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(Salon)   Donald Trump calmly accepts the will of the people. Just kidding, he's calling for a march on Washington and "revolution"   (salon.com) divider line 269
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2012-11-07 12:20:58 AM  
I have a rusty spoon here for Trump. Who wants it?
 
2012-11-07 12:22:18 AM  
Do it, pussy. Put your money where your mouth is.

Revolt. Wage insurrection against the United States. See how far that gets you.
 
2012-11-07 12:23:38 AM  
Soon he will find out what happens when your military is bigger than the next ten countries' combined.
 
2012-11-07 12:26:57 AM  
You first, Donald. We'll be right behind you. We swear.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-11-07 12:27:00 AM  
Trump, the only thing the world is laughing at is that rabid possum superglued to your head.
 
2012-11-07 12:27:12 AM  
Treason is funny.
 
2012-11-07 12:27:38 AM  
I think once the numbers come in from California, Obama will win on the popular vote too.
 
2012-11-07 12:29:00 AM  
Please, guys

I voted against Obama (I cast my vote for Johnson), but the American public willed the presidency on Obama again. Thats what the majority wanted. Respect their decision and try harder next time.

To attempt any sort of rebellion or revolution basically makes you out to be a selfish prick and that you believe that what you think is more important than anyone else's.
 
2012-11-07 12:42:03 AM  

cman: To attempt any sort of rebellion or revolution basically makes you out to be a selfish prick and that you believe that what you think is more important than anyone else's.


Well clearly that can't be the case, this is Donald Trump were talking about here.
 
2012-11-07 12:53:39 AM  
Dear Donald,
fark off and die
Thanks
 
2012-11-07 12:54:37 AM  
If he can't deliver the line "Never give up, never surrender" correctly, he's useless even by geek standards.
 
2012-11-07 01:04:36 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-07 01:11:35 AM  
Wow, what's wrong with this guy?

Have fun trying to overthrow a legally elected government, badgerhead.
 
2012-11-07 01:12:17 AM  

NewportBarGuy: I have a rusty spoon here for Trump. Who wants it?


I have a remote control spork with built in comb over clippers.

Who DOESN'T want it?
 
2012-11-07 01:15:21 AM  
Try it, Trump. You're not immune to charges of treason.
 
2012-11-07 01:17:43 AM  
Speaking of Revolution...

/the donald was NOT clued in
 
2012-11-07 01:20:26 AM  
Cool, does this mean we can send him to Guantanamo Bay now?
 
2012-11-07 01:21:32 AM  
Meh, let him try it. Just to see what happens. Seriously, it takes almost no money to starve people. You just need to quit growing food for everyone else.And of course it would be illegal to force someone to work. Not to mention in the meantime everyone else has to feed you. Such is the cycle of life.
 
2012-11-07 01:22:06 AM  

cman: Please, guys

I voted against Obama (I cast my vote for Johnson), but the American public willed the presidency on Obama again. Thats what the majority wanted. Respect their decision and try harder next time.

To attempt any sort of rebellion or revolution basically makes you out to be a selfish prick and that you believe that what you think is more important than anyone else's.


My parents voted for Johnson in '68. Write-ins. They were funny like that.
 
2012-11-07 01:22:29 AM  
Go first Donald. make sure to wave your gun liberally around near the President. good luck.
 
2012-11-07 01:22:54 AM  
Take your shot, badass. Every revolution starts with one.
 
2012-11-07 01:48:31 AM  
WOLVERIIIII....oh, that's your toupee. Sorry.
 
2012-11-07 01:55:04 AM  

ToxicMunkee: Wow, what's wrong with this guy?


I believe he is trying desperately to stay relevant so that he can continue to make money, now that he won't have a captive Senate or Oval Office to kick him some bones.
 
2012-11-07 02:00:02 AM  
I will meet you with pitchfork in hand and stop you. No matter who else does or does not show up, Trump.
 
2012-11-07 02:03:41 AM  

cman: To attempt any sort of rebellion or revolution basically makes you out to be a selfish prick and that you believe that what you think is more important than anyone else's.


You've just describe most of the political figures in the country, but I do agree with you.
 
2012-11-07 02:12:06 AM  
And now that Romney has officially conceded the election, going forth with his plans for a "revolution" would make Trump look even more like a tool. That is if that's possible in the first place.
 
2012-11-07 02:16:09 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-07 02:29:56 AM  
Hey, revolutionary coonts. One question: how does my gay dick taste?
 
2012-11-07 02:30:11 AM  
Yesss, yessssss.... more! Give me more Trump, your tears sustain me! SSsssSsSssssssss

/not because of politics
//da schadenfreude ist die schoenste freude
 
2012-11-07 02:31:39 AM  

vartian: Hey, revolutionary coonts. One question: how does my gay dick taste?


i.imgur.com
Hmm... may be time I update what you're farkied as!
 
2012-11-07 02:36:47 AM  

Fell In Love With a Chair: vartian: Hey, revolutionary coonts. One question: how does my gay dick taste?

[i.imgur.com image 850x88]
Hmm... may be time I update what you're farkied as!


Jello wrestling? That is what I am favored for? I demand a recount.
 
2012-11-07 02:39:03 AM  
Yeah, Donald, I think I would be careful about throwing around the "revolution" word too much. If there's another revolution, it will be a big chunk of the 99% rising up against the 1%, and all the money in the world wouldn't help the outcome of something like that.

You know what would be revolutionary? Do something with that rat's nest on your head. That would be revolutionary.
 
2012-11-07 02:39:05 AM  
I'd love to see whatever network cancel his Apprentice show over this, and they should.
 
2012-11-07 02:44:20 AM  

vartian: Hey, revolutionary coonts. One question: how does my gay dick taste?


Faintly of poop?
 
2012-11-07 02:49:10 AM  
Donald Trump: Mr. Irrelevant.
 
2012-11-07 02:50:24 AM  

vartian: Hey, revolutionary coonts. One question: how does my gay dick taste?


cdn.fd.uproxx.com
 
2012-11-07 02:50:48 AM  

vartian: One question: how does my gay dick taste?


About the same as your straight one.
 
2012-11-07 02:51:07 AM  
Dude's about to learn that if you politicize reality television, you quickly lose your bread and butter.
 
2012-11-07 02:51:17 AM  

Fell In Love With a Chair: vartian: Hey, revolutionary coonts. One question: how does my gay dick taste?

[i.imgur.com image 850x88]
Hmm... may be time I update what you're farkied as!


I give up - what the hell is "gay jello"?

/It must be terribly fruity.
 
2012-11-07 02:51:49 AM  
We must march on Washington and overthrow the government! And be sure to tune in to the new season of Celebrity Apprentice.
 
2012-11-07 02:52:05 AM  
Bill O'Reilly is lamenting the loss of the "White establishment". http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/11/bill-oreilly-the-white-establishment /

There's gonna be a whole lot of crazy over the next few days.
 
2012-11-07 02:54:41 AM  
Donald Trump really does need to have his fortune "accidentally" erased.

He really is a shiatstain of a human being.
 
2012-11-07 02:54:45 AM  
A person found guilty of seditious conspiracy or advocating the overthrow of the government may be fined and sentenced to up to 20 years in prison.

Please do it Donald. for the lulz...
 
2012-11-07 02:55:26 AM  
Here you go, Trump:

apotential.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-07 02:57:21 AM  

Genevieve Marie: Bill O'Reilly is lamenting the loss of the "White establishment". http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/11/bill-oreilly-the-white-establishment /

There's gonna be a whole lot of crazy over the next few days.


Alas poor white privilege, tomorrow I will walk into a convenience store and be assumed that I will steal, not by the content of my character, but by the color of my skin.
 
2012-11-07 02:57:33 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Try it, Trump. You're not immune to charges of treason.


Yeah, the word "treason" came to my mind as well. How far do you have to go for it to be considered actual treason?

/subby
 
2012-11-07 02:59:13 AM  
Fomenting insurrection when you don't like the results of a legitimate democratic election........the irony here....it's just...so...raw...and painful.
 
2012-11-07 03:00:09 AM  

fusillade762: Bathia_Mapes: Try it, Trump. You're not immune to charges of treason.

Yeah, the word "treason" came to my mind as well. How far do you have to go for it to be considered actual treason?

/subby


Much further than where he went, thankfully. Please don't get excited for treason trials.
 
2012-11-07 03:00:43 AM  
Don't you have better things to do? Like, bankrupt a casino or something?
 
2012-11-07 03:03:56 AM  
Just like he called for revolution in 2000, right Donald?
(PS Obama actually has the popular vote as well as the Electoral Vote at this point)

BTW, for those who are interested, I've figured out The Donald, and the news is not good.

Whether he knew it or not, Heinlein was right on target with The Puppet Masters. The only thing that he got wrong is that the slugs don't attach themselves to your back, under your clothes, they hop right the fark onto your head and pose as hair. Since nobody besides James Trafficant has hair that approaches Trump's, we can only assume that he was one of the first, if not the first. They must have gotten the hang of human hair by now.

Anyway, the reason that Trump has ben able to go bankrupt so many times and build his millions upon millions so many times, despite the fact that he apparently sucks at this whole real estate thing is because any time a bank started to give him any trouble, he just attached a slug to them, and they fell right into line.

It makes perfect sense, because he makes statements that only a creature from another planet would think made sense or sounded like good advice, and his cocky attitude is due to the fact that he is on the leading edge of a plot to take over the entire planet.

That's where the 'not good' part comes in. The slugs are going to take over our planet starting with the TeaBaggers, then moving on to the Right wingers who weren't quite teabag crazy. Next, they'll get the moderate Repubs, and through the, they will move to the Democrats, al in the name of 'bipartisanship'. The invasion will spread like wildfire from there. At the same time, family members will be enslaved, starting with your auntie who sends you the FW:FW:FW:FW:FW: OBAMA IS A SEEKRIT MOOSLIM KENYAN emails, and then the concerned family members who go to check and make sure she is at least somewhat sane.

I'm telling you folks, it's just a matter of time before we are ALL watching Celebrity Apprentice during every waking moment and getting our marching orders from The Donald.

I for one welcome our bad hairpiece overlords. All hail the toupee!!
 
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