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(Fark)   Will Cthulhu defeat Megatron? Your official "Okay, results are coming out now" 2012 election thread   ( divider line
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2012-11-06 08:31:13 PM  

pivazena: I can't believe how farking nervous i am right now. i'm shivering, i'm so nervous. I should have bought more beer

I made sure I was well stocked. But I feel ya.

/palms are a little sweaty
//f'in FL
2012-11-06 08:31:17 PM  
I really miss FreepImpact right now.
2012-11-06 08:31:19 PM  
Wow. I just saw a commerical of China conquering America. Which played 4 years ago.

Are people really this desperate?
2012-11-06 08:31:21 PM  

Girl On Couch: Bartleby the Scrivener: Im not wearing any underpants.

Film at 11.

Oooooh what channel?

2012-11-06 08:31:22 PM  

robsul82: FL: Obama +6536, 50% reporting (CNN)

The longer this stays 50-50 the more it reinforces Nate Silver's weighting on the polls and their averages.
2012-11-06 08:31:23 PM  
FL: Obama +154735, 56% reporting (CNN)
2012-11-06 08:31:23 PM  
BBC: Obama 77. Romney 63
2012-11-06 08:31:27 PM  
CNN on FL - 51-48 Obama, 56& in.
2012-11-06 08:31:30 PM  
Projecting Murphy in CT. Suck it Linda!
2012-11-06 08:31:32 PM  
I'm glad I did early voting
2012-11-06 08:31:32 PM  

Omahawg: it's madness! ALL MADNESS!!!

You sound very Charlton-Heston-getting-hosed-by-an-ape-y.
2012-11-06 08:31:33 PM  
You're going to be able to buy liquor on Lane Ave. in Upper Arlington, Ohio soon. Democracy in action.
2012-11-06 08:31:38 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Ego edo infantia cattus: I like them both so much, I checked both of the boxes.

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Wouldn't it be great if it were a tie, and we just let them take turns being president?

That dude is handsome as shiat

2012-11-06 08:31:45 PM  
Will Nate Silver update his prediction as results come in or what?
2012-11-06 08:31:46 PM  

Laikabot: I voted for Darryl from The Walking Dead.

We are voting for the sexiest guy on tv, right?

Yeah, he's got that "I may just whoop your ass woman" thing going for him.
2012-11-06 08:31:48 PM  
The Associated Press @AP

AP RACE CALL: Democrat Chris Murphy wins Senate seat in Connecticut.
2012-11-06 08:31:48 PM  
If Obama wins with his current 47% popular vote, will that fit into the fark definition of irony?
2012-11-06 08:31:52 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Igor Jakovsky: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Linda McMahon losing 90/10 BAW GAHD KING THAT WOMAN HAS A FAMILY!

I expect a run in from HHH anytime now.

And Paul Wellstone in Sting makeup dropping from the rafters.
2012-11-06 08:31:56 PM  

Greil: Greil: d-fens99: Who among us is brave enough to face the derp over at freerepublic and see what they're saying?

I shall go.

*dons armor*


oh god oh god oh god WHY DID I DO THAT?!

Levity aside, they're active but the derp isn't even at cruising speed yet. Romney's early calls have set them to "calm" for the moment. They are panincking over the number of women voting though.

Thank ya!

/Have a brew. Get ready to don the kevlar I to wade back in two hours from now.
2012-11-06 08:31:58 PM  
Huffpo has Romney up in PA? Wtf?
2012-11-06 08:32:00 PM  

Glenford: CBC News just showed Ohio - Obama 59%, Romney 40%. No number on polls reporting

2012-11-06 08:32:04 PM  

roflmaonow: How the heck does FL go from 55% reporting to 50% reporting. WTF?

Don't ask.

America's not burning to the ground with either of these guys in office. It's not going to be its best either.
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2012-11-06 08:32:04 PM  

Clowns are a Ten: bdub77: WTF is up with the florida reporting - now Obama ahead w/55% in florida.

They farked up a big county.

And Dreams Stay With You
2012-11-06 08:32:05 PM  
Murphy wins CT!
2012-11-06 08:32:05 PM  

mrshowrules: What's happening in Freeperland?

They're quietly and respectfully accepting the fact that their extremely partisan viewpoint may not be shared by the majority of Americans, and that they might be wrong.

Just kidding! They're turning on themselves and us like craven animals.
2012-11-06 08:32:05 PM  

zomega: Okay, someone pass me the alcohol; I will be nervous until we hit 270.

How's Ohio, Virginia and Florida doing?

According to HP, Ohio's still leaning blue, Jerry Falwell's ghost still haunts VA, and the Florida tag will remain on Fark forever.
2012-11-06 08:32:07 PM  
OH: Obama +216850, 20% reporting (CNN)
2012-11-06 08:32:09 PM  
OMG ARKANSAS WENT FOR ROMNEY!!! *faints against couch*
2012-11-06 08:32:09 PM  
Maddow: "The great state of Arkansas"

Proof that MSNBC stretches the truth too
2012-11-06 08:32:10 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: olddinosaur: I voted for Johnson to send them a message.

My State is so red, Obamavich doesn't stand a chance, but I don't like the other guy either.

Any Farkers in the same boat should consider doing what I did.

That's what I did. I voted a straight libertarian ticket (had to write myself in a few times to do it). Idaho is as red as they come so its about getting numbers for the big L for hte next go around

I voted straight-ticket Working Families. 'Course, that's pretty much a vote for Dems, with one or two exceptions.
2012-11-06 08:32:11 PM  
FL 55% O+153K
OH 20% O+212K

Via Fox News
2012-11-06 08:32:12 PM  
Linda's going to slap JR monday night.
2012-11-06 08:32:13 PM  

robsul82: CNN projects Arkansas and Tennessee for Mitt Romney. Derrrr.

That is actually funny in a way. Talking about voting against your own interest.
2012-11-06 08:32:14 PM  
2012-11-06 08:32:19 PM  
MSNBC just called the Senate race in Ct for Murphy (D)
2012-11-06 08:32:23 PM  

robsul82: CNN projects Arkansas and Tennessee for Mitt Romney. Derrrr.

It's showing 0% reporting on the CNN thingy for Arkansas. How can they call it?
2012-11-06 08:32:29 PM  
Suck it, wrestler lady! You just wasted $100 million.
2012-11-06 08:32:32 PM  
Arkansas: For Romney

Chris Murphy WINS CT Senate Seat

2012-11-06 08:32:34 PM  
Down in NC, ahead in FL/OH. My 332 prediction so far holding up. CMON!
2012-11-06 08:32:38 PM  
No chance in hell for Linda McMahon.
2012-11-06 08:32:41 PM  

paj: Fox calls Arkansas for Romney.

I could have called that the moment the polls opened.
2012-11-06 08:32:42 PM  

WizardofToast: Wow. I just saw a commerical of China conquering America. Which played 4 years ago.

Are people really this desperate?

I saw it when I was watching 60 Mintues the other night.

In other words, yes.
2012-11-06 08:32:44 PM  
HAHAHAHA, fark you Linda!
2012-11-06 08:32:44 PM  
watchign CNNN and drinkg whenvr Wiolf says EVER Y VOTE COU TS!!!
2012-11-06 08:32:47 PM  

FlashHarry: Huffpo has Romney up in PA? Wtf?

1% reporting
2012-11-06 08:32:47 PM  
Oh, CNN, wow you suck...
2012-11-06 08:32:51 PM  
Hahaha, after sinking millions of dollars in the race, Linda McMahon lost in CT.
2012-11-06 08:32:52 PM  
So, Google/AP has Florida with 30% reporting, both candidates with around 2.5 million votes.
But, NBC has 55% reporting with same number.

Google/AP has Romney up, NBC has Obama up.

Thanks a lot, Florida.
2012-11-06 08:32:56 PM  
Linda McMahon got body slammed
2012-11-06 08:33:00 PM  
Wolf keeps telling us how very very early it is at 35%, 54% etc.. back in the day they'd call a state at 2% :P
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