If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Reuters)   Stocks up on news that someone is going to win the election   (reuters.com) divider line 3
    More: Asinine, IXIC, futures contracts, industry sectors, European Economic Area, portfolio manager  
•       •       •

1252 clicks; posted to Politics » on 06 Nov 2012 at 3:47 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2012-11-06 04:06:01 PM  
2 votes:
Stocks have been rising for 32 months in anticipation of a Romney Presidency.
2012-11-06 03:54:35 PM  
2 votes:
Someone? Rules out Romney. I think you need a soul to pull off "someone".
2012-11-06 03:52:19 PM  
1 votes:

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Stocks climbed on Tuesday as some investors bet that Republican Mitt Romney could pull off a surprise victory in the presidential vote, citing gains in defense and energy shares.

Investors guess that Romney will win based on rising stocks which are rising because investors guess that Romney will win


Wow, how did the market ever crash in the first place?
 
Displayed 3 of 3 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report