Bondith: "It was God's divine word that I be there. Originally, I was just going skip the ballot and just go to lunch that day," Houston said.Instead of making you go vote, wouldn't it be simpler just for God not to give the guy a heart attack?
blatz514: Either subby was the Weeners on the article or it was shamelessly stolen:
moralpanic: And yet all the election frauds seems to be committed by Republicans...
LDM90: Next time subby makes this joke, he should change it to "Republicans". Then fark will find it hilarious./you know what to do, Francis
offmymeds: Fark you, subby./registered Democrat
BarefootInTheFark: Old joke is old, subby.
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