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(Twitter)   One of the best things to come out of this election has been Donald Trump's hyper-delusional Twitter feed, with gems like "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive"   (twitter.com) divider line 112
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2012-11-07 09:12:52 AM  
The best part of waking up was Trump's bitter tears in my cup!
 
2012-11-07 09:17:57 AM  
I'm tired of having to listen to every brainfart that doofus has.
 
Can we have a Trumpfree news week?
 
2012-11-07 09:17:58 AM  
How long until Macy's and NBC drop him?
 
2012-11-07 09:18:05 AM  
@MRbelzer is a stone cold loser with no talent--why did they ever put him on "Law and Order?

Dead wrong again.
 
2012-11-07 09:31:31 AM  
Donald Trump is a giant moron whose significance wanes with every passing moment.
 
2012-11-07 09:40:53 AM  
I thought his hair was going to shoot off into space he was so mad.
 
2012-11-07 09:58:36 AM  
So slathering aircraft-grade industrial adhesives on your skull every day for decades has a long-term mental health impact? Who knew?
 
2012-11-07 10:06:11 AM  

brap: I'm tired of having to listen to every brainfart that doofus has.
 
Can we have a Trumpfree news week?


It depends how rapid is his slide into complete undeniable batshiattery.
 
2012-11-07 10:19:06 AM  
Is it wrong that I sometimes fantasize about Trump finally pissing off the wrong person and getting the unholy SH*T beat out of him?

Seriously, his idiotic attention-whoring bullshiat is not funny and it never was.
 
2012-11-07 10:20:59 AM  
The best part about this is the President has taken goading Donald Trump as a personal hobby of his.

Donald, if you haven't figured it out yet...you're never ever going to be able to humiliate Obama like he humiliated you. Just cut your losses.

Or don't. Keep on going. It's amusing to watch.
 
2012-11-07 10:27:47 AM  

Lando Lincoln: Or don't. Keep on going. It's amusing to watch.


It's kinda like watching a moth bump it's fool head into a light bulb over and over and over again.

I mean one level it's kinda sad and pathetic, of course, but on another it's morbidly amusing.

YMMV, of course, I'm told my sense of humour is somewhat oddish.
 
2012-11-07 10:29:19 AM  

Lando Lincoln: he best part about this is the President has taken goading Donald Trump as a personal hobby of his.

Donald, if you haven't figured it out yet...you're never ever going to be able to humiliate Obama like he humiliated you. Just cut your losses.


Agreed; I like that the President actually found a way to have a little fun with Trump and blow off some of the steam that he surely wants to for all of the ridiculous birther crap that was thrown at him for the past 5 years.
 
2012-11-07 10:58:06 AM  

brap: Can we have a Trumpfree news week?


Just posted this in the Trump revolution thread, but it fits well as a reply to your comment...

Time to slightly rephrase a '68 political chant. People unhappy with HHH, considering him LBJ's stand in, chanted "Dump the Hump" now it's time to "Dump the Trump!"
 
2012-11-07 10:58:12 AM  
Looks like he fell asleep.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-11-07 11:33:02 AM  
It's starting to look like he isn't just after the attention. I don't remember him being this crazy.
 
2012-11-07 12:18:03 PM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

**snicker**
 
2012-11-07 12:32:27 PM  
The concept of a lower standard of living was created by China and Mississippi to make lower wages more competitive.
 
2012-11-07 12:34:31 PM  
holy crap Donald - there are 1,459 days until the next election. Don't blow your load
 
2012-11-07 12:35:44 PM  
Wow Trump does troll Fark climate change threads after all. I wonder what his login is?
 
2012-11-07 12:35:46 PM  

Ennuipoet: The best part of waking up was Trump's bitter tears in my cup!


Are his tears like player tears?.

threepanelsoul.com
 
2012-11-07 12:36:30 PM  

cretinbob: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 480x341]

**snicker**


"TRANSCIPTS"?
 
2012-11-07 12:37:03 PM  
I think the "hair" is growing into his brain.
 
2012-11-07 12:37:59 PM  
So did he ever take Colbert's balls into his mouth?
 
Bf+
2012-11-07 12:38:51 PM  
Trump is revolting?
Didn't we already know this?
 
2012-11-07 12:39:13 PM  

whidbey: Wow Trump does troll Fark climate change threads after all. I wonder what his login is?


skookums
 
2012-11-07 12:39:19 PM  
What the hell does Trump know about manufacturing, anyway?? I thought his expertise was supposed to be commercial real estate and stiffing contractors.
 
2012-11-07 12:40:02 PM  
The best part was Brokaw's reaction last night. He was basically like "we're only going to talk about this because other people are right now" and then they showed a few of the loonier tweets.

Brokaw's only comment: "Yeah... So that happened."
 
2012-11-07 12:40:04 PM  
Wow, you can actually feel the butthurt Trump has from whatever it was Brian Williams said about him. Also, I love reading this one:

The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy.

Oh so nourishing and delicious tears. I have been looking forward to this day for 12 years.

www.meanroostersoup.com 

By the way, Don, I'm all for getting rid of the electoral college. Have been so for actually more than 12 years.
 
2012-11-07 12:40:37 PM  
It would be awesome if Obama released his College Transcripts this week just for spite.
 
2012-11-07 12:40:40 PM  
He has the resources, he really should move to another country
 
2012-11-07 12:41:34 PM  

tnpir: Is it wrong that I sometimes fantasize about Trump finally pissing off the wrong person and getting the unholy SH*T beat out of him?

Seriously, his idiotic attention-whoring bullshiat is not funny and it never was.


Is Buzz Aldrin still around? America needs him now more than ever.
 
2012-11-07 12:41:38 PM  
Donald Trump is dominating a new Republican presidential nominee poll released by Public Policy Polling.

He leads with 26 percent, followed by Mike Huckabee at 17 percent, Mitt Romney at 15 percent, Newt Gingrich at 11 percent, Sarah Palin at 8 percent, Ron Paul at 5 percent, Tim Pawlenty at 4 percent, and Michele Bachmann at 4 percent.


From April 15, 2011.
 
2012-11-07 12:42:07 PM  

CygnusDarius: Ennuipoet: The best part of waking up was Trump's bitter tears in my cup!

Are his tears like player tears?.

[threepanelsoul.com image 760x378]


this comic is funny because the cup is full of semen
 
2012-11-07 12:42:15 PM  
Is this like the time on David Letterman that Trump said we had to elect Mitt Romney because of his tough stance on China and Barack Obama was doing nothing to protect American jobs from China and then after the commercial break, we found out that Trump's line of ties are made in China?

Because that must have been embarrassing.
 
2012-11-07 12:43:27 PM  
Why can't he be the old rich eccentric who becomes a recluse? Instead we get old rich eccentric with a need for attention on a Kardashian level.
 
2012-11-07 12:44:38 PM  

LarryDan43: Why can't he be the old rich eccentric who becomes a recluse? Instead we get old rich eccentric with a need for attention on a Kardashian level.


Don't give him any ideas for a sex tape.
 
2012-11-07 12:44:58 PM  
What an idiot: "2005 The national science academies of the G8 nations, plus Brazil, China and India, three of the largest emitters of greenhouse gases in the developing world, signed a statement on the global response to climate change. The statement stresses that the scientific understanding of climate change is now sufficiently clear to justify nations taking prompt action"
 
2012-11-07 12:45:16 PM  
In the interest of fairness, I will post something appealing about Trump.

cdn.mhpbooks.com
 
2012-11-07 12:45:17 PM  
Too bad he wussed out and deleted some of his good ones:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-07 12:45:31 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: cretinbob: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 480x341]

**snicker**

"TRANSCIPTS"?


Hah, I didn't catch that. Poor bastard is going to get rape raped by the GOP now.
 
2012-11-07 12:45:37 PM  

vpb: It's starting to look like he isn't just after the attention. I don't remember him being this crazy.


I was thinking the same thing, that he was playing the crazy old rich coot for the cameras. I was giving his acting skills too much credit.
 
2012-11-07 12:46:28 PM  
He's currently having an absolute meltdown over something Brian Williams said to him.

He reminds me of that crazy asshole on Youtube threatening to call the cyberpolice if people don't stop making fun of him.
 
2012-11-07 12:47:42 PM  
Somebody ought to make a little book, a little red book, The Collected Tweets of Donald Trump.

Take that Chinese Communist Party!

I'd do it myself but I'm lazy. I figure it is easier if other people write the books and I just read them. In fact, the more books I convince other people to write, the fewer I have to buy and read since in principle at least, I already know the contents.
 
2012-11-07 12:53:38 PM  

brantgoose: Somebody ought to make a little book, a little red book, The Collected Tweets of Donald Trump.


Hard wooden cover, faux gold details on the edges. Bold golden letters for the title, and studded fake diamonds alongside it. The collector's edition will not have common pages, but the edges will be metallic, and each time you open the book, a random Donald Trump quote will be heard.

It will be the book equivalent of this guy's business cards.
 
2012-11-07 12:53:49 PM  

skullkrusher: whidbey: Wow Trump does troll Fark climate change threads after all. I wonder what his login is?

skookums


Victor E. Mosk
 
2012-11-07 12:59:18 PM  

phaseolus: skullkrusher: whidbey: Wow Trump does troll Fark climate change threads after all. I wonder what his login is?

skookums

Victor E. Mosk


he's just misunderstood
 
2012-11-07 12:59:38 PM  

Karne: Too bad he wussed out and deleted some of his good ones:

[i.imgur.com image 454x145]




lol

a revolution against Democracy.
 
2012-11-07 01:00:18 PM  

skullkrusher: holy crap Donald - there are 1,459 days until the next election. Don't blow your load


Hey! I have you shaded in grey!

How about that election last night!?

that is all.
 
2012-11-07 01:01:17 PM  

PsyLord: I think the "hair" is growing into his brain.


That's how hair works. It's a parasitic organism that feeds on your brain power. The more hair you have, the stupider you are. This explains why bald men are wise. It also explains why some bald men are so in the Zen moment of things they have no thoughts at all. You probably know both types, perhaps tending bar in your favorite dive bars.

Hipsters grow superfluous hair because they think it makes them look smart but in fact it just makes them dumber. In some political and cultural circles, becoming dumber does make them look smarter, but not to the rest of us.

Examples of brain-parasite free people:

Socrates
Saint Paul
Captain Picard

Examples of people whose brain-parasites have starved to death:

William Shatner
Governor
James Carville
Colonel Klink
Zim the Invader

People who have been destroyed by their hair

Carrot Top
Garfunkle
Anybody with a Jew-fro
Ann Coulter
Anybody with a bee hive or page boy, except Marge Simpson (maybe)
Salvador Dali (devoured by a very clever mustache, a terrible way to go)
Yosimite Sam

People who have managed to control their unruly hair despite falling victim to it:

John Waters
Any moron with a crew cut
Sharon Osbourne
 
2012-11-07 01:01:49 PM  

Cletus C.: vpb: It's starting to look like he isn't just after the attention. I don't remember him being this crazy.

I was thinking the same thing, that he was playing the crazy old rich coot for the cameras. I was giving his acting skills too much credit.


Hey! I have you shaded in grey too!

How about that election last night!?
 
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