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(Fark)   Will Cthulhu defeat Megatron? Your official "Okay, results are coming out now" 2012 election thread   ( fark.com) divider line
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2012-11-06 08:45:06 PM  
10 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-06 08:37:33 PM  
10 votes:
i1078.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 08:10:18 PM  
10 votes:
This disturbed some people in an earlier thread. Might as well keep it going.

i47.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 08:24:49 PM  
9 votes:
If Obama wins I can guarantee you that within a week banks will close and soldiers will be marching in the streets.

Of course, it'll be Veterans Day.
paj
2012-11-06 09:23:37 PM  
8 votes:

silgryphon: Why isn't Hannity on Fox right now. Kinda odd


He's busy.
i.imgur.com
2012-11-06 09:17:45 PM  
7 votes:
Romney projected to win Cayman Islands.
2012-11-06 08:38:13 PM  
7 votes:

skinink: [img836.imageshack.us image 800x610]


img339.imageshack.us
2012-11-06 11:13:45 PM  
6 votes:
i566.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 10:48:50 PM  
6 votes:
www.bitlogic.com
2012-11-06 10:23:30 PM  
6 votes:
i264.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 10:05:49 PM  
6 votes:
img208.imageshack.us


OOOOOoooooo....
2012-11-07 12:26:06 AM  
5 votes:
www.bitlogic.com
2012-11-07 12:15:10 AM  
5 votes:

Black Pawn takes White Bishop

2012-11-06 11:00:50 PM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-06 10:15:39 PM  
5 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

Sarah Palin is having a meltdown on foxnewz
2012-11-06 10:14:29 PM  
5 votes:
The State of Missouri has a way of shutting down people like Todd Akin.
2012-11-06 09:51:15 PM  
5 votes:
"If women accidentally vote for Todd Akin, voting machine has ways of expelling vote."


HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!
2012-11-06 08:48:45 PM  
5 votes:
i512.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 08:25:49 PM  
5 votes:
I really need a star trek version of one of these.
The problem is, while I get a visual with Ryan and a Ferengi, personality-wise I make that as a Romney match. Romney is OK as a Romulan.
i94.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 08:24:32 PM  
5 votes:
I like them both so much, I checked both of the boxes.

www.funnywallphotos.com

Wouldn't it be great if it were a tie, and we just let them take turns being president?
2012-11-06 08:21:13 PM  
5 votes:

i.imgur.com

 

/not my shop
//still awesomes
2012-11-06 08:20:39 PM  
5 votes:
fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net
2012-11-06 08:13:33 PM  
5 votes:
SOON.

www.luekensliquors.com
2012-11-06 11:10:02 PM  
4 votes:

sgilman: Amendment 64 just passed in Colorado. Everyone will be fired up, I don't know about ready to go.


i696.photobucket.com

I'm moving to Colorado to be a FARMER! XD
2012-11-06 11:06:16 PM  
4 votes:
this is how Nate Silver's projection have worked out so far...

i.imgur.com

Link.
2012-11-06 10:56:57 PM  
4 votes:
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
2012-11-06 10:55:07 PM  
4 votes:
i.qkme.me
2012-11-06 10:52:42 PM  
4 votes:
Laughing at the NPR guy reporting live from Romney's headquarters..

Reporter: "It's a very somber mood here currently"

Anchor: "Why is that? Were they counting on picking Pennsylvania's or Wisconsin's electoral votes?"

Reporter "Uhm .... you know, I don't they they were ... necessarily ...... counting on math."
2012-11-06 10:50:15 PM  
4 votes:
Does anyone want to help me crowdfund a "Sheldon Addelson spent $100 million in the 2012 election and all he got was this stupid billboard" billboard?
2012-11-06 10:47:52 PM  
4 votes:

Gestankfaust: Either the asshats who think it's been going fine for 4 years will get 4 more....or we can see if the new asshat can make it better. I dunno how I feel. The asshat in office now needs to go though. A new asshat can only do better...


you are a potato bug among men
2012-11-06 10:44:49 PM  
4 votes:
i859.photobucket.com 

Too soon?
2012-11-06 10:39:00 PM  
4 votes:
Heh:

"You can watch the marijuana legalization results live here. You can just stare at it if you want. For hours, if you want." -- Andrew Sullivan
2012-11-06 10:29:55 PM  
4 votes:
i449.photobucket.com


i449.photobucket.com


i449.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 10:29:46 PM  
4 votes:
img29.imageshack.us
2012-11-06 10:28:38 PM  
4 votes:
i250.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 10:18:19 PM  
4 votes:

ravenlore: Altitude5280: Via Freeperville- [ OMG! How could Barone and even Steve Forbes have called it for a Romney landslide! How! ]

Hurricane Sandy and Judas Christie changed everything on the east coast.

Judas Christie is exactly how that's going to be spun.


i49.tinypic.com

What Judas Christie might look like
d23 [BareFark]
2012-11-06 10:13:12 PM  
4 votes:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

*fart*
2012-11-06 10:10:58 PM  
4 votes:
i223.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 10:04:50 PM  
4 votes:

Lundyn: [www.csmonitor.com image 380x253]


i.imgur.com
2012-11-06 09:52:04 PM  
4 votes:
Looks like Obama is going to inherit a big mess.
2012-11-06 09:43:24 PM  
4 votes:

anniesmom: Any pictures of Romney furiously penning his concession speech??


Negro. Votes. Bad.
2012-11-06 09:38:38 PM  
4 votes:
As a Canadian, I'm not really sure who this Wolf Blitzer guy is but that doesn't look so much like a beard as a chin that just got mouldy.
2012-11-06 09:38:27 PM  
4 votes:
Unskewed Polls erased his Twitter feed.
2012-11-06 09:37:25 PM  
4 votes:
BREAKING: ESPN calling basketball game for OKC, OKC currently leading 70-49 with ~63% of the game reporting.
2012-11-06 09:25:32 PM  
4 votes:
A SECOND ELECTORAL UPDATE HAS JUST HIT THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING
2012-11-06 09:19:42 PM  
4 votes:
Matt Yglesias @mattyglesias
If you re-weight the exit polls to equalize party ID, Republicans are actually winning all these Senate races they're losing.
2012-11-06 09:18:22 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-06 09:15:14 PM  
4 votes:
If Obama wins in a close one I want them to drag in Katherine Harris to announce it.
x23
2012-11-06 09:14:40 PM  
4 votes:
i voted for that Ben Ghazi guy. he seems popular.
2012-11-06 09:06:25 PM  
4 votes:

xelnia: MERGE ALL THE THREADS

[i.imgur.com image 128x128]


th01.deviantart.net
2012-11-06 08:38:29 PM  
4 votes:
FL exit poll: Obama winning Jewish vote by 40 points. 40 points. Nice work, Sheldon Adelson.
- @daveweigel via TweetDeck
2012-11-06 08:16:17 PM  
4 votes:
The mods told me to pepper my angus, so I did.

24.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-06 08:16:13 PM  
4 votes:

Fluorescent Testicle: herrDrFarkenstein: ROMNEY: GA, KY, OK

[i2.kym-cdn.com image 445x333]

/Wait, wut.


Romney was here! Obama is a loser!

Also relevant:

thetoadsite.webs.com
2012-11-06 08:11:48 PM  
4 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-06 08:05:58 PM  
4 votes:
Romney lost his home state. I know it was expected, but it's still farking hilarious. The people who actually lived under his governorship want nothing to do with him. And people still actually vote for this asshole.
2012-11-06 08:05:42 PM  
4 votes:
let's do this.
2012-11-07 12:57:06 AM  
3 votes:
OK. Concession is coming out now.
2012-11-07 12:23:02 AM  
3 votes:
FARK WENT DOWN AGAIN GODDAMMIT WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE ITS LIKE I'M THE VERGE OF CUMMING AND YOU PULL OUT
2012-11-06 11:48:16 PM  
3 votes:
i291.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 11:15:06 PM  
3 votes:
Fox just reported Ohio for Obama

static.tumblr.com
2012-11-06 11:07:00 PM  
3 votes:
i859.photobucket.com
paj
2012-11-06 10:51:44 PM  
3 votes:

NobleHam: Holy shiat. Diane Sawyer really DOES seem drunk.


30fps.mocksession.com
2012-11-06 10:48:08 PM  
3 votes:
dailydish.typepad.com
2012-11-06 10:45:53 PM  
3 votes:
Cthulhu's totally beating Megatron at the polls. The stars are right and R'lyeh rises! IA IA CTHULHU FTAGHN!

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
2012-11-06 10:45:25 PM  
3 votes:
BeatrixK: Akin delivering concession speech now.

He's shutting it down?
2012-11-06 10:44:20 PM  
3 votes:

Goodfella: Lighten up. They Crying Cheeto has spoke.


First result for GIS of "Crying Cheeto":

images.cheezburger.com

/r u a wizard?
2012-11-06 10:42:26 PM  
3 votes:
i49.tinypic.com
2012-11-06 10:37:28 PM  
3 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: "First open lesbian in the Senate!" -- Andrew Sullivan


50 Shades of Red White and Blue
www.imageenvision.com



It was Elizabeth Warren's first night in the Senate. It had been a long, hard, day and she could feel the sweat sticking to her suit. She was really glad she wore a loose shirt and forgot the panties, if she had to work all day yelling at old white men at least she wasn't going to overheat.

She sat back at her desk, leaned back in her chair and peered into the neighboring office. It looked like the interns had taken off a long time ago. The Capital drained quickly after the last session and she suddenly felt like the only person left in the building. Kicking her shoes off and losing the jacket she grabbed a water bottle out of the refrigerator and ran it down the back of her head and around the curve of her neck. Pausing just under her jaw line she ran the bottle up the front of her face, brushing the cool wetness across her lips and feeling refreshed enough to finish up for the night.

*knock*knock*
The door wasn't latched; the rapping at the door seeming less as a request to enter and more as a subtle self invitation. The door swung open before Elizabeth could compose herself. Still leaning over the refrigerator facing the doorway Senator Warren became instantly conciouse of just how loose the front of her shirt probably was. Forgetting the bra was ok with the jacket on, but she seemed beyond casual and bordering on inappropriate.

"Hi, I'm Tammy..." the middle aged and homely yet curiously attractive woman said leaning into the doorway. "Long day for you too? I bet these men's wives wish they put 1/10th of the vitality into their marriages as they do being pigs and fatcats all day. Say, got another one of those waters in there?"

Elizabeth took the question as a reminder to stand the rest of the way up. "Sure..." she replied handing Tammy the bottle in her hand and getting another out for herself.

"wow, that feels incredible" Tammy said, as she caressed the bottle against her skin not unlike Elizabeth had just done herself.
Much too intentionally Tammy, instead of pausing at her jaw with the bottle, slowly lowered the bottle down the front of her open jacket before she played the movement off by then swiftly opening in and taking a drink. Elizabeth had felt her eyes on her until she looked up, to which Tammy casually shifted her gaze across the room.

"My office was mostly in order when I got here this morning. My entire staff seems to have things down better than I do." Pointing around the office and continuing, "You look like you could use a bit of help moving the rest of the way in though, want some help pushing that file cabinet against the wall?"

"Sure" Elizabeth said, happy to have one less chore done.

Edging the Nixon era filing cabinet into it's spot a bit too fast, the top drawer slides shut before Tammy can move her fingers. "Damnit!" she exploded, slamming her just-injured fist into the wall.

"Careful there, let me look at it" Elizabeth said, half scared and half shocked at her colleagues volatile frustration. She guided Tammy to sit down and grabbed her hand and the bottle of water, pouring soothing cool water of the reddened fingers. Elizabeth realized her colleague was tremoring.

"It's ok, it's just been a lot to handle for one day. Here, I've been sitting down all afternoon, have your chair." Before Elizabeth could protest she found herself already relaxing back into her seat and feeling the weight of the day. "See? My hand isn't even hurt" Tammy reassured, rubbing Elizabeth's shoulders loose. Woozy from relief, Warren found herself letting her head relax back and rest on the waist of her new friend. Tammy paused just for a second and asked "You have anything to drink in here. Anything, not so cold and smooth?"

"You read my mind." Elizabeth smiles. Leaning down and opening her desk drawer. Next to her purse and the bottle of Wine her aid Anthony had bought her earlier she saw a dusty half bottle of scotch hiding against the back of the drawer. Pausing only for a second to deliberate, she reached to the old bottle and scanned the liquid with a sidewards look before puling off the top and taking a good strong draw. "Here, Tammy"

Elizabeth passed the bottle, though Tammy's large hands seem to receive her hand as much as she did the bottle. "Boy, if they could see us 100 years ago." Elizabeth pondered with a nervous laugh.

"Boy, nothing. This is a girl's hill now, Warren." Tammy replied. Tammy ignored the bottle and while holding it and Elizabeth's hand she drew in close and kissed the glistening liquor lingering on Elizabeth's lips

..... to be continued
2012-11-06 10:36:35 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-06 10:27:31 PM  
3 votes:
Megan Kelly to Karl Rove: "Is this just math you do as a Republican to make yourself feel better?"

Rove, "Well, yes......"
2012-11-06 10:23:44 PM  
3 votes:

Tyrone Slothrop: Zerochance: Dems are cleaning up in the Senate.

According to Nate Silver, they'll get 52.5 seats. I wonder who's going to the the half-senator.


Gabrielle Giffords?
2012-11-06 10:21:22 PM  
3 votes:

ayenull: bulldg4life: Holy shiat...whatever party is yellow is winning the election on CNN

That's the lemon party.


What the hell is the lemon party?

Off to Google...
paj
2012-11-06 10:15:52 PM  
3 votes:

Altair: Somewhere a Nate Silver is smiling.


The party in N. Silver's mother's basement will be legendary.

- Old Hoss Radbourn (@OldHossRadbourn) November 7, 2012
2012-11-06 10:11:01 PM  
3 votes:
i566.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 10:08:58 PM  
3 votes:

Flab: Unskewed polls deletes his twitter feed.
Free republic pulls threads.

Yup. They mad!


Nature has a way of shutting it down.
2012-11-06 10:07:03 PM  
3 votes:
Akin just got raped, in the good way.
2012-11-06 10:06:33 PM  
3 votes:
i1.kym-cdn.com

The crucible is almost complete.
2012-11-06 10:04:47 PM  
3 votes:
i1.kym-cdn.com
2012-11-06 10:03:39 PM  
3 votes:
This just posted ... CNN is projecting Obama win in Nova Scotia
2012-11-06 09:57:02 PM  
3 votes:
Hey McConnell...

i171.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 09:56:54 PM  
3 votes:
Let's start writing the Newsflash headline. My suggestion:

NATE SILVER WINS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

feel free to steal it, anyone.
2012-11-06 09:55:29 PM  
3 votes:
i46.tinypic.com
2012-11-06 09:55:03 PM  
3 votes:
I am following the election on the Beeb, Aljazzera, and the New Yorker. Anybody following Wil Wheaton?

His latest Tweet:

Wil Wheaton @wilw

Don't feel too bad, Richard Mourdock. It's all part of God's plan for you to SHUT THE fark UP FOREVER YOU MISOGYNIST PIECE OF shiat.

This is why Fark loves him, I'm guessing.
2012-11-06 09:53:02 PM  
3 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

Found this during a GIS for 'Devin HesterObama you are ridiculous!" I skip that part too, and have since the 50's.
paj
2012-11-06 09:52:03 PM  
3 votes:

Looks like Mitt Romney won't win any of his 4 home states :(

- Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) November 7, 2012
2012-11-06 09:51:53 PM  
3 votes:

4 more years

i301.photobucket.com

Problem?

2012-11-06 09:50:42 PM  
3 votes:
2012: The year politicians learned not to talk about rape.
2012-11-06 09:48:01 PM  
3 votes:
i1182.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 09:41:39 PM  
3 votes:
My God there is an absolute loldozer's worth of derp over on the freeper site right now. It's like April 30, 1945 in the Fuehrer bunker, only without the cool uniforms, and ability to speak in complete sentences.
2012-11-06 09:38:21 PM  
3 votes:
I'm watching CNN so thank you guys for letting me know what's actually going on in this election.
2012-11-06 09:32:07 PM  
3 votes:
Motherfarking Florida...

i171.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 09:23:26 PM  
3 votes:
i47.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 09:14:24 PM  
3 votes:
assets.diylol.com
2012-11-06 09:10:05 PM  
3 votes:
i566.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 09:08:10 PM  
3 votes:

robsul82: FL: Obama +13376, 73% reporting (CNN)


My 10yo daughter just went to bed. I told her I was staying up late. She asked my why, and I told her it's because they're counting the votes for President tonight and I think that President Obama will win.
She said "Oh yeah, of course he will. We voted at school and he won."
2012-11-06 09:07:34 PM  
3 votes:

croesius: xelnia: MERGE ALL THE THREADS

[i.imgur.com image 128x128]

[th01.deviantart.net image 274x200]


i3.kym-cdn.com
2012-11-06 09:06:26 PM  
3 votes:
FL: Obama +17F0A1111, 420% reporting (WKRP)
2012-11-06 09:02:20 PM  
3 votes:

GAT_00: Motherfark, Romney took Texas.


What?! I thought for sure that my vote would tip the very leaning Texas over to Obama!

/I've never been so disappointed
2012-11-06 08:51:00 PM  
3 votes:
dailydish.typepad.com
2012-11-06 08:46:06 PM  
3 votes:

WizardofToast: Romney-82

Obama-64

[jeffpelline.files.wordpress.com image 308x425]


denver.mylittlefacewhen.com
2012-11-06 08:45:14 PM  
3 votes:
I can't believe the media isn't reporting on how Obama gave everybody an extra hour on the weekend. I bet he'll take it back after he wins.
2012-11-06 08:36:58 PM  
3 votes:
Voted for Kodos
2012-11-06 08:29:25 PM  
3 votes:
www.linuxpyro.tk
2012-11-06 08:29:17 PM  
3 votes:

vygramul: If Obama wins I can guarantee you that within a week banks will close and soldiers will be marching in the streets.

Of course, it'll be Veterans Day.


i.chzbgr.com
2012-11-06 08:25:17 PM  
3 votes:

bdub77: Wolf Blitzer is a farking idiot. I bet when he goes home at night he just stares at the farking wall.


www.popcrunch.com
2012-11-06 08:19:22 PM  
3 votes:

fenianfark: This disturbed some people in an earlier thread. Might as well keep it going.

[i47.photobucket.com image 480x720]


i47.photobucket.com

This is not the proper place to display your cum swap pics.
At least the Koch brothers' penises aren't showing in this one.
2012-11-06 08:15:42 PM  
3 votes:

d-fens99: Who among us is brave enough to face the derp over at freerepublic and see what they're saying?


I shall go.

*dons armor*

*leaves*
2012-11-06 08:14:16 PM  
3 votes:

herrDrFarkenstein: ROMNEY: GA, KY, OK


i2.kym-cdn.com

/Wait, wut.
2012-11-06 08:13:35 PM  
3 votes:

CygnusDarius: Elzar: I wanna dip my balls in this

I want its ball to be dipped in me!.


If it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
2012-11-06 08:12:18 PM  
3 votes:
OOOOOOOKLAHOMA! WHERE ALL THE VOTERS ARE ALL BATSH*T INSANE!!!!!!
2012-11-06 08:11:26 PM  
3 votes:
I voted for Kang. Abortions for some...miniature American flags for everyone!
2012-11-06 08:11:05 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-06 08:10:18 PM  
3 votes:

earthwirm: Romney will win Florida and Virginia. Book it. Done.


This quote will certainly never appear in this thread again.
2012-11-06 08:10:01 PM  
3 votes:

Chabash: Okay Farkers, I need a good reply to this that completely cuts away the argument of the person that posted this statement.

"I am still astonished and embarrassed that my home states of Washington and Oregon consistently choose statism over freedom. What happened to the pioneering spirit, the individual responsibility and self-reliance that settled and founded these states?"


Romney sold it to China?
2012-11-06 08:09:55 PM  
3 votes:
itmakessenseblog.com
2012-11-06 08:08:57 PM  
3 votes:
I really think Roseanne is gonna pull this out.
2012-11-06 08:07:43 PM  
3 votes:
EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER!!!!
2012-11-06 08:06:47 PM  
3 votes:
I don't have popcorn, but I do have glazed radishes.

That counts, right?
2012-11-07 05:40:43 AM  
2 votes:

whidbey: themeaningoflifeisnot: What an enjoyable night. The Party of Hate and Ignorance got its teeth kicked in.

So much THIS.

I gotta wonder what kind of derpish regrouping they're planning on rallying around next year.

They got served. I don't care how "close" this election was.

Conservative values aren't in vogue as much as they think they are.


Weed, gay marriage, and Obama won the night.

Conservative Values got farked in the ass and offered a joint.
2012-11-07 01:16:14 AM  
2 votes:
in other news, isnatesilverawitch.com has revised their outlook
2012-11-07 12:53:46 AM  
2 votes:
quickpic.us

/not mine
2012-11-07 12:23:20 AM  
2 votes:
FreeRepublic is about to slit it's collective wrists.
2012-11-06 11:53:08 PM  
2 votes:
Romney camp: "Ohio is still in play!"

www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com
2012-11-06 11:45:12 PM  
2 votes:
Ouch, right in the statisticals.
2012-11-06 11:35:14 PM  
2 votes:
Romney:

i49.tinypic.com
2012-11-06 11:09:15 PM  
2 votes:
Apparently there is controversy in Alaska as Sarah Palin was confused by the ballot and accidentally voted for "Potato." Reports say Sarah Palin voted for Potato.
2012-11-06 11:09:03 PM  
2 votes:
Right wing Facebook butthurt, courtesy US Air Force:

"If i do make it to retirement in 4 years, i might have to extend my enlistment by 6 months so that President Obama's signature would not be on my retirement orders."
2012-11-06 11:08:17 PM  
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

WHY SO SAD FOX NEWRS?.... mmmmmm
NFA
2012-11-06 11:05:42 PM  
2 votes:
i1221.photobucket.com
paj
2012-11-06 11:04:01 PM  
2 votes:
Derp alert!
30fps.mocksession.com
2012-11-06 10:59:17 PM  
2 votes:
Now Fox is saying that the Jewish-American vote in Florida will cost Obama the election.

What?.
2012-11-06 10:58:56 PM  
2 votes:
Hey, GOP. You could have had Elizabeth Warren comfortably as the head of theConsumer Financial Protection Bureau, but NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
paj
2012-11-06 10:58:30 PM  
2 votes:
Should be good for a few Photoshops:

30fps.mocksession.com
2012-11-06 10:55:42 PM  
2 votes:
A Facebook status my wife just shared: "Legitimate Rape" Todd Akin just got owned.The woman voter has a way to shut that whole asshole thing down.
2012-11-06 10:47:28 PM  
2 votes:

GAT_00: Boehner is already being a cock and saying no new taxes.


i171.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 10:46:49 PM  
2 votes:
I am shocked that Todd Akin's concession speech makes him sound like an asshole.
2012-11-06 10:46:30 PM  
2 votes:
yfrog.com
2012-11-06 10:46:29 PM  
2 votes:
Toddrick Akin giving his concession speech.

Now is this a phony concession speech, or a legitimate concession speech?
2012-11-06 10:45:59 PM  
2 votes:
Akin is conceding? He must have wanted to lose, then, or he would have fought back.
2012-11-06 10:41:55 PM  
2 votes:
Geroge Will is as quiet as a whore in church on ABC right now
2012-11-06 10:41:52 PM  
2 votes:
i232.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 10:40:02 PM  
2 votes:

robsul82: MSNBC reporting Romney hiding in a cave somewhere.


He should have enough food to hole up for a year.
2012-11-06 10:37:27 PM  
2 votes:
MSNBC reporting Romney hiding in a cave somewhere.
2012-11-06 10:35:30 PM  
2 votes:

Another gem from Freepville-😝

I'm making a list of states I will NEVER again visit.

If necessary, I'll pay for longer flights or longer car rides to fly/drive around them! If I ever gain employment again, I will refuse business trips to those states. I'm done with any but Red states!

Oh, and all my extra $$ will go to purchase guns and ammo.
2012-11-06 10:34:38 PM  
2 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: GAT_00: Obama's closing the gap in Virginia, under a 70,000 vote margin.

Obama... Virginia... Gap... Closing...

something something...

It was funnier in my head


Republicans haven't seen a gap close like this since they were taught about the concept of legitimate rape.
2012-11-06 10:33:28 PM  
2 votes:
VIRGINIA, DON''T YOU GO RED ON ME! DON'T YOU GO RED ON ME! CLEEEEEEEEEEAR!
img.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 10:33:04 PM  
2 votes:
Since George Romney lost in 1968, can Mitt just borrow a concessions speech from his parents?
2012-11-06 10:30:49 PM  
2 votes:

bulldg4life: ayenull: bulldg4life: Holy shiat...whatever party is yellow is winning the election on CNN

That's the lemon party.

What the hell is the lemon party?

Off to Google...


<img src="http://...

No, I'd prefer work not knowing I GISed for lemon party. Eh...

OBAMA!
imgace.com

2012-11-06 10:26:48 PM  
2 votes:

Bontesla: Obama is projected to win New Mexico.


New Mexico, old Mexico, it doesn't matter. Only US states get to vote.
2012-11-06 10:26:40 PM  
2 votes:

OBAMA WINS!!!!!
supportyourlocalgunfighter.com

2012-11-06 10:24:46 PM  
2 votes:
Ahhahhahahaah FOX is blaming Rmoney's likely loss on TOO MUCH MONEY IN POLITICS. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
2012-11-06 10:22:42 PM  
2 votes:
I'm personally taking credit for Obama's victory tonight. I shared every single pro-Obama item that appeared in my Facebook Newsfeed.

\You're welcome
2012-11-06 10:22:03 PM  
2 votes:
Romney will go back to work at Bain Capital and he will fire 1 million cab drivers.
2012-11-06 10:21:56 PM  
2 votes:
i140.photobucket.com 

/and I live in a swing state
2012-11-06 10:19:41 PM  
2 votes:
I hope Romney wins the popular vote and Obama wins the EC vote. That way Republicans can scream about getting rid of the EC.
2012-11-06 10:19:39 PM  
2 votes:
So, is Ted Nugent going to go down in a blaze of Tea Party gloy by trying to assassinate Obama? Dead or in jail if I recall...
2012-11-06 10:18:50 PM  
2 votes:

bulldg4life: Holy shiat...whatever party is yellow is winning the election on CNN


That's the lemon party.
2012-11-06 10:18:21 PM  
2 votes:
i27.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 10:17:43 PM  
2 votes:
Nelson's seat picked up by a Republican. No actual change occurred.
2012-11-06 10:17:40 PM  
2 votes:

bulldg4life: Holy shiat...whatever party is yellow is winning the election on CNN


It's the Chinese! Rmoney has outsourced us!
2012-11-06 10:16:34 PM  
2 votes:
McCaskill legitimately forces her way into Todd Akins seat.
2012-11-06 10:16:29 PM  
2 votes:

dennysgod: You can't blame the outcome on me I voted for Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday *pop pop* Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable *horse whinnying* Arthur Norman Michael *squeak* Featherstone Smith *whistle* Northgot Edwards Harris *gun shot* Mason *chuff-chuff-chuff* Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert ♫ 'We'll keep a welcome in the'♫ *gun shotx3* Williams "If I Could Walk That Way" Jenkin *squek* Tiger-draws Pratt Thompson ♫'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head'♫ Darcy Carter *horn* Pussycat ♫'Don't Sleep In The Subway'♫ Barton Mannering *hoot, whoop* Smith.


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I am Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobella Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andrt Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call.
2012-11-06 10:14:57 PM  
2 votes:
Holy shiat...whatever party is yellow is winning the election on CNN
2012-11-06 10:13:28 PM  
2 votes:
THIS IS A BREAKING NEWS FLASH. I AM DRUNK. 10PM ON A TUESDAY.

OVER.
2012-11-06 10:11:19 PM  
2 votes:
Note to GOP strategists: Pro-rape is not a winning strategy. We may wish the US was Saudi Arabia, but unfortunately, women have a say here.
2012-11-06 10:09:26 PM  
2 votes:

Lost Thought 00: Missouri had a way to shut it down!


lunachan.net
2012-11-06 10:09:09 PM  
2 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: [img208.imageshack.us image 721x237]


OOOOOoooooo....


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Bears SO much repeating!
2012-11-06 10:08:37 PM  
2 votes:
Akin legimately loses...Mourdock gets God's gift.

Lovely.
2012-11-06 10:08:30 PM  
2 votes:
So farking annoying how they are holding out California's votes to artificially inflate suspense. They could give us meaningful numbers, but they don't. I guess all I have to remember is whoever wins Ohio wins the election, and in that regard, suck it repubs!
2012-11-06 10:07:47 PM  
2 votes:

IT'S LEGITIMATE: MCCASKILL RAPES AKIN! OH, SUCH DELICIOUS REPUBLICAN TEARS!

IT'S LEGITIMATE: MCCASKILL RAPES AKIN! OH, SUCH DELICIOUS REPUBLICAN TEARS!

IT'S LEGITIMATE: MCCASKILL RAPES AKIN! OH, SUCH DELICIOUS REPUBLICAN TEARS!

IT'S LEGITIMATE: MCCASKILL RAPES AKIN! OH, SUCH DELICIOUS REPUBLICAN TEARS!

2012-11-06 10:06:50 PM  
2 votes:
Akin has been raped legitimately.
2012-11-06 10:04:39 PM  
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: clambam: I have to say, if the repubs lose tonight (and it's still not a done deal), I feel kind of bad for them. Democrats can always threaten to move to Canada or Western Europe if things get too bad. Where can the repubs go? Qatar? Uzbekistan?

Iran and Afghanistan share many of the same views as Republicans.


Freepers are threatening to move to Canada.


Canada.

With Universal Healthcare.
2012-11-06 10:03:12 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-11-06 10:01:37 PM  
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

UTAH FOR ROMNEY; THE COMEBACK BEGINS
2012-11-06 09:58:43 PM  
2 votes:

fqhollis: [i46.tinypic.com image 480x266]


i46.tinypic.com
2012-11-06 09:58:20 PM  
2 votes:
xtupload.com

Haha, Dick Murdock lost.

You see, that's the problem with telling women who get raped that they got raped because your god wanted it to happen.
2012-11-06 09:57:55 PM  
2 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: This shiat is so rigged. Romney is clearly showing a strong lead in the popular vote. But the vote counters are showing Obama leading.

It's only democracy if a Democrat is winning, I guess.


imageshack.us

I've been waiting all night for you folks to show up! 

NOW comes the fun part!
2012-11-06 09:57:55 PM  
2 votes:
Matt Yglesias @mattyglesias
2014 Senate map looks great for Republicans, but you never know what crazy rape theories their candidates will endorse.
2012-11-06 09:57:12 PM  
2 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: Is Boehner crying yet?


upload.wikimedia.org
2012-11-06 09:56:20 PM  
2 votes:
Elizabeth Warren was next to me in Mitt's binder.
2012-11-06 09:55:35 PM  
2 votes:
This shiat is so rigged. Romney is clearly showing a strong lead in the popular vote. But the vote counters are showing Obama leading.

It's only democracy if a Democrat is winning, I guess.
2012-11-06 09:55:32 PM  
2 votes:

antidisestablishmentarianism: [24.media.tumblr.com image 415x252]

Found this during a GIS for 'Devin HesterObama you are ridiculous!" I skip that part too, and have since the 50's.


WWJD? Punch the guy in the face.

Read your Leviticus. Study it out.
2012-11-06 09:53:49 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe Rmoney shouldn't have so many home states to lose in. It's really embarrassing being that stinking rich.
2012-11-06 09:48:58 PM  
2 votes:

basham: Any word on Allen West in Florida?


He's still an asshole.
2012-11-06 09:48:19 PM  
2 votes:

heap: Instead of freaking out we should all get down on our knees and pray to God for mercy and forgiveness for our country. Then we should sit back and be calm knowing that His will will be done.



I like that quote the most. Apparently "Gods will" was to send a hurricane to help the Democrat get re-elected.
2012-11-06 09:47:38 PM  
2 votes:

basham: Any word on Allen West in Florida?


Crazy is a word.
2012-11-06 09:47:24 PM  
2 votes:
One does simply walk over Mourdock.
2012-11-06 09:44:39 PM  
2 votes:
Dear America,

You're welcome.

Love,
Those of us in Indiana who are not insane.

/suck it Mourdock
2012-11-06 09:43:31 PM  
2 votes:
DRINK!

i171.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 09:42:41 PM  
2 votes:
What can Brown do? He can lose to Elizabeth Warren. Thats what.
2012-11-06 09:41:47 PM  
2 votes:
Foxnews broadcasters crying sweet sweet tears for me to drink.

I don't need porn. This is totally fappable.
2012-11-06 09:41:08 PM  
2 votes:
cdn.dealbreaker.comNewsflash: There is an election going on and stuff.cdn.dealbreaker.com
2012-11-06 09:39:25 PM  
2 votes:
Looks like UnskewedPolls is going to be proven correct across the board... Libs where is your false prophet Silver now?
2012-11-06 09:38:27 PM  
2 votes:
Romney and Ryan. Romney and Ryan at Wisconsin when the votes fell.
2012-11-06 09:35:16 PM  
2 votes:

FlashHarry: Lol Obama wins Ryan and Romney's home states.


What's your point? Name a single time in the last twelve years that Republicans mocked a Democrat because he could not win his home state. Not that Republicans would have to. Democrats can't win any states. LOL!!! ROMNEY/RYAN ROMNEY/RYAN ROMENY/RYANR RMONYE/RYARSAOROMNEAUQLAX)$U@(
2012-11-06 09:34:57 PM  
2 votes:
YOU HAD ONE JOB
comedycentral.mtvnimages.com
...ONE JOB


/ohio or virginia and the rest can eat a dick
2012-11-06 09:33:49 PM  
2 votes:
Fox News: Tucker Carlson bemoans lack of MSM coverage of Benghazi for large percentage of voters believing Obama is competent to handle foreign policy.
2012-11-06 09:33:16 PM  
2 votes:

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: "To: mikrofon

And now Wisconsin just fell for The One.

Romney's margin of error is shrinking rapidly. I'm losing faith here, folks..."

The FR meltdown is starting.

images.somethingawful.com

2012-11-06 09:30:55 PM  
2 votes:
Paul Ryan delivers Wisconsin!!!

Or not.
2012-11-06 09:27:33 PM  
2 votes:

qorkfiend: Linda McMahon, down in flames for the second straight election? I have renewed faith in my brothers to the east.


I guess you can say she had

raises sunglasses


no chance in hell
2012-11-06 09:26:12 PM  
2 votes:

cretinbob: Akin is getting raped by McCaskill


We need to wait for the projection to see if it's legitimate.
2012-11-06 09:22:29 PM  
2 votes:

Eddie T. Head: CNN still hasn't called PA.



Maybe PA should accept that CNN just isn't that into her.
2012-11-06 09:20:57 PM  
2 votes:
David Brody @David_Brody

So far @MittRomney is losing or has lost in every state he owns a mansion. Not nice to his neighbors? #election2012
2012-11-06 09:20:26 PM  
2 votes:
VOTE FOR ME AND I PROMISE TO CONSUME YOUR SOUL LAST.
2012-11-06 09:09:55 PM  
2 votes:
Just got home. I'm in Cali, and Obama's got the state no matter what I do, so I voted for Johnson. You're welcome, Libertarians.

So I'll be drinking a Sam Adams Dunkelweizen, in honor of the best president the UCAS will ever have:

i291.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 09:09:46 PM  
2 votes:

bdbthinker: Where's the Polls Closed pic with Obama sporting an afro?

 

i.imgur.com

sorry screwed up the last link.
2012-11-06 09:08:35 PM  
2 votes:

coco ebert: Oh God, the updated electoral count is scary now that Romney has Texas.


The creeping red map reminds me of a plague spread graphic. The following territories are now infected:..
2012-11-06 09:04:39 PM  
2 votes:
MERGE ALL THE THREADS

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mjg
2012-11-06 09:04:04 PM  
2 votes:
2012-11-06 09:01:26 PM  
2 votes:

jmsvrsn: Florida tighter than an armadillo's rectum in a hail storm


enduringsense.com
2012-11-06 08:59:51 PM  
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-06 08:59:51 PM  
2 votes:
i159.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 08:56:29 PM  
2 votes:
dailydish.typepad.com
2012-11-06 08:48:19 PM  
2 votes:

brukmann: Your life is already forfeit. Real Americans will either be in concentration camps or sent on a new Crusade. I just want to have fun in the final days of the Republic.


CHOOSE YOUR DESTRUCTOR


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
2012-11-06 08:48:08 PM  
2 votes:

NewportBarGuy: When do we launch the nuclear weapons?


After we take le nap.
2012-11-06 08:47:38 PM  
2 votes:
Everyone shiat themselves in unison. Weedlord Bonerhitler got 2 votes in Connecticut.
2012-11-06 08:46:15 PM  
2 votes:

coco ebert: You guys, is Elizabeth Warren going to lose? :(


If she doesn't get enough votes to win, I bet she will.
2012-11-06 08:46:15 PM  
2 votes:
Patton Oswalt Tweet- "@pattonoswalt: Exit polls from NH show a 100% response for, "Voter in question tossed a white riesling in my face. Dry but bosomy.""
2012-11-06 08:35:47 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-06 08:35:08 PM  
2 votes:

OneNutSaloon: Linda McMahon got body slammed


Too bad. I was looking forward to this:
i.imgur.com
2012-11-06 08:32:05 PM  
2 votes:

zomega: Okay, someone pass me the alcohol; I will be nervous until we hit 270.

How's Ohio, Virginia and Florida doing?


According to HP, Ohio's still leaning blue, Jerry Falwell's ghost still haunts VA, and the Florida tag will remain on Fark forever.

1.bp.blogspot.com
d23 [BareFark]
2012-11-06 08:32:04 PM  
2 votes:

Clowns are a Ten: bdub77: WTF is up with the florida reporting - now Obama ahead w/55% in florida.

They farked up a big county.


And Dreams Stay With You
2012-11-06 08:29:53 PM  
2 votes:
The CNN estimated % for Florida has more ups and downs than a Chumbawumba song
2012-11-06 08:26:23 PM  
2 votes:
I got 99 problems but Mitt ain't one.
2012-11-06 08:23:01 PM  
2 votes:
Romney is a wizard. He knew about that 47%

img526.imageshack.us
2012-11-06 08:22:29 PM  
2 votes:
Linda McMahon losing 90/10 BAW GAHD KING THAT WOMAN HAS A FAMILY!
2012-11-06 08:22:28 PM  
2 votes:
newnation.sg
2012-11-06 08:21:31 PM  
2 votes:
According to BBC:

Texas: Leaning Republican

Ohio: Leaning Democrat

New Jersey: Leaning The Situation
2012-11-06 08:21:14 PM  
2 votes:

d-fens99: Who among us is brave enough to face the derp over at freerepublic and see what they're saying?


Ever seen the movie The Mist? Where a guy volunteers to be roped out of the supermarket and then they pull back a bloody body part?

The same thing will happen to the poor fool that looks up FR.
2012-11-06 08:20:44 PM  
2 votes:
I'd like to just go to sleep and wake up with the President still the president. Right now, my girls are arguing on where we'd move to if Romney wins this. The oldest has chosen Japan, the middle child, Canada and the youngest (age 9) favors Great Britain.
2012-11-06 08:20:28 PM  
2 votes:
It has been my experience that many election predictions and projections disappear once they've been horribly disproven. So I took some time to screen-grab as many of the predictions I could find. I want to use this as a tool, as to which poll or aggregator to watch most closely next time.

But you may find it a little fun to remind your far-leaning friends who pointed to their favorite biased "news source" that they were led horribly wrong. Maybe it could shake them awake...or it will drive them to start to shout "election fixing!"

Whatever, I've loosely laid them out ranging from "Obama Landslide" to "Romney Landslide." Hope you find this cool and not annoying.

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i.imgur.com

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i561.photobucket.com
Holy crap! Romney plummeted in the last five days! Oh, wait, it's Unskewed changing its strategy from "let's give the conservatives hope" to "we better not be *that* wrong. The earlier estimation has already disappeared.

Michael Barone, Washinton Examiner, Romney 315, Obama 223

Las Vegas Oddsmaker Explains Why He Predicts Romney Landslide - Wayne Allyn Root
2012-11-06 08:15:53 PM  
2 votes:
OK, so the states to watch are

Florida - 50% chance of recount, 100 chance of Florida tag being used

North carolina - 75% chance of Robosexual Orgy

Virginia - 85% of Scary Black Man

Colorado - 80% chance of Went Black, Can't Go Back. Small chance of upset due to Weedlord Bonerhitler

Ohio - 100% chance of lawsuits, voting "irregularities".
2012-11-06 08:15:50 PM  
2 votes:
i599.photobucket.com
2012-11-06 08:14:44 PM  
2 votes:
It's going to be close between Cthulhu and Megatron.

/voted for Nyarlathotep in the primaries
2012-11-06 08:11:21 PM  
2 votes:

herrDrFarkenstein: PBS up-to-date

OBAMA: DC, CT, DE, RI,

ROMNEY: GA, KY, OK


Well, if Romney has GAKYOK, he'll be tough to beat.
2012-11-06 08:10:31 PM  
2 votes:
"Hold on to your butts"
2012-11-06 08:09:31 PM  
2 votes:
I wanna dip my balls in this
d23 [BareFark]
2012-11-06 08:09:16 PM  
2 votes:
the oil hit the anus
2012-11-06 08:08:54 PM  
2 votes:
Romney will win Florida and Virginia. Book it. Done.
2012-11-06 08:08:14 PM  
2 votes:
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
2012-11-06 08:06:35 PM  
2 votes:
Starstream is a whiny biatch.
2012-11-06 08:06:09 PM  
2 votes:
My part is done. Now it is just... Four More Beers!!!
2012-11-07 02:18:53 PM  
1 vote:

eraser8: I was watching a woman on MSNBC claim that the Republican curtailing of voting rights and early voting window energized Obama voters in a way that made it much more competitive. Wasn't sure what to make of that analysis.


i190.photobucket.com
2012-11-07 03:54:19 AM  
1 vote:
(I found a better one lol)

www.myfacewhen.net
2012-11-07 01:04:07 AM  
1 vote:
wademh: Black Pawn KING takes White Bishop
/FTFY
//yusssssss
2012-11-07 12:39:02 AM  
1 vote:

Mouldy Squid: Congratulations. We Canadians are happy for you. Perhaps now you can arrest your slide into idiocy and theocracy.


You know, we keep trying. Maybe this time we actually made a difference. Don't give up on us, please. My family emigrated from Canada (Quebec...maybe that doesn't count?) in the 1800s. If R-Money had won, I would have taken advantage of our family's roots and done the immigration thing. Thankfully, we don't have to!

I love my country, but I hate politicians. I want a Queen/King and Parliament. I'm sick of going through two years of "electioneering" in a President's first term just to get a second term. You guys have done it the right way. But we're stuck with a "two-party system" and that's why we will NEVER have the option you do.

/Loves Canada
//Wishes she could live there
///Happy her ancestors did
////Slashies
2012-11-07 12:37:35 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe someone should check on Romney to make sure he didn't kill himself.
2012-11-07 12:37:13 AM  
1 vote:
Yes, Santa Claus, there is a Virginia!
2012-11-07 12:34:58 AM  
1 vote:
Once again, the US shows the rest of the world how to handle a change (or in this case not) of power. My only hope is the Republican party learns from this and jettisons the crazies and fundies and Tea Partiers making them a laughing stock. I'm an independent and vote Democratic because the Republican party has strayed so far from its ideals it is insane. I would like a choice on election day, I really do, but the GOP gives me none. I would not vote for anyone who sees American through such a filter of hate.
2012-11-07 12:31:09 AM  
1 vote:

vygramul: [www.bitlogic.com image 567x440]


media.tumblr.com
2012-11-07 12:29:55 AM  
1 vote:
I was in a restaurant tonight where they had the election coverage going on in the bar. Every time there was a cheer, I went into the bar and asked what was going on.

Then I started to cry...because...WE WON.

We farking WON.

Probably the best election results since I got the vote when I was 18...in 1972...and I have voted in every goddamn single election since then.

If "people" tell you your vote doesn't matter, just whoop them upside the head and tell them to go to Hell. We WON. We won because we didn't buy into R-money's flip-flopping, lies, and Karl Rove's beaucoup bucks trying to buy this election.

Hear me well. I'm 62 years old and cried when the results came in.

And, in our state, Marriage Equality passed, by a huge margin! My daughter and her partner of 8 years can now get married!

(As Mother of the Bride, I say we're going to have a HUGE party.) Yes.

Thank you to EVERYONE who voted. Those who didn't...you don't get to biatch. You are losers.

My daughter, her partner, me, and the rest of the country thank you for your votes. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

I love you all. For forever.
2012-11-07 12:20:58 AM  
1 vote:
The cherry on top for tonight would be Nate Silver's model being 100% accurate. Just a nice little "fark You" to the War on Math brigade.
2012-11-07 12:15:40 AM  
1 vote:
mmmm... Crow... tasty
2012-11-07 12:14:16 AM  
1 vote:
s14.postimage.org

Here's where Teabaggers go berserk...
2012-11-06 11:53:04 PM  
1 vote:

Walker: Romney refuses to concede. ROFL. It's over Mittens, go home.


Never give up, never surrender.
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-06 11:52:58 PM  
1 vote:
PBS is flogging a potential Mittens refusal to concede. Any other networks touting this? I'm in a cable-less cabin in the north woods.
2012-11-06 11:47:22 PM  
1 vote:
To whomever posted this: it didn't last long, but I saw it.

img689.imageshack.us
2012-11-06 11:45:23 PM  
1 vote:
i.chzbgr.com
2012-11-06 11:43:39 PM  
1 vote:
Been waiting all day to post this:

imageshack.us

Will be posting it a hell of a lot more for the next week.
2012-11-06 11:40:04 PM  
1 vote:
Karl Rove thinks that his understanding of 3rd grade math is equivalent to people who devote their career to the study of statistics.
2012-11-06 11:36:26 PM  
1 vote:
Is it bad form, at this point, to hire a hooker?
2012-11-06 11:30:26 PM  
1 vote:
Meanwhile, in Freeperville...

---I think I'm going to throw up.

---For Obama to get this many votes - it is over. The America we once knew is gone.

---There will be no going back from this. We have gone over the tipping point.

---It's time to figure out how to collect what's left of the marbles and get out. Going Galt.

---RINOs don't bother asking for my for my vote again... ever!

---Bob Dole lost- ready for Palin 2016

---7 wasted trips to Pennsylvania and Wisconsin while Obama was in FL and OH. Brain-searing stupid.

---Holding our noses and voting for Romney didn't work after all

---Welcome to ghetto nation.

---God have mercy on this nation. And have mercy on Israel as well.

---It looks like the freeloaders and the "lady parts" got their REVENGE on Amer