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(Daily Mail)   The secret behind Victoria's Secret models pre-show routine. That's weird. The article seems to have left out all the sammiches   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 38
    More: Unlikely, Adriana Lima, Victoria's Secret, jewellery designer, WWD, Swarovski, velvet, Bruno Mars, Miranda Kerr  
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2012-11-06 07:19:47 PM  
The secret behind Victoria's Secret models pre-show routine. That's weird. The article seems to have left out all the sammiches

Or any accompanying birdemics.
 
2012-11-06 07:28:10 PM  
I was hoping for something more model-lesbo-orgy-ish.
 
2012-11-06 07:28:16 PM  
Hello, bombshell hangar.
 
2012-11-06 07:28:23 PM  
Sharp knees... sharp knees everywhere...
 
2012-11-06 07:34:55 PM  
Ready for the big WTF?

.
.

Adriana Lima is a mother.
 
2012-11-06 08:06:05 PM  

Apos: Hello, bombshell hangar.


www.pcairport.net
 
2012-11-06 08:09:42 PM  

MrEricSir: Ready for the big WTF?

.
.

Adriana Lima is a mother.


Hoax. All men know pregnancy turns all women into big fat cows with stretchmarks and saggy boobs.
 
2012-11-06 08:16:27 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Apos: Hello, bombshell hangar.

[www.pcairport.net image 610x301]


I actually meant....

m.webstaurantstore.com



....but thanks for tactfully pointing out my spelling error.
 
2012-11-06 08:20:28 PM  

Apos: Quantum Apostrophe: Apos: Hello, bombshell hangar.

[www.pcairport.net image 610x301]

I actually meant....

[m.webstaurantstore.com image 300x300]



....but thanks for tactfully pointing out my spelling error.


If we stuck to pictures there wouldn't be any spelling errors.
 
2012-11-06 08:50:53 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Apos: Quantum Apostrophe: Apos: Hello, bombshell hangar.

[www.pcairport.net image 610x301]

I actually meant....

[m.webstaurantstore.com image 300x300]



....but thanks for tactfully pointing out my spelling error.

If we stuck to pictures there wouldn't be any spelling errors.


Not enough pics in here though, sue speling arrors it's is!
 
2012-11-06 09:01:00 PM  
www.dailystab.com 

limewedge.net  

data.whicdn.com
 
2012-11-06 09:10:31 PM  

MrEricSir: Ready for the big WTF?

.
.

Adriana Lima is a hooker.


ftfy
 
2012-11-06 09:12:42 PM  
Adriana looks great here.
i.dailymail.co.uk
It's a nice midway point between the unattainable
i.dailymail.co.uk
and this...
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-06 11:13:05 PM  
Do they warm up with pillow fights?
 
2012-11-07 12:23:53 AM  

farkingismybusiness: Adriana looks great here.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
It's a nice midway point between the unattainable
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x728]
and this...
[24.media.tumblr.com image 512x384]


I'm not normally one to point out the sharp knees, but that middle picture does a pretty good job of highlighting her 1:1 waist:hip ratio.
 
2012-11-07 12:46:40 AM  

MrEricSir: Ready for the big WTF?


Adriana Lima is a mother.



Thanks, I would never have learned that from TFA!!

Oh wait, it did mention it. It even said she had her second child two months ago.
 
2012-11-07 12:58:56 AM  

Rambino: farkingismybusiness: Adriana looks great here.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
It's a nice midway point between the unattainable
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x728]
and this...
[24.media.tumblr.com image 512x384]

I'm not normally one to point out the sharp knees, but that middle picture does a pretty good job of highlighting her 1:1 waist:hip ratio.


Yeah. That is a terrible pic. I'm lazy and just used one from the article. Google her. She's gorgeous.
 
2012-11-07 01:46:32 AM  

2words1finger: The sad thing is that these little stick-women actually believe they are attractive. The even-sadder thing is that there are so many men out there who agree with them.


Wouldn't that mean by the very definition that they were in fact attractive? If everyone seems to be in agreement? Or, are people only attractive when the fatties have given their official nod of approval?
 
2012-11-07 01:48:50 AM  

Wolf892: 2words1finger: The sad thing is that these little stick-women actually believe they are attractive. The even-sadder thing is that there are so many men out there who agree with them.

Wouldn't that mean by the very definition that they were in fact attractive? If everyone seems to be in agreement? Or, are people only attractive when the fatties have given their official nod of approval?


Don't crush his little worldview. The girl he's banging is hotter than a supermodel!
 
2012-11-07 02:27:32 AM  

Rambino: farkingismybusiness: Adriana looks great here.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
It's a nice midway point between the unattainable
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x728]
and this...
[24.media.tumblr.com image 512x384]

I'm not normally one to point out the sharp knees, but that middle picture does a pretty good job of highlighting her 1:1 waist:hip ratio.


Better than a 2:1 ratio, though.
 
2012-11-07 02:31:42 AM  

rekraFlatoT: MrEricSir: Ready for the big WTF?


Adriana Lima is a hooker.


Thanks, I would never have learned that from TFA!!

Oh wait, it did mention it. It even said she had her second child two months ago.


good thing her uterus didn't flop out on the runway like a changepurse
 
2012-11-07 02:41:31 AM  

rekraFlatoT: Thanks, I would never have learned that from TFA!!


Wait, there were words in the article? You sure about that?
 
2012-11-07 03:27:18 AM  

2words1finger: The sad thing is that these little stick-women actually believe they are attractive. The even-sadder thing is that there are so many men out there who agree with them.


it's sad how many people believe what society impresses upon them or what TV tells them. it's like they never take 10 minutes to define their own tastes. Mrs.Kritter actually thinks Sarah Jessica Parker is attractive because she is on a TV show.
 
2012-11-07 05:46:57 AM  

MrEricSir: rekraFlatoT: Thanks, I would never have learned that from TFA!!

Wait, there were words in the article? You sure about that?


Yes, words are the boring "ipsum lorum" stuff you scroll past between the pictures. The more you know :)
 
2012-11-07 06:28:30 AM  
More pics....please

/If I wanted to read, I would learn brail and study the bumps on my penis.
 
2012-11-07 06:45:13 AM  
Hot skinny and fit women boxing? Good lord, boner.
 
2012-11-07 07:39:59 AM  

ingineervt: More pics....please

/If I wanted to read, I would learn brail and study the bumps on my penis.


Eww! You have picklepenis?
 
2012-11-07 08:21:05 AM  
"You get out what you put in!"

All that and more, baby. All that and more.
 
2012-11-07 08:27:00 AM  
you guys can sharp knees all you want. I am going to go think naughty thoughts about the hot VS models
/you guys are totally being hogaymos
//nttiawwt
 
2012-11-07 09:04:07 AM  
Not know them at all, so I can not comment on their personality...

But, I am loving my slightly overweight partner with a super active libido.
Would not walk away from her for a chance at any one of these women.

/really
//honestly
 
2012-11-07 09:42:27 AM  

BHShaman: Not know them at all, so I can not comment on their personality...

But, I am loving my slightly overweight partner with a super active libido.
Would not walk away from her for a chance at any one of these women.

/really
//honestly


pics or it didn't happen
/let me guess she is from canada
//we wouldn't know her
 
2012-11-07 11:01:01 AM  
One of those pics is borderline NSFW with a clear see through dress. I'm not complaining or anything :)
 
2012-11-07 12:31:09 PM  

HotWingAgenda: Rambino: farkingismybusiness: Adriana looks great here.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
It's a nice midway point between the unattainable
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x728]
and this...
[24.media.tumblr.com image 512x384]

I'm not normally one to point out the sharp knees, but that middle picture does a pretty good job of highlighting her 1:1 waist:hip ratio.

Better than a 2:1 ratio, though.


www.failedhumor.com

Maybe.
 
2012-11-07 04:17:37 PM  

Fano: HotWingAgenda: Rambino: farkingismybusiness: Adriana looks great here.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
It's a nice midway point between the unattainable
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x728]
and this...
[24.media.tumblr.com image 512x384]

I'm not normally one to point out the sharp knees, but that middle picture does a pretty good job of highlighting her 1:1 waist:hip ratio.

Better than a 2:1 ratio, though.

[www.failedhumor.com image 477x382]

Maybe.


holy smokes
 
2012-11-07 05:51:08 PM  

rekraFlatoT: MrEricSir: rekraFlatoT: Thanks, I would never have learned that from TFA!!

Wait, there were words in the article? You sure about that?

Yes, words are the boring "ipsum lorum" stuff you scroll past between the pictures. The more you know :)


or lorem ipsum

/ pedant that corrects someone else's gibberish.
// but, I like to keep the gibberish ordered to maintain the connection to Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit...   from which the gibberish is derived
 
2012-11-08 12:07:09 AM  
kungfu jesus with a side of lime:

pics or it didn't happen


Geocache
Yep, she does geekie outdoor stuff too.

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-11-08 12:27:53 AM  

Fano: HotWingAgenda: Rambino: farkingismybusiness: Adriana looks great here.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
It's a nice midway point between the unattainable
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x728]
and this...
[24.media.tumblr.com image 512x384]

I'm not normally one to point out the sharp knees, but that middle picture does a pretty good job of highlighting her 1:1 waist:hip ratio.

Better than a 2:1 ratio, though.

[www.failedhumor.com image 477x382]

Maybe.


Hate to burst your math bubble, but that's a 1:2 waist to hip ratio, not 2:1.
 
2012-11-08 01:03:24 PM  

BHShaman: kungfu jesus with a side of lime:

pics or it didn't happen


Geocache
Yep, she does geekie outdoor stuff too.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]


clearly a picture of a guy with long hair. Its eaither you or your boyfriend. Give us a proper pic
 
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