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(Fox Sports)   As if the New York Mets don't have enough bad luck, Lucas Duda hurts his wrist while moving furniture   (msn.foxsports.com) divider line 16
    More: Amusing, Lucas Duda, Mets, Hospital for Special Surgery, Marco Scutaro, wrists, inactive season, spring training, Sean Payton  
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2012-11-06 07:12:11 PM  
Who's the tard who breaks his wrist?
Duda! Duda!
Now the New York Mets are pissed!
They'll trade Duda-way!
 
2012-11-06 07:41:06 PM  
Was gonna throw out the Rome rant, but BKITU just stole the thread.
 
2012-11-06 09:40:59 PM  
Next thing you know he'll be driving you to the airport.
 
2012-11-06 09:56:56 PM  
Now the Mets won't dominate the NL next year.
 
2012-11-06 10:03:52 PM  
He broke his wrist while not doing something moronic.
He will be ready for Spring Training.
Next up, David Wright takes monster dump.
 
2012-11-07 12:54:15 AM  
Since the thread is already over, i do have one thing left to wonder. I wonder how the rate of occurrence of freak household injuries among pro sports players compares with the general population. I've never heard of someone in prime physical condition breaking a wrist moving furniture. Or breaking an ankle tripping in the shower, but I have heard of MLB guys doing it.
 
2012-11-07 12:55:09 AM  
So I suppose this means Obama is automatically re-elected president, and... oh, wait.
 
2012-11-07 01:16:25 AM  
Is "moving furniture" code for masturbating?
 
2012-11-07 02:40:05 AM  

006andahalf: Since the thread is already over, i do have one thing left to wonder. I wonder how the rate of occurrence of freak household injuries among pro sports players compares with the general population. I've never heard of someone in prime physical condition breaking a wrist moving furniture. Or breaking an ankle tripping in the shower, but I have heard of MLB guys doing it.


I do find it harder and harder to laugh at pro athlete freak injury stories. Surely all of us have dumb shiat happen to us that means nothing more than an inconvenience to a 9-to-5 drone but would legitimately derail a pro athlete.

Like, I could get a paper cut on my index finger opening a box and nothing happens, but to a major league pitcher they'd miss a start.
 
2012-11-07 05:17:08 AM  

ElwoodCuse: 006andahalf: Since the thread is already over, i do have one thing left to wonder. I wonder how the rate of occurrence of freak household injuries among pro sports players compares with the general population. I've never heard of someone in prime physical condition breaking a wrist moving furniture. Or breaking an ankle tripping in the shower, but I have heard of MLB guys doing it.

I do find it harder and harder to laugh at pro athlete freak injury stories. Surely all of us have dumb shiat happen to us that means nothing more than an inconvenience to a 9-to-5 drone but would legitimately derail a pro athlete.

Like, I could get a paper cut on my index finger opening a box and nothing happens, but to a major league pitcher they'd miss a start.


I jammed my middle finger pretty bad by stuffing clothes into the washing machine (it hit the center divider in the machine). Also jammed my little toe into the side of a doorway twice in a week, causing the nail to come completely off and not being able to walk comfortably for a few days. The worst was when I threw my back out bending over to spit out toothpaste after brushing my teeth, but I did have some back problems around that time.

So I'm also one that understands the freak injury.
 
2012-11-07 09:00:59 AM  

srhp29: He broke his wrist while not doing something moronic.
He will be ready for Spring Training.


Of course, he was a trade candidate - now that is much less likely to happen. Plus he broke his wrist at USC and it took years for his power to come back. There are reasons to be concerned if you're the Mets.
 
2012-11-07 09:18:27 AM  

jimpoz: Next thing you know he'll be driving you to the airport.


Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

/I'm not drivin' him to the airport!!
 
2012-11-07 03:06:25 PM  

BKITU: Who's the tard who breaks his wrist?
Duda! Duda!
Now the New York Mets are pissed!
They'll trade Duda-way!


I actually submitted the headline with something similar to this, and a few of the music notes font thrown in.
 
2012-11-07 04:19:08 PM  

006andahalf: meone in prime physical condition breaking a wrist moving furniture. Or breaking an ankle tripping in the shower, but I have heard


Because steroids.
 
2012-11-07 07:37:26 PM  
But... but... Jason Bay is gone!
 
2012-11-07 08:06:28 PM  

Already Disturbed: But... but... Jason Bay is gone!


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