someone who's still saying "whaaazzzuuup" like on those beer commercials 10 years ago.
 
2012-11-07 01:24:21 PM
Dear Donald the Patriotic Merkin,

China did not invent global warming. China has only been an economic power of any consequence since, say, 2000 plus or minus five years.

The Rio Conference took place before China found it could profit from offset schemes created by Europe.

Global warming was already a big government and public issue back in the Eighties--I know because I worked at Environment Canada for a while and they already had old outdated pamphlets explaining what the Canadian Government was supposedly going to do about it.

The CO2 series produced by Al Gore's climate change mentor in the 1950s had already established the basis for global climate change concerns before I was born.

John Callendar, a climatologist of the 1940s already believed the globe was warming, but was not alarmed as like many nineteenth century scientists, he felt the world could use a bit of warming.

In May, 1859, the year the Charles Darwin was forced to reluctantly publish a curtailed version of The Origin of the Species, the great Irish scientist John Tyndale (they named a major climate centre after him) did experiments in the basement labs of the Royal Society to establish how much various global warming gases, such as CO2 and water vapour, actually warm the atmosphere. Scientists thus had a firm grip on climate change basics before Darwinism became the rage among biologists.

In the 1830s, Joseph Fourier coined the term "greenhouse effect". He did not fully understand how it works, and his term. "l'effet de serre" was a bit of a misnomer since greenhouses merely trap warm air under glass rather than heat it. But there it was in ovo, the theory of global warming.

In short, the Chinese did not invent global warming. In fact, they barely acknowledged it. They certainly aren't goinig to go out of their way to stop it unless the West acknowledges that it has produced most of the greenhouse gases and other climate changing factors (such as deforestation) and that the poorer nations (such as China) have every right to become as rich as the rich nations, by doing what the rich nations did and are still doing, so long as their is no agreement to compensate the poorer nations and help them to become rich without carbon.

In short, the Chinese are not stupid, which is at least one advantage they have on climate change denialists and their dupes.

Sincerely yours, Brantgoose

P.S. Donald the Patriotic Merkin would be a good name for one of those fake children's books that satirists love to write. Sorry, I have no time to read or write. I'm too busy on the web reading and writing.
 
2012-11-07 01:25:04 PM

sprawl15: lennavan: skullkrusher: Great victory speech by BO.

Kinda a shiatty speech by Romney. "Join me in praying for the country?" Nice one Mitt, nice.

I was surprised that he managed to keep it together and not be a humongous douche. Considering how he couldn't even turn down the douche for the press correspondents' dinner, it was a farking miracle.


I think that's why it took so long for him to concede. It was over more than an hour before the Romney camp was willing to acknowledge it.
 
2012-11-07 01:28:28 PM
Hey guys! I have me on my favorites list. It makes it easier to find my posts so I can start where I left off or ignore myself.

I suppose I could put myself on my ignore list, but this works better because I can re-read what I said just to be sure I know what I think before I post.

I only have two people on my favourite's list. The other one is Jon Snow. That way I know what he thinks before I post, which saves a lot of typing, trust me.
 
2012-11-07 01:28:29 PM

cretinbob: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 480x341]

**snicker**


The cartoonist captured Obama's trollface pretty damn nicely, considering the size.
 
2012-11-07 01:33:14 PM
If Donald Trump really annoys you, try humming "Send in the Clowns" and remind yourself that a parade is nothing without clowns. It's one of the places where they are least scary.

Isn't he rich?
Isn't he queer?
Losing his timing this late in his career?
Where is the Clown?
There ought to be Clown.
Wait, he's already here!
 
2012-11-07 01:39:30 PM
Lennavan. He said: the nation chose another leader. And so Ann and I join with you to earnestly pray for him and for this great nation.
 
2012-11-07 01:40:37 PM
The fact that he tweeted that while in a city that was smashed by a massive freak hurricane is either ironic or indicative of cinching the belt WAY too tight while autoerotically asphyxiating oneself to one's own board game rules.
 
2012-11-07 02:01:35 PM
Is Ted Nugent dead or in jail yet?
 
2012-11-07 02:01:58 PM

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: Cletus C.: vpb: It's starting to look like he isn't just after the attention. I don't remember him being this crazy.

I was thinking the same thing, that he was playing the crazy old rich coot for the cameras. I was giving his acting skills too much credit.

Hey! I have you shaded in grey too!

How about that election last night!?


Well, hello. Shades of gray, huh. Wink, wink.

In answer to your question, that was indeed quite an election.
 
2012-11-07 02:03:38 PM

stealthd: Lennavan. He said: the nation chose another leader. And so Ann and I join with you to earnestly pray for him and for this great nation.


Fair enough, lets add even more context:

I ran for office because I''m concerned about America.... I so wish that I had been able to fulfill your hopes to lead the country in a different direction, but the nation chose another leader, and so Ann and I join with you to earnestly pray for him and for this great nation.

I'm concerned about America [and the direction Obama is taking it] I so wish I had been able to lead the country in a different direction but lost, so pray for him and this country.

This is not a "lets join together with him" moment. This is a "we lost, so the best we can do now is pray he changes his mind."
 
2012-11-07 02:08:09 PM
My favorite part about that Donald tweet was that he didn't even wait for the west coast polls to close yet. He called the neck and neck popular vote before CA, WA, and OR had a chance to total. A foolish man.
 
2012-11-07 02:16:24 PM
 
2012-11-07 02:19:54 PM

PapaChester: My favorite part about that Donald tweet was that he didn't even wait for the west coast polls to close yet. He called the neck and neck popular vote before CA, WA, and OR had a chance to total. A foolish man.


I'm really starting to believe that there are a lot of people in the New york real estate market who have been laughing their asses off about how they've shafted Donald 'The Art of the Deal" Trump. I have a feeling that it might be rather easy to use his monumental ego and his lack of logical thought to get him to agree to terms that are not so good for him.
 
2012-11-07 02:34:57 PM

Hobodeluxe: this is better than Donald's tweets.

nsfw language


Oh my. HAHAHAHA!

How come I can't see her, but i know what she looks like........
 
2012-11-07 02:37:57 PM
He's really pissed at Brian Williams at the moment. It's hilarious. He sounds like a 14 year old mean-girl.
 
2012-11-07 02:41:27 PM

Karne: Too bad he wussed out and deleted some of his good ones:

[i.imgur.com image 454x145]


I think it was pointed out that people like him usually don't fare too well when the revolution comes.
 
2012-11-07 02:42:43 PM

Max Awesome: He's really pissed at Brian Williams at the moment. It's hilarious. He sounds like a 14 year old mean-girl.


He's pissed because of this: Link

"Donald Trump, who has driven well past the last exit to relevance and peered into something closer to irresponsible here, is tweeting tonight," the NBC newsman said.

He referred to some of Trump's tweets, before saying, "That happened," and moving on to more important news.
 
2012-11-07 02:45:33 PM

brap: I'm tired of having to listen to every brainfart that doofus has.
 
Can we have a Trumpfree news week?


You could just not click on headlines that include the words "Donald Trump." You aren't required to do so.
 
2012-11-07 02:47:32 PM

skullkrusher: Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: Hey! I have you shaded in grey!

ok, I have you shaded in white. What's gray mean?

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: How about that election last night!?

Great victory speech by BO.

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: that is all.

I think you have more


Now I have to decide whether you just outed Cletus C. as your sockpuppet or not...
 
2012-11-07 02:48:28 PM
Dolan pls.
 
2012-11-07 02:50:17 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: skullkrusher: Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: Hey! I have you shaded in grey!

ok, I have you shaded in white. What's gray mean?

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: How about that election last night!?

Great victory speech by BO.

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: that is all.

I think you have more

Now I have to decide whether you just outed Cletus C. as your sockpuppet or not...


what did you come up with? I mean, it makes perfect sense that I would respond to a post I already responded to while accidentally logged in as my alt so I can see why you are having an internal debate on the topic.
 
2012-11-07 02:51:18 PM

skullkrusher: what did you come up with? I mean, it makes perfect sense that I would respond to a post I already responded to while accidentally logged in as my alt so I can see why you are having an internal debate on the topic.


I'd say that confirms it. Hi, Cletus.
 
2012-11-07 03:01:56 PM
Didn't he somehow manage to lose money owning a farking casino?
 
2012-11-07 03:02:20 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: skullkrusher: what did you come up with? I mean, it makes perfect sense that I would respond to a post I already responded to while accidentally logged in as my alt so I can see why you are having an internal debate on the topic.

I'd say that confirms it. Hi, Cletus.


You also noticed how the eyebrow licker said virtually the exact same thing to me Cletus and I he was responding to that?
 
Bf+
2012-11-07 03:06:42 PM

Hobodeluxe: this is better than Donald's tweets.

nsfw language



Oh wow. Just wow.
That's just....
wow.
 
2012-11-07 03:08:59 PM
i373.photobucket.com

and

i373.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-07 03:28:27 PM

vpb: It's starting to look like he isn't just after the attention. I don't remember him being this crazy.


Me, too. I thought he was trying to gain ratings, but now I think he may have Alzheimer's.

Not that I really care.
 
2012-11-07 03:32:18 PM
Man, after a big lunch, I have to take a huuuuuuge Trump.
 
2012-11-07 03:32:54 PM
HA! Confusion.

Seriously. I just color right-leaning farkers in gray.

Today I am figuratively elbowing them in ribs & saying "How about that election last night?!"

It's fun!!

If I have mistakenly "grayed" anyone, my apologies.

//anyone seen 10lbsofcurds or Envirodud?
 
2012-11-07 03:35:46 PM

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: HA! Confusion.

Seriously. I just color right-leaning farkers in gray.

Today I am figuratively elbowing them in ribs & saying "How about that election last night?!"

It's fun!!

If I have mistakenly "grayed" anyone, my apologies.

//anyone seen 10lbsofcurds or Envirodud?


I saw 10lbs claiming that Nate Silver was proven wrong earlier.
 
2012-11-07 03:36:54 PM

Hobodeluxe: this is better than Donald's tweets.

nsfw language


This is too funny.
 
Ant
2012-11-07 03:49:16 PM
How the hell do I see replies to this tweet? I just don't get Twitter.
 
2012-11-07 04:00:39 PM
FTA: The key now will be for Republicans not to form a circular firing squad, but to grasp important lessons as to why we lost.

For some reason, this term keeps popping up on the right's postings today. It makes me... nervous.
 
2012-11-07 04:27:36 PM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: skullkrusher: Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: Hey! I have you shaded in grey!

ok, I have you shaded in white. What's gray mean?

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: How about that election last night!?

Great victory speech by BO.

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: that is all.

I think you have more

Now I have to decide whether you just outed Cletus C. as your sockpuppet or not...


Whaaaaaaa?
 
2012-11-07 04:33:42 PM

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: HA! Confusion.

Seriously. I just color right-leaning farkers in gray.

Today I am figuratively elbowing them in ribs & saying "How about that election last night?!"

It's fun!!

If I have mistakenly "grayed" anyone, my apologies.

//anyone seen 10lbsofcurds or Envirodud?


I'm sure I deserved your "graying," to my everlasting shame. I have been critical of Obama and I especially like to poke at his uh, supporters here. Some of you can't handle it, I guess. Mono thought is your game.

But I'm not deep in the other side. I want the country to be successful, and by extension a successful second term for Obama. But even if I I have had problems with him and do so again in the future, he deserves nothing but congratulations and best wishes today.
 
2012-11-07 04:34:19 PM

skullkrusher: Vegan Meat Popsicle: skullkrusher: what did you come up with? I mean, it makes perfect sense that I would respond to a post I already responded to while accidentally logged in as my alt so I can see why you are having an internal debate on the topic.

I'd say that confirms it. Hi, Cletus.

You also noticed how the eyebrow licker said virtually the exact same thing to me Cletus and I he was responding to that?


If Cletus C. is one of your alts, I'd say you're waaaay overdue for a review of meds.
 
2012-11-07 04:36:43 PM

fringedmyotis: skullkrusher: Vegan Meat Popsicle: skullkrusher: what did you come up with? I mean, it makes perfect sense that I would respond to a post I already responded to while accidentally logged in as my alt so I can see why you are having an internal debate on the topic.

I'd say that confirms it. Hi, Cletus.

You also noticed how the eyebrow licker said virtually the exact same thing to me Cletus and I he was responding to that?

If Cletus C. is one of your alts, I'd say you're waaaay overdue for a review of meds.


Jeebus. What is this? I am Cletus. One registration. Ever.
 
2012-11-07 04:43:50 PM
Hey, Donnie - those 70,000 extra followers you picked up aren't following you for your intellect and wisdom...

They're just here for the lolz...
 
2012-11-07 04:58:51 PM
I think the "Made in China" glue that holds his toupee in place is toxic and seeping into his brain.
 
2012-11-07 04:59:47 PM

brantgoose: Hey guys! I have me on my favorites list. It makes it easier to find my posts so I can start where I left off or ignore myself.

I suppose I could put myself on my ignore list, but this works better because I can re-read what I said just to be sure I know what I think before I post.

I only have two people on my favourite's list. The other one is Jon Snow. That way I know what he thinks before I post, which saves a lot of typing, trust me.


That Jon Snow is such a whiny Bastard, who would know that there were emo douchebags in Westros.
 
2012-11-07 05:01:00 PM
Esteemed Mr. Trump,

I sympathize with your plight. To be a visionary, or prophet, pecked to death in a culture that it little more than an ocean of idiots is a cruel fate. But while you might be a colossas isolated from your contemporaries an endless morass of senseless, gibbering, biting mouths, it is not so in the fullness of time and histories worth remembering. Your burden is be that fixed point for that history and an enduring example to your critics ignorance. Or shock them, as other greats have done. Great people like Hannibal, Mark Anthony, Cleopatra, and Ernest Hemingway have chosen how to end their chapters of history, and have done so with an exclaimation point, this may suit you as well. The alternative, of course, is to await the inevitable betrayal.

A concerned admirer,

Tickle E. Mittens, esq.
 
2012-11-07 05:05:41 PM

Raging Whore Moans: Didn't he somehow manage to lose money owning a farking casino?


Twice?
 
2012-11-07 06:12:36 PM

Hobodeluxe: this is better than Donald's tweets.

nsfw language


JESUS... The butt hurt from this girl is farkING EPIC. Wow.
 
2012-11-07 06:27:58 PM

rufus-t-firefly: Max Awesome: He's really pissed at Brian Williams at the moment. It's hilarious. He sounds like a 14 year old mean-girl.

He's pissed because of this: Link

"Donald Trump, who has driven well past the last exit to relevance and peered veered into something closer to irresponsible here, is tweeting tonight," the NBC newsman said.

He referred to some of Trump's tweets, before saying, "That happened," and moving on to more important news.

 

Also, Brian Williams is awesome.
 
2012-11-07 07:27:29 PM
Brian Williams on Trump's tweets last night

The fact that he ends with "That happened" shows that he's been watching The Newsroom.
 
2012-11-07 07:29:51 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: I'm really starting to believe that there are a lot of people in the New york real estate market who have been laughing their asses off about how they've shafted Donald 'The Art of the Deal" Trump. I have a feeling that it might be rather easy to use his monumental ego and his lack of logical thought to get him to agree to terms that are not so good for him.


It was about Alan Bond, not Trump, but Packer's words rise in my ears: "An idiot like Bond only happens to you once or twice in a lifetime."

This is after buying his own property off Bond for about a tenth of what Bond had paid for it originally.
 
2012-11-07 07:35:43 PM
An old English poem comes to mind:

Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate

Mental wounds not healing
Life's a bitter shame
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
 
2012-11-07 08:04:04 PM
I still believe that Donald Trump was President Obamas best campaign 'tool'.
 
2012-11-07 09:16:10 PM

anniesmom: I still believe that Donald Trump was President Obamas best campaign 'tool'.


Better than Akin or Mourdock? I kinda doubt that. There's no denying that The Donald is a massive tool, though.
 
2012-11-07 10:06:27 PM

sys_64738: anniesmom: I still believe that Donald Trump was President Obamas best campaign 'tool'.

Better than Akin or Mourdock? I kinda doubt that. There's no denying that The Donald is a massive tool, though.


I know I am probably going to sound like I just stepped out of the backwoods here but more people around this little piece of Rednecksville have heard of Donald Trump than Mourdock or Akin.
So i have to give you those two on a national level but here in Rednecksville Tennessee the Donald worshipped because he sounds just like them but uses 'pertier' words.
Fox News-Straight from the mouth of GAWD!
Sad but True.
'Murica!
 
2012-11-08 12:12:12 AM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-08 11:38:27 AM

quatchi: Lando Lincoln: Or don't. Keep on going. It's amusing to watch.

It's kinda like watching a moth bump it's fool head into a light bulb over and over and over again.

I mean one level it's kinda sad and pathetic, of course, but on another it's morbidly amusing.

YMMV, of course, I'm told my sense of humour is somewhat oddish.


Is it odd for someone who spells it "humour"?

/though I love that kind of "humour"
 
2012-11-08 11:40:31 AM

Lost Thought 00: He has the resources, he really should move to another country buy Somalia

 
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