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(National Review)   Jay-Z accidentally endorsed Romney yesterday by claiming "I got 99 problems, but Mitt ain't one," so that means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama will be ticketed for doing 55 in a 54   (nationalreview.com) divider line 23
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2012-11-06 05:09:59 PM  
So he basically called Romney a biatch?
 
2012-11-06 05:19:05 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-06 05:43:29 PM  

vernonFL: [24.media.tumblr.com image 600x435]


Is that Kate Hudson on the left? And who popped that dude sitting behind him?
 
2012-11-06 05:48:33 PM  
...That would seem to be reasonably intentionally done there. You're performing at their rally, changing the lyrics of your song to support their cause...
 
2012-11-06 05:48:51 PM  

dugitman: vernonFL: [24.media.tumblr.com image 600x435]

Is that Kate Hudson on the left? And who popped that dude sitting behind him?


Lets just put it this way. That dude ain't one of Jay-Z's problems anymore. 98 and counting.
 
2012-11-06 05:49:47 PM  

dugitman: vernonFL: [24.media.tumblr.com image 600x435]

Is that Kate Hudson on the left? And who popped that dude sitting behind him?


Lol, never noticed that before. And the guy on the top right looks like the dude from Firefly
 
2012-11-06 05:50:08 PM  
YOU CRAZY ON THIS ONE RICK!!!


/god i'm white
 
2012-11-06 05:50:26 PM  
Shiat... is it too late to change my vote?
 
2012-11-06 05:50:51 PM  

dugitman: And who popped that dude sitting behind him?


I've got good odds that it was Metta World Peace.
 
2012-11-06 05:51:46 PM  

dugitman: vernonFL: [24.media.tumblr.com image 600x435]

Is that Kate Hudson on the left?


Looks a little like Chloe Sevigny.
 
2012-11-06 05:51:54 PM  

NkThrasher: ...That would seem to be reasonably intentionally done there. You're performing at their rally, changing the lyrics of your song to support their cause...


...Somehow I've started melding the names Romney and Obama together in my head now. I had that backwards.

How is saying "Mitt' isn't a problem endorsing him?
 
2012-11-06 05:53:12 PM  
I don't give a fark, so....
 
2012-11-06 05:55:12 PM  

karmaceutical: Shiat... is it too late to change my vote?


Just vote again. It's the American way.
 
2012-11-06 05:56:57 PM  
He got pulled over driving in the HOVa lane.
 
2012-11-06 05:59:19 PM  
I thought Obama was partying with Jay-Z and Beyonce the night the whole Benghazi scandal went down. You remember the Benghazi cover-up, don't you? That's when Obama let our people remain in harm's way, in Benghazi, while he attended a fundraiser with celebrities, some of whom may have been blah. While people--white people, who were bravely defending their post-- died. In Benghazi.
 
2012-11-06 06:00:46 PM  

Kazaa: dugitman: vernonFL: [24.media.tumblr.com image 600x435]

Is that Kate Hudson on the left?

Looks a little like Chloe Sevigny.


I was going to say the same thing.
 
2012-11-06 06:03:47 PM  
English is hard for conservatives. He is dismissing Mitt as not being a problem since we won't hear from him after tomorrow. Derp.
 
2012-11-06 06:05:49 PM  

NkThrasher: NkThrasher: ...That would seem to be reasonably intentionally done there. You're performing at their rally, changing the lyrics of your song to support their cause...

...Somehow I've started melding the names Romney and Obama together in my head now. I had that backwards.

How is saying "Mitt' isn't a problem endorsing him?


Isn't mitt not being a problem make him irrelevant?
 
2012-11-06 06:09:32 PM  

Klippoklondike: And the guy on the top right looks like the dude from Firefly


yeeah. Was trying to place his face. Was thinking maybe Darrell Hammond
 
2012-11-06 06:14:46 PM  

Mistymtnhop: Isn't mitt not being a problem make him irrelevant?


The NRO has 99 problems, and apparently comprehending Jay-z lyrics is one.
 
2012-11-06 06:36:41 PM  

Weigard: He got pulled over driving in the HOVa lane.


BOOOO!
 
rmz
2012-11-06 06:37:30 PM  
Where on earth exists a 54 MPH zone?
 
2012-11-06 06:46:17 PM  
Yes, when it comes to parsing rap lyrics, I always turn to the NRO. Because they're from the street, yo.
 
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