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(Daily Mail)   Hanging out at Wal-Mart, flashing your breast implants at shoppers and spitting blood at cops isn't how you go through life, son   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 58
    More: Dumbass, jamie, Wal-Mart, Lackawanna County, human feces, wheel spats, tongue  
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2012-11-06 06:58:48 PM  
NEPA represented well as usual
 
2012-11-06 08:48:28 PM  
Sounds like someone skipped her meds and several therapist visits ...
 
2012-11-06 09:13:18 PM  
Love the headline, subby. Don't need to RTFA.
 
2012-11-06 09:18:45 PM  
"Making terroristic threats" == the new "resisting arrest".

Note that (s)he (preference not stated) was *not* charged with indecent exposure...
 
2012-11-06 09:22:22 PM  

Sgt.Zim: "Making terroristic threats" == the new "resisting arrest".

Note that (s)he (preference not stated) was *not* charged with indecent exposure...


The guy must have killer boobs to get making terroristic threats.
 
2012-11-06 09:24:11 PM  
Terrorist Threat = "Please don't drag me away, I'm gonna pee myself!"
 
2012-11-06 09:25:59 PM  

lenfromak: Sgt.Zim: "Making terroristic threats" == the new "resisting arrest".

Note that (s)he (preference not stated) was *not* charged with indecent exposure...

The guy must have killer boobs to get making terroristic threats.


He was charged with smuggling torpedoes.
 
2012-11-06 09:34:45 PM  

alienated: Sounds like someone skipped her meds and several therapist visits ...


i'm guessing hormones may make one bouncy = not good. but if one has a mental health condition to begin with well good luck getting that straightened out first.
 
2012-11-06 09:35:31 PM  
he allegedly flashed his breast implants

Too lazy to post the image notevenclosetobeingokwiththis.jpg....
 
2012-11-06 09:37:50 PM  

KrispyKritter: i'm guessing hormones may make one bouncy = not good. but if one has a mental health condition to begin with well good luck getting that straightened out first.


Aye.
 
2012-11-06 09:38:05 PM  
Ohh ohh ohh Jamie's crying....
 
2012-11-06 09:46:02 PM  
insert Lackawanna.jpg
 
2012-11-06 09:50:13 PM  

fjnorton: Ohh ohh ohh Jamie's crying....


Now you have Tone Loc in my head.
 
2012-11-06 09:54:50 PM  
When I did the shoplifter-catcher gig up there, I saw and was involved in some really freaky shiat. Got hurt a few times, too.
 
2012-11-06 10:05:32 PM  

Deacon Blue: When I did the shoplifter-catcher gig up there, I saw and was involved in some really freaky shiat. Got hurt a few times, too.


No one cares if you got hurt but we all enjoy really freaky shiat.Spare us a few details,and revel in AW-ing
 
2012-11-06 10:13:38 PM  
Hang-ing out at Wal-MART.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-06 10:21:45 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: Deacon Blue: When I did the shoplifter-catcher gig up there, I saw and was involved in some really freaky shiat. Got hurt a few times, too.

No one cares if you got hurt but we all enjoy really freaky shiat.Spare us a few details,and revel in AW-ing


I saw three cops tase one guy, all at the same time. That was pretty freaky. I saw a fairly attractive woman in her 30's stick her hand down the back of her sweatpants, dig around in her butt for a while, pull out her hand, smell of it for a few seconds, then wipe the hand off on a pair of children's jeans. Several people performing various sex acts (I only saw that on the cameras). Also, some dick named sweet-daddy-2 masturbated into a pair of toddler's underwear.
 
2012-11-06 10:22:25 PM  
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
 
2012-11-06 10:27:56 PM  
Future Republican Senator?
 
2012-11-06 10:35:37 PM  
Has sunny ever seen animal house or is that the joke?
/if it is I don't get it
 
2012-11-06 10:45:08 PM  

Ghastly: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!


YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!


/also, I believe that is my purse
 
2012-11-06 10:51:35 PM  
[sigh] Another embarrassment for the transgender community.
 
2012-11-06 10:53:35 PM  
Wait: he flashed the the fake titties or the bags of saline supposed to be inside them?

Also how do you get Jamie from Jeremy? The proper drag name is Jenny, honey. Jenny.
 
2012-11-06 11:57:33 PM  
Republicans aren't going down without a fight are they?
 
2012-11-07 12:04:57 AM  
AbiNormal:

Republicans aren't going down without a fight are they?

Not even for $20?
 
2012-11-07 12:06:00 AM  
The Daily Mail deliberately misgendering a transgender woman, what a surprise
 
2012-11-07 12:15:29 AM  
HUGE headline Subs. Bravo
 
2012-11-07 12:53:26 AM  
Why isn't he hanging out at bars letting dudes buy him drinks, while trying to feel him up?
 
2012-11-07 12:58:24 AM  
Manny Calavera:

The Daily Mail deliberately misgendering a transgender woman, what a surprise

He's the one who misgendered himself: there is no such thing as a "transgender woman." A.k.a. "It's not a chick with a dick, it's a guy with fake tits."
 
2012-11-07 01:00:56 AM  
There was a guy in Phoenix (ex-Marine, I heard) who was apparently pre-op because the police wouldn't cite him for indecent exposure due to the fact that he - quote - had a penis - unquote.

He would roller skate around wearing a top that was unbuttoned down the front and had female breasts. From the back he looked like a bodybuilder, except for the clothes he wore.

penis = he
 
2012-11-07 01:12:08 AM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-07 01:20:41 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-07 01:35:22 AM  

Marshall Willenholly: [sigh] Another embarrassment for the transgender community.


Yeah. Well, we are not all perfect, but sigh, indeed.
 
2012-11-07 01:42:17 AM  

fnordest: penis = he


Nope. Not all do the inversion.
 
2012-11-07 04:49:58 AM  
So...should they take said person to the female jail or the mail jail?


/or holding cell or whatever you want to call it.
 
2012-11-07 04:54:04 AM  

Resident Muslim: So...should they take said person to the female jail or the mail jail?


/or holding cell or whatever you want to call it.


well, in this case, i would say to the one that had tit space. I might be wrong
 
2012-11-07 05:19:22 AM  
Owens began bleeding after banging his head against the police are window and then spat blood at them, according to reports

suuurrrreeeeee 'banging his head' I am sure that is what happened.
 
2012-11-07 05:33:34 AM  
It's an abomination. Slay it.
 
2012-11-07 07:31:34 AM  
linetrap?
 
2012-11-07 07:35:27 AM  

Devilmouse: Owens began bleeding after banging his head against the police are window and then spat blood at them, according to reports

suuurrrreeeeee 'banging his head' I am sure that is what happened.


Seems like (s)he may have metal health issues.
 
2012-11-07 07:59:18 AM  

KrispyKritter: alienated: Sounds like someone skipped her meds and several therapist visits ...

i'm guessing hormones may make one bouncy = not good. but if one has a mental health condition to begin with well good luck getting that straightened out first.


Jaime was going through PMS for the first time.
 
2012-11-07 08:37:06 AM  
It rubs the lotion on its skin...
 
2012-11-07 08:45:41 AM  
photos1.blogger.com 

Walmart needs better greeters.
 
2012-11-07 08:48:02 AM  
hfr-rehost.net
 
2012-11-07 09:00:12 AM  

KrispyKritter: alienated: Sounds like someone skipped her meds and several therapist visits ...

i'm guessing hormones may make one bouncy = not good. but if one has a mental health condition to begin with well good luck getting that straightened out first.


Don't all trannies?
 
2012-11-07 09:08:28 AM  
This is what happens when you pander to mentally ill people instead of treating their illness.
 
2012-11-07 09:25:35 AM  

doubled99: This is what happens when you pander to mentally ill people instead of treating their illness.


If you new anything about psychology/psychiatry, you'd know that the medical community agrees that the proper treatment for the transgendered is hormones and surgery. I suppose in your opinion, the years spent getting advanced degrees in the relevant fields only serves to confuse them, and obscure the reality that is so clear to you with your high school education?
 
2012-11-07 09:28:10 AM  

alienated: fnordest: penis = he

Nope. Not all do the inversion.


I'll start with: not prejudiced, do what you want as long as it doesn't hurt anyone else. Now, I was referring to the cops stance on not harassing said person and to my usage of the pronoun.

Admittedly ignorant on the process, I would think inversion would qualify for female (but you already know that) *side note: I'd also think it would make for one hell of a tight pussy* Anyway, I think you're saying that if one feels like a girl on the inside, then they should be able to be referred to as "she".

That's fine for your family and friends and random observers who can't tell. Not that I cared one way or the other, but I would never have known he was swinging a sausage if it hadn't been reported in the paper. This was a police/legal matter. He can't have it both ways. But for all I know, he might be a she by now.

In that case she would be most likely referred to as "Butch". Dude, you should have seen this guy. He had absolutely no feminine features other than fun bags. Hell, he looked like he still shaved every morning.
 
2012-11-07 09:30:04 AM  
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2012-11-07 09:25:35 AM


doubled99: This is what happens when you pander to mentally ill people instead of treating their illness.

If you new anything about psychology/psychiatry, you'd know that the medical community agrees that the proper treatment for the transgendered is hormones and surgery. I suppose in your opinion, the years spent getting advanced degrees in the relevant fields only serves to confuse them, and obscure the reality that is so clear to you with your high school education?




I actually "no" quite a bit.
Somebody obviously believed the same nonsense as you when they diagnosed him and approved surgical treatments.

But as anyone who reads the story can see, HE"S INSANE. Sorry you and so many others can't see the forest for the trees.
 
2012-11-07 10:37:37 AM  

doubled99: Repo Man Smartest
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2012-11-07 09:25:35 AM


doubled99: This is what happens when you pander to mentally ill people instead of treating their illness.

If you new anything about psychology/psychiatry, you'd know that the medical community agrees that the proper treatment for the transgendered is hormones and surgery. I suppose in your opinion, the years spent getting advanced degrees in the relevant fields only serves to confuse them, and obscure the reality that is so clear to you with your high school education?



I actually "no" quite a bit.
Somebody obviously believed the same nonsense as you when they diagnosed him and approved surgical treatments.

But as anyone who reads the story can see, HE"S INSANE. Sorry you and so many others can't see the forest for the trees.


Colleague of Sigmund Freud: "All of my homosexual patients are quite ill you know." Freud: "As are all of mine. Of course, so are my heterosexual ones."

Since you clearly know more than the medical professionals who have treated this person so far, what is your diagnosis? What should be done to help this person cope with life??
 
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