silgryphon: Why isn't Hannity on Fox right now. Kinda odd
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Black Pawn takes White Bishop
sgilman: Amendment 64 just passed in Colorado. Everyone will be fired up, I don't know about ready to go.
Gestankfaust: Either the asshats who think it's been going fine for 4 years will get 4 more....or we can see if the new asshat can make it better. I dunno how I feel. The asshat in office now needs to go though. A new asshat can only do better...
ravenlore: Altitude5280: Via Freeperville- [ OMG! How could Barone and even Steve Forbes have called it for a Romney landslide! How! ]Hurricane Sandy and Judas Christie changed everything on the east coast.Judas Christie is exactly how that's going to be spun.
Lundyn: [www.csmonitor.com image 380x253]
anniesmom: Any pictures of Romney furiously penning his concession speech??
xelnia: MERGE ALL THE THREADS[i.imgur.com image 128x128]
Fluorescent Testicle: herrDrFarkenstein: ROMNEY: GA, KY, OK[i2.kym-cdn.com image 445x333]/Wait, wut.
NobleHam: Holy shiat. Diane Sawyer really DOES seem drunk.
Goodfella: Lighten up. They Crying Cheeto has spoke.
shower_in_my_socks: "First open lesbian in the Senate!" -- Andrew Sullivan
50 Shades of Red White and Blue
Tyrone Slothrop: Zerochance: Dems are cleaning up in the Senate.According to Nate Silver, they'll get 52.5 seats. I wonder who's going to the the half-senator.
ayenull: bulldg4life: Holy shiat...whatever party is yellow is winning the election on CNNThat's the lemon party.
Altair: Somewhere a Nate Silver is smiling.
The party in N. Silver's mother's basement will be legendary.- Old Hoss Radbourn (@OldHossRadbourn) November 7, 2012
The party in N. Silver's mother's basement will be legendary.
Flab: Unskewed polls deletes his twitter feed.Free republic pulls threads.Yup. They mad!
Looks like Mitt Romney won't win any of his 4 home states :(- Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) November 7, 2012
Looks like Mitt Romney won't win any of his 4 home states :(
robsul82: FL: Obama +13376, 73% reporting (CNN)
croesius: xelnia: MERGE ALL THE THREADS[i.imgur.com image 128x128][th01.deviantart.net image 274x200]
GAT_00: Motherfark, Romney took Texas.
WizardofToast: Romney-82Obama-64[jeffpelline.files.wordpress.com image 308x425]
vygramul: If Obama wins I can guarantee you that within a week banks will close and soldiers will be marching in the streets.Of course, it'll be Veterans Day.
bdub77: Wolf Blitzer is a farking idiot. I bet when he goes home at night he just stares at the farking wall.
fenianfark: This disturbed some people in an earlier thread. Might as well keep it going.[i47.photobucket.com image 480x720]
d-fens99: Who among us is brave enough to face the derp over at freerepublic and see what they're saying?
herrDrFarkenstein: ROMNEY: GA, KY, OK
CygnusDarius: Elzar: I wanna dip my balls in thisI want its ball to be dipped in me!.
earthwirm: Romney will win Florida and Virginia. Book it. Done.
Chabash: Okay Farkers, I need a good reply to this that completely cuts away the argument of the person that posted this statement."I am still astonished and embarrassed that my home states of Washington and Oregon consistently choose statism over freedom. What happened to the pioneering spirit, the individual responsibility and self-reliance that settled and founded these states?"
whidbey: themeaningoflifeisnot: What an enjoyable night. The Party of Hate and Ignorance got its teeth kicked in.So much THIS.I gotta wonder what kind of derpish regrouping they're planning on rallying around next year.They got served. I don't care how "close" this election was.Conservative values aren't in vogue as much as they think they are.
GAT_00: Boehner is already being a cock and saying no new taxes.
robsul82: MSNBC reporting Romney hiding in a cave somewhere.
Another gem from Freepville-😝
AverageAmericanGuy: GAT_00: Obama's closing the gap in Virginia, under a 70,000 vote margin.Obama... Virginia... Gap... Closing...something something...It was funnier in my head
bulldg4life: ayenull: bulldg4life: Holy shiat...whatever party is yellow is winning the election on CNNThat's the lemon party.What the hell is the lemon party?Off to Google...
Bontesla: Obama is projected to win New Mexico.
bulldg4life: Holy shiat...whatever party is yellow is winning the election on CNN
dennysgod: You can't blame the outcome on me I voted for Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday *pop pop* Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable *horse whinnying* Arthur Norman Michael *squeak* Featherstone Smith *whistle* Northgot Edwards Harris *gun shot* Mason *chuff-chuff-chuff* Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert ♫ 'We'll keep a welcome in the'♫ *gun shotx3* Williams "If I Could Walk That Way" Jenkin *squek* Tiger-draws Pratt Thompson ♫'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head'♫ Darcy Carter *horn* Pussycat ♫'Don't Sleep In The Subway'♫ Barton Mannering *hoot, whoop* Smith.
Lost Thought 00: Missouri had a way to shut it down!
shower_in_my_socks: [img208.imageshack.us image 721x237]OOOOOoooooo....
IT'S LEGITIMATE: MCCASKILL RAPES AKIN! OH, SUCH DELICIOUS REPUBLICAN TEARS!IT'S LEGITIMATE: MCCASKILL RAPES AKIN! OH, SUCH DELICIOUS REPUBLICAN TEARS!IT'S LEGITIMATE: MCCASKILL RAPES AKIN! OH, SUCH DELICIOUS REPUBLICAN TEARS!IT'S LEGITIMATE: MCCASKILL RAPES AKIN! OH, SUCH DELICIOUS REPUBLICAN TEARS!
FirstNationalBastard: clambam: I have to say, if the repubs lose tonight (and it's still not a done deal), I feel kind of bad for them. Democrats can always threaten to move to Canada or Western Europe if things get too bad. Where can the repubs go? Qatar? Uzbekistan?Iran and Afghanistan share many of the same views as Republicans.
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AverageAmericanGuy: This shiat is so rigged. Romney is clearly showing a strong lead in the popular vote. But the vote counters are showing Obama leading.It's only democracy if a Democrat is winning, I guess.
shower_in_my_socks: Is Boehner crying yet?
antidisestablishmentarianism: [24.media.tumblr.com image 415x252]Found this during a GIS for 'Devin HesterObama you are ridiculous!" I skip that part too, and have since the 50's.
basham: Any word on Allen West in Florida?
heap: Instead of freaking out we should all get down on our knees and pray to God for mercy and forgiveness for our country. Then we should sit back and be calm knowing that His will will be done.
FlashHarry: Lol Obama wins Ryan and Romney's home states.
TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: "To: mikrofonAnd now Wisconsin just fell for The One.Romney's margin of error is shrinking rapidly. I'm losing faith here, folks..."The FR meltdown is starting.
qorkfiend: Linda McMahon, down in flames for the second straight election? I have renewed faith in my brothers to the east.
cretinbob: Akin is getting raped by McCaskill
Eddie T. Head: CNN still hasn't called PA.
bdbthinker: Where's the Polls Closed pic with Obama sporting an afro?
coco ebert: Oh God, the updated electoral count is scary now that Romney has Texas.
jmsvrsn: Florida tighter than an armadillo's rectum in a hail storm
brukmann: Your life is already forfeit. Real Americans will either be in concentration camps or sent on a new Crusade. I just want to have fun in the final days of the Republic.CHOOSE YOUR DESTRUCTOR
NewportBarGuy: When do we launch the nuclear weapons?
coco ebert: You guys, is Elizabeth Warren going to lose? :(
OneNutSaloon: Linda McMahon got body slammed
zomega: Okay, someone pass me the alcohol; I will be nervous until we hit 270.How's Ohio, Virginia and Florida doing?
Clowns are a Ten: bdub77: WTF is up with the florida reporting - now Obama ahead w/55% in florida.They farked up a big county.
herrDrFarkenstein: PBS up-to-dateOBAMA: DC, CT, DE, RI,ROMNEY: GA, KY, OK
eraser8: I was watching a woman on MSNBC claim that the Republican curtailing of voting rights and early voting window energized Obama voters in a way that made it much more competitive. Wasn't sure what to make of that analysis.
Mouldy Squid: Congratulations. We Canadians are happy for you. Perhaps now you can arrest your slide into idiocy and theocracy.
vygramul: [www.bitlogic.com image 567x440]
Walker: Romney refuses to concede. ROFL. It's over Mittens, go home.
Hillary Clinton | Joe Biden2016
shower_in_my_socks: Per CNN: "Romney campaign has stopped answering calls and emails within the last hour"Wowsers.
VERY good effort in Pa tonight!we WON! muahahahahaa!- Weaver95 (@weaverXP)
VERY good effort in Pa tonight!we WON! muahahahahaa!
Hand Banana: Virginia is nearly tied now.
OMS: I want a montage of Fox new pundits saying, "tight".
JerseyTim: The Daily Show just went live! They've got Patrick Stewart reporting!
spongeboob: So no one in Romney's bunker is answering telephone calls, that says everything.
paj: NobleHam: Holy shiat. Diane Sawyer really DOES seem drunk.[30fps.mocksession.com image 850x478]
jaylectricity: Can we please stop gloating about every damn little thing? Seriously, 14% reporting and people are assuming a win.
InmanRoshi: star_topology: Rove on Fox.Talk about someone who's sweating bullets. He's going to get a lot of angry phone calls tmw from millionaires and billionaires asking what the fark he did with their money.
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AfroX: I used my birthday wish today on the election.
ArgusRun: Fox news is project in Obama in Wisconsin despite Romney lead?
InmanRoshi: Laughing at the NPR guy reporting live from Romney's headquarters..Reporter: "It's a very somber mood here currently"Anchor: "Why is that? Were they counting on picking Pennsylvania's or Wisconsin's electoral votes?"Reporter "Uhm .... you know, I don't they they were ... necessarily ...... counting on math."
spongeboob: So Heaven's Gate situation?
JerseyTim: Does anyone want to help me crowdfund a "Sheldon Addelson spent $100 million in the 2012 election and all he got was this stupid indictment" Notice?
Hand Banana: AverageAmericanGuy: The Dog Ate My Homework: AverageAmericanGuy: You libs are celebrating like crazed monkeys, but the electoral votes still show Romney with a nice lead over Obama.Alt+PrtScnSee you tomorrow morning.LOL, Winblows u$er.That's your comeback in an election thread? You may be the dumbest person on Fark right now.
Mentat: God damn, Akin's a prick.
badLogic: Fox is pushing the narritive that the GOP did not go hard enough right. lol
Demetrius: How is Allen West doing???
IlGreven: Mike_LowELL: Where are you guys getting this news that Taxbongo has won states? I can't find anything on the truly conservative web sites (i.e. "not Free Republic", "not FOX News") corroborating this.Your tinfoil's wearing out. Go grab another sheet.
Lost Thought 00: Akin doing absolutely nothing to help his future electoral chances
TV's Vinnie: OH FUGG! When they said Iowa was gonna close at 10PM, I didn't know they meant 10 EASTERN TIME!Looks like it's closing NOW. Come ONNNNNNNN Iowa! Bring me the Blue!
TheBigJerk: [yfrog.com image 405x312]
DubyaHater: Todd Akin can go fark himself with a cactus.
vonschiller: Freeperland is freaking the fark out....Good luck freepers..I am going to bed.Tonight has become a worst case scenario.Romney will lose in my opinion and the senate losses seem to be devastating. Every race that seemed to be close is going to Obama and the democrats. I congratulate them...Tomorrow I will try to figure out where the Republican party is headed and see if can be resurrected.I know that in the future if we put two white men on the presidential ballots then we we will suffer the same ignominy of defeat. I cannot concieve that Obamacare will become the law of the land .However the people have spoken and I will accept their decision....
kumanoki: flamingboar: Chupacabra Sandwich: Alright folks, what time is Obama going to be declared the winner. if you hit it on the head. I'll give buy you a pizza.11:45 pm est. pepperoni please ;)I'll take that action!11:12PM Supreme please
Blue_Blazer: CapeFearCadaver: Chupacabra Sandwich: Alright folks, what time is Obama going to be declared the winner. if you hit it on the head. I'll give buy you a pizza.12:23 est11:43 pm est tonight
star_topology: I hadn't come to this realization until now, but the outcome of this election will dramatically affect my happiness at the workplace. As the only "blue" in the office (of 20) who predicted an Obama win--and landslide, it might be hard to keep a straight face tomorrow morning, if things continue the way they are.Anyone else in the same boat? Red or blue?
robsul82: OH: Obama +88888, 63% reporting (CNN)
Goodfella: [www.bitterwallet.com image 498x276]So how long until someone does the Mitch Romney version of 'Downfall' on youtubes?
robsul82: Has there been a call on Tammy Baldwin's race?
Testiclaw: JOHN BONER: "VOTE TONIGHT DOESN'T MEAN A MANDATE FOR NEW TAXES"Fark you, boner bobbler.
fqhollis: Colorado's Marijuana Amendment: Current countYes: 52.41% (680,796)No: 47.59% (618,218)No indication on the Sec of State's site as to how much of the vote this is, but bong futures are through the roof.
Tyrone Slothrop: From NPR: "My concern for this nation grows greater," defeated Senate candidate Richard Mourdock says, tearfully. NPR's Sonari Glinton reports that the GOP candidate says he was "attacked for standing for my principles."That's because your principles are horrible.
almandot: Obama won by 162 votes in that Vigo county, Indiana that CNN was talking about predicting every election except 2 of them
BinderWoman: My tea party friend's (white woman) Facebook status: "Right now I have to say that my heart is breaking."Someone's response: "Don't give up! Ohio is getting much closer, and Karla Rove said Romney should win there. We have to keep praying!"Bwahahahaha!
Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: [i449.photobucket.com image 492x342][i449.photobucket.com image 500x334][i449.photobucket.com image 500x362]
Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: Duckworth has beaten Joe Walsh. Fantastic.Link
Bit'O'Gristle: Tied 163 per the Huff
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AverageAmericanGuy: You libs are celebrating like crazed monkeys, but the electoral votes still show Romney with a nice lead over Obama.
Tyrone Slothrop: I wonder who's going to the the half-senator.
Sock Ruh Tease: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Palin coming up on FOXNEWS!Who's Palin?
almandot: I'm curious about Romney's concession speech. Typical "Obama led a good campaign I congratulate him." or "This is horrible people he's the worst president ever and we can't concede ANYTHING during this next 4 years."
The AlbinoSaxon: Well f*ck. I was gonna just chill at home and have one of these, but my boss feels that the students will riot, so he's got a bunch of RAs pulling extra hours. So now I'm in a crowded common area with a bunch of idiots that don't understand how the electoral college works.
MrCheeks: McCaskill legitimately forces her way into Todd Akins seat.
imontheinternet: Note to GOP strategists: Pro-rape is not a winning strategy.
coeyagi: Fox News keeps showing popular vote.AWESOME.
spongeboob: SlothB77: Interviewing Sarah Palin on Fox. She looks bad.Looks real old and wtf with her hair
Communist_Manifesto: Amendment 64 in ColoradoVOTESYes 700,613No 642,238VOTES %Yes 52%No 48%Est. 19% in
DempseySR26: Well Obama wins. So how many years does America have left before it goes the way of Rome? I predict 20-30 years before it's all over.
Ooba Tooba: FirstNationalBastard: Republicans one election away from losing the War on Woman.Favorited for a reason, you are.
FirstNationalBastard: Bob Scheiffer says flat out "Linda McMahon bought the nomination, if she hadn't done that, the Republicans would have kept the senate seat."LULZ!
Draq: Fox news: "We are becoming a more brown country"My god, at least pretend not to be racist.
meat0918: Cpl.D: The only thing left that worries me is the extreme right will see this loss and decide their only recourse is to become more extreme.No kidding.
47 is the new 42: Claire MCaskill defeats Todd "Legitimate Rape" Akin per MSNBC.
Gwendolyn: Christie made the play with Obama so he can run in 2016. It was a smart move. He aligned himself with a liked President in his state and made sure the Republican field was open next time. He's fat not stupid.
AverageAmericanGuy: Cpl.D: The only thing left that worries me is the extreme right will see this loss and decide their only recourse is to become more extreme.WE SHOULDN'T HAVE RUN A MORMON RINO IN THE FIRST PLACE.We should have run a True Christian.
Earguy: Switched over to Fox News, and they're trying anything to mathematically play "what if" to make Romney the winner.
Cpl.D: The only thing left that worries me is the extreme right will see this loss and decide their only recourse is to become more extreme.
meat0918: And here I was gonna be playing Diablo 3 or Skyrim tonight.
GAT_00: F*CK YOU BRIAN WILLIAMS! I'll have food and drink if I want!
seventypercent: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 70x71]UTAH FOR ROMNEY; THE COMEBACK BEGINS
Black people are worth 5/3rds of white people. #obama2ndterm- Jamelle Bouie (@jbouie) November 7, 2012
Black people are worth 5/3rds of white people. #obama2ndterm
Shadow Blasko: i"ve been tsjking a shut evert timr fLorioda fl;ips
danknerd: Florida is determined by 1 farking vote won't it?who is this person
Theory Of Null: Fox's floor must be littered with tissues.
DamnYankees: Matt Yglesias @mattyglesias2014 Senate map looks great for Republicans, but you never know what crazy rape theories their candidates will endorse.
Palmer Eldritch: Let's start writing the Newsflash headline. My suggestion:NATE SILVER WINS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONfeel free to steal it, anyone.
brantgoose: I am following the election on the Beeb, Aljazzera, and the New Yorker. Anybody following Wil Wheaton?His latest Tweet:Wil Wheaton @wilwDon't feel too bad, Richard Mourdock. It's all part of God's plan for you to SHUT THE fark UP FOREVER YOU MISOGYNIST PIECE OF shiat.This is why Fark loves him, I'm guessing.
Boxcutta: Tucker Carlson just said that Scott Brown is a liberal.
spongeboob: No florida updates in awhile.
The Third Man: MOURDOCK DOWN!!!!
NeoCortex42: Boehner now talking (out of his ass, of course).
jasimo: Brian Williams"In plain English, there's a whole lot of weed on the ballots this year."Love him.
NeverDrunk23: robsul82: FL: Obama +8982, 80% reporting (CNN)What is Florida, a goddamn light switch?Every 10 seconds it changes.