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2012-11-06 08:45:06 PM  
10 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-06 08:37:33 PM  
10 votes:
i1078.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 08:10:18 PM  
10 votes:
This disturbed some people in an earlier thread. Might as well keep it going.

i47.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 08:24:49 PM  
9 votes:
If Obama wins I can guarantee you that within a week banks will close and soldiers will be marching in the streets.

Of course, it'll be Veterans Day.
paj
2012-11-06 09:23:37 PM  
8 votes:

silgryphon: Why isn't Hannity on Fox right now. Kinda odd


He's busy.
i.imgur.com
2012-11-06 09:17:45 PM  
7 votes:
Romney projected to win Cayman Islands.
2012-11-06 08:38:13 PM  
7 votes:

skinink: [img836.imageshack.us image 800x610]


img339.imageshack.us
2012-11-06 11:13:45 PM  
6 votes:
i566.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 10:48:50 PM  
6 votes:
www.bitlogic.com
2012-11-06 10:23:30 PM  
6 votes:
i264.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 10:05:49 PM  
6 votes:
img208.imageshack.us


OOOOOoooooo....
2012-11-07 12:26:06 AM  
5 votes:
www.bitlogic.com
2012-11-07 12:15:10 AM  
5 votes:

Black Pawn takes White Bishop

2012-11-06 11:08:58 PM  
5 votes:
This just in: Apple Maps projects Obama to win Chile.
2012-11-06 11:00:50 PM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-06 10:15:39 PM  
5 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

Sarah Palin is having a meltdown on foxnewz
2012-11-06 10:14:29 PM  
5 votes:
The State of Missouri has a way of shutting down people like Todd Akin.
2012-11-06 09:51:15 PM  
5 votes:
"If women accidentally vote for Todd Akin, voting machine has ways of expelling vote."


HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!
2012-11-06 08:48:45 PM  
5 votes:
i512.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 08:25:49 PM  
5 votes:
I really need a star trek version of one of these.
The problem is, while I get a visual with Ryan and a Ferengi, personality-wise I make that as a Romney match. Romney is OK as a Romulan.
i94.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 08:24:32 PM  
5 votes:
I like them both so much, I checked both of the boxes.

www.funnywallphotos.com

Wouldn't it be great if it were a tie, and we just let them take turns being president?
2012-11-06 08:21:13 PM  
5 votes:

i.imgur.com

 

/not my shop
//still awesomes
2012-11-06 08:20:39 PM  
5 votes:
fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net
2012-11-06 08:13:33 PM  
5 votes:
SOON.

www.luekensliquors.com
2012-11-06 11:10:02 PM  
4 votes:

sgilman: Amendment 64 just passed in Colorado. Everyone will be fired up, I don't know about ready to go.


i696.photobucket.com

I'm moving to Colorado to be a FARMER! XD
2012-11-06 11:06:16 PM  
4 votes:
this is how Nate Silver's projection have worked out so far...

i.imgur.com

Link.
2012-11-06 10:56:57 PM  
4 votes:
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
2012-11-06 10:55:07 PM  
4 votes:
i.qkme.me
2012-11-06 10:52:42 PM  
4 votes:
Laughing at the NPR guy reporting live from Romney's headquarters..

Reporter: "It's a very somber mood here currently"

Anchor: "Why is that? Were they counting on picking Pennsylvania's or Wisconsin's electoral votes?"

Reporter "Uhm .... you know, I don't they they were ... necessarily ...... counting on math."
2012-11-06 10:50:15 PM  
4 votes:
Does anyone want to help me crowdfund a "Sheldon Addelson spent $100 million in the 2012 election and all he got was this stupid billboard" billboard?
2012-11-06 10:47:52 PM  
4 votes:

Gestankfaust: Either the asshats who think it's been going fine for 4 years will get 4 more....or we can see if the new asshat can make it better. I dunno how I feel. The asshat in office now needs to go though. A new asshat can only do better...


you are a potato bug among men
2012-11-06 10:44:49 PM  
4 votes:
i859.photobucket.com 

Too soon?
2012-11-06 10:39:00 PM  
4 votes:
Heh:

"You can watch the marijuana legalization results live here. You can just stare at it if you want. For hours, if you want." -- Andrew Sullivan
2012-11-06 10:29:55 PM  
4 votes:
i449.photobucket.com


i449.photobucket.com


i449.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 10:29:46 PM  
4 votes:
img29.imageshack.us
2012-11-06 10:28:38 PM  
4 votes:
i250.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 10:18:19 PM  
4 votes:

ravenlore: Altitude5280: Via Freeperville- [ OMG! How could Barone and even Steve Forbes have called it for a Romney landslide! How! ]

Hurricane Sandy and Judas Christie changed everything on the east coast.

Judas Christie is exactly how that's going to be spun.


i49.tinypic.com

What Judas Christie might look like
2012-11-06 10:13:12 PM  
4 votes:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

*fart*
2012-11-06 10:10:58 PM  
4 votes:
i223.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 10:04:50 PM  
4 votes:

Lundyn: [www.csmonitor.com image 380x253]


i.imgur.com
2012-11-06 09:52:04 PM  
4 votes:
Looks like Obama is going to inherit a big mess.
2012-11-06 09:43:24 PM  
4 votes:

anniesmom: Any pictures of Romney furiously penning his concession speech??


Negro. Votes. Bad.
2012-11-06 09:38:38 PM  
4 votes:
As a Canadian, I'm not really sure who this Wolf Blitzer guy is but that doesn't look so much like a beard as a chin that just got mouldy.
2012-11-06 09:38:27 PM  
4 votes:
Unskewed Polls erased his Twitter feed.
2012-11-06 09:37:25 PM  
4 votes:
BREAKING: ESPN calling basketball game for OKC, OKC currently leading 70-49 with ~63% of the game reporting.
2012-11-06 09:25:32 PM  
4 votes:
A SECOND ELECTORAL UPDATE HAS JUST HIT THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING
2012-11-06 09:19:42 PM  
4 votes:
Matt Yglesias @mattyglesias
If you re-weight the exit polls to equalize party ID, Republicans are actually winning all these Senate races they're losing.
2012-11-06 09:18:22 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-06 09:15:14 PM  
4 votes:
If Obama wins in a close one I want them to drag in Katherine Harris to announce it.
x23
2012-11-06 09:14:40 PM  
4 votes:
i voted for that Ben Ghazi guy. he seems popular.
2012-11-06 09:06:25 PM  
4 votes:

xelnia: MERGE ALL THE THREADS

[i.imgur.com image 128x128]


th01.deviantart.net
2012-11-06 08:38:29 PM  
4 votes:
FL exit poll: Obama winning Jewish vote by 40 points. 40 points. Nice work, Sheldon Adelson.
- @daveweigel via TweetDeck
2012-11-06 08:16:17 PM  
4 votes:
The mods told me to pepper my angus, so I did.

24.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-06 08:16:13 PM  
4 votes:

Fluorescent Testicle: herrDrFarkenstein: ROMNEY: GA, KY, OK

[i2.kym-cdn.com image 445x333]

/Wait, wut.


Romney was here! Obama is a loser!

Also relevant:

thetoadsite.webs.com
2012-11-06 08:11:48 PM  
4 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-06 08:05:58 PM  
4 votes:
Romney lost his home state. I know it was expected, but it's still farking hilarious. The people who actually lived under his governorship want nothing to do with him. And people still actually vote for this asshole.
2012-11-06 08:05:42 PM  
4 votes:
let's do this.
2012-11-07 12:57:06 AM  
3 votes:
OK. Concession is coming out now.
2012-11-07 12:23:02 AM  
3 votes:
FARK WENT DOWN AGAIN GODDAMMIT WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE ITS LIKE I'M THE VERGE OF CUMMING AND YOU PULL OUT
2012-11-06 11:48:16 PM  
3 votes:
i291.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 11:15:06 PM  
3 votes:
Fox just reported Ohio for Obama

static.tumblr.com
2012-11-06 11:07:00 PM  
3 votes:
i859.photobucket.com
paj
2012-11-06 10:51:44 PM  
3 votes:

NobleHam: Holy shiat. Diane Sawyer really DOES seem drunk.


30fps.mocksession.com
2012-11-06 10:48:08 PM  
3 votes:
dailydish.typepad.com
2012-11-06 10:45:53 PM  
3 votes:
Cthulhu's totally beating Megatron at the polls. The stars are right and R'lyeh rises! IA IA CTHULHU FTAGHN!

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
2012-11-06 10:45:25 PM  
3 votes:
BeatrixK: Akin delivering concession speech now.

He's shutting it down?
2012-11-06 10:44:20 PM  
3 votes:

Goodfella: Lighten up. They Crying Cheeto has spoke.


First result for GIS of "Crying Cheeto":

images.cheezburger.com

/r u a wizard?
2012-11-06 10:42:26 PM  
3 votes:
i49.tinypic.com
2012-11-06 10:37:28 PM  
3 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: "First open lesbian in the Senate!" -- Andrew Sullivan


50 Shades of Red White and Blue
www.imageenvision.com



It was Elizabeth Warren's first night in the Senate. It had been a long, hard, day and she could feel the sweat sticking to her suit. She was really glad she wore a loose shirt and forgot the panties, if she had to work all day yelling at old white men at least she wasn't going to overheat.

She sat back at her desk, leaned back in her chair and peered into the neighboring office. It looked like the interns had taken off a long time ago. The Capital drained quickly after the last session and she suddenly felt like the only person left in the building. Kicking her shoes off and losing the jacket she grabbed a water bottle out of the refrigerator and ran it down the back of her head and around the curve of her neck. Pausing just under her jaw line she ran the bottle up the front of her face, brushing the cool wetness across her lips and feeling refreshed enough to finish up for the night.

*knock*knock*
The door wasn't latched; the rapping at the door seeming less as a request to enter and more as a subtle self invitation. The door swung open before Elizabeth could compose herself. Still leaning over the refrigerator facing the doorway Senator Warren became instantly conciouse of just how loose the front of her shirt probably was. Forgetting the bra was ok with the jacket on, but she seemed beyond casual and bordering on inappropriate.

"Hi, I'm Tammy..." the middle aged and homely yet curiously attractive woman said leaning into the doorway. "Long day for you too? I bet these men's wives wish they put 1/10th of the vitality into their marriages as they do being pigs and fatcats all day. Say, got another one of those waters in there?"

Elizabeth took the question as a reminder to stand the rest of the way up. "Sure..." she replied handing Tammy the bottle in her hand and getting another out for herself.

"wow, that feels incredible" Tammy said, as she caressed the bottle against her skin not unlike Elizabeth had just done herself.
Much too intentionally Tammy, instead of pausing at her jaw with the bottle, slowly lowered the bottle down the front of her open jacket before she played the movement off by then swiftly opening in and taking a drink. Elizabeth had felt her eyes on her until she looked up, to which Tammy casually shifted her gaze across the room.

"My office was mostly in order when I got here this morning. My entire staff seems to have things down better than I do." Pointing around the office and continuing, "You look like you could use a bit of help moving the rest of the way in though, want some help pushing that file cabinet against the wall?"

"Sure" Elizabeth said, happy to have one less chore done.

Edging the Nixon era filing cabinet into it's spot a bit too fast, the top drawer slides shut before Tammy can move her fingers. "Damnit!" she exploded, slamming her just-injured fist into the wall.

"Careful there, let me look at it" Elizabeth said, half scared and half shocked at her colleagues volatile frustration. She guided Tammy to sit down and grabbed her hand and the bottle of water, pouring soothing cool water of the reddened fingers. Elizabeth realized her colleague was tremoring.

"It's ok, it's just been a lot to handle for one day. Here, I've been sitting down all afternoon, have your chair." Before Elizabeth could protest she found herself already relaxing back into her seat and feeling the weight of the day. "See? My hand isn't even hurt" Tammy reassured, rubbing Elizabeth's shoulders loose. Woozy from relief, Warren found herself letting her head relax back and rest on the waist of her new friend. Tammy paused just for a second and asked "You have anything to drink in here. Anything, not so cold and smooth?"

"You read my mind." Elizabeth smiles. Leaning down and opening her desk drawer. Next to her purse and the bottle of Wine her aid Anthony had bought her earlier she saw a dusty half bottle of scotch hiding against the back of the drawer. Pausing only for a second to deliberate, she reached to the old bottle and scanned the liquid with a sidewards look before puling off the top and taking a good strong draw. "Here, Tammy"

Elizabeth passed the bottle, though Tammy's large hands seem to receive her hand as much as she did the bottle. "Boy, if they could see us 100 years ago." Elizabeth pondered with a nervous laugh.

"Boy, nothing. This is a girl's hill now, Warren." Tammy replied. Tammy ignored the bottle and while holding it and Elizabeth's hand she drew in close and kissed the glistening liquor lingering on Elizabeth's lips

..... to be continued
2012-11-06 10:36:35 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-06 10:27:31 PM  
3 votes:
Megan Kelly to Karl Rove: "Is this just math you do as a Republican to make yourself feel better?"

Rove, "Well, yes......"
2012-11-06 10:23:44 PM  
3 votes:

Tyrone Slothrop: Zerochance: Dems are cleaning up in the Senate.

According to Nate Silver, they'll get 52.5 seats. I wonder who's going to the the half-senator.


Gabrielle Giffords?
2012-11-06 10:21:22 PM  
3 votes:

ayenull: bulldg4life: Holy shiat...whatever party is yellow is winning the election on CNN

That's the lemon party.


What the hell is the lemon party?

Off to Google...
paj
2012-11-06 10:15:52 PM  
3 votes:

Altair: Somewhere a Nate Silver is smiling.


The party in N. Silver's mother's basement will be legendary.

- Old Hoss Radbourn (@OldHossRadbourn) November 7, 2012
2012-11-06 10:11:01 PM  
3 votes:
i566.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 10:08:58 PM  
3 votes:

Flab: Unskewed polls deletes his twitter feed.
Free republic pulls threads.

Yup. They mad!


Nature has a way of shutting it down.
2012-11-06 10:07:03 PM  
3 votes:
Akin just got raped, in the good way.
2012-11-06 10:06:33 PM  
3 votes:
i1.kym-cdn.com

The crucible is almost complete.
2012-11-06 10:04:47 PM  
3 votes:
i1.kym-cdn.com
2012-11-06 10:03:39 PM  
3 votes:
This just posted ... CNN is projecting Obama win in Nova Scotia
2012-11-06 09:57:02 PM  
3 votes:
Hey McConnell...

i171.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 09:56:54 PM  
3 votes:
Let's start writing the Newsflash headline. My suggestion:

NATE SILVER WINS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

feel free to steal it, anyone.
2012-11-06 09:55:29 PM  
3 votes:
i46.tinypic.com
2012-11-06 09:55:03 PM  
3 votes:
I am following the election on the Beeb, Aljazzera, and the New Yorker. Anybody following Wil Wheaton?

His latest Tweet:

Wil Wheaton @wilw

Don't feel too bad, Richard Mourdock. It's all part of God's plan for you to SHUT THE fark UP FOREVER YOU MISOGYNIST PIECE OF shiat.

This is why Fark loves him, I'm guessing.
2012-11-06 09:53:02 PM  
3 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

Found this during a GIS for 'Devin HesterObama you are ridiculous!" I skip that part too, and have since the 50's.
paj
2012-11-06 09:52:03 PM  
3 votes:

Looks like Mitt Romney won't win any of his 4 home states :(

- Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) November 7, 2012
2012-11-06 09:50:42 PM  
3 votes:
2012: The year politicians learned not to talk about rape.
2012-11-06 09:48:01 PM  
3 votes:
i1182.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 09:41:39 PM  
3 votes:
My God there is an absolute loldozer's worth of derp over on the freeper site right now. It's like April 30, 1945 in the Fuehrer bunker, only without the cool uniforms, and ability to speak in complete sentences.
2012-11-06 09:38:21 PM  
3 votes:
I'm watching CNN so thank you guys for letting me know what's actually going on in this election.
2012-11-06 09:32:07 PM  
3 votes:
Motherfarking Florida...

i171.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 09:23:26 PM  
3 votes:
i47.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 09:14:24 PM  
3 votes:
assets.diylol.com
2012-11-06 09:10:05 PM  
3 votes:
i566.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 09:08:10 PM  
3 votes:

robsul82: FL: Obama +13376, 73% reporting (CNN)


My 10yo daughter just went to bed. I told her I was staying up late. She asked my why, and I told her it's because they're counting the votes for President tonight and I think that President Obama will win.
She said "Oh yeah, of course he will. We voted at school and he won."
2012-11-06 09:07:34 PM  
3 votes:

croesius: xelnia: MERGE ALL THE THREADS

[i.imgur.com image 128x128]

[th01.deviantart.net image 274x200]


i3.kym-cdn.com
2012-11-06 09:06:26 PM  
3 votes:
FL: Obama +17F0A1111, 420% reporting (WKRP)
2012-11-06 09:02:20 PM  
3 votes:

GAT_00: Motherfark, Romney took Texas.


What?! I thought for sure that my vote would tip the very leaning Texas over to Obama!

/I've never been so disappointed
2012-11-06 08:51:00 PM  
3 votes:
dailydish.typepad.com
2012-11-06 08:46:06 PM  
3 votes:

WizardofToast: Romney-82

Obama-64

[jeffpelline.files.wordpress.com image 308x425]


denver.mylittlefacewhen.com
2012-11-06 08:45:14 PM  
3 votes:
I can't believe the media isn't reporting on how Obama gave everybody an extra hour on the weekend. I bet he'll take it back after he wins.
2012-11-06 08:36:58 PM  
3 votes:
Voted for Kodos
2012-11-06 08:29:25 PM  
3 votes:
www.linuxpyro.tk
2012-11-06 08:29:17 PM  
3 votes:

vygramul: If Obama wins I can guarantee you that within a week banks will close and soldiers will be marching in the streets.

Of course, it'll be Veterans Day.


i.chzbgr.com
2012-11-06 08:25:17 PM  
3 votes:

bdub77: Wolf Blitzer is a farking idiot. I bet when he goes home at night he just stares at the farking wall.


www.popcrunch.com
2012-11-06 08:19:22 PM  
3 votes:

fenianfark: This disturbed some people in an earlier thread. Might as well keep it going.

[i47.photobucket.com image 480x720]


i47.photobucket.com

This is not the proper place to display your cum swap pics.
At least the Koch brothers' penises aren't showing in this one.
2012-11-06 08:15:42 PM  
3 votes:

d-fens99: Who among us is brave enough to face the derp over at freerepublic and see what they're saying?


I shall go.

*dons armor*

*leaves*
2012-11-06 08:14:16 PM  
3 votes:

herrDrFarkenstein: ROMNEY: GA, KY, OK


i2.kym-cdn.com

/Wait, wut.
2012-11-06 08:13:35 PM  
3 votes:

CygnusDarius: Elzar: I wanna dip my balls in this

I want its ball to be dipped in me!.


If it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
2012-11-06 08:12:18 PM  
3 votes:
OOOOOOOKLAHOMA! WHERE ALL THE VOTERS ARE ALL BATSH*T INSANE!!!!!!
2012-11-06 08:11:26 PM  
3 votes:
I voted for Kang. Abortions for some...miniature American flags for everyone!
2012-11-06 08:11:05 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-06 08:10:18 PM  
3 votes:

earthwirm: Romney will win Florida and Virginia. Book it. Done.


This quote will certainly never appear in this thread again.
2012-11-06 08:10:01 PM  
3 votes:

Chabash: Okay Farkers, I need a good reply to this that completely cuts away the argument of the person that posted this statement.

"I am still astonished and embarrassed that my home states of Washington and Oregon consistently choose statism over freedom. What happened to the pioneering spirit, the individual responsibility and self-reliance that settled and founded these states?"


Romney sold it to China?
2012-11-06 08:09:55 PM  
3 votes:
itmakessenseblog.com
2012-11-06 08:08:57 PM  
3 votes:
I really think Roseanne is gonna pull this out.
2012-11-06 08:07:43 PM  
3 votes:
EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER!!!!
2012-11-06 08:06:47 PM  
3 votes:
I don't have popcorn, but I do have glazed radishes.

That counts, right?
2012-11-07 05:40:43 AM  
2 votes:

whidbey: themeaningoflifeisnot: What an enjoyable night. The Party of Hate and Ignorance got its teeth kicked in.

So much THIS.

I gotta wonder what kind of derpish regrouping they're planning on rallying around next year.

They got served. I don't care how "close" this election was.

Conservative values aren't in vogue as much as they think they are.


Weed, gay marriage, and Obama won the night.

Conservative Values got farked in the ass and offered a joint.
2012-11-07 01:16:14 AM  
2 votes:
in other news, isnatesilverawitch.com has revised their outlook
2012-11-07 12:53:46 AM  
2 votes:
quickpic.us

/not mine
2012-11-07 12:23:20 AM  
2 votes:
FreeRepublic is about to slit it's collective wrists.
2012-11-06 11:53:08 PM  
2 votes:
Romney camp: "Ohio is still in play!"

www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com
2012-11-06 11:45:12 PM  
2 votes:
Ouch, right in the statisticals.
2012-11-06 11:35:14 PM  
2 votes:
Romney:

i49.tinypic.com
2012-11-06 11:09:15 PM  
2 votes:
Apparently there is controversy in Alaska as Sarah Palin was confused by the ballot and accidentally voted for "Potato." Reports say Sarah Palin voted for Potato.
2012-11-06 11:09:03 PM  
2 votes:
Right wing Facebook butthurt, courtesy US Air Force:

"If i do make it to retirement in 4 years, i might have to extend my enlistment by 6 months so that President Obama's signature would not be on my retirement orders."
2012-11-06 11:08:17 PM  
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

WHY SO SAD FOX NEWRS?.... mmmmmm
NFA [TotalFark]
2012-11-06 11:05:42 PM  
2 votes:
i1221.photobucket.com
paj
2012-11-06 11:04:01 PM  
2 votes:
Derp alert!
30fps.mocksession.com
2012-11-06 10:59:17 PM  
2 votes:
Now Fox is saying that the Jewish-American vote in Florida will cost Obama the election.

What?.
2012-11-06 10:58:56 PM  
2 votes:
Hey, GOP. You could have had Elizabeth Warren comfortably as the head of theConsumer Financial Protection Bureau, but NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
paj
2012-11-06 10:58:30 PM  
2 votes:
Should be good for a few Photoshops:

30fps.mocksession.com
2012-11-06 10:55:42 PM  
2 votes:
A Facebook status my wife just shared: "Legitimate Rape" Todd Akin just got owned.The woman voter has a way to shut that whole asshole thing down.
2012-11-06 10:47:49 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-06 10:47:28 PM  
2 votes:

GAT_00: Boehner is already being a cock and saying no new taxes.


i171.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 10:46:49 PM  
2 votes:
I am shocked that Todd Akin's concession speech makes him sound like an asshole.
2012-11-06 10:46:30 PM  
2 votes:
yfrog.com
2012-11-06 10:46:29 PM  
2 votes:
Toddrick Akin giving his concession speech.

Now is this a phony concession speech, or a legitimate concession speech?
2012-11-06 10:45:59 PM  
2 votes:
Akin is conceding? He must have wanted to lose, then, or he would have fought back.
2012-11-06 10:41:55 PM  
2 votes:
Geroge Will is as quiet as a whore in church on ABC right now
2012-11-06 10:41:52 PM  
2 votes:
i232.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 10:40:02 PM  
2 votes:

robsul82: MSNBC reporting Romney hiding in a cave somewhere.


He should have enough food to hole up for a year.
2012-11-06 10:37:27 PM  
2 votes:
MSNBC reporting Romney hiding in a cave somewhere.
2012-11-06 10:35:30 PM  
2 votes:

Another gem from Freepville-😝

I'm making a list of states I will NEVER again visit.

If necessary, I'll pay for longer flights or longer car rides to fly/drive around them! If I ever gain employment again, I will refuse business trips to those states. I'm done with any but Red states!

Oh, and all my extra $$ will go to purchase guns and ammo.
2012-11-06 10:34:38 PM  
2 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: GAT_00: Obama's closing the gap in Virginia, under a 70,000 vote margin.

Obama... Virginia... Gap... Closing...

something something...

It was funnier in my head


Republicans haven't seen a gap close like this since they were taught about the concept of legitimate rape.
2012-11-06 10:33:28 PM  
2 votes:
VIRGINIA, DON''T YOU GO RED ON ME! DON'T YOU GO RED ON ME! CLEEEEEEEEEEAR!
img.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 10:33:04 PM  
2 votes:
Since George Romney lost in 1968, can Mitt just borrow a concessions speech from his parents?
2012-11-06 10:30:49 PM  
2 votes:

bulldg4life: ayenull: bulldg4life: Holy shiat...whatever party is yellow is winning the election on CNN

That's the lemon party.

What the hell is the lemon party?

Off to Google...


<img src="http://...

No, I'd prefer work not knowing I GISed for lemon party. Eh...

OBAMA!
imgace.com

2012-11-06 10:26:48 PM  
2 votes:

Bontesla: Obama is projected to win New Mexico.


New Mexico, old Mexico, it doesn't matter. Only US states get to vote.
2012-11-06 10:26:40 PM  
2 votes:

OBAMA WINS!!!!!
supportyourlocalgunfighter.com

2012-11-06 10:24:46 PM  
2 votes:
Ahhahhahahaah FOX is blaming Rmoney's likely loss on TOO MUCH MONEY IN POLITICS. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
2012-11-06 10:22:42 PM  
2 votes:
I'm personally taking credit for Obama's victory tonight. I shared every single pro-Obama item that appeared in my Facebook Newsfeed.

\You're welcome
2012-11-06 10:22:03 PM  
2 votes:
Romney will go back to work at Bain Capital and he will fire 1 million cab drivers.
2012-11-06 10:21:56 PM  
2 votes:
i140.photobucket.com 

/and I live in a swing state
2012-11-06 10:19:41 PM  
2 votes:
I hope Romney wins the popular vote and Obama wins the EC vote. That way Republicans can scream about getting rid of the EC.
2012-11-06 10:19:39 PM  
2 votes:
So, is Ted Nugent going to go down in a blaze of Tea Party gloy by trying to assassinate Obama? Dead or in jail if I recall...
2012-11-06 10:18:50 PM  
2 votes:

bulldg4life: Holy shiat...whatever party is yellow is winning the election on CNN


That's the lemon party.
2012-11-06 10:18:21 PM  
2 votes:
i27.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 10:17:43 PM  
2 votes:
Nelson's seat picked up by a Republican. No actual change occurred.
2012-11-06 10:17:40 PM  
2 votes:

bulldg4life: Holy shiat...whatever party is yellow is winning the election on CNN


It's the Chinese! Rmoney has outsourced us!
2012-11-06 10:16:34 PM  
2 votes:
McCaskill legitimately forces her way into Todd Akins seat.
2012-11-06 10:16:29 PM  
2 votes:

dennysgod: You can't blame the outcome on me I voted for Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday *pop pop* Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable *horse whinnying* Arthur Norman Michael *squeak* Featherstone Smith *whistle* Northgot Edwards Harris *gun shot* Mason *chuff-chuff-chuff* Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert ♫ 'We'll keep a welcome in the'♫ *gun shotx3* Williams "If I Could Walk That Way" Jenkin *squek* Tiger-draws Pratt Thompson ♫'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head'♫ Darcy Carter *horn* Pussycat ♫'Don't Sleep In The Subway'♫ Barton Mannering *hoot, whoop* Smith.


i970.photobucket.com

I am Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobella Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andrt Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call.
2012-11-06 10:14:57 PM  
2 votes:
Holy shiat...whatever party is yellow is winning the election on CNN
2012-11-06 10:13:28 PM  
2 votes:
THIS IS A BREAKING NEWS FLASH. I AM DRUNK. 10PM ON A TUESDAY.

OVER.
2012-11-06 10:11:19 PM  
2 votes:
Note to GOP strategists: Pro-rape is not a winning strategy. We may wish the US was Saudi Arabia, but unfortunately, women have a say here.
2012-11-06 10:09:26 PM  
2 votes:

Lost Thought 00: Missouri had a way to shut it down!


lunachan.net
2012-11-06 10:09:09 PM  
2 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: [img208.imageshack.us image 721x237]


OOOOOoooooo....


img208.imageshack.us

Bears SO much repeating!
2012-11-06 10:08:37 PM  
2 votes:
Akin legimately loses...Mourdock gets God's gift.

Lovely.
2012-11-06 10:08:30 PM  
2 votes:
So farking annoying how they are holding out California's votes to artificially inflate suspense. They could give us meaningful numbers, but they don't. I guess all I have to remember is whoever wins Ohio wins the election, and in that regard, suck it repubs!
2012-11-06 10:07:47 PM  
2 votes:

IT'S LEGITIMATE: MCCASKILL RAPES AKIN! OH, SUCH DELICIOUS REPUBLICAN TEARS!

IT'S LEGITIMATE: MCCASKILL RAPES AKIN! OH, SUCH DELICIOUS REPUBLICAN TEARS!

IT'S LEGITIMATE: MCCASKILL RAPES AKIN! OH, SUCH DELICIOUS REPUBLICAN TEARS!

IT'S LEGITIMATE: MCCASKILL RAPES AKIN! OH, SUCH DELICIOUS REPUBLICAN TEARS!

2012-11-06 10:06:50 PM  
2 votes:
Akin has been raped legitimately.
2012-11-06 10:04:39 PM  
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: clambam: I have to say, if the repubs lose tonight (and it's still not a done deal), I feel kind of bad for them. Democrats can always threaten to move to Canada or Western Europe if things get too bad. Where can the repubs go? Qatar? Uzbekistan?

Iran and Afghanistan share many of the same views as Republicans.


Freepers are threatening to move to Canada.


Canada.

With Universal Healthcare.
2012-11-06 10:03:12 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-06 10:01:37 PM  
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

UTAH FOR ROMNEY; THE COMEBACK BEGINS
2012-11-06 09:58:43 PM  
2 votes:

fqhollis: [i46.tinypic.com image 480x266]


i46.tinypic.com
2012-11-06 09:58:20 PM  
2 votes:
xtupload.com

Haha, Dick Murdock lost.

You see, that's the problem with telling women who get raped that they got raped because your god wanted it to happen.
2012-11-06 09:57:55 PM  
2 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: This shiat is so rigged. Romney is clearly showing a strong lead in the popular vote. But the vote counters are showing Obama leading.

It's only democracy if a Democrat is winning, I guess.


imageshack.us

I've been waiting all night for you folks to show up! 

NOW comes the fun part!
2012-11-06 09:57:55 PM  
2 votes:
Matt Yglesias @mattyglesias
2014 Senate map looks great for Republicans, but you never know what crazy rape theories their candidates will endorse.
2012-11-06 09:57:12 PM  
2 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: Is Boehner crying yet?


upload.wikimedia.org
2012-11-06 09:56:20 PM  
2 votes:
Elizabeth Warren was next to me in Mitt's binder.
2012-11-06 09:55:35 PM  
2 votes:
This shiat is so rigged. Romney is clearly showing a strong lead in the popular vote. But the vote counters are showing Obama leading.

It's only democracy if a Democrat is winning, I guess.
2012-11-06 09:55:32 PM  
2 votes:

antidisestablishmentarianism: [24.media.tumblr.com image 415x252]

Found this during a GIS for 'Devin HesterObama you are ridiculous!" I skip that part too, and have since the 50's.


WWJD? Punch the guy in the face.

Read your Leviticus. Study it out.
2012-11-06 09:53:49 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe Rmoney shouldn't have so many home states to lose in. It's really embarrassing being that stinking rich.
2012-11-06 09:48:58 PM  
2 votes:

basham: Any word on Allen West in Florida?


He's still an asshole.
2012-11-06 09:48:19 PM  
2 votes:

heap: Instead of freaking out we should all get down on our knees and pray to God for mercy and forgiveness for our country. Then we should sit back and be calm knowing that His will will be done.



I like that quote the most. Apparently "Gods will" was to send a hurricane to help the Democrat get re-elected.
2012-11-06 09:47:38 PM  
2 votes:

basham: Any word on Allen West in Florida?


Crazy is a word.
2012-11-06 09:47:24 PM  
2 votes:
One does simply walk over Mourdock.
2012-11-06 09:44:39 PM  
2 votes:
Dear America,

You're welcome.

Love,
Those of us in Indiana who are not insane.

/suck it Mourdock
2012-11-06 09:43:31 PM  
2 votes:
DRINK!

i171.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 09:42:41 PM  
2 votes:
What can Brown do? He can lose to Elizabeth Warren. Thats what.
2012-11-06 09:41:47 PM  
2 votes:
Foxnews broadcasters crying sweet sweet tears for me to drink.

I don't need porn. This is totally fappable.
2012-11-06 09:41:08 PM  
2 votes:
cdn.dealbreaker.comNewsflash: There is an election going on and stuff.cdn.dealbreaker.com
2012-11-06 09:39:25 PM  
2 votes:
Looks like UnskewedPolls is going to be proven correct across the board... Libs where is your false prophet Silver now?
2012-11-06 09:38:27 PM  
2 votes:
Romney and Ryan. Romney and Ryan at Wisconsin when the votes fell.
2012-11-06 09:35:16 PM  
2 votes:

FlashHarry: Lol Obama wins Ryan and Romney's home states.


What's your point? Name a single time in the last twelve years that Republicans mocked a Democrat because he could not win his home state. Not that Republicans would have to. Democrats can't win any states. LOL!!! ROMNEY/RYAN ROMNEY/RYAN ROMENY/RYANR RMONYE/RYARSAOROMNEAUQLAX)$U@(
2012-11-06 09:34:57 PM  
2 votes:
YOU HAD ONE JOB
comedycentral.mtvnimages.com
...ONE JOB


/ohio or virginia and the rest can eat a dick
2012-11-06 09:33:49 PM  
2 votes:
Fox News: Tucker Carlson bemoans lack of MSM coverage of Benghazi for large percentage of voters believing Obama is competent to handle foreign policy.
2012-11-06 09:33:16 PM  
2 votes:

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: "To: mikrofon

And now Wisconsin just fell for The One.

Romney's margin of error is shrinking rapidly. I'm losing faith here, folks..."

The FR meltdown is starting.

images.somethingawful.com

2012-11-06 09:30:55 PM  
2 votes:
Paul Ryan delivers Wisconsin!!!

Or not.
2012-11-06 09:27:33 PM  
2 votes:

qorkfiend: Linda McMahon, down in flames for the second straight election? I have renewed faith in my brothers to the east.


I guess you can say she had

raises sunglasses


no chance in hell
2012-11-06 09:26:12 PM  
2 votes:

cretinbob: Akin is getting raped by McCaskill


We need to wait for the projection to see if it's legitimate.
2012-11-06 09:22:29 PM  
2 votes:

Eddie T. Head: CNN still hasn't called PA.



Maybe PA should accept that CNN just isn't that into her.
2012-11-06 09:20:57 PM  
2 votes:
David Brody @David_Brody

So far @MittRomney is losing or has lost in every state he owns a mansion. Not nice to his neighbors? #election2012
2012-11-06 09:20:26 PM  
2 votes:
VOTE FOR ME AND I PROMISE TO CONSUME YOUR SOUL LAST.
2012-11-06 09:09:55 PM  
2 votes:
Just got home. I'm in Cali, and Obama's got the state no matter what I do, so I voted for Johnson. You're welcome, Libertarians.

So I'll be drinking a Sam Adams Dunkelweizen, in honor of the best president the UCAS will ever have:

i291.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 09:09:46 PM  
2 votes:

bdbthinker: Where's the Polls Closed pic with Obama sporting an afro?

 

i.imgur.com

sorry screwed up the last link.
2012-11-06 09:08:35 PM  
2 votes:

coco ebert: Oh God, the updated electoral count is scary now that Romney has Texas.


The creeping red map reminds me of a plague spread graphic. The following territories are now infected:..
2012-11-06 09:04:39 PM  
2 votes:
MERGE ALL THE THREADS

i.imgur.com
mjg
2012-11-06 09:04:04 PM  
2 votes:
2012-11-06 09:01:26 PM  
2 votes:

jmsvrsn: Florida tighter than an armadillo's rectum in a hail storm


enduringsense.com
2012-11-06 08:59:51 PM  
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-06 08:59:51 PM  
2 votes:
i159.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 08:56:29 PM  
2 votes:
dailydish.typepad.com
2012-11-06 08:48:19 PM  
2 votes:

brukmann: Your life is already forfeit. Real Americans will either be in concentration camps or sent on a new Crusade. I just want to have fun in the final days of the Republic.


CHOOSE YOUR DESTRUCTOR


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
2012-11-06 08:48:08 PM  
2 votes:

NewportBarGuy: When do we launch the nuclear weapons?


After we take le nap.
2012-11-06 08:47:38 PM  
2 votes:
Everyone shiat themselves in unison. Weedlord Bonerhitler got 2 votes in Connecticut.
2012-11-06 08:46:15 PM  
2 votes:

coco ebert: You guys, is Elizabeth Warren going to lose? :(


If she doesn't get enough votes to win, I bet she will.
2012-11-06 08:46:15 PM  
2 votes:
Patton Oswalt Tweet- "@pattonoswalt: Exit polls from NH show a 100% response for, "Voter in question tossed a white riesling in my face. Dry but bosomy.""
2012-11-06 08:35:47 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-06 08:35:08 PM  
2 votes:

OneNutSaloon: Linda McMahon got body slammed


Too bad. I was looking forward to this:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-06 08:32:05 PM  
2 votes:

zomega: Okay, someone pass me the alcohol; I will be nervous until we hit 270.

How's Ohio, Virginia and Florida doing?


According to HP, Ohio's still leaning blue, Jerry Falwell's ghost still haunts VA, and the Florida tag will remain on Fark forever.

1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-06 08:32:04 PM  
2 votes:

Clowns are a Ten: bdub77: WTF is up with the florida reporting - now Obama ahead w/55% in florida.

They farked up a big county.


And Dreams Stay With You
2012-11-06 08:29:53 PM  
2 votes:
The CNN estimated % for Florida has more ups and downs than a Chumbawumba song
2012-11-06 08:26:23 PM  
2 votes:
I got 99 problems but Mitt ain't one.
2012-11-06 08:23:01 PM  
2 votes:
Romney is a wizard. He knew about that 47%

img526.imageshack.us
2012-11-06 08:22:29 PM  
2 votes:
Linda McMahon losing 90/10 BAW GAHD KING THAT WOMAN HAS A FAMILY!
2012-11-06 08:22:28 PM  
2 votes:
newnation.sg
2012-11-06 08:21:31 PM  
2 votes:
According to BBC:

Texas: Leaning Republican

Ohio: Leaning Democrat

New Jersey: Leaning The Situation
2012-11-06 08:21:14 PM  
2 votes:

d-fens99: Who among us is brave enough to face the derp over at freerepublic and see what they're saying?


Ever seen the movie The Mist? Where a guy volunteers to be roped out of the supermarket and then they pull back a bloody body part?

The same thing will happen to the poor fool that looks up FR.
2012-11-06 08:20:44 PM  
2 votes:
I'd like to just go to sleep and wake up with the President still the president. Right now, my girls are arguing on where we'd move to if Romney wins this. The oldest has chosen Japan, the middle child, Canada and the youngest (age 9) favors Great Britain.
2012-11-06 08:20:28 PM  
2 votes:
It has been my experience that many election predictions and projections disappear once they've been horribly disproven. So I took some time to screen-grab as many of the predictions I could find. I want to use this as a tool, as to which poll or aggregator to watch most closely next time.

But you may find it a little fun to remind your far-leaning friends who pointed to their favorite biased "news source" that they were led horribly wrong. Maybe it could shake them awake...or it will drive them to start to shout "election fixing!"

Whatever, I've loosely laid them out ranging from "Obama Landslide" to "Romney Landslide." Hope you find this cool and not annoying.

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i.imgur.com

i561.photobucket.com

i561.photobucket.com
Holy crap! Romney plummeted in the last five days! Oh, wait, it's Unskewed changing its strategy from "let's give the conservatives hope" to "we better not be *that* wrong. The earlier estimation has already disappeared.

Michael Barone, Washinton Examiner, Romney 315, Obama 223

Las Vegas Oddsmaker Explains Why He Predicts Romney Landslide - Wayne Allyn Root
2012-11-06 08:15:53 PM  
2 votes:
OK, so the states to watch are

Florida - 50% chance of recount, 100 chance of Florida tag being used

North carolina - 75% chance of Robosexual Orgy

Virginia - 85% of Scary Black Man

Colorado - 80% chance of Went Black, Can't Go Back. Small chance of upset due to Weedlord Bonerhitler

Ohio - 100% chance of lawsuits, voting "irregularities".
2012-11-06 08:15:50 PM  
2 votes:
i599.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 08:14:44 PM  
2 votes:
It's going to be close between Cthulhu and Megatron.

/voted for Nyarlathotep in the primaries
2012-11-06 08:11:21 PM  
2 votes:

herrDrFarkenstein: PBS up-to-date

OBAMA: DC, CT, DE, RI,

ROMNEY: GA, KY, OK


Well, if Romney has GAKYOK, he'll be tough to beat.
2012-11-06 08:10:31 PM  
2 votes:
"Hold on to your butts"
2012-11-06 08:09:31 PM  
2 votes:
I wanna dip my balls in this
2012-11-06 08:09:16 PM  
2 votes:
the oil hit the anus
2012-11-06 08:08:54 PM  
2 votes:
Romney will win Florida and Virginia. Book it. Done.
2012-11-06 08:08:14 PM  
2 votes:
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
2012-11-06 08:06:35 PM  
2 votes:
Starstream is a whiny biatch.
2012-11-06 08:06:09 PM  
2 votes:
My part is done. Now it is just... Four More Beers!!!
2012-11-07 02:18:53 PM  
1 vote:

eraser8: I was watching a woman on MSNBC claim that the Republican curtailing of voting rights and early voting window energized Obama voters in a way that made it much more competitive. Wasn't sure what to make of that analysis.


i190.photobucket.com
2012-11-07 03:54:19 AM  
1 vote:
(I found a better one lol)

www.myfacewhen.net
2012-11-07 01:04:07 AM  
1 vote:
wademh: Black Pawn KING takes White Bishop
/FTFY
//yusssssss
2012-11-07 12:39:02 AM  
1 vote:

Mouldy Squid: Congratulations. We Canadians are happy for you. Perhaps now you can arrest your slide into idiocy and theocracy.


You know, we keep trying. Maybe this time we actually made a difference. Don't give up on us, please. My family emigrated from Canada (Quebec...maybe that doesn't count?) in the 1800s. If R-Money had won, I would have taken advantage of our family's roots and done the immigration thing. Thankfully, we don't have to!

I love my country, but I hate politicians. I want a Queen/King and Parliament. I'm sick of going through two years of "electioneering" in a President's first term just to get a second term. You guys have done it the right way. But we're stuck with a "two-party system" and that's why we will NEVER have the option you do.

/Loves Canada
//Wishes she could live there
///Happy her ancestors did
////Slashies
2012-11-07 12:37:35 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe someone should check on Romney to make sure he didn't kill himself.
2012-11-07 12:37:13 AM  
1 vote:
Yes, Santa Claus, there is a Virginia!
2012-11-07 12:34:58 AM  
1 vote:
Once again, the US shows the rest of the world how to handle a change (or in this case not) of power. My only hope is the Republican party learns from this and jettisons the crazies and fundies and Tea Partiers making them a laughing stock. I'm an independent and vote Democratic because the Republican party has strayed so far from its ideals it is insane. I would like a choice on election day, I really do, but the GOP gives me none. I would not vote for anyone who sees American through such a filter of hate.
2012-11-07 12:31:09 AM  
1 vote:

vygramul: [www.bitlogic.com image 567x440]


media.tumblr.com
2012-11-07 12:29:55 AM  
1 vote:
I was in a restaurant tonight where they had the election coverage going on in the bar. Every time there was a cheer, I went into the bar and asked what was going on.

Then I started to cry...because...WE WON.

We farking WON.

Probably the best election results since I got the vote when I was 18...in 1972...and I have voted in every goddamn single election since then.

If "people" tell you your vote doesn't matter, just whoop them upside the head and tell them to go to Hell. We WON. We won because we didn't buy into R-money's flip-flopping, lies, and Karl Rove's beaucoup bucks trying to buy this election.

Hear me well. I'm 62 years old and cried when the results came in.

And, in our state, Marriage Equality passed, by a huge margin! My daughter and her partner of 8 years can now get married!

(As Mother of the Bride, I say we're going to have a HUGE party.) Yes.

Thank you to EVERYONE who voted. Those who didn't...you don't get to biatch. You are losers.

My daughter, her partner, me, and the rest of the country thank you for your votes. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

I love you all. For forever.
2012-11-07 12:20:58 AM  
1 vote:
The cherry on top for tonight would be Nate Silver's model being 100% accurate. Just a nice little "fark You" to the War on Math brigade.
2012-11-07 12:15:40 AM  
1 vote:
mmmm... Crow... tasty
2012-11-07 12:14:16 AM  
1 vote:
s14.postimage.org

Here's where Teabaggers go berserk...
2012-11-06 11:53:04 PM  
1 vote:

Walker: Romney refuses to concede. ROFL. It's over Mittens, go home.


Never give up, never surrender.
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-06 11:52:58 PM  
1 vote:
PBS is flogging a potential Mittens refusal to concede. Any other networks touting this? I'm in a cable-less cabin in the north woods.
2012-11-06 11:47:22 PM  
1 vote:
To whomever posted this: it didn't last long, but I saw it.

img689.imageshack.us
2012-11-06 11:45:23 PM  
1 vote:
i.chzbgr.com
2012-11-06 11:43:39 PM  
1 vote:
Been waiting all day to post this:

imageshack.us

Will be posting it a hell of a lot more for the next week.
2012-11-06 11:40:04 PM  
1 vote:
Karl Rove thinks that his understanding of 3rd grade math is equivalent to people who devote their career to the study of statistics.
2012-11-06 11:36:26 PM  
1 vote:
Is it bad form, at this point, to hire a hooker?
2012-11-06 11:30:26 PM  
1 vote:
Meanwhile, in Freeperville...

---I think I'm going to throw up.

---For Obama to get this many votes - it is over. The America we once knew is gone.

---There will be no going back from this. We have gone over the tipping point.

---It's time to figure out how to collect what's left of the marbles and get out. Going Galt.

---RINOs don't bother asking for my for my vote again... ever!

---Bob Dole lost- ready for Palin 2016

---7 wasted trips to Pennsylvania and Wisconsin while Obama was in FL and OH. Brain-searing stupid.

---Holding our noses and voting for Romney didn't work after all

---Welcome to ghetto nation.

---God have mercy on this nation. And have mercy on Israel as well.

---It looks like the freeloaders and the "lady parts" got their REVENGE on America. Well, we tried to tell them. It's all downhill from here.

---The Devil has won.

---I will project that the GOP is also dead.

---Donated so many hours for this??? I am sick.

---Can/will Boehner ready impeachment proceedings for something?

---the GOP got EVERYTHING it deserved tonight...we (the Tea Party) handed them a monumental victory 2 years ago and they repaid us by saying F-U....
2012-11-06 11:15:23 PM  
1 vote:

Hillary Clinton | Joe Biden

2016

2012-11-06 11:13:32 PM  
1 vote:
daily show says Nate Silver is calling 2016 for Hillary in a landslide
2012-11-06 11:13:08 PM  
1 vote:
Meanwhile at

supak.com

anwajler.com
2012-11-06 11:10:52 PM  
1 vote:
i171.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 11:10:12 PM  
1 vote:
Wait, Lincoln opens in select theaters first?

Um...
2012-11-06 11:09:44 PM  
1 vote:
Daily Show commercial break...Link

Link

Link
2012-11-06 11:09:14 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder how many pot busts there will be in Boulder tonight because people think it's immediately OK to smoke a J and blow smoke in a cop's face.
2012-11-06 11:08:58 PM  
1 vote:
They are arguing with each other on Fox now
2012-11-06 11:08:47 PM  
1 vote:

shower_in_my_socks: Per CNN: "Romney campaign has stopped answering calls and emails within the last hour"

Wowsers.


Imagine being Romney and Ryan in that room, watching the totals not look good for them, as several billionaires stare at them, looking very very pissed at all of the hundreds of millions they just flushed down the toilet on these two guys.
2012-11-06 11:08:44 PM  
1 vote:

VERY good effort in Pa tonight!we WON! muahahahahaa!

- Weaver95 (@weaverXP)
2012-11-06 11:08:38 PM  
1 vote:
TDS: Romney has passed out in a pool of his own vomit thanks to a drink of Diet Coke.
2012-11-06 11:08:11 PM  
1 vote:
Thank God NC went to Romney, or Silver would be wrong.
2012-11-06 11:07:36 PM  
1 vote:

shower_in_my_socks: Per CNN: "Romney campaign has stopped answering calls and emails within the last hour"

Wowsers.


LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA LA
2012-11-06 11:07:18 PM  
1 vote:
Funny Tweets @TheFunnyTeens

O.B.A.M.A = Obviously Best At Managing America
2012-11-06 11:07:17 PM  
1 vote:
I work in an office with several chauvinistic, xenophobic, racist neo-tards who were counting down the days to Romney's inauguration. Tomorrow will be a good day at work for me, especially if I see them with swollen, tear stained eyes and reeking of booze :D
2012-11-06 11:07:12 PM  
1 vote:

Hand Banana: Virginia is nearly tied now.


I hope she remembers her safe word.
2012-11-06 11:06:43 PM  
1 vote:

OMS: I want a montage of Fox new pundits saying, "tight".


related
2012-11-06 11:06:23 PM  
1 vote:

JerseyTim: The Daily Show just went live! They've got Patrick Stewart reporting!


http://www.comedycentral.com/live-election-night/
2012-11-06 11:06:16 PM  
1 vote:
dailydish.typepad.com
2012-11-06 11:05:57 PM  
1 vote:
Per CNN: "Romney campaign has stopped answering calls and emails within the last hour"

Wowsers.
2012-11-06 11:05:47 PM  
1 vote:
i0.kym-cdn.com

spongeboob: So no one in Romney's bunker is answering telephone calls, that says everything.

2012-11-06 11:05:47 PM  
1 vote:
If/WHEN Iowa get's Officially Blue AND pushes Obama past the Magic 270 mark, I am going to run outside and take a piss on each and every single Romney yard sign and bumper sticker that I see!
2012-11-06 11:04:55 PM  
1 vote:
How do they give California to the dems when 0% is reporting? Not biatching, curious.
2012-11-06 11:04:06 PM  
1 vote:

paj: NobleHam: Holy shiat. Diane Sawyer really DOES seem drunk.

[30fps.mocksession.com image 850x478]


i.imgur.com

Polls in California are now closed. You may now call the election.
2012-11-06 11:04:00 PM  
1 vote:
More from Freeperville:

---No. I've always thought that the only way the commie could hang on to power was by stealing it.

---I think this turned out like 2004, with the parties switched. Discontent with incumbent, but not enough to win. Not the best challenger in the world, and false hopes from polling, for whatever reason, for the party out of power.

---Yeppers. Looks like the takers 47 percent have just taken over the country.

---If voting machines can be hacked, then millions of votes could have been stolen. I live in NC and I am shocked that this state is so close. Something is not right...

---There were no "obvious" signs that Romney was winning. Only folks in total echo chambers believed that. The race is/was close. The popular vote totals will likely be within a point or so. If you thought Romney was "obviously" winning you weren't bothering to get your news from a wide variety of sources. Actually, the majority of the media has believed Obama was winning for a very long time now.

---I live in New Jersey, and yes, Christie did go overboard with his praise of Obama. But, seriously, if all that was needed was a hug by a fat guy to get voters to overlook four years of awful economic news, serious scandals, ineffectual foreign policy and all the other wonderful things we know and love about Barack hussein Obama, then we were already very close to becoming Greece. Now we are there.

---America is like an alcoholic. We are going to have to hit rock bottom before people wake up.

---The bigger issue is that the GOP put up a milquetoast candidate who absolutely would not go on the offensive... even on something as easily devastating as Benghazi. Add to that all the frigging idiots that are voting for Johnson (who is making up the difference between Obama and Romney), and America deserves whatever it gets.

---The Demos own the minority vote. If Obama was white he would've lost by 5%.

---We were lied to, once again.

---Why do I get the feeling boxes are being stuffed in FL, VA, NC, and OH?

---It is interesting to note that the areas where GOP observers were locked out of a chance to verify the voting machines started at zero are providing the difference. (South Florida, Philadelphia, and urban Ohio)

---Exactly what it is and the Communists changed it right under our noses as we sat around going beeb beeb beeb beeb beeb. Ann Coulter wrote an article last year about this, talking about Reagan being elected governor of California and how that would be completely impossible today. The country has been taken over. The Communists played us like a top and won.

---There has been industrial strength voter fraud in this election. As usual, Republicans will do and say nothing about it. And THAT is why it gets worse and more blatant with each passing election.Until Republicans get some testicles, this will destroy the nation. But then, should Obama win in spite of the independent voter edge of Romney, the nation will not recover anyway, for it means even Republican candidates with an edge cannot win due to fraud.

---Well Longbow1969 my friend I do use a variety of media sources. And the only media that had Obama winning had democrats wildly oversampled, beyond the 08 turnout, there was little indication that Demos would turn out in those numbers again, let alone exceed them.

---"Christie is Finished as a national political figure." Are you kidding? He'll be the GOPe nominee in '16 unless the conservatives step up and take over the party. If not, WE NEED A CONSERVATIVE PARTY. I would much rather vote for a man I want and lose than vote for one I don't want and lose anyway.

---Nikita Krushchev turned out to be right. The United States falls from within. Obama and company are infiltrators.

---Then lets look at the over million of blacks who would not have voted if obama was white, they voted on color and their racism . but the media would never mentioned this.
2012-11-06 11:03:37 PM  
1 vote:

jaylectricity: Can we please stop gloating about every damn little thing? Seriously, 14% reporting and people are assuming a win.


24.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-06 11:03:31 PM  
1 vote:
At 11:03 EST, your winners:

i171.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 11:01:55 PM  
1 vote:
Holy shiat, Stewart/Colbert managed to round up more stars than 15 seasons of Dancing with the Stars.
2012-11-06 11:01:37 PM  
1 vote:
2012-11-06 11:01:34 PM  
1 vote:

vygramul: [isbenghaziascandalyet?]


I less than three that pic so much!

i293.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 11:01:32 PM  
1 vote:
THIS ENDS NOW! MAKE IT SO!!
2012-11-06 11:01:20 PM  
1 vote:
I don't care who wins what. All i want is for Nate Silver to be wrong.
2012-11-06 11:00:53 PM  
1 vote:
You know what would be great? If they isolated the results down to counties in a state. Then we'd know where to riot.
2012-11-06 11:00:50 PM  
1 vote:
Apparently Kenya has 4 electoral votes.
2012-11-06 11:00:42 PM  
1 vote:

InmanRoshi: star_topology: Rove on Fox.

Talk about someone who's sweating bullets. He's going to get a lot of angry phone calls tmw from millionaires and billionaires asking what the fark he did with their money.


j-walkblog.com

rent, boy, doesn't pay for itself.
2012-11-06 11:00:30 PM  
1 vote:
Massive upset with Obama winning California!
2012-11-06 11:00:21 PM  
1 vote:

Krymson Tyde: [i232.photobucket.com image 600x517]


I knew you were farking cool man. They had it all sewed up and then they just blew it and let BoogieBongo have it again. And I've never been happier.

/2008 I was laying in a hospital bed after a hip replacement. Nurses were having a fit that he won and I was having a farking ball. Then they threatened to shut off my morphine drip.
//Huntsville suburb
2012-11-06 11:00:21 PM  
1 vote:
FARTAXBO WINS THE WEST COAST

LEON GETTING LARGER

NO IRISH NEED APPLY

MACHINE WASH COLD TUMBLE DRY
2012-11-06 11:00:07 PM  
1 vote:

AfroX: I used my birthday wish today on the election.


It's our seventh wedding anniversary today. Election results are so romantic.
2012-11-06 11:00:02 PM  
1 vote:

ArgusRun: Fox news is project in Obama in Wisconsin despite Romney lead?


You are drunk? But I think you are also slow.
2012-11-06 10:58:39 PM  
1 vote:
www.beersteak.com

newsimg.bbc.co.uk

DRINK!
2012-11-06 10:58:38 PM  
1 vote:
2012-11-06 10:57:25 PM  
1 vote:
Macaca!
2012-11-06 10:56:39 PM  
1 vote:
MSNBC projects Tim Kaine beat the macaca out of George Allen.
2012-11-06 10:56:35 PM  
1 vote:
Al Gore: "I am confident in saying that President Obama is going to carry the state of Florida tonight."

Uh.... thanks, Al....
2012-11-06 10:56:14 PM  
1 vote:
I used my birthday wish today on the election.
2012-11-06 10:55:54 PM  
1 vote:
www.beersteak.com
2012-11-06 10:55:45 PM  
1 vote:
MORE FREEPER QUOTES PLEASE!!!!!
2012-11-06 10:55:38 PM  
1 vote:
All that Sheldon Adelson money, all that Koch money, all those hundreds of millions spent trying to openly buy elections, all down the drain.

Now Democrats, fix this problem before they can regroup. Grow some balls, be prepared to lose some cash flow of your own, but get something done about this.
2012-11-06 10:55:26 PM  
1 vote:

InmanRoshi: Laughing at the NPR guy reporting live from Romney's headquarters..

Reporter: "It's a very somber mood here currently"

Anchor: "Why is that? Were they counting on picking Pennsylvania's or Wisconsin's electoral votes?"

Reporter "Uhm .... you know, I don't they they were ... necessarily ...... counting on math."


Lulz. I imagine that reporter's trying real hard not to say "these people all need to be sent to a mental institution, Mr. Anchor."
2012-11-06 10:54:29 PM  
1 vote:

spongeboob: So Heaven's Gate situation?


24.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-06 10:54:25 PM  
1 vote:
To: JoeA

There has been industrial strength voter fraud in this election. As usual, Republicans will do and say nothing about it. And THAT is why it gets worse and more blatant with each passing election.Until Republicans get some testicles, this will destroy the nation. But then, should Obama win in spite of the independent voter edge of Romney, the nation will not recover anyway, for it means even Republican candidates with an edge cannot win due to fraud.
Of course, the dumb ass females who put Obama in office and Clinton in office are the the biggest culprits. The 19th Amendment was the biggest mistake men in this country.ever made.

30 posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 10:54:28 PM by Oldpuppymax
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They really don't get why they lose elections...
2012-11-06 10:53:54 PM  
1 vote:

JerseyTim: Does anyone want to help me crowdfund a "Sheldon Addelson spent $100 million in the 2012 election and all he got was this stupid indictment" Notice?

2012-11-06 10:53:41 PM  
1 vote:
www.theblaze.com

Suck it.
2012-11-06 10:53:19 PM  
1 vote:
Statement from Fox about the blue on the Ohio and Florida maps:

i171.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 10:53:10 PM  
1 vote:
All discipline has just dissolved at Fox News. Pretty blond lady is wandering aimlessly around the set, flirting with the men in suits. They're threatening to send someone named Hemer to Florida, presumably to kick some butt or something.
2012-11-06 10:52:50 PM  
1 vote:
Fox is now reduced to Megyn Kelly walking around the set flirting with all the men.
2012-11-06 10:52:27 PM  
1 vote:

Hand Banana: AverageAmericanGuy: The Dog Ate My Homework: AverageAmericanGuy: You libs are celebrating like crazed monkeys, but the electoral votes still show Romney with a nice lead over Obama.

Alt+PrtScn

See you tomorrow morning.

LOL, Winblows u$er.

That's your comeback in an election thread? You may be the dumbest person on Fark right now.


In his defense, he's been the dumbest person of Fark for a while now.
2012-11-06 10:52:25 PM  
1 vote:

Mentat: God damn, Akin's a prick.


What's he saying for those of us w/out cable? please, someone?
2012-11-06 10:52:07 PM  
1 vote:

badLogic: Fox is pushing the narritive that the GOP did not go hard enough right. lol


What? I am shocked. Shocked

/ Sorry if I broke anyone's sarcasm detector.
2012-11-06 10:50:56 PM  
1 vote:
Hey...

Hey Linda...

Linda McMahon...

Hey...

Hey you...


i.imgur.com
2012-11-06 10:50:33 PM  
1 vote:

Demetrius: How is Allen West doing???



25.media.tumblr.com

He's done like the dishes.
2012-11-06 10:50:13 PM  
1 vote:

IlGreven: Mike_LowELL: Where are you guys getting this news that Taxbongo has won states? I can't find anything on the truly conservative web sites (i.e. "not Free Republic", "not FOX News") corroborating this.

Your tinfoil's wearing out. Go grab another sheet.


Yes. MSNBC, FOX, and CNN have all reported the exact same number of electoral votes for the candidates, but when I suggest that the media narrative is being controlled by a higher power, I'm a conspiracy theorist. Yup. I hope it hurts to be that stupid.
2012-11-06 10:50:08 PM  
1 vote:
I'm just going to leave this here one more time to be sure...

i46.tinypic.com
2012-11-06 10:49:54 PM  
1 vote:
SO MANY PEOPLE ARE VOTING AGAINST HIM. WHY DOESN'T OBAMA CONCEDE ALREADY??
2012-11-06 10:49:31 PM  
1 vote:

Lost Thought 00: Akin doing absolutely nothing to help his future electoral chances


Lost Thought 00: Akin doing absolutely nothing to help his future electoral chances


God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God Bengazhi God God God God God God God God God Rape God God God God God God God God God God God God God God God troops God God God God God God God God God God God God God God flag God God God God God God God God.....
2012-11-06 10:49:25 PM  
1 vote:

TV's Vinnie: OH FUGG! When they said Iowa was gonna close at 10PM, I didn't know they meant 10 EASTERN TIME!

Looks like it's closing NOW. Come ONNNNNNNN Iowa! Bring me the Blue!


Count on it
2012-11-06 10:49:20 PM  
1 vote:
For those of you lucky enough to not see it... Akin's concession speech is a barrage of unhinged lunacy. So many references to god I feel like I'm listening to the Ayatollah of Iran.
2012-11-06 10:49:13 PM  
1 vote:
Holy shiat. Diane Sawyer really DOES seem drunk.
2012-11-06 10:49:13 PM  
1 vote:
This is one hippie liberal that is enjoying his 31st birthday!!!

Today's to do list:
1. Wake up from last night's party and go to work.
2. Juggle and do stupid stunts for kids on an off-school day.
3. Vote!
4. Get drunk and watch election results on Fark.
5. Smoke a little ganja for all of the medical marijuana initiatives.
6. Forget why I was writing this post...
7. PROFIT!!!
2012-11-06 10:49:11 PM  
1 vote:
I'm so glad Todd Akin's crazy ass lost.
2012-11-06 10:49:00 PM  
1 vote:

TheBigJerk: [yfrog.com image 405x312]


lol tsundere florida
2012-11-06 10:48:59 PM  
1 vote:

DubyaHater: Todd Akin can go fark himself with a cactus.


What do you have against cacti?
2012-11-06 10:48:41 PM  
1 vote:
Looks like the Missouri voting body... found a way of shutting down Todd Akin.
OMS
2012-11-06 10:48:39 PM  
1 vote:
I would like a montage of the Fox pundits saying, "tight".
2012-11-06 10:48:22 PM  
1 vote:
NY went for obama!
2012-11-06 10:48:17 PM  
1 vote:
Fox is blaming everyone for not "Getting it"

Seriously.

Women are too hung up about their "Reproductive Rights" and not about fiscal responsibility.
2012-11-06 10:48:03 PM  
1 vote:

badLogic: Fox is pushing the narritive that the GOP did not go hard enough right. lol


oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please
2012-11-06 10:47:33 PM  
1 vote:
Where is randomjsa? Guess he must be having those chest pains looked into.
2012-11-06 10:47:18 PM  
1 vote:
SUCK IT NEOCONS

SUCK IT LONG, SUCK IT HARD

ROT IN HELL
2012-11-06 10:47:11 PM  
1 vote:
Fox is pushing the narritive that the GOP did not go hard enough right. lol
2012-11-06 10:46:48 PM  
1 vote:
Todd Akin can go fark himself with a cactus.
2012-11-06 10:46:48 PM  
1 vote:
This is so awesome. Now we can go back to Congress voting to repeal Obama care 900000000 times
2012-11-06 10:46:40 PM  
1 vote:
Romney should go out and buy some lottery tickets, because if he can pickup Colorado, Ohio, Virginia and Florida he's the luckiest son of a biatch in the world.
2012-11-06 10:46:22 PM  
1 vote:

vonschiller: Freeperland is freaking the fark out.
...
Good luck freepers..
I am going to bed.Tonight has become a worst case scenario.Romney will lose in my opinion and the senate losses seem to be devastating. Every race that seemed to be close is going to Obama and the democrats. I congratulate them...Tomorrow I will try to figure out where the Republican party is headed and see if can be resurrected.
I know that in the future if we put two white men on the presidential ballots then we we will suffer the same ignominy of defeat. I cannot concieve that Obamacare will become the law of the land .However the people have spoken and I will accept their decision....


That guy actually sounds surprisingly sane. Did they savage him for it?
2012-11-06 10:46:18 PM  
1 vote:
Congratulations to Nate Silver for winning the war on math
2012-11-06 10:46:11 PM  
1 vote:
Rachael Maddow just dropped trow and started jilling to Todd Akin's concession speech.
2012-11-06 10:45:55 PM  
1 vote:
Was it over when the www.kansaspress.ku.edu bombed  static.stuff.co.nz !!!
2012-11-06 10:45:38 PM  
1 vote:

bulldg4life: Holy shiat...whatever party is yellow is winning the election on CNN


That's the Pee Party
2012-11-06 10:45:32 PM  
1 vote:

kumanoki: flamingboar: Chupacabra Sandwich: Alright folks, what time is Obama going to be declared the winner. if you hit it on the head. I'll give buy you a pizza.

11:45 pm est. pepperoni please ;)

I'll take that action!

11:12PM Supreme please


11:50 What do I want on it?
media.tumblr.com
2012-11-06 10:45:30 PM  
1 vote:

Blue_Blazer: CapeFearCadaver: Chupacabra Sandwich: Alright folks, what time is Obama going to be declared the winner. if you hit it on the head. I'll give buy you a pizza.

12:23 est

11:43 pm est tonight


$1

profile.ak.fbcdn.net
2012-11-06 10:45:02 PM  
1 vote:
Oh my gosh! Diane sawyer is slurring her words and sounds drunk... good for her.
2012-11-06 10:44:44 PM  
1 vote:
www.nndb.com
2012-11-06 10:43:18 PM  
1 vote:
Paul Ryan will probably win his house seat back.
2012-11-06 10:42:37 PM  
1 vote:
North Carolina, you are disappointing the children. Put your pants back on.
2012-11-06 10:42:32 PM  
1 vote:

star_topology: I hadn't come to this realization until now, but the outcome of this election will dramatically affect my happiness at the workplace. As the only "blue" in the office (of 20) who predicted an Obama win--and landslide, it might be hard to keep a straight face tomorrow morning, if things continue the way they are.

Anyone else in the same boat? Red or blue?


Yeah. My gf and her family couldn't fathom that Massachusetts of all states would vote for Obama.

"But it's Romney's home state!"

Oh man, I laughed so hard.
2012-11-06 10:42:25 PM  
1 vote:
Suddenly everything is "too close to call" for Fox
2012-11-06 10:42:15 PM  
1 vote:

robsul82: OH: Obama +88888, 63% reporting (CNN)


I have a sudden image of the reels lining up on a slot machine and spitting out coins with Obama's face on them.
2012-11-06 10:42:10 PM  
1 vote:
Never mind election day being a holiday. The day after election day needs to be a holiday.
2012-11-06 10:42:04 PM  
1 vote:

Goodfella: [www.bitterwallet.com image 498x276]

So how long until someone does the Mitch Romney version of 'Downfall' on youtubes?


That meme NEVER got old. I miss it.
2012-11-06 10:42:02 PM  
1 vote:

star_topology: I hadn't come to this realization until now, but the outcome of this election will dramatically affect my happiness at the workplace. As the only "blue" in the office (of 20) who predicted an Obama win--and landslide, it might be hard to keep a straight face tomorrow morning, if things continue the way they are.

Anyone else in the same boat? Red or blue?


It's half and half at my job. The butthurt will be strong tomorrow if Obama wins. Expspecially the guy that only watches Fox news
2012-11-06 10:41:53 PM  
1 vote:

robsul82: Has there been a call on Tammy Baldwin's race?


She's white.

And she won.
2012-11-06 10:41:49 PM  
1 vote:

robsul82: Has there been a call on Tammy Baldwin's race?


Even Fox News projects she won lickety-split.
2012-11-06 10:41:48 PM  
1 vote:
Interesting, Romney is still winning the popular vote. If this holds, and your friends start complaining, ask over and over, until you get a yes/no answer: "Are you okay with Bush beating Gore in 2000?

If they're okay with the Bush win, where Gore won the popular vote, but they're not okay with Obama winning without the popular vote, call them on their inconsistency.
2012-11-06 10:41:48 PM  
1 vote:
Freeperland is freaking the fark out.

I just didn't expect this; I have been listening to Dick Morris and Rush too much....

Its over. I had so much hope this nightmare was about to be over. Screw em all. GOP hitched it stars to the middle and again it didn'tn work. WHEN THE HELL ARE THEY EVER GOING TO LEARN?

Good luck freepers..
I am going to bed.Tonight has become a worst case scenario.Romney will lose in my opinion and the senate losses seem to be devastating. Every race that seemed to be close is going to Obama and the democrats. I congratulate them...Tomorrow I will try to figure out where the Republican party is headed and see if can be resurrected.
I know that in the future if we put two white men on the presidential ballots then we we will suffer the same ignominy of defeat. I cannot concieve that Obamacare will become the law of the land .However the people have spoken and I will accept their decision.

Nate Silver and Intrade are right.

I guess it would be horrible to have a Rep. businessman that might have some idea how to turn the country around even if he was liberal huh? Much better to have an Islamic gay President that allows Americans to be killed while he watches on TV....

We were so close to pulling the country back from the edge. Now were facing the Dark Ages once again. The Islamasts are in full rejoice mode tonight. Possibly, a great number are relocating to the USA. Nothing will be standing in their way.
2012-11-06 10:41:44 PM  
1 vote:
Where are you guys getting this news that Taxbongo has won states? I can't find anything on the truly conservative web sites (i.e. "not Free Republic", "not FOX News") corroborating this.
2012-11-06 10:41:33 PM  
1 vote:

Testiclaw: JOHN BONER: "VOTE TONIGHT DOESN'T MEAN A MANDATE FOR NEW TAXES"

Fark you, boner bobbler.


Hey! A marginal EV win and loss of popular vote in 2000 was a mandate for anything the GOP wanted! WTF!?
2012-11-06 10:41:27 PM  
1 vote:
Fox's sound feed keeps cutting out on Obama's man - I CALL TIN FOIL HAT TIME! haha
2012-11-06 10:41:10 PM  
1 vote:
Holy shiatballs, Batman. Diane Sawyer is either having a stroke or drunk out of her skull.
2012-11-06 10:40:57 PM  
1 vote:
Stop trying to make Flovah happen. It's not going to happen.
2012-11-06 10:39:49 PM  
1 vote:
Fox news satelite feed is failing during the interview with the obama campaign guy. haha
2012-11-06 10:39:16 PM  
1 vote:

fqhollis: Colorado's Marijuana Amendment: Current count

Yes: 52.41% (680,796)
No: 47.59% (618,218)

No indication on the Sec of State's site as to how much of the vote this is, but bong futures are through the roof.


i1182.photobucket.com

OHHH, CAAAANABIIIIS! XD
2012-11-06 10:39:03 PM  
1 vote:
MSNBC turning into stalker girlfriend, making multiple phone calls to everyone connected to Ryan/Romney over the past 45 minutes.
2012-11-06 10:38:43 PM  
1 vote:
MSNBC calls MSNBC for Obama
2012-11-06 10:37:45 PM  
1 vote:

Tyrone Slothrop: From NPR: "My concern for this nation grows greater," defeated Senate candidate Richard Mourdock says, tearfully. NPR's Sonari Glinton reports that the GOP candidate says he was "attacked for standing for my principles."

That's because your principles are horrible.


Why cry? God wanted him to lose.
2012-11-06 10:36:50 PM  
1 vote:
imageshack.us

Hey, whats going on in FL-

imageshack.us
2012-11-06 10:36:50 PM  
1 vote:
NBC's coverage isn't too bad. I don't have the stomach for Fox, even if they're deep in despair.
2012-11-06 10:35:30 PM  
1 vote:
Scott Brown being a pussy it looks like.
2012-11-06 10:35:23 PM  
1 vote:
Teabaggers have now cost Republicans Senate seats in Missouri, Indiana, Colorado, Delaware, and Nevada.

Those five seats would've given the GOP the majority.
2012-11-06 10:35:13 PM  
1 vote:

almandot: Obama won by 162 votes in that Vigo county, Indiana that CNN was talking about predicting every election except 2 of them


Vigo? Does Indiana have a large Carpathian population?
2012-11-06 10:34:20 PM  
1 vote:
Paul Ryan's hometown went for Obama?

whoops
2012-11-06 10:33:18 PM  
1 vote:

BinderWoman: My tea party friend's (white woman) Facebook status: "Right now I have to say that my heart is breaking."

Someone's response: "Don't give up! Ohio is getting much closer, and Karla Rove said Romney should win there. We have to keep praying!"

Bwahahahaha!


wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com
2012-11-06 10:33:03 PM  
1 vote:
If Trump is going to launch his October Surprise, he had better hurray.
2012-11-06 10:32:43 PM  
1 vote:
i223.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 10:32:27 PM  
1 vote:

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: [i449.photobucket.com image 492x342]


[i449.photobucket.com image 500x334]


[i449.photobucket.com image 500x362]


t0.gstatic.com
2012-11-06 10:32:07 PM  
1 vote:

Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: Duckworth has beaten Joe Walsh. Fantastic.

Link


He lost his House seat, now he can't derp.


/gotta get these in while they're still timely.
2012-11-06 10:31:57 PM  
1 vote:
Watching a documentary called "Right America: Feeling Wrong". I thought people like this were the fringe, they are not. They are mainstream, they are ignorant, and they are full of misguided rage.
2012-11-06 10:31:20 PM  
1 vote:

Bit'O'Gristle: Tied 163 per the Huff


Almost read that as the Hoff
2012-11-06 10:31:13 PM  
1 vote:
LOL. The blonde bimbo on Fox just asked Rove if all this math is just something he does to make himself feel better! He wanted to biatch slap her!
2012-11-06 10:30:25 PM  
1 vote:

elchip: Tyrone Slothrop: I wonder who's going to the the half-senator.

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 289x417]


There are brave senator's out there knocking on our door. Let's go out there and kill them
2012-11-06 10:29:11 PM  
1 vote:
Twitter:Eche Madubuike @EcheMadubuike
"If Romney wants to help America, I hope he voted for Obama. #VoteObama #StayInLine
2012-11-06 10:28:40 PM  
1 vote:
Obviously past Chris Matthew's bedtime. He just got cranky about...something
2012-11-06 10:28:35 PM  
1 vote:
So, when the polls close at 11pm...CNN is going to call Wash, Oregon, California, Ohio, and Florida for Obama.

Curtains.
2012-11-06 10:28:12 PM  
1 vote:
kwout.com

Nate's final map.

Root for Obama, root for the Democrats, root for Nate to go 50 for 50!
2012-11-06 10:26:37 PM  
1 vote:
Watching Akin's camp refuse to declare defeat.

it's like a hug from baby jesus, wrapped in chocolate, bathed in conservative tears.
2012-11-06 10:26:24 PM  
1 vote:
Actual Freeper headline right now:

Johnson Hurting Romney in Florida

Can't make this up, folks.
2012-11-06 10:26:05 PM  
1 vote:
Twitter: Nate Silver, will you go to the Sadie Hawkins dance with me?
2012-11-06 10:25:54 PM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: You libs are celebrating like crazed monkeys, but the electoral votes still show Romney with a nice lead over Obama.


Alt+PrtScn

See you tomorrow morning.
2012-11-06 10:25:53 PM  
1 vote:
Karl Rove is trying to give Romney Ohio and Florida.......
2012-11-06 10:24:51 PM  
1 vote:

Tyrone Slothrop: I wonder who's going to the the half-senator.


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
2012-11-06 10:24:31 PM  
1 vote:

Sock Ruh Tease: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Palin coming up on FOXNEWS!

Who's Palin?


Well, Palin ain't exactly a who. She's more of a what.
2012-11-06 10:24:17 PM  
1 vote:
@djrotaryrachel : Meat Loaf must really be sweating right now and every other day of his life.
2012-11-06 10:23:34 PM  
1 vote:
I'm watching CNN watching Romney watching Fox.

We have to go derper.
2012-11-06 10:23:10 PM  
1 vote:

bulldg4life: ayenull: bulldg4life: Holy shiat...whatever party is yellow is winning the election on CNN

That's the lemon party.

What the hell is the lemon party?

Off to Google...


Good times. Hey, I heard something about a blue waffle...
2012-11-06 10:22:44 PM  
1 vote:
You libs are celebrating like crazed monkeys, but the electoral votes still show Romney with a nice lead over Obama.
2012-11-06 10:21:44 PM  
1 vote:
OH: Megatron +√-1, 8492% reporting (Necronomicon)
2012-11-06 10:20:58 PM  
1 vote:

almandot: I'm curious about Romney's concession speech. Typical "Obama led a good campaign I congratulate him." or "This is horrible people he's the worst president ever and we can't concede ANYTHING during this next 4 years."


Romney didn't write one. He only wrote a victory speech. Romney feels it is his turn to be President. Why is Fartbongo such a big meanie that doesn't let Romney play with the toys?

www.realwarriors.net
static.ddmcdn.com
www.dvorak.org

Oh, right... because Romney is an asshole.
2012-11-06 10:20:26 PM  
1 vote:
My mom on James Carville: "Who's this guy? he looks like American Horror Story or something."
2012-11-06 10:20:23 PM  
1 vote:

The AlbinoSaxon: Well f*ck. I was gonna just chill at home and have one of these, but my boss feels that the students will riot, so he's got a bunch of RAs pulling extra hours. So now I'm in a crowded common area with a bunch of idiots that don't understand how the electoral college works.


...America?
2012-11-06 10:20:14 PM  
1 vote:
Twitter: bobby finger @bobbyfinger
NATE SILVER IS PROBABLY SITTING ON A TOILET RIGHT NOW PLAYING ANGRY BIRDS WITH A RESTING HEART RATE OF 60 BPM.
2012-11-06 10:19:18 PM  
1 vote:

MrCheeks: McCaskill legitimately forces her way into Todd Akins seat.


There's a metaphor in here involving the voters as a strap-on, and the vote as a condom made of 50-grit sandpaper, but Fark is not my personal erotica site.
2012-11-06 10:18:58 PM  
1 vote:

imontheinternet: Note to GOP strategists: Pro-rape is not a winning strategy.


We didn't particularly care for Bill Clinton, if that's what you're suggesting.
2012-11-06 10:18:52 PM  
1 vote:
I predict that if Mitt Romney loses, Republicans will use this as an opportunity to take a good, hard look at themselves and their policies and figure out why they're not appealing to a majority of Americans.

HAHAHA, just kidding. They're going to cry voter fraud and blame lazy minorities.
2012-11-06 10:18:41 PM  
1 vote:

coeyagi: Fox News keeps showing popular vote.

AWESOME.


Suddenly the pop. vote matters to the derp crowd.
paj
2012-11-06 10:18:23 PM  
1 vote:

spongeboob: SlothB77: Interviewing Sarah Palin on Fox. She looks bad.

Looks real old and wtf with her hair


30fps.mocksession.com
2012-11-06 10:18:22 PM  
1 vote:

Communist_Manifesto: Amendment 64 in Colorado

VOTES
Yes 700,613
No 642,238
VOTES %
Yes 52%
No 48%
Est. 19% in


AMERICA ! fark YEAH!
2012-11-06 10:17:41 PM  
1 vote:
Romney ran his last radio ad in Colorado at 6:57 pm, three farking minutes before the polls closed.

So damn tired of hearing political ads.
2012-11-06 10:16:46 PM  
1 vote:
Jezus, must... stop... watching... freeper... meltdown...

If my shiat-eating-grin muscles will keep like this for the night, I'll dislocate my jaw when I'm having breakfast!

Where can EuroThrash like me get somewhat good coverage online? Also, what map gets updated the most/accurately?

Best one so far:



there is LITERALLY ZERO CHANCE WE WIN OHIO THEN.

It is over.

A win is IMPOSSIBLE FOR US.

DAMN IT!

SO MUCH MORE PISSED OFF THEN EVEN 2008. I just want to lock myself in the bedroom for a week.

2012-11-06 10:16:02 PM  
1 vote:
So when do I get my phone?
2012-11-06 10:15:27 PM  
1 vote:
I'm getting disturbingly happy and optimistic. I'm still waiting for everything to go horribly wrong.
2012-11-06 10:15:17 PM  
1 vote:
Dafuq? HP is reporting IA as red on it's first report?

Nuh uh! NO F*CKING WAI!!!!!
2012-11-06 10:14:09 PM  
1 vote:
What on earth was just in the Alaskan word salad?
2012-11-06 10:14:02 PM  
1 vote:
medicinal crack legalized in FL (CNN)
2012-11-06 10:13:53 PM  
1 vote:
What a snooze...Maybe the two parties can get back towards the center and govern responsibly (I know, never gonna happen).
2012-11-06 10:13:19 PM  
1 vote:
I only have 6 Twitter followers.

/Pretty sure four of them are porn star fakes
//Sadness
2012-11-06 10:13:09 PM  
1 vote:

DempseySR26: Well Obama wins. So how many years does America have left before it goes the way of Rome? I predict 20-30 years before it's all over.


This is not a repeat from every election ever.
2012-11-06 10:13:09 PM  
1 vote:

Ooba Tooba: FirstNationalBastard: Republicans one election away from losing the War on Woman.

Favorited for a reason, you are.


Hey, this is self interest here.

It's tough to troll feminists here when the farking Republicans are saying despicable things... AND MEAN THEM,.
2012-11-06 10:12:36 PM  
1 vote:
So that's Mourdock and Akin down.

i.imgur.com

Anypony else wanna ride?
2012-11-06 10:12:19 PM  
1 vote:
Well Obama wins. So how many years does America have left before it goes the way of Rome? I predict 20-30 years before it's all over.
2012-11-06 10:12:15 PM  
1 vote:
From Gus Ramsey on Twitter:


Chris Murphy giving his victory speech right now. He just held a title over his head and yelled "Best in the world!!"
2012-11-06 10:12:04 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: Bob Scheiffer says flat out "Linda McMahon bought the nomination, if she hadn't done that, the Republicans would have kept the senate seat."

LULZ!


But wait, the senate seat wasn't R. It was held be Lieberma-

OH.
2012-11-06 10:11:29 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-06 10:10:38 PM  
1 vote:

Draq: Fox news: "We are becoming a more brown country"

My god, at least pretend not to be racist.


Heckuva job, Brown-ies!
2012-11-06 10:10:27 PM  
1 vote:

meat0918: Cpl.D: The only thing left that worries me is the extreme right will see this loss and decide their only recourse is to become more extreme.

No kidding.


www.thepeoplesvoice.org 

/oh please oh please
2012-11-06 10:09:50 PM  
1 vote:
From Freep:

Oh my beloved freepers, how can we get back to our free republic, the us of a, if we can't fight the mouthpiece media?
By creating our own mouthpiece media and using it just as ruthlessly as they do. Sane people are not in the majority right now- a dark cloud. But even the darkest clouds have silver linings. We are in the "outsider" position that the 60s radicals occupied- we need to learn to use the advantages that gives us.

Obama is "the man" now. The Dems are "the establishment" Everything from here on out is their fault and we must scream that 24/7/365.
2012-11-06 10:09:43 PM  
1 vote:
img442.imageshack.us
2012-11-06 10:09:43 PM  
1 vote:
"It's NOT the measure of your wallet."

Murphy getting snarky on Linda.
2012-11-06 10:09:07 PM  
1 vote:
media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com
2012-11-06 10:08:57 PM  
1 vote:
i223.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 10:08:28 PM  
1 vote:
OH: Obama +113683, 49% reporting (CNN)
2012-11-06 10:08:26 PM  
1 vote:

47 is the new 42: Claire MCaskill defeats Todd "Legitimate Rape" Akin per MSNBC.


Rape doesn't win elections. Who knew?
2012-11-06 10:08:18 PM  
1 vote:
Can you spot the Republican in this picture?


blog.comedycentral.co.uk
2012-11-06 10:07:59 PM  
1 vote:
Todd Akin got legitimately raped.
2012-11-06 10:07:50 PM  
1 vote:
Electoral votes:
Obama - 158
Romney - 163

SUCK IT LIBS
2012-11-06 10:07:32 PM  
1 vote:
Romney looking very McCainesque...

i47.tinypic.com
2012-11-06 10:07:29 PM  
1 vote:
Nope, sorry. That's Claire McCaskill.

That's 0-2 for rape.
2012-11-06 10:07:23 PM  
1 vote:

Gwendolyn: Christie made the play with Obama so he can run in 2016. It was a smart move. He aligned himself with a liked President in his state and made sure the Republican field was open next time. He's fat not stupid.


I'm guessing he has some skeletons in his closet though that he doesn't want getting out. Where he's at now is as high an office he's gonna get. And he's probably ok with that. You won't see him running for a higher office. And obviously, you won't see him running, period.

i.chzbgr.com

2012-11-06 10:07:19 PM  
1 vote:
Akin gets raped LOLOLOLOLOL
2012-11-06 10:06:55 PM  
1 vote:
Fox News: "Well, it looks like maybe the country is more liberal than conservatives think."

No shiat.
2012-11-06 10:06:51 PM  
1 vote:
Missouri just shut down Todd Akin
2012-11-06 10:06:27 PM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: Cpl.D: The only thing left that worries me is the extreme right will see this loss and decide their only recourse is to become more extreme.

WE SHOULDN'T HAVE RUN A MORMON RINO IN THE FIRST PLACE.

We should have run a True Christian.


Herman Cain?.
2012-11-06 10:06:11 PM  
1 vote:

Sock Ruh Tease: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Palin coming up on FOXNEWS!

Who's Palin?


i.imgur.com

She had a bit part in last year's Hallowe'en episode, "Luna Eclipsed", and she'll probably sneak back into Season 3, but that's not important right now. There's an election going on!
2012-11-06 10:05:47 PM  
1 vote:

Earguy: Switched over to Fox News, and they're trying anything to mathematically play "what if" to make Romney the winner.


what if natalie portman shows up at my work and wants a mustache ride?

hmmm....the possibilities
2012-11-06 10:05:29 PM  
1 vote:
Don't worry, Montana. I still love you.
2012-11-06 10:04:53 PM  
1 vote:

Cpl.D: The only thing left that worries me is the extreme right will see this loss and decide their only recourse is to become more extreme.


WE SHOULDN'T HAVE RUN A MORMON RINO IN THE FIRST PLACE.

We should have run a True Christian.
2012-11-06 10:04:09 PM  
1 vote:

meat0918: And here I was gonna be playing Diablo 3 or Skyrim tonight.


Go cast your fancy magic someplace else.
2012-11-06 10:03:59 PM  
1 vote:

Cpl.D: The only thing left that worries me is the extreme right will see this loss and decide their only recourse is to become more extreme.


No kidding.
2012-11-06 10:03:59 PM  
1 vote:

GAT_00: F*CK YOU BRIAN WILLIAMS! I'll have food and drink if I want!


NBC may be full of dweebs, but Williams is cool.
2012-11-06 10:03:34 PM  
1 vote:
That stupid Tea bastard who unseated Dick Lugar in the primary has lost to a D.
2012-11-06 10:03:26 PM  
1 vote:

Flab: Unskewed polls deletes his twitter feed.
Free republic pulls threads.

Yup. They mad!


Seriously? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2012-11-06 10:03:24 PM  
1 vote:

seventypercent: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 70x71]

UTAH FOR ROMNEY; THE COMEBACK BEGINS


Everyone knew Utah was going Romney. If it didn't, I would need to look outside to see if pigs started flying and check the weather forecast in Hell.
paj
2012-11-06 10:02:44 PM  
1 vote:

Black people are worth 5/3rds of white people. #obama2ndterm

- Jamelle Bouie (@jbouie) November 7, 2012
2012-11-06 10:01:50 PM  
1 vote:
Dick "We're going to win by a landslide" Morris should never, ever speak or Tweet again for the rest of his life. He sure as shiat shouldn't still have a job after this.
2012-11-06 10:01:48 PM  
1 vote:

Shadow Blasko: i"ve been tsjking a shut evert timr fLorioda fl;ips


You are having a stroke. Please get immediate medical attention.
2012-11-06 10:01:42 PM  
1 vote:
MT for Romney.

Dammit, Montanans. We used to be cool.
2012-11-06 10:01:06 PM  
1 vote:
F*CK YOU BRIAN WILLIAMS! I'll have food and drink if I want!
2012-11-06 10:00:53 PM  
1 vote:
BREAKING: MITT ROMNEY PROJECTED TO WIN UTAH
2012-11-06 10:00:45 PM  
1 vote:
Holy crap: CNN: Mitt carries Utah, who would have thought?
2012-11-06 10:00:45 PM  
1 vote:
Warren gives me a brain-boner.
2012-11-06 10:00:44 PM  
1 vote:
Utah for Romney. All is surely lost.
2012-11-06 10:00:37 PM  
1 vote:
CNN projects Utah for Mitt Romney. Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
2012-11-06 10:00:35 PM  
1 vote:

danknerd: Florida is determined by 1 farking vote won't it?

who is this person


Scalia
2012-11-06 09:59:54 PM  
1 vote:

Theory Of Null: Fox's floor must be littered with tissues.


One last Romney wank?
2012-11-06 09:59:49 PM  
1 vote:

DamnYankees: Matt Yglesias @mattyglesias
2014 Senate map looks great for Republicans, but you never know what crazy rape theories their candidates will endorse.


In 2008, the exact same thing was said about the 2010 Senate map...but then the Tea Party showed up.
In 2010, the exact same thing was said about the 2012 Senate map...but then the Tea Party showed up.
And now, in 2012, the exact same thing was said about the 2014 Senate map.

Carry on, Tea Party.
2012-11-06 09:59:48 PM  
1 vote:

Palmer Eldritch: Let's start writing the Newsflash headline. My suggestion:

NATE SILVER WINS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

feel free to steal it, anyone.


I emailed some co workers and said "Nate Silver predicts about a 90% likelihood of Chris (Tea Party guy) working from home tomorrow." earlier today, it got laughs.
2012-11-06 09:59:44 PM  
1 vote:
Where are they? Where are the righty, tightey whiteys?
Did you all run away, you little punks?
2012-11-06 09:59:01 PM  
1 vote:
Why does Tucker Carlson still get to speak on TV. Hasnt he embarrassed himself enough?
2012-11-06 09:58:10 PM  
1 vote:

brantgoose: I am following the election on the Beeb, Aljazzera, and the New Yorker. Anybody following Wil Wheaton?

His latest Tweet:

Wil Wheaton @wilw

Don't feel too bad, Richard Mourdock. It's all part of God's plan for you to SHUT THE fark UP FOREVER YOU MISOGYNIST PIECE OF shiat.

This is why Fark loves him, I'm guessing.


Oh yeah.

[ilol'd]
2012-11-06 09:58:10 PM  
1 vote:

Boxcutta: Tucker Carlson just said that Scott Brown is a liberal.


Tucker Carlson cries himself to sleep.
2012-11-06 09:57:16 PM  
1 vote:
BAH GAWD KING! LINDA MCMAHON'S SENATE HOPES WERE BROKEN IN HALF!
2012-11-06 09:56:58 PM  
1 vote:
Wait... have these projections been unskewed yet? When you remove the liberal mathematical bias, Romney has this thing locked up.
2012-11-06 09:56:42 PM  
1 vote:
The freeper election thread is pure farking gold.
2012-11-06 09:55:14 PM  
1 vote:
Oh god, msnbc switched to correspondent, and in the background was msnbc...only delayed by a few seconds. My head spun.
2012-11-06 09:54:36 PM  
1 vote:
I'm just going to leave this here...

i46.tinypic.com
2012-11-06 09:54:13 PM  
1 vote:
Fox's floor must be littered with tissues.
2012-11-06 09:54:11 PM  
1 vote:

spongeboob: No florida updates in awhile.


CNN has Obama up by 19,000 votes. 84% in.
2012-11-06 09:52:30 PM  
1 vote:
dumbimages.net 

oops.
2012-11-06 09:52:08 PM  
1 vote:
2012-11-06 09:52:02 PM  
1 vote:

The Third Man: MOURDOCK DOWN!!!!


God's will.
2012-11-06 09:51:02 PM  
1 vote:

NeoCortex42: Boehner now talking (out of his ass, of course).


I haven't seen a Boehner so down since I watched Roseanne Barr and Chyna use the corpse of Fatty Arbuckle to make themselves airtight.
2012-11-06 09:51:02 PM  
1 vote:

jasimo: Brian Williams

"In plain English, there's a whole lot of weed on the ballots this year."

Love him.


HAH! Weedlord Bonehitler is our new overlord!
2012-11-06 09:50:34 PM  
1 vote:

NeverDrunk23: robsul82: FL: Obama +8982, 80% reporting (CNN)

What is Florida, a goddamn light switch?

Every 10 seconds it changes.


No-they waffle here.
2012-11-06 09:50:08 PM  
1 vote:
NBC: Weed is everywhere
2012-11-06 09:50:00 PM  
1 vote:
LOL MSNBC admits the room gasped when they announced Warren.
2012-11-06 09:49:51 PM  
1 vote:
Brian Williams

"In plain English, there's a whole lot of weed on the ballots this year."

Love him.
2012-11-06 09:49:40 PM  
1 vote:
WHOLE LOTTA WEED ON THE BALLOT
2012-11-06 09:47:49 PM  
1 vote:
The Daily Show @TheDailyShow

#TDSBreakingNews New Hampshire hasn't gotten this much attention since there were only 12 other states. #DailyShowLive