sgilman: Amendment 64 just passed in Colorado. Everyone will be fired up, I don't know about ready to go.
Mouldy Squid: Congratulations. We Canadians are happy for you. Perhaps now you can arrest your slide into idiocy and theocracy.
Black Pawn takes White Bishop
shower_in_my_socks: "First open lesbian in the Senate!" -- Andrew Sullivan
50 Shades of Red White and Blue
shower_in_my_socks: Silver says not to count VA out yet for Obama -- apparently only 10% of DC suburbs have reported, and Obama did really well in Northern Virginia.
IT'S LEGITIMATE: MCCASKILL RAPES AKIN! OH, SUCH DELICIOUS REPUBLICAN TEARS!IT'S LEGITIMATE: MCCASKILL RAPES AKIN! OH, SUCH DELICIOUS REPUBLICAN TEARS!IT'S LEGITIMATE: MCCASKILL RAPES AKIN! OH, SUCH DELICIOUS REPUBLICAN TEARS!IT'S LEGITIMATE: MCCASKILL RAPES AKIN! OH, SUCH DELICIOUS REPUBLICAN TEARS!
hulk hogan meat shoes: Is there a better metaphor for America than Prometheus? Eternally punished, eternally suffering, having its liver eaten every day only to see it respawn overnight and have to endure the process yet again.
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: If Obama wins, I'm going to be incredibly happy, not just for the political ramifications, but for the man himself. This is a guy who was yelled at during the State of the Union. This was a guy that prominent members of his opposition said wasn't an American citizen, and only won in 2008 because of blah people on welfare. His first term was an unprecedented glimpse into just how crazy half of America is.And if he wins again tonight, we're sending a message that while we're not the loudest, we non-crazies got your back, Bronco.
THANK YOU OHIO!!!!!!
FOUR MORE YEARS!!NOW CRUSH THE OBSTRUCTIONIST RTARDS!
Darth_Lukecash: Fox is blaming everyone for not "Getting it"Seriously.Women are too hung up about their "Reproductive Rights" and not about fiscal responsibility.
Demetrius: How is Allen West doing???
Lost Thought 00: Akin doing absolutely nothing to help his future electoral chances
TommyymmoT: It baffles me, that the most dirt poor sections of the country, the ones with the very least to gain, and the most to lose, are voting for Romney.
47 is the new 42: I don't live in CO, what is Amendment 64?
fruitloop: Did Lindsay Graham really say they weren't "hard-ass enough"?DRINK!!![i171.photobucket.com image 450x299]
ManateeGag: I don't want to count any chickens here, but Mittens may want to work on that concession speech.
shower_in_my_socks: [img208.imageshack.us image 721x237]OOOOOoooooo....
Gwendolyn: Christie made the play with Obama so he can run in 2016. It was a smart move. He aligned himself with a liked President in his state and made sure the Republican field was open next time. He's fat not stupid.
Palmer Eldritch: Let's start writing the Newsflash headline. My suggestion:NATE SILVER WINS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONfeel free to steal it, anyone.
Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Darth_Lukecash: You know, had the Republicans actually allowed Warren to take up her position Obama nominated her for, Brown might have kept her seat.That's the beautiful thing about it. Now she's got a national stage, and we could conceivably see a Pressident Warren in the future.
AverageAmericanGuy: This shiat is so rigged. Romney is clearly showing a strong lead in the popular vote. But the vote counters are showing Obama leading.It's only democracy if a Democrat is winning, I guess.
Looks like Mitt Romney won't win any of his 4 home states :(- Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) November 7, 2012
Looks like Mitt Romney won't win any of his 4 home states :(
basham: Any word on Allen West in Florida?
shower_in_my_socks: "The GOP loses a safe Indiana Senate seat by picking the loony-right Richard Mourdock. Encouraging." - Andrew SullivanThat bears repeating."The GOP loses a safe Indiana Senate seat by picking the loony-right Richard Mourdock. Encouraging." - Andrew Sullivan
GAT_00: Murdoch goes down in Indiana!
anniesmom: Any pictures of Romney furiously penning his concession speech??
ignatius_crumbcake: The Freepers are farking surprised. Shocked, angry, or even a Randian bemusement I could see, but surprised? Everyone who can count to 10 without using Jesus as a number has been telling them that Obama will win, and now they act surprised?This thread is pretty fun.This one is fresh but shaping up to be good.
TV's Vinnie: Colorado has joined NM as for Obama atm. So far, Nate's prediction map still holds.
Tyrone Slothrop: Looks like he'll be wrong about Virginia, but right about the others.
Romney-Ryan becomes first presidential ticket to lose both candidates' home states since McGovern-Shriver, 1972.- daveweigel (@daveweigel) November 7, 2012
Romney-Ryan becomes first presidential ticket to lose both candidates' home states since McGovern-Shriver, 1972.
jasimo: My 10yo daughter just went to bed. I told her I was staying up late. She asked my why, and I told her it's because they're counting the votes for President tonight and I think that President Obama will win.She said "Oh yeah, of course he will. We voted at school and he won."
robsul82: FL: Romney +8190, 75% reporting (CNN)Panhandle coming in.
shower_in_my_socks: NBC CALLING MASS FOR WARREN!
xelnia: MERGE ALL THE THREADS[i.imgur.com image 128x128]
DamnYankees: MSNBC is calling the House for the GOP - they will hold the majority.
ghall3: Stile4aly: Just flipped over to IFC for a second while MSNBC was on commercial. I got treated to "Nuclear wessels"Clearly you are winning election day.Serious.
Shirley Ujest: Nate Silver is our Shepard.He will lead us through the Valley of Darkness.He will give us comfort from the Screaming Harpies.He will bless us with his Statistical skills.He will guide us with reason, logic and math.He will comfort us in time of biased partisan bickering.Nate Silver will show us the way. I harbor jealousy and resentment for those who understand mathematics better than I do.
organizmx: In Southern Florida and Northern Virginia, two heavily Democratic areas in two important swing states, people are STILL waiting in line - for up to four hours. They say Obama's reelection chances may hinge on how long people are willing to wait. How the hell does this happen in 2012 in America?
In Maryland, same-sex marriage referendum is currently up 58-42.- Brian Fung (@b_fung) November 7, 2012
In Maryland, same-sex marriage referendum is currently up 58-42.
bulldg4life: I'm sorry, but Megyn Kelly is f*cking gorgeous.I'm not really in to blondes and I'm not sure I could deal with it if her political views matched her on-screen persona...but I would make an effort to put up with it.
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roflmaonow: How the heck does FL go from 55% reporting to 50% reporting. WTF?
I_C_Weener: GAT_00: robsul82: FL: Romney +93923, 51% reporting (CNN)That's one hell of a flip.Early votes were huge for O and counts on those were returned earlier. Election day votes are coming in now. That is the explanation I received.
robsul82: FL: Romney +93923, 51% reporting (CNN)
Chabash: Okay Farkers, I need a good reply to this that completely cuts away the argument of the person that posted this statement."I am still astonished and embarrassed that my home states of Washington and Oregon consistently choose statism over freedom. What happened to the pioneering spirit, the individual responsibility and self-reliance that settled and founded these states?"
Pray 4 Mojo: When do we get to re-hash the recent Electoral College thread? The one with all the liberal/big city folks talking about how it's time to do away the crutch that the derp infested fly-over States (and Republicans) need to compete in the election?It ain't over... but it's looking like you might want to rethink your position sparky.
Iceberg659: Yes! Yes! Freepers are mad at Fox for some reason now. Glorious.
If Obama wins NV and CO on top of IA he doesn't need OH, FL or VA- Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) November 7, 2012
If Obama wins NV and CO on top of IA he doesn't need OH, FL or VA
Summoner101: Well, Obama is leading in OR, CO, IA, and NV. That puts him at 271. No need for OH or FL.
BREAKING: Miami-Dade Elections: 18,000 absentee ballots still to be processed. They'll get the count "sometime tomorrow." #heraldvote"- The Miami Herald (@MiamiHerald) November 7, 2012
BREAKING: Miami-Dade Elections: 18,000 absentee ballots still to be processed. They'll get the count "sometime tomorrow." #heraldvote"
Mitt Romneys Tax Return: Weaver95: Just got back in from Democratic party HQ. VERY jubilant crowd there tonight, much rejoicing and happiness out of everyone. we kicked Romney's ass in Pa.Great job, weav, congratulations!
VERY good effort in Pa tonight!we WON! muahahahahaa!- Weaver95 (@weaverXP)
VERY good effort in Pa tonight!we WON! muahahahahaa!
roflmaonow: How do they give California to the dems when 0% is reporting? Not biatching, curious.
TommyymmoT: Freepers are crying fraud.
ExperianScaresCthulhu: spongeboob: So no one in Romney's bunker is answering telephone calls, that says everything.That goes a lot deeper than not making a comment about the race,All I can say is, 'Good'. The White Horse needs to be broughtback to earth.
Weaver95: Just got back in from Democratic party HQ. VERY jubilant crowd there tonight, much rejoicing and happiness out of everyone. we kicked Romney's ass in Pa.
WTFDYW: GAT_00: WTFDYW: GAT_00: robsul82: FL: Romney +93923, 51% reporting (CNN)That's one hell of a flip.how did your test go?Good actually, thanks for asking. I'm happy with it. Won't know for a few days at least but I'm not worried.I'm sure you did well
JerseyTim: The Daily Show just went live! They've got Patrick Stewart reporting!
stiletto_the_wise: dantre: MORE FREEPER QUOTES PLEASE!!!!!To: RushIsTheManI am remaining positive, but this much is clear:It is time for a major, major housecleaning in the GOP.However, for the sake of party unity, especially now, I won't, pardon the pun, "name names" as of yet.1,021 posted on Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:54:26 PM by Absolutely Nobama (The Doomsday Clock is at 11:59:00......tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock.....)In other words, purge more moderates, and we will SURELY win the majority over!
gadian: Sorry newshounds, you don't get to tell me what the election is about. I tell you what the election is about.
VoodooTaco: DAILYSHOW!?!?! WHAT THE FARK!?!?!
shower_in_my_socks: AP just called NC for Romney.
WTFDYW: GAT_00: robsul82: FL: Romney +93923, 51% reporting (CNN)That's one hell of a flip.how did your test go?
dgames: I'm calling FL for Obama. The big numbers are still coming out of blue counties. Rmoney's not coming back. Book it! Cook it! Ding! It's done!
vygramul: VA 2275/2588 precincts reportingRomney: 1,456,543Obama: 1,441,333
MuCow: kumanoki: silgryphon: MuCow: For some strange reason, I really wanna see FL blue.I wanna see GA go blue somedayGoddamn me, too, sonCan I add Texas?
CygnusDarius: Now Fox is saying that the Jewish-American vote in Florida will cost Obama the election.What?.
InmanRoshi: star_topology: Rove on Fox.Talk about someone who's sweating bullets. He's going to get a lot of angry phone calls tmw from millionaires and billionaires asking what the fark he did with their money.
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dethmagnetic: Todd "Rape" Akin concession speech live on local TV here in KC./schadenfreude
badLogic: Fox is pushing the narritive that the GOP did not go hard enough right. lol
almandot: I wanted Arizona to go Democrat so badly while I was at school there. It just couldn't get over the hump no matter how close it felt like it might be getting in 2000/04. Oh well.
verbaltoxin: verbaltoxin: M055 C0v3r3d Thr33 H4nd73d F4m1ly Gr3dunz4Doesn't matter; still champion.[i.imgur.com image 640x360]CNN showing Obama up 57-43% in IA
AverageAmericanGuy: pissedoffmick: Anyone have a good link to what metrics trigger an automatic recount in Florida?Obama losing will trigger an automatic recount.
robsul82: FL: Obama +35880, 90% reporting (CNN)
Sid_6.7: OHIO WTF WHO CARES ABOUT ANYWHERE ELSE?!?FOCUS ON OHIO/drunk
tomWright: robsul82: OH: Obama +88774, 64% reporting (CNN)That lead seems to be steadily shrinking, or am I missing something?
Stoutpants: Summoner101: Pastor of Muppets: The fact that it takes people 3-4 or more hours in line to vote in 21st century America is shameful.To those in VA and FL still standing in line at nearly 11pm EDT, you guys are awesome.Well, you can have the more tedious process, but more reliable paper ballots, or you can have the quicker but less reliable electronic voting machines.Why they haven't made a reliable electronic voting machine with paper ballot receipt, I have no idea.I had a paper ballot that was fed into a scantron. It's like a receipt in reverse.
Zerochance: Where is randomjsa? Guess he must be having those chest pains looked into.
NobleHam: Holy shiat. Diane Sawyer really DOES seem drunk.
verbaltoxin: NBC calls Minnesota for Obama.
Martian_Astronomer: King Something: Strangely, Santa Rosa County hasn't released any numbers yet.That's the only thing that's worrying me about FL. If the panhandle trends 75% red, that's probably another 70-80K Romney votes. That's probably the only reason the state's too close to call now, what with Miami-Dade being the only other county that's slow in coming.
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verbaltoxin: M055 C0v3r3d Thr33 H4nd73d F4m1ly Gr3dunz4
badLogic: Fox is pushing the narritive that the GOP did not go hard enough right. lol
GAT_00: Boehner is already being a cock and saying no new taxes.
ghall3: star_topology: I hadn't come to this realization until now, but the outcome of this election will dramatically affect my happiness at the workplace. As the only "blue" in the office (of 20) who predicted an Obama win--and landslide, it might be hard to keep a straight face tomorrow morning, if things continue the way they are.Anyone else in the same boat? Red or blue?Exact same boat. I'm in MO at the moment working for a large defense contractor....guess which side of things they fell on....However, I will enjoy it immensely. The only problem is wondering how people who are ostensibly good at math could have thought without a shadow of a doubt that Romney was getting 320+ EVs
vonschiller: Freeperland is freaking the fark out....Good luck freepers..I am going to bed.Tonight has become a worst case scenario.Romney will lose in my opinion and the senate losses seem to be devastating. Every race that seemed to be close is going to Obama and the democrats. I congratulate them...Tomorrow I will try to figure out where the Republican party is headed and see if can be resurrected.I know that in the future if we put two white men on the presidential ballots then we we will suffer the same ignominy of defeat. I cannot concieve that Obamacare will become the law of the land .However the people have spoken and I will accept their decision....
God Is My Co-Pirate: Help a Canuck out: what's the number needed for a recount to happen in Florida?
star_topology: Rove on Fox.
Testiclaw: JOHN BONER: "VOTE TONIGHT DOESN'T MEAN A MANDATE FOR NEW TAXES"Fark you, boner bobbler.
DamnYankees: GAT_00: DamnYankees: robsul82: OH: Obama +80752, 56% reporting (CNN)Please tell me there is some Dem stronghold which still hasn't reported. I don't like this,.Hamilton County, 18%.Cuyahoga, 9%.Stark and Summit at 20%.Gorgeous.
star_topology: I hadn't come to this realization until now, but the outcome of this election will dramatically affect my happiness at the workplace. As the only "blue" in the office (of 20) who predicted an Obama win--and landslide, it might be hard to keep a straight face tomorrow morning, if things continue the way they are.Anyone else in the same boat? Red or blue?
Goodfella: [www.bitterwallet.com image 498x276]So how long until someone does the Mitch Romney version of 'Downfall' on youtubes?
Shadow Blasko: verbaltoxin: silgryphon: They are really reaching on Fox news.The Narrative must feed. It's hungry, it's always hungry! It just can't stop eating![i.imgur.com image 640x279]Oh man .. What is that from.. That just stirred some deep repressed terror in me.
kevinatilusa: CNN Election coverage is sponsored by the American Petroleum Institute? Really?
Chupacabra Sandwich: Alright folks, what time is Obama going to be declared the winner. if you hit it on the head. I'll give buy you a pizza.
IlGreven: Obama's lead climbing a bit. Now up to 90k according to CNN.com.
Bontesla: Fark has survived Election Night 2012*Pretty impressive considering it went down mid-debate on nearly every single debate.
fqhollis: Colorado's Marijuana Amendment: Current countYes: 52.41% (680,796)No: 47.59% (618,218)No indication on the Sec of State's site as to how much of the vote this is, but bong futures are through the roof.
DamnYankees: He strikes me as someone who literally would not concede. He'd just refuse to speak tonight.
Tyrone Slothrop: From NPR: "My concern for this nation grows greater," defeated Senate candidate Richard Mourdock says, tearfully. NPR's Sonari Glinton reports that the GOP candidate says he was "attacked for standing for my principles."That's because your principles are horrible.
Fair_Poopsmith: Florida, if you pull this off, we're square. I can even agree to overlook International Drive.
AverageAmericanGuy: GAT_00: Obama's closing the gap in Virginia, under a 70,000 vote margin.Obama... Virginia... Gap... Closing...something something...It was funnier in my head
culebra: Less than an hour until Obama is declared winner.
Prophetica Insipia: Blue_Blazer: culebra: Less than an hour until Obama is declared winner.Just in time for Daily Show!!!!It films at 6:00.
Thunderpipes: Pounded 6 beers in the last 16 minutes.Ya, Obama is gonna win. Thus begins the end.In 4 years, I will be asking you guys what your plan is for the 22 trillion dollar deficit, you will just say "tax the rich!". Cycle.... continues........Congrats, and at least get drunk, wusses.
Hiro-ACiD: paj: BigLuca: This just posted ... CNN is projecting Obama win in Nova ScotiaHell, the National Post poll the other day had Obama winning by a lot in Alberta!Canada is far to the left of America because we're not crazy-stupid. 90% of Canada would vote for Obama according to what I heard on the CBC radio today.. hardly surprising considering our Official Opposition party is the "socialist" New Democratic Party (the party responsible for bringing Universal Healthcare to the nation).The Freepers are in for a helluva shock if they ever learn anything about Canada.
King Something: Strangely, Santa Rosa County hasn't released any numbers yet.