fusillade762: "if my candidate don't win, I'll leave the country"Sadly you never hear Republicans saying that.
Go Fast Turn Left: Hell, if it were just that easy I would have done it a while ago. Been trying to find a job in Calgary or near Whistler for a couple years now.
orclover: Go Fast Turn Left: Hell, if it were just that easy I would have done it a while ago. Been trying to find a job in Calgary or near Whistler for a couple years now.You pretty much need a desperately needed skill or $150,000. With 150k you can get citizenship, some spent on paperwork, the rest just sitting in your account showing you have money.When I learned the facts I realized that not matter how much I wish otherwise, I will never be a Canadian citizen. Ever. Being from Texas doesnt help much either I suppose.
Go Fast Turn Left: I mean, I have a lot of female Canadian friends, I could always green-card marry 'em (or whatever color cards they have up there...I guess queen-colored?) for the time being or something.
halfof33: I walked right by those two guys this morning on Randolph.They were all like Derka derke derak a Doo? Obama.
stonelotus: halfof33: I walked right by those two guys this morning on Randolph.They were all like Derka derke derak a Doo? Obama.say wha?
cretinbob: Please, leave the country. I'll help you pack.
twomutts: It was pretty fun going in to work today. All of the Norwegians came in shouting "gratulerer!" (congratulations) to the three Americans in the firm. The didn't realize that one of us voted for Romney. He was veeeeeeeeeeeery quiet this morning :)
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