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(Huffington Post)   Todd Akin compares himself to people with cancer after losing election. Can't make this shiat up   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 107
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2012-11-07 12:14:05 AM
Can we have a national "Kick Todd Akin in the Nuts" day?

The proceeds could go towards cancer.
 
2012-11-07 12:18:40 AM
Yes except it's every day.

On the hour.

every five minutes.

twice a second.
 
2012-11-07 12:21:20 AM
The difference is that cancer patients don't deserve their pain and sadness.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-11-07 12:23:38 AM
He is a legitimate cancer, and I'm glad the electorate has ways of shutting that down.
 
2012-11-07 12:28:30 AM

BronyMedic: Can we have a national "Kick Todd Akin in the Nuts" day?

The proceeds could go towards cancer.


SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

/I want he multiple kick package deal
//and the t-shirt
 
2012-11-07 12:36:04 AM
If I was McCaskill, I would looking to get this joker in the primary next time too.
 
2012-11-07 12:42:26 AM

jbc: He is a legitimate cancer, and I'm glad the electorate has ways of shutting that down.


I knew I had you Favorited as "oh, snap!" for a reason
 
2012-11-07 12:50:54 AM

jbc: He is a legitimate cancer, and I'm glad the electorate has ways of shutting that down.

 
2012-11-07 12:54:51 AM
I vote we take up a collection to buy a big hammer and some large nails for Mr. Akin

/sink into your richly deserved obscurity, you miserable dickweed
 
2012-11-07 01:03:59 AM
He's got a metastatic rapeonoma. Poor guy.
 
2012-11-07 01:30:13 AM
"Help, my 15 minutes just started!"
 
2012-11-07 01:40:14 AM
♫ There is no pain, you are receding... ♫
 
2012-11-07 01:46:12 AM
Hi. I'm a raving liberal. I am pleased you selfish farks lost, and lost big. Suffer greatly.

Sincerely yours,
Liberals.
 
2012-11-07 01:49:48 AM

RedPhoenix122: "Help, my 15 minutes just started!"


Did you say "Help"?
 
2012-11-07 01:57:42 AM

vartian: Hi. I'm a raving liberal. I am pleased you selfish farks lost, and lost big. Suffer greatly.

Sincerely yours,
Liberals.

 
2012-11-07 02:19:16 AM
Cripes that was a whiny, passive-aggressive, bitter concession speech.
 
2012-11-07 02:27:29 AM
That was the least classy / tackiest concession speech I ever heard. "Fark all'ya'all, ya'all're farkin' tards" (paraphrase)
 
2012-11-07 02:28:45 AM

jbc: He is a legitimate cancer, and I'm glad the electorate has ways of shutting that down.


You magnificent bastard.
 
2012-11-07 02:29:15 AM
I hope you can compare yourself to a legitimate cancer patient very soon, Todd.
 
2012-11-07 02:32:23 AM

BronyMedic: Can we have a national "Kick Todd Akin in the Nuts" day?

The proceeds could go towards cancer.


I really don't want to give money toward giving people cancer, but after seeing that concession speech I'm in.
 
2012-11-07 02:32:55 AM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Cripes that was a whiny, passive-aggressive, bitter concession speech.


I'm looking forward to Allen West's. It will probably make Akin sound like Adlai Stevenson.
 
2012-11-07 02:33:52 AM
Can we give him cancer to even things out?
 
2012-11-07 02:37:04 AM
In short, they love God

Hey, he gave you cancer, what's not to love??
 
x23
2012-11-07 02:37:46 AM
has anyone asked whether it was legitimate canc... oh i see. good job.
 
2012-11-07 02:40:38 AM

Sgt Otter: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Cripes that was a whiny, passive-aggressive, bitter concession speech.

I'm looking forward to Allen West's. It will probably make Akin sound like Adlai Stevenson.


You make a good point.
 
2012-11-07 02:41:36 AM
Another legitimate reason to drop-kick this idiot.
 
2012-11-07 02:41:51 AM
I had stage 3 cancer.

I'd rather have a bad case of cancer vs a bad case of Todd Akin
 
2012-11-07 02:42:21 AM
What a creepy asshole.
 
2012-11-07 02:43:22 AM
i47.tinypic.com
 
ecl
2012-11-07 02:46:27 AM
He seriously went on so long I just shut off the tv.

I realize he needed to dav face with jesus peeps but wtf missouri.... even when the shiatty guy loses he has an acceptance speech like his moron ass won.
 
2012-11-07 02:47:29 AM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Sgt Otter: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Cripes that was a whiny, passive-aggressive, bitter concession speech.

I'm looking forward to Allen West's. It will probably make Akin sound like Adlai Stevenson.

You make a good point.


I actually had popcorn today. Allen West losing is such a treat.
 
ecl
2012-11-07 02:48:18 AM

ecl: He seriously went on so long I just shut off the tv.

I realize he needed to dav face with jesus peeps but wtf missouri.... even when the shiatty guy loses he has an acceptance speech like his moron ass won.


Save* f*ck anyone who corrects me.
 
2012-11-07 02:51:14 AM
He's such a gracious man, full of christian charity and virtue. The kind that would burn a cross on your lawn possibly.

Makes me so proud to be part of the dregs that remained in Missouri after a lot of the educated populace moved out over the last 25 years. Sigh.
 
2012-11-07 02:54:43 AM

ecl: He seriously went on so long I just shut off the tv.

I realize he needed to dav face with jesus peeps but wtf missouri.... even when the shiatty guy loses he has an acceptance speech like his moron ass won.


His TV appearence was legitimate then.
 
2012-11-07 02:55:10 AM
Now, now, let's be Christian about this. God gave us free will for a reason, and that reason was for us to disqualify ourselves from national office if we lack a basic misunderstanding of biology.
 
2012-11-07 02:56:32 AM
Now, from what I've heard from doctors, you have to remove his head from his rectum before any legitimate rape can occur.
 
2012-11-07 03:07:49 AM
If Claire McCaskill's victory and this debacle doesn't force the Republican Party to consider competency when they nominate these farking retards, nothing will.
 
2012-11-07 03:08:29 AM
Todd who? We only talk about winners on election night.

In other news: Way to go, Sen. McCaskill.
 
2012-11-07 03:19:11 AM

Sgt Otter: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Cripes that was a whiny, passive-aggressive, bitter concession speech.

I'm looking forward to Allen West's. It will probably make Akin sound like Adlai Stevenson.


Oh man. As soon as I see that thread, I am going to go get up and make popcorn before watching. Good call!
 
2012-11-07 03:22:42 AM
On a more serious note, I'm simply overwhelmed at the thought of two additional years of gridlock. That parliamentary system sure does look appetizing at times...
 
2012-11-07 03:29:37 AM
This is a sad day for rapists and their supporters
 
2012-11-07 03:32:09 AM
That's surprisingly self-aware of him! I can easily see how...

Oh, wait, I thought that said "compares himself to cancer."
 
2012-11-07 03:43:15 AM

Ted Kennedy's Brain Tumor: If Claire McCaskill's victory and this debacle doesn't force the Republican Party to consider competency when they nominate these farking retards, nothing will.


You're referring to the American Republican Party? The one in the United States? The one led by people like George W. Bush, Mitt Romney, Sarah Palin, and Karl Rove?

THAT Republican Party? Really?

New Slogan: Republicans, Making Democrats Look Balanced & Rational Since 1996.
 
2012-11-07 03:47:45 AM

wejash: Ted Kennedy's Brain Tumor: If Claire McCaskill's victory and this debacle doesn't force the Republican Party to consider competency when they nominate these farking retards, nothing will.

You're referring to the American Republican Party? The one in the United States? The one led by people like George W. Bush, Mitt Romney, Sarah Palin, and Karl Rove?

THAT Republican Party? Really?

New Slogan: Republicans, Making Democrats Look Balanced & Rational Since 1996.


It gets worse: this debacle and McCaskill are one in the same; I was attempting to reference Mourdock's defeat. Woo, booze.
 
2012-11-07 03:49:37 AM

wejash: Ted Kennedy's Brain Tumor: If Claire McCaskill's victory and this debacle doesn't force the Republican Party to consider competency when they nominate these farking retards, nothing will.

You're referring to the American Republican Party? The one in the United States? The one led by people like George W. Bush, Mitt Romney, Sarah Palin, and Karl Rove?

THAT Republican Party? Really?

New Slogan: Republicans, Making Democrats Look Balanced & Rational Since 1996.


But on a side note: Mitt Romney was a career politician, general sleazebag and affluent son of a Governor. He wasn't incompetent as in the case of George W. Bush or an absolute moron as was Palin.
 
2012-11-07 03:55:31 AM
Though this is great news, I'm still saddened by the fact that these rape apologist assclowns only got an electoral beating because they happened to be vocal about it.

Their misguided views are still an accepted standard amongst many in the far right currently holding public office. They'll always be looking for ways to subtly inject their positions into legislation, and, well, that just peeves me pretty bad.

Still, a win is a win. I'd say this is a great day for common sense.
 
2012-11-07 04:47:32 AM

vartian: Hi. I'm a raving liberal. I am pleased you selfish farks lost, and lost big. Suffer greatly.

Sincerely yours,
Liberals.


T-shirts and bumper stickers, plz. You'll make a fortune. Then you can afford billboards and even some national airtime.
 
2012-11-07 05:11:52 AM
Pardon?

Mr Akin is a "people"?
 
2012-11-07 05:56:21 AM
Wow, I bet he feels as if he were legitimately raped.
 
2012-11-07 05:58:03 AM
Song of the day:Link
 
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