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2012-11-06 08:28:43 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: I don't have popcorn, but I do have glazed radishes.

That counts, right?


lh3.googleusercontent.com
"People love fruit. I will never understand it. It is not that good!"
 
2012-11-06 08:28:44 PM
What's happening in Freeperland?
 
paj
2012-11-06 08:28:45 PM
Anyone have a big list of places to get numbers?
 
2012-11-06 08:28:45 PM
Man... I have already put a serious hurt on this liter of Captain Morgan.

Stop it Florida... My liver cant take this much.
 
2012-11-06 08:28:47 PM
Obama still in the lead in SC, somewhat humorously.
 
2012-11-06 08:28:48 PM

mayIFark: WTF is wrong with VA? Or is it that all rural area reported so far?


There are people in line in Prince William County who they say aren't going to get to vote until 10 PM given how many are still waiting. So yes, it's exactly that.
 
2012-11-06 08:28:49 PM
FL: Obama up by 130,000 with 55% in (MSNBC)
 
2012-11-06 08:28:51 PM
Nader isn't even showing up in any of these returns... this is all bullshiat.
 
2012-11-06 08:29:00 PM

Rwa2play: robsul82: FL: Obama +6536, 50% reporting (CNN)

1 sec~!

*shakes fists*


It's ok, CNN shakes their magic 8-ball every 30 seconds lowers the vote count in Florida. Romney will get the lead back with 45% votes in.
 
2012-11-06 08:29:01 PM

DamnYankees: Fizpez: Ohio is 60% Obama 40% RMoney with all the big cities but Columbus in.

I don't like that. Doesn't feel like a big enough lead with all the cities in.


The votes in the rural coal counties (near WV) are almost a toss-up - Romney is screwed in Ohio.
 
2012-11-06 08:29:01 PM
ESPN now reporting that Lebron is up +1.4% in FL, but they don't believe he's going to carry Ohio
 
2012-11-06 08:29:04 PM
I'm still at work and was kinda tired before this thread... but damn this thread has 4 cans of equal part red bull and cray cray!!
 
2012-11-06 08:29:04 PM

olddinosaur: I voted for Johnson to send them a message.

My State is so red, Obamavich doesn't stand a chance, but I don't like the other guy either.

Any Farkers in the same boat should consider doing what I did.


That's what I did. I voted a straight libertarian ticket (had to write myself in a few times to do it). Idaho is as red as they come so its about getting numbers for the big L for hte next go around
 
2012-11-06 08:29:11 PM

earthwirm: Romney will win Florida and Virginia. Book it. Done.


But... but.. Nate Silver says 79% chance for VA and 50.3% for Barry to take FL.

/I don't feel so good.
 
2012-11-06 08:29:17 PM

vygramul: If Obama wins I can guarantee you that within a week banks will close and soldiers will be marching in the streets.

Of course, it'll be Veterans Day.


i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-11-06 08:29:18 PM

Glenford: They just showed the Florida ballot on CBC. WTF? An 11x17 sheet, double-sided for a ballot?


Two of them, in my county.
 
2012-11-06 08:29:22 PM

roflmaonow: How the heck does FL go from 55% reporting to 50% reporting. WTF?


I'm seeing a lot of maps jump around/back when I refresh. Pretty sure it's just a result of load balancing and CDN caching delays.
 
2012-11-06 08:29:25 PM
www.linuxpyro.tk
 
2012-11-06 08:29:25 PM

DamnYankees: mayIFark: WTF is wrong with VA? Or is it that all rural area reported so far?

It's all rural. Northern VA, which is Democratic, takes FOREVER to report.


Gonna be a bad year. Lots of unhappy WASPs who couldn't say why...
 
2012-11-06 08:29:32 PM
Was Ryan still running for his seat in Wisconsin?

If yes, how did that go?

Has anyone seen that rascal lately?
 
2012-11-06 08:29:34 PM
WTF is up with the florida reporting - now Obama ahead w/55% in florida.
 
2012-11-06 08:29:40 PM
Come on Ohio show us your titties.
 
2012-11-06 08:29:46 PM
NYT reporting pretty sizeable Obama lead in Ohio. If he gets that, it's basically over right?
 
2012-11-06 08:29:46 PM

Bartleby the Scrivener: Im not wearing any underpants.

Film at 11.


Oooooh what channel?
 
2012-11-06 08:29:48 PM

hutchkc: serpent_sky: MSNBC just flashed Todd Akin in the lead in his Senate race. How the hell is that even remotely possible?

People in podunt have less votes to count than KC and STL. Akin doesn't stand a chance.


This... go look at county by county maps before getting worried... 1% of the state is in and it is inland inbred areas... not to worry.
 
2012-11-06 08:29:49 PM
David Plouffe looks like a Republican.
 
2012-11-06 08:29:49 PM
Why do I have a feeling that Gary Johnson is going to be a Ross Perot-type character for this election?
 
2012-11-06 08:29:50 PM

Shirley Ujest: This is quite stressful.


I was much smarter 4 years ago, waiting out the election results in a bar. I should have at least bought a bottle of wine tonight.
 
2012-11-06 08:29:53 PM
The CNN estimated % for Florida has more ups and downs than a Chumbawumba song
 
2012-11-06 08:29:55 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-06 08:29:57 PM

Relatively Obscure: TV's Vinnie: I hope not. I want to laugh my ass off so hard at this fat sow tomorrow morning.

Britt D! @brittd1178

I apologize for anything inappropriate that was said! I made a mistake and I take full action for that! I'm sorry



See? It's all cool, now.


I hate when I'm talking on my tweeters all like, "hey man what's up" and then all the sudden OOPS "fark the nigs!" It can be so embarrassing!
 
2012-11-06 08:30:07 PM

Greil: Greil: d-fens99: Who among us is brave enough to face the derp over at freerepublic and see what they're saying?

I shall go.

*dons armor*

*leaves*


oh god oh god oh god WHY DID I DO THAT?!

Levity aside, they're active but the derp isn't even at cruising speed yet. Romney's early calls have set them to "calm" for the moment. They are panincking over the number of women voting though.


You are a brave soul. I grant +2 internets to you.
 
2012-11-06 08:30:08 PM
Obama leading Florida and now Romney leading Virginia.

Topsy turvy.
 
2012-11-06 08:30:08 PM

Irving Maimway: Fox News has spent the last 20 minutes making excuses why Romney will lose.

This is bad news....


Depends on which way you look at it, I suppose.
 
2012-11-06 08:30:09 PM

mayIFark: I liked it much better when Obama was ahead in FL.

Lets just win FL early and call it an early night.

GOBAMA.


Win Virginia or Florida and it will be an easy win. You don't need both.
 
2012-11-06 08:30:13 PM
Ok, farkers, do you remember what time McCain gave his concession speech in 2008? Was it after the west coast polls closed? Was it at midnight Eastern time? I know it wasn't the next day because it was at night. Teh googlez is not helping.
 
2012-11-06 08:30:13 PM

nyrkah1: Testiclaw: ISO15693: Well, NBC just called the presidency for Romney. Wow.

WTF?

Drew created the ignore button for a reason.

/just sayin'


:D
 
2012-11-06 08:30:14 PM
These are early returns, kids.
Steady, steady.
 
2012-11-06 08:30:29 PM
OMG Tennessee Arkansas lost for Obama it's all over!
 
2012-11-06 08:30:35 PM
CNN projects Arkansas and Tennessee for Mitt Romney. Derrrr.
 
paj
2012-11-06 08:30:37 PM
Fox calls Arkansas for Romney.
 
2012-11-06 08:30:40 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: Hickory-smoked: [Fark might delete this post... ]

please don't delete this mods


That tweet is FROM a mod.
 
2012-11-06 08:30:41 PM

bdub77: WTF is up with the florida reporting - now Obama ahead w/55% in florida.


They farked up a big county.
 
2012-11-06 08:30:44 PM
And another! 64-65
 
2012-11-06 08:30:44 PM

Testiclaw: Relatively Obscure: TV's Vinnie: I hope not. I want to laugh my ass off so hard at this fat sow tomorrow morning.

Britt D! @brittd1178

I apologize for anything inappropriate that was said! I made a mistake and I take full action for that! I'm sorry



See? It's all cool, now.

I hate when I'm talking on my tweeters all like, "hey man what's up" and then all the sudden OOPS "fark the nigs!" It can be so embarrassing!


Probably one of the most common typos, really.
 
2012-11-06 08:30:49 PM
James Wolcott @JamesWolcott

Memo to Republicans: Try running fewer rape philosophers next time.
 
2012-11-06 08:30:52 PM
CBC News just showed Ohio - Obama 59%, Romney 40%. No number on polls reporting
 
2012-11-06 08:30:59 PM
The Broward County numbers were just fixed! They originally had it 72% for Romney, then they took them down. Now they're back up with the same numbers but reversed, 72% for Obama. Makes him about +150k!
 
2012-11-06 08:31:02 PM

bloobeary: It's not just a dead heat. They had 53% in a little while ago. Now it says 50%.

That's the wrong direction.



Proof of a theory I've had for a while that election results before 10 pm are bullshiat.
 
2012-11-06 08:31:06 PM
In about 15 minutes I have to head out and wont be back until about 10pm, driving, so I cant check back. ARGH!
 
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